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FineBro: We call them FREAKS!!

Lol. Freaks of nature.

This is very good. OP nailed it with the 'context' addition. I think it deserves to be on the homepage.

yes, sure. those prices are from the local pharmacy stores in lagos. online is cheaper, but thats a long process im sure you dont want to go through. check with the local pharmacies in your neighborhood. they always have them.

juman: Don't use drug.

Those are not drugs, they are food supplements.

BoboYekini: Bruv, where do you do your shopping for supplements?

I mostly buy online. But any big pharmacy within your neighborhood should have them stocked.

Chanchit: Oyinbo people too nice o, if na for Nigeria hin heart sef go co-operate with am when mobs beat him in n out of coma.

Lol. So true. Nigerians would have beaten him outta coma.

Justyaxx: And it happens you are either drunk or damn foolish.

And you sir, are a crazy bottom.

oolumide: @ lacicrips what do u mean such never happened. May be u went with them to Tfc. But at least I provided venue. If u distract me again on this thread I will banish u from making comment

You no get work.

This OP is a mischief maker. Lol at pictures.

This guy is a liar. Nothing of such happened.

Kids.

Dbanj don turn Americana be that o. Soon, he'll start claiming AA.

IYA NGBALI: Ila alasepo,with 500 naira your pot of soup would take kia of your belle for 6 months

Nawao! Some dey chop dey throw away. God help us.

Mu.mu OP, it's an hotel suite.

Lol at people eating on the floor.
Bush people.

Jarus: It doesnt matter to me. Using the dining set, sitting, is too boring, irrespective of where it is located. Floor, or sometimes sitting room chair with food on top of stool, does it better for me.

To each his own. I just can't leave the comfort of my dining set for anywhere else. Not happening.

Picture of a man, his dog and his cat begging for money on the streets. I thought this was hilarious, and decided to share.

Simple: integrate your dining section into your living room.

Now tell me why anyone would leave this to eat elsewhere.

I think that's about the most comfortable place in the home to eat a meal - unless of course your home arrangement is boring. Modern dining are always in the living room.

Sensual Man: Ddnt know ds babe has yam-legs until today she came 2 do wkend @my place nd wore my boxers, and her teeths r sumhow. I no longer like her plz wat do i do?

Lol. Good humour.

giditrend: Crime Guard gathered that the 200 level Business
Administration student had gone to bid her
boyfriend, Abuchi Cyril, 24, goodbye , as the latter
was reportedly planning to travel to Malasia next
day (Friday), unknown to her that would be her
final sojourn on earth.Although it could not be
ascertained what transpired between the love birds
behind closed doors but it was gathered that rather
than being entertained in his parents’ apartment
located on number 25 Shorimade Street, Aguda
Ogba, Abuchi took Olayinde to a neighbours
apartment, who at that time was away.
But apprehension, set in, after several calls on
Olayinde’s phone by her father, met dead silence.
Just as he reportedly stepped outside to see if his
daughter was anywhere around, he met some
persons in group discussing what was later
discovered to be her daughter’s demise.
During a visit to the late Olayinde’s family’s house,
her devastated father who offered to speak with
Crime Guard said, “ I was at home around 11am
that fateful day while my late daughter was
outside the house with her mother, all dressed up. I
later walked up to them and asked when she would
be going to work. And she said she would first go
to the bank to submit her account opening form
which would enable her receive her monthly salary
because she was just employed by Cadbury Plc.
Satisfied with the answer, I went back inside to rest
because I haven’t been feeling very well for some
time.
“ I later learnt that she told her mother she would
first go and see her boyfriend Abuchi, who called
her earlier to come and see his travelling
documents, as he was supposed to travel next day
to Malaysia. That was the last we saw of her.
“At about 12:25pm, I dialled her number. It rang
but there was no response. I called again around
12:30pm, it rang and still no response. Later, the
phone was switched off. I and my wife became
worried at that point because we could not say
what was wrong with her.
At about 4pm, I decided to stroll round. But when I
got outside, I noticed a crowd which turned
towards my direction but noone spoke to me.
Confused, I went inside and told my wife about
what I observed.
Later I sent her to go and purchase some
ingredients to prepare super. When she came back,
she also told me the crowd stared at her also. Just
as we were contemplating on what to do, our fears
was confirmed as a young man among the crowd
rushed inside and yelled ‘ it has happened o! When
we demanded what the matter was, he broke the
news of my daughter’s demise. At that instant, my
world was shattered. He also told us the corpse
was just brought to a nearby hospital. I rushed to
the hospital with the hope that I would see her
alive. But no, I only saw her remains.
Tell me, should I start preparing towards having
another child at this age?”, he asked , trying hard
not to betray his emotion.
What went wrong?
Abuchi as gathered, was arrested by policemen
attached to Area ‘G’ Ogba, command, from where
he was transferred to the State Criminal
Investigation Department SCID, Yaba. In his
statement to the Police, he reportedly said while he
was with Olayinde, she suddenly screamed ‘my
head’, before she slumped.
But findings by the police as gathered, revealed
that the mattress in the room where Olayinde’s
dead body was found was socked with blood. The
mattress was reportedly turned upside down
before the arrival of policemen. But during a search
of the apartment ,blood , suspected to be from
Olayinde, was discovered under the bed and later
traced to the mattress turned upside down.
Another puzzle that needs to be unravelled was the
report that a nurse was reportedly invited by
Abuchi while he was with Olayinde. A resident who
pleaded anonymity told Crime Guard that :“ We
suspect there could be more to all this than meet
the eyes. First, the corpse was inside the room
three hours before it was taken to the hospital.
Why did it take him that long to rush her to the
hospital? Abuchi even called in a nurse while he
was inside with Olayinde. The nurse we learnt,
carried out some treatment on Olayinde. What
went wrong that made him invite the nurse? She
was even the one that accompanied Abuchi to the
hospital where she works, with Olayinde’s body. It
was when Olayinde was pronounced dead that she
bolted, pretending she was going to get a taxi”, the
resident said.
The nurse with an undisclosed identity was
reportedly arrested by the Police and later
released, an action the bereaved family queried.
The deceased’s phone as gathered, was also
discovered to be missing.
Police sources hinted that some finger marks were
discovered on the deceased neck and her camisole
stained with blood. But sources could however not
state exactly what led to the death of Olayinde,
until the autopsy result will be out.
A Christian wake was held at the deceased
apartment, located on 17, Muibi street Aguda
Ogba, Thursday, while her remains was interred
Friday at Atan cemetery, Yaba

Since you were too lazy to put the whole thing in here, I thought to help you.

You all seem to be missing the point here. He doesn't expect nor want anything in return, heck he even mentioned he'll turn down any sort of appreciation. He's just unhappy that a very close friend could just start ignoring him all of a sudden after securing an average-paying job, which he helped to get.

It's not just a female thing, it's an inherent character in some people. Once they move higher, they want to keep a distance from people who aren't there yet. We see this happening around us everyday, it's nothing new. She's just ambitious, and wants to hang around people who will help propel her to the next level.

Just forget her, pay attention to your studies and continue helping others whenever you have the opportunity to. You'll soon realize that some friends would still stick with you even when they become Governors, and you're still a clerk.
I still hang out with some of the friends I did factory work with in the early millenium, even though I own companies now.

Emekamex: Are you a learner? Hope I got this one right douche bag.

It hurts, right?

Emekamex: Are you sure, you are a graduate?

Lol. That comma shouldn't be there. Always try to remove the shit in your eyes first.

These are good tips. Thanks.

I'm a bushman by the way, I do the exact opposite of all these.

KnowAll: 419 is d most important 3 digits number Nigeria as a nation has given d world. U can google it. So making it a distress call number in Naija makes a lotta sense.

You're very correct. And this will even go a long way in removing all the negative meanings associated with it. It will be a major rebranding boost. I like it, and I support it. How can we make this happen?

My sense of humour is a bit rusty, I just don't get the joke. What's with all the responses? If these men are found guilty, they should be punished accordingly. I can't imagine what Russia would have done if it was the other way round. C'mn people, this is serious...like very serious.

Ooops! Double post. Sorry.

I might as well just say something.

Mocality I believe is being sponsored by a powerful group (Nasper). And these old men don't have the patience to see it mature.

Sad though if the news is true, I thought they had an amazing product. Don't mind buying up their technology (that's if I can afford it).

It takes passion and sweat equity to grow these kind of businesses.

Guk: Yes, 1M naira daily. Jumia; Konga & Dealdey are on Facebook 24 hours a day. They are also on Google Adsense. Dealz9ja used both media extensively last year and the advert budget was frightening! Theres also SMS cost; daily email cost etc. Na look before you leap biz O!

That's like N30m/month, give or take. Naah! Who does that?

I work with a digital marketing agency, and there's no way in the world they're getting that kind of crazy bill from either fb or google, unless of course they're being cheated by the agency they're working with. We work closely with sales/account executives from Google, Facebook and Yahoo. And it's only Yahoo I know charges are on the highside. You need a minimum spend of $3k/month to talk to them, and your ad campaign gets run on all their properties. It used to be $10k, but got reviewed sometime last year. Although, the higher your spend, the more visibility. Same goes for Microsoft's hotmail.

If you got that figure directly from them, it's either it's being inflated or they're obviously being cheated by their agency.

N1m per day? That's some crazy sh.it.

Siena: All that stolen money, yet no funds were invested in anti-perspirant, those damp patches, urrrgh. I've seen truck pushers shunting massive loads in the middle of a Nigerian heatwave with drier armpits.

I guess fraudulent strategies could make one sweat more than a goat, even if the said person lived in Siberia.

https://i768.photobucket.com/albums/xx329/NaijaGuy/WunmisSweatyPits_zps4f552c77.jpg

That's petty. Let it go bro.

I don't believe this story one bit. The "conductor, cms, obalende" part gave you away.