₦airaland Forum

Anumpama:
Good evening nairalanders
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Sorry I registered this Monica as a female but I am a male
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I will make this very short as possible. I came back from lagos which I have lived for almost 2 years . It is quite unfortunate that I don't have my own personal house in my home town. I depend on my friends for accommodation. I can't go and rent an apartment of my own because I have short stay here . I don't know how long lagos would be lockdown and I believe once the lock down is over I will rush back to the city. I came back cos of Corona Virus issue and landed in my friend's apartment. This my friend have his own personal girlfriend which I don't have mine here in the village. But I have in Lagos
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Straight to the issue. I can't let loneliness and boredom kill me down here so I decided to look for a girl to pass time with. Though many girls are around for me . The first girl I brought to my friend's house , I had intercourse with her successfully because my friend was not around that very day . When he came back I told him about it and he was like 'Chai I missed alot , assuming I was around I could have joined in looting. " Well I didn't say anything . Other days I invite any girl he would refuse to leave the house insisting that he must join in the looting.
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At the end the girl would leave and nothing would happen because not all girls would allow a guy start up anything with her while having a third party in the room. The last one that got me down was a girl I invited , my friend said he doesn't like the girl that I should tell the girl to live his house. Hmmmm after begging him severally he refused until I asked the girl to go . She left with anger though I letter called her and apologized for what happened.
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Please what should I do about this , is my friend a real friend? Well I wont blame him cos I am staying in his house.

A friend who wants to have a party with you may be gayyy and you using a female moniker is gaayyyish.

You don't need advice. You need to be honest with yourself and straighten your life else you will take something worse than corona to Lagos city

Nice

Nice trick

squarelead:
Thinking of it, some people use phones for just some months, while some use phones for years. All things being equal, disregarding if your phone was stolen or misplaced. How long do you use mobile phones. For mine have been using my phone since July 2018, and I have no plans of changing it anytime soon, and on the average I use phones for at least 18 months. How long does phones last with you generally?

As long as it's not stolen. Why are you thinking of it... Is there nothing better to think of?

The lie is weak. Kindly meet LIE Mohammed to help you

spinna:
I am presently sourcing for funds to buy more cows for my cattle/dairy farm. I started with two..now i have 3.The farm facility for them is already in place. This is ethically raised cattle rearing..no Fulani trekking them up and down..pastures are established for them..no possibility of them spoiling others farms. I would like to buy 10-20 more (or more)

As for the profitability, cattle are the oldest and greatest investment.Let me go biblical to explain.

Prov 27:23-24 says. 'Be diligent to know the state of your flocks, and look well to thy herds...For riches are not for ever: and doth the crown endure to every generation'

Dake's Bible's explanation of this verse blew my mind..it explains: 'Flocks will multiply generation after generation, but other riches and even the crowns of Kings are temporary and will soon pass away.'

No wonder all the big men in Nigeria have herds of cattle. If there is a financial need just sell one cow. Its not fast but its sure.

I can be reached on o7o63463851 for negotiation of terms. The required amount is from 1,000,000 upwards . Stay blessed

Once you went biblical I knew something was wrong. Pls leave bible and prove the authenticity of your stuff, are you insured, are you registered, do you have physical land?

Have you done this before?

crowniran:
Hello there. Are you interested in knowing how Fiverr works and how you can earn from it. Then join this group now. If you don't have any skill, you can join also.


Please click on the link on my signature to join

Seems like you are a learner... The link on your profile is not clickable.

You should know how to post link in your thread next time. Nairaland has a way of cutting things like your link.

Shoot him

Philantropists:
I am looking for persons who are in need to grow their business and need cash.

I have allocated the sum of N500k and N1.5 million. The sum can be inceased depending on the scale of the business and growth potential.

Mention me with your plan towards the money.

Since everyone is here calling this a scam for fear that you steal ideas, lemme use my faith and just attempt it.

I intend to upscale my logistics business by using KEKE to deliver fresh farm produce and cooked food plus toiletries to areas in Nigeria from the click of a button on my app. I actually have an android app for it but we have not yet launched due to funding.

If I can get 1.5M then I can pay drivers and for major adverts and branding of the company. I have already invested most of my money in it and my lawyers are aware. I have all my documents so there are no stories.

From my calculations an investment of 1.5M will yield 2.3M in 6 Months, I know that is slow but it is what I have done before.

TonyBankz:
So yuh are the one dat killed my dog nd relocated di following week? So its yuh

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Unigrad:
Please fellow Nairalanders, I was able to gather 2m from the little financial source, I have ambition of becoming academician( lecturer), I don't know what to do if I should travel out with the money for greener pasture because the said money can't afford me the masters degree abroad or do Masters with it here in Nigeria. I was able to graduate with 2.1 in one of the best federal University in Nigeria.
Your constructive advices is highly needed.

Do a sustainable business that will sponsor BOTH

Makavelli25:
Go and apologise o

Lemme alone joor....


Shey if dog tears your wedding gown in the month of your wedding... You will let the dog live abi?

Come and drag me na

So no price. What's a waste of post

Makavelli25:
****Mine****
When i was young i was very found of playing with stones,i even had a catapult then. There was this man living close to our house,people call him old soja ( the man wasnt really a retired soldier). So one day i broke the window of his house exactly his room own.
All the small boys in my area then suffered it,but till today they never knew i was the one.

Share yours lets have fun

I killed someone's dog indirectly but mistakenly, no one knew it was me. I relocated the following week.

Trueigbo:
I need a simple app that will take orders from my customers. I have small farm and I need the app to take their orders.

Pls drop your contact if you can handle it.

Thank you

If such an app exist, what about the security of your farmers in this harsh times of fulani men or Korona.

Maybe you should start with an Instagram page. I can design Instagram page for you for 5k. And people can make their orders

arejibadz:
Please how much do web developers earn in Nigeria

What kind of funny question is this? It's like asking how much fashion designers earn.


See, the same clothe design that a Fashion designer in a slum in Lagos will sew for you at 7k total cost will be done for 70k by a Lekki Fashion Designe and may not even be as good as the one from the slum.

These her entrepreneurship skills.... There is no consensus on price. Hope you got that.

Stepharnite:
Fucking a friend is a dream come true, but repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

Are we to repent before or after?

Heroclitus:
And also ma,how legit is Google Admob self-clicking?

Admob is not for Nigerians. Only frauds come here to advertise their earnings which they never ever have withdrawn.

So forget it.

Heroclitus:
https://www.nairaland.com/5663965/get-ebook-how-earn-millions



Ma,How about the Google Admob self-clicking?

No one mentored me. I asked aboki where they dump their metal scrap, got there, took pictures and sold them in March. The buyers paid the owner after agreeing my fee was 20%.

So everyone was happy. Aboki is all you may need to start, I did it only for once.

Paul8000:
Good evening ladies and gents... my name is Paul ... I am married to my beautiful wife vivian by name for the past 16 years ... we have 5 wonderful children together ... Jemima 15... Isaac 12... Elizabeth 9... Samuel 6 and Tabitha 3... we are based in Liberia ... We both are working and earning well by God grace... I have few issues with my wife that brought me here to get some advices... anytime my wife and I had some misunderstanding... she does involve the children ... ... the oldest 3 she tells them everything including how I cheated on her ... she also feed them with lies that I am a bad man ... I want to kills her... she tells them so many things to make them hates me... they will disrespect and keeping malice with me to the extend of if I send them for errands ... she will stopped them and tells them not to go... no matter how much I shouted at them to go ... they will not obey me because their mother has the final say. For example my wife and I are having some misunderstandings for over 3 weeks now... we are not talking or sleeping in the same room ... I have tried to makes things works for us but she refused ... the children are also keeping malice with me ... I sent Elizabeth to go and get some water for me ... she obeyed and went to the kitchen .. few moments later she came back emptied handed staring at me in shock ... I asked her what about the water ... she said her mother said I should go in the kitchen to get the water myself ... at that moment I just couldn’t take it anymore .. I exploded in anger ... I went to the kitchen we had a heated arguments... she pour water on me ... I really wanted to hit her so hard but I control my anger ... and walked away... I left the house for 3 days to cool down... because I was so angry with her ... I just wanted to be a lone ... i then went home after 3 days ... my 3 oldest children acted like they hadn’t seen me ... they were busy with their phone/ tablets and it was only my 2 youngest that were missing me ... they both hugged me like never before me ... my youngest daughter refuse to leave my room she even slept in my room... I could see how much she misses me... my wife on her side acted like nothing too.. her normal behaviour as usual ... for the sake of my 2 youngest children I sit her down and talked with her ... how we should makes things better for the sake of our children especially the younger ones... I have apologized to her on my knees... all to no avail... I am tired of my wife turning my children against me ... they have become out of control ... I can’t correct them ... it pains me a lot to see my own children disrespecting me ... I don’t want them to grown up and hate me all their life ... I want to have my family back ... a happy home how we used to be before ... but my wife don’t want to cooperate with me ... I taught this lockdown will bring us together so we could sorted out our differences and fix our marriage to become better ... but all to no avail... I am writing this sitting inside my car in the compound because I can’t even go inside the house because I have nobody to talk to... my 2 youngest children that keeps me busy are asleep ... I am so lonely all alone ... please how can I put an end to all this ... I am fed up ... anyone who has ever experienced something like this can you please advice me on how did you overcome this. I hope I was brief enough...

Travel unannounced, for months.

Change your number.

Work, do odd jobs if you must but come back only when she is broken and begging and crying and desperate.... Ensure she begs on phone and each of the children beg and apologize. Do not return unless you are far richer, looking better.


Then travel again just before they get used to you.


She will learn what I have learned, that your potential is unlimited and she is not responsible enough to hold you down. So it will make her humble.

Heroclitus:
Good evening ma,I was following a thread and I
then just bumped onto one of your posts were
you talked about metal scrap selling.
Ma,please have you later ventured into it? or do you know of anyone who can mentor me on it?
I'm really interested in knowing more about it

Kindly send the link of the post here

Heroclitus:
Good evening ma,please I would like to ask you about a particular business.

I hope you won't give me a harsh reply about it,cause I'm always afraid and wary of your hot responses.

Do I go on with the question,ma?

Yes sir.

stobery:
Must be tall and lively with good sense of humour

Dm me if you are interested, no jokes pls

Ok

kingbasuraiii:
if you feel you're up to the task, then DM me on WhatsApp. thank you

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Stanbic:
I really wanna cure my curiosity guys, as I heard a story not quite long about a married man with 2 kids who has no family background whatsoever, but the wife continued digging and asking questions till the man decided to take them to his place finally.

A day to actual day they'll depart came and the man gave the necessary directions to his wife on how they'll get there, the woman was surprised and asked him why he never mentioned it before, but the man was unperturbed.
The next morning the wife woke up and was about getting the kids ready but the man was nowhere to be found.
He searched the whole house to the neighborhood all to no avail. He doesn't know any family relation to call and she was an orphan. So she took it upon herself to find out what could have happened to himor where he could be. She reported to the police immediately but they found no record no how to trace him. So they advised her to look for him down to his village, she finally decided to go to the village herself.. On getting to the village, the unthinkable happened, the man's family was astonished to hear her stories they took her to a nearby grave where he was buried 10 years ago and explained to her how he died. The news ran chills down my spine cos part of me wants to believe but secondly I'm still having serious doubts about it.

What do you think guys have anyone experienced something like that before?? Please just be truthful no lies Lol

Don't probe else they may find you.


All you need to know is spirits are everywhere... You have met them, talked to them and boarded vehicles with them.


Just get dogs and you would know that spirits wander even at early hours of the morning.

So don't try to dig too much into it else.... You may not end the search, the search may end you.


Just be aware that the spirit world is really in control. So align yourself with the most powerful force.

Ancientbeing:
After a lot of heartbreaks and distrust in girls, i made an internal resolution to stop trying to build relationships with females.
After sometime, i noticed that i started feeling differently towards any females i relate with . I started feeling this uncontrollable passion and lust and also an overwhelming love and care for girls close to me. I avoid touching myself due to its psychological but i really need to release these very strong emotions.
Could marriage at this point be a healthy decision?

Singleness is not a disease & marriage is not the cure.

HammedOlanaija:
Of course since you lost yours at the age 14

At 9 by my dad.

HammedOlanaija:
I don't understand your drift sir

Did your parents teach you that virginity should be lost before marriage?

Your topic and question is not really making any sense.

HammedOlanaija:
I have a niece who lives with me.She loves hanging out with boys(sometimes within her age or older men).And I will like to discuss the way of life with her cos as it is she needs someone to feed her with advice.She is just 17yrs and I think she is still a virgin.Share me your opinions or ideas on how to lecture her.

Whatever age the person marries. Virginity is not a sport.