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helinues:
So none of the Nigeria miracle drama performers have power to bind and cast Coronavirus?

The gate of hell master, why not open one for the virus to swallow..

So all of you people have stopped performing miracles.

Truly the fear of Coronavirus is the beginning of wisdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljoyeAcnMd0

Casalindal:
Guess that played out well for you?

It sure did and still is.
Personally I read alot, so I can not be stranded.
I don't make friends because internet has taught me bitterly that people are not what they snap only or type or even post... But what they do. Character is beyond looks, but money tests character.

I don't ask my man for money because that reduces my value. Am a porn star in bed but a prolific business partner with him out there. I own my body and don't allow anyone make me feel less or in need of augmentations.

Well most girls don't know how to secure their future and appease the right powers without sex. I wish many women knew secrets of the powers that control men.

Casalindal:
Have you v ever been in a situation where you loved someone or you love someone and cannot be with the person due to religion, sexual Orientations,culture, health, work rules and family.

Please share your story

Yes I simply used wisdom to work my way. And we are together now. 4years, one kid and a thriving business together. Still madly in love with kinky sex... No dulling.

Just use wisdom and you will get what you want.

ahaz:
hello house I will appreciate an advice from you guys on the best form of programming g course to take on..though am a novice in computer,in fact,my highest knowledge in computer is the Microsoft office packages,no more,no less.
But I desire to go into this programming to boost my knowledge if possible increase my chances of getting a better job.
so house,which do I learn and where do I acquire the skills as in,which institute will you recommend for me to do the package..may you all be blessed as you help me out with you valuable advice's,thanks a million.

See, find a computer school in your location. You are not in a desert, that you are now asking us for where to learn when we don't know where u live or who you are.


Who even told you that programming is best for you.

Please you need to consult a computer school so they can ask you lots of questions and determine which aspect of computing is best for you.


This is not the place to ask.

Kingjames96:
I am 26 years old and my niece is 15 and has started growing breast. I went inside her room by mistake while she was dressing up and since then I can't get that image of her bushy vagina off my mind. I haven't approached her sexually ,but no one knows that I secretly masturbate to her pics.
I know it's wrong. how can I stop?.

She may expect you to be the one to disvirgin her BUT I BEG YOU... Don't do it.

Leave that house and go get a girl friend or prostitute but not her.

Don't talk to her about it. You are a male and not the one to talk to her. Let a female do it.

I wish I knew her and to protect her from your dik

Oh no. JAMB results this year will facilitate many new depressions across the country.

millionboi2:
Man sets three churches on fire, says he is still broke despite church preaching prosperity
Posted by Abiolapaul on March 17, 2020 at 11:42am
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Police are holding a man who allegedly burnt three churches in Kira Municipality, Wakiso District.


Reagan John Ngobi, a resident of Namugogo Division, is accused of torching St. Noah Catholic Church Kasokoso, Liberty Church of Christ International and God’s Tour Promising Church – all in Uganda – at the weekend.

According to Independent Newspaper, The fire at St. Noah Catholic Church Kasokoso destroyed books, bibles, alter wine, curtains and plastic chairs values at Shs1.5 million.

Preliminary investigations indicate that the suspect broke a window to access St. Noah Church.

He allegedly piled the items, doused them in petrol and set them ablaze.

Mr Luke Owoyesigyire, the Kampala Metropolitan Police deputy spokesperson, said that the suspect surrendered to police while brandishing three knives.

According to Mr Owoyesigyire, the suspect confessed to have torched the churches because they preach the gospel of prosperity yet he’s poor.

Police say that the suspect used two litres of petrol and one litre of paraffin to accomplish his mission.

Mr Owoyesigyire said that the suspect told detectives that he carried the knives for self-defence in case anybody tried to stop him.

According to Mr Owoyesigyire, the suspect will be subjected to a medical check-up to establish his mental state.

According to a police statement issued shortly after his arrest, Mr John Reagan Ngobi, 21, told them that he got angry because he has remained in poverty.

“That his poverty situation motivated him to buy two litres of petrol and one for paraffin which he used to burn church property with the intent to burn the churches completely to ashes. In his minds up to now since he left the fire burning in these respective churches, he still believes that the churches were completely burnt,” in part reads the statement from police.

The churches which were burnt include; St Noah Catholic Church Kasokoso under the leadership of Rev Father Mathias Mulumba Kalemba; Liberty church of Christ international for Born Agains under the leadership of Pastor Bageya Vincent; and God’s Tour promising church located in Kasokoso under Pastor Odinga Kadika Nandere.

Police said in a statement that:

“In one church, things like sofa set, alter wine, curtains, and church books whose value is not yet established, were burnt. In another church, clothes for the reverend, church books, alter wine, curtains and plastic chairs all valued at Shs1.5 million were put on fire with intent to burn the whole church but the fire did not spread further.”

The LC1 chairman Kasokoso, Mr Ali Mwanda told Daily Monitor in an interview that he was working with the police to make sure that more evidence is recovered.

“We are currently working with the police and we are at the scene of the crime. We hope that justice will be brought and the matter resolved shortly,” he said.

Mr. Ngobi reported himself at Kira Division, where he is being held armed with three brand new knives which he told police that they were for self-defense in case he was caught in action.

Police are yet to examine the culprit to establish whether he is in a sound mental state or search his home to recover any material of evidentia

Hmmmm but can we now say those churches are now on FIRE FOR GOD?

Choi this is really degrading.

What are your prices.

Winter has truly come....
White walkers are here

The OP is pained.

Sowi for your painful life experience with our species.

When you are mature for a real relationship leading to marriage. You will find the right one. And if you think there is no right one out there then your mother would be included.

iamgenius:
Pray for sense.

I prayed and only yours was available so I declined.

Stacyomolola:

My edo state twin. Hope you can create hot topics here and make nairaland shake like a vibrator Love Machine.

Welcome.

If I want to own such app. It's 20k highest I can pay.

Honeydenz:
Exactly what I was just about to say, 2020 is somehow I swear alot of terrible things have occurred in a short space, if I tell u what's been happening in my family u won't believe it. 2019 was filled with good news unlike 2020. God 'll see us through!

Amen my sister. God just has to intervene. Even bokoharam and herdsmen are now scarce due to the virus. Politicians are no longer traveling for medical check up, they are healthy ever since the virus came out.

Alexanity:
I been depressed for long, been in bed since 9:30 trying to sleep, any one out there and awake who could call please.

You are just bored. If you have data why not go to YouTube and watch something very interesting. Or type SLEEP MUSIC. Switch off the lights and just listen.... You will sleep like a baby.

If your problem is chronic insomnia then get SLEEP TEA. And you will sleep better.

blueivy8:
Hello everyone, please if you know any girl called Oreoluwa Adeyanju an ex student of Laurels Academy located at egbeda please drop a message, her brother’s name is Damilare.
It’s been 10 years I haven’t heard from her
Pls help me find her, God bless you all.

Go to Facebook.

Or Instagram.

mayajustin:
Well the drinks are on you 'cos I've only got good news. First us men measure ourselves in the wrong way. Always check for size sideways on in a mirror rather than looking down. More importantly never compare yourself with a man in the next urinal. You are giving him a massive advantage of perspective. Size does matter and there is a myth out there that women don't really care. At the same time ask any woman what they are looking for in a permanent relationship and penis size comes a lot further down than personality, thank God or some of us would really be in the willy stretching department. Grow Extra Inches Review

Don't be deceived.... Most growth enlargement product here in the UK and especially in Nigeria do NOT work.

No man will come out and expose this.

Stop trying to attain size artificially then before old age die of prostrate cancer.

DURATION and creative Variety will always make up for SiZe anyday and anytime.


Don't give men false hope they will be too ashamed to expose.

ipobarethieves:
wetin he do u?He shud settle for okrika abi

Is virginity the same with Good character? Or is it not marriage he seeks? Yet no pics of him is seen!

Have some sense and think for once. Who does that!? Who seeks for relationships without pics.

Oh no not again. Ladies beware o

Stacyomolola is my friend

Jesse25:
Have be mastubating for some years now but have not really had sex so last week I decided to try having sex, but to my greatest surprise I only got an erection for just a minute and I did not enjoy the sex which made me so disappointed in my self...masturbation as actually rule my sex life before I even started it, please how can I get my self out of this mess it was really embarrassing.

Simple quit it NOW.
But if you can't quit then use LUBE. You must have been doing it dry without the right lubricant so your manhood is affected badly and you may need a doctor soon.

Also, pre-intimacy for at least 15mins should be able to help you check if you will be erect for long else you end it there without embarrassing your generation

Maaaaad ohhhhh


Pls hope lives were not lost.

This 2020 has been somehow. God keep us o

Emvic12:
Recently,I have the zeal to travel to port novo..... Though,I was there some weeks ago but the things I saw there makes me decide to go back again.but this time,going there to start a small business.there is always electricity supply but discover that they don't use it for cooking because they pay for what they use.CHARCOAL is what majority use and this makes me think of starting a charcoal business there....
I also noticed that during my one week stay,I didnt see anything like milk pop corn and I believe it will go well there too....

I am having 150k with me......any other fast moving business I can do there

Ok sir we have heard.

Any questions?

No sir.... We simply go into any maternity ward and become BORN AGAIN

I hope you are not selling this burden for more than 300k

Get a mirror and see your pics then you go know say.... YOU DON OLD o

bigpicture001:
...that ladies of marriageable ages from 24 nd above all disable their WhatsApp last since history...?

Could the reason be that they all cheat nd have more than 4 bf...?

Ladies eeh!

Bros speak for your self and your clan. Why come here and post stuff like this when it is clear that you are one of the few experiencing it.

It is not general. There are better things to think or talk about.

Goshh