₦airaland Forum

definateli:
I was wondering if this Corona virus continues if schools will resume. Any currently functional online schools?

Yes there are. Many have created Whatsapp schools.

I know someone working on a telegram school for kids and those writing ssce

What is the total package

Church was full and Lagos could do nothing about it

Naija is always going to be an hypocrite in these things. Nasfat is holding service this morning o.

Brt is more than 20-50 people crowded in one bus.

Cinemas too.

But they had to make it religious.

Am heading to church. Corona got nothing on me

beardlessdude:
made no sense. As usual

Without beards u still have pubic hair in your brain

paxonel:


why you dey vex now?
Is it not much more better to use your fone and stream online a live message rather than stressing yourself going through the traffic from ikorodu to yaba or from alapere ketu to ogun state camp just to listen to that same message?

Why are Nigerians stressing themselves like this?

Unku See, is it your GOING?

Ok are u ready to work from home, school from home? But groceries from HOME?
I can go on and on


As blind as you are, you forget that soon you go tire.... U will miss being in the midst of people. You will become hostile and unsociable,

You are blind by your religious bias.... It will not affect only church. But everything. The life you have been used to is gonna be OVER.

People like you didn't know internet will escalate liars and make more people fake than real.

So this new concept of doing everything at home will damage generations over time. Even now the internet generation can not physically socialize well.

Grow up and have some Hair on your balls. The devil is showing you only one angle while he is sabotaging your generation on the other blindspot angle that you can't see.


Wake up and stay woke. The world you were born into has officially ended if everything starts being from home.

This whole stuff even took boko haram and herdsmen and they don't have the facilities to mitigate it, they will therefore come to your homes directly attack you and if the government shuts down generators and arrests owners then the internet in Nigeria will also go down.

Pls be wise

paxonel:
Many Christians especially those claiming to be born again feels if a Sunday passes and they don't go to church it's as if they have, sinned against God

What a ridiculous mindset, why will pastors not become rich and fly private jets everywhere?

I believe that God allows covid-19 partly in order to teach such ridiculous Christians that churches are never his temple, rather you yourselves are the true temple of the living God, and pastors are exploiting you people.
But very few will still learn and understand that

In Nigeria for example, you will agree with me that religions(Christianity, Islam, African traditional religions and traditions) have created more problems than solutions to the problems of the people.

Take a look at a thread i created far back October 2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2673817/overcome-church-going-free-today#39109732


Please stay at home, nor be by force

You forget the internet.

Churches will hold services and have more online members without physical presence. And it will be massive.

Stop being paranoid and calling it freedom. There is God.

So you don't know corona is also traveling?

Y do Ediots have data na

Spartancosta:
wrote jamb utme exam on Monday,the exam was so easy that I was expecting nothing less than 300.but to my utmost surprise I saw 248 when I checked my result.i think maybe jamb made a mistake and they would correct it later,I rechecked same thing.please how do I go about it?I can't possibly tell my dad I scored 248.To God who made me I was cheated.your opinions will be highly appreciated ������

Be grateful first for 248 then go ahead and tell your dad. Nothing dey happen

It is courage and faith and wisdom.


Any church that closes down will never be the same number again.


This weapon was sent to cripple everything in the world so that a new world order begins.

CoronaVirusRelo:
God bless your mother!

Audio belief that was used as a colonization and slavery tool.

I still wonder how a man in Africa believed another man in far away Middle East died for his sins. It's height of absurdness. But it's well noted that this religions where passes on to present generation.

He believes a man in the middle East died for his sins bit detest the Sango, Ogun and Amadioha that does in his backyard who also has track records.

Which God should bless the mother... The same God that brought Jesus?

Keep preaching, you go soon tire.

True that

I believe it's a female you seek

daniddan1999:
Hello, fam i like to acquire some basic IT knowledge, also apart from using a computer during my jamb i don't know much of a system i.e am a novice. What area of the IT should i do secondly,how much is it likely to cost in lag.thanks

Get someone to mentor you. Go to YouTube and learn how to design a web site without codes. Before you learn with codes.

Yoruba likes you

frosbel2:
Here in the UK , the Prime Minister has announced unprecendented wide ranging measures to reduce the impact of the coronavirus pandemic on the economy and it's most vulnerable citizens in particular. For example ;

• The most vulnerable in society will receive £2,000 in addition to existing welfare benefits.
• Anyone laid off work will be supported by the government till this crisis is over
• Workers will have up to 80% of their salaries paid by the government to alleviate the burden on employers and prevent the risk of retrenchment

The recurring theme is that the secular government will step up to help the most vulnerable and weak in society and workers at risk till this plague is past.

So , My questions to Nigerian pastors during this period of coronavirus , are as follows ;
Will you :
• Stop taking tithes from those who barely have enough to survive?
• Ask your church members who may be worried about their future livelihoods to stop paying tithes for at least 6 months?
• Sell some of your possessions and real estate, to help the poorest members and most vulnerable people in your congregations?
• Make your churches available to tender for the old, sick and weak during this crisis?
• Show the unbelieving governments around the world what Christ really stands for ?
• Scale down offerings from those who are struggling?
• Help your struggling members pay their rent , bills and buy food ?



Will you obey these timely scriptures :

" All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no needy persons among them. For from time to time those who owned land or houses sold them, brought the money from the sales and put it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to anyone who had need. - Acts 4 : 32-35

and

"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me." - Matthew 19:21

You paranoid stereotypes

So tithes 10% is what will save the poor. You really need brain washing

Pls who put them in cage?

Is it you?

Some of you just talk yet you can't solve any human problem.

NYSC has been shutdown.

Kennedyiheme02:
This is a very sensitive topic because i know alot of emotions would be flared...

Dont get me wrong, if i get female children I'll be happy.. 3 boys 1 girl is perfect for me... but in a situation where all my kids are girls.. i dont pray for it, no offense to anyone...

The reason why ? Its all because first of all, you have a family legacy like most family, you own a surname, your business, all you worked for probably 30 years +... when you dont have male kids, how do you give all that to a woman?.. this isn't misogyny, this is reality... Some times we let our emotions get the better of us and we don't think well... the reason why i wouldnt put my familys heirloom in my daughters hands is because.

1 a womans main aim is to get married, and thats what I'll want for my daughter... so when she gets married and bears someone's name... the family's legacy is shifted automatically to another family.. just like that...

2. Women aren't built to run businesses, women have failed more in running businesses...


I saw a video if daddy freeze where he said why should men care about thier legacy, even poor men shouldn't care... listen legacy isn't all about wealth.. its a whole lineage.... so a family with the surname "chukwuka" that has existsd for over 200 years... because you're woke, the family name is erased because of a mans foolishness in not striving to concieve a male child?... this seems so archaic but its an everlasting reality .

Daddy freeze also referenced an igbo tradition that keeps the eldesr daughter of an old man with no male kids... his daughter will meet with another man while in her fathers house.. conceive.. just so the family concieve male kids.... the man who got the woman pregnant cant claim the baby as it is tradition...

You might say its achaic but how is it different feom what is practised in the brittish monarchy.. queen elizabeths father had no male kids... she wasnt supposed to be on the throne... she was supposed to be married to another royal family.... but since the heirloom and throne must continue she took the seat.. a man came into the house, they had kids... her kids bears her fathers name instead of her husbands name...

This is how they keep the throne in the family.. but because they are white, no one says anything...

Personally if i dont have male kids.. i rather adopt one, give him my name.. than give the heirloom to daughtera who would marry someone else, thereby changing names...

Omar09 , ubunja, Martinez39s

So this is what you are thinking while we are in coronavirus season 1?

No one cares bro. If you don't know how to select the gender of a child before birth, then all your long talk is wasted

BurnStoner:
The corona virus still hasn’t taught you any sense? That you do not need money or anything close to materialism to enjoy this life? Yuu Mumu oh...Lol

Is a girl friend equal to enjoyment?

Remove the sanitary pad in your brain

BurnStoner:
If you are single lady between the age of 23-26 , smart, intelligent and smokes weed! Dm...Lets see where we both end up...No pressure...

Without you having loads of money, no girl will understand you.

Get your life together and have what women need= financial security before you come here looking for someone to manage with you

Silas6:
C O R O N A V I R U S:

USA: Releases $1 Trillion Emergency stimulus; to pay each citizen $1,000.

UK: Releases £330 Billion Business Loan Package.

Germany: Releases $600 billion stimulus.

Canada: Releases C$20 Billion Economic Relief Package. Stops payment of Rents.

Italy: Releases 26 billion. They will pay the rent, pay baby sitter 600 euro.

Nigeria: Removed #20.00 from fuel.

Who swear for Nigeria like this?���

Greed is worrying you.

If buhari gave you to be the head of a committee that will give 1k to all Nigerians, pls tell me you will be faithful to ensure it gets to everyone without enriching yourself.

Tell me Nigerians will be grateful. 1000 naira is to Nigerians what 1000 dollars is to the USA peeps.

So relax. We are in the consequences of our actions.

Leoniine:
Yen yen yen. Spare me and keep your judgment to yourself.

If excessive tasting makes one lose value, will excessive tasting not make one lose value in marriage?

Sex is not my issue. What you said was excessive sex makes one's value drop. How? Will the married couples not have sex till the end of their lives?

Farmers need hoes

Leoniine:
Will excessive tasting not happen in marriage?



How and futurism take enter now?

Why didn't you have sex as a baby then.... Since according to you.... "you will still have sex later na"

Am ashamed you are a lady.

You are supposed to think futuristic.


So marriage is all about sex to you?

The reason you shouldn't have sex anyhow is so that it can have a deeper meaning in marriage than horniness or love(lust) .


If horniness and love(lust) are the only reasons a person marries.... It can never be sweet in the middle or last. NEVER.... Just look at your celebs in Nigeria...

SpaflousNews:
Warning!


Warning!


For A,dults Only!

.a lie that a poverty stricken jobless blogger tells
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This is the link to the s33xx video showing a lady that died during s33xx - https://thevirginfucker..com/2020/03/blog-post.html

The woman was your mother right?

Oh no.

What is happening in Nigeria

NOT KNOWING right?

Be deceiving yourselves