₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
This post may sound count like a lie, but trust me, I don't like. I can be playful, but I don't lie.

I used to be a 69 seconds man and I was frustrated. Many years later, I'm now a 7+ hours man and it's frustrating now.

Most women I meet can't even last for 1 hour. I hardly cum. Even the ones that brag how they'll teach me a lesson always give up and say, "Your case is different — you want to kill me."

How can I last just 1 minute? I'm tired of lasting too long.

Liar
You are here to advertise, go into quarantine.

Where in Lagos. I want to buy

yanabasee:
If you have been dealt with by MEN... Then you have a problem....

Correction homosapien I Was, I HAD been dealt with. Thanks to the bad sect of men I met, I have become someone better and stronger, I have learned to be totally different and it changed my destiny for good.

Thanks to the pain.

Slimranky:
You see why I no dey like to follow u Talk or reply your quote's on my threads.. You don't know when someone is trying to create a lighter mood and be funny, you take things too serious I was only joking with u?
Why insulting me?
Why calling me a hypocrite.??
Did I offend u before?
Why girl like u go just dey naturally mean

Am sorry. It's a harsh world and men have dealt me a bad hand.

Hope we cool

Slimranky:
Women/girl's generally don't wanna be rushed Guy's
Its OK to see a hot girl with perfect body crush on her and Want to be with her but never you act as
a tasty,Hot broke ass nigga

I know say Conji na bastard
But an average naija girl

"GO DEY GIVE U GREEN LIGHT BUT ANYTIME U SHOW SHE GO HOLD HER JEANS TIGHT"

As for me I like girls with Boob's and moderate ass
Because forward ever and backward never
So therefore I would rather not rush my spec or crush of a girl when I'm still on my way up.that could be a distraction because
Nor be everyday condom go dey your house then u fit go mistakenly give her belle and maybe the babe dey fertile so any amount of sperm u release in her coochie must turn to belle,that one go fit distract you

That's why its good to make money I mean cash out loud get your own mob
Glk,better crib account balance 2.5m
Before u go dey reason naija girl

Money Go make girl wey u no born call u daddy
Life's good when you have dallaz
This broke life ain't for me �

Hmmmm I have never met a wiser post from a nairaland dude.

slim147:
I’m down to earth, fun and loving and more . Which you can find out yourself . No ex drama, no baby mama drama. Just looking for someone I can be friends which and eventually get married to. I live in Arepo , Ogun state . So if you live close to Magodo, Berger, Ikeja Mowe. We can easily meet and go out on a date. My name is Pascal Whatsapp ( 07058458586)

Ogbeni rise above the earth o, else you will be trampled and hurt badly.

Down to earth won't help in relationship only in business.

Hope you are rich too. Girls are not smiling

Slimranky:
My sister this period the unbelievable dey happen even to roll and smoke my Igbo dey fear me e dey be like the moment I light am say God go come and he no go make sense make God come catch me dey smoke Igbo

Hypocrite.... This is not the end. You think you can deceive God? Making a temporary change.... Just out of fear not but God wants people who love him.

Do continue the igbo and weed

DaddyRochie1642:
You are recommending the "MisEducations" ...yet you Females brutally attack the "MisEducations" always

Take it or leave it. Everyone is not the same

This is not the end

Slimzzy00:
I started having feelings for her when we first started as freinds, and I tried my best to curtail the emotions, but I failed.
I made my intentions known to her, and she said she had taken me as a best friend, so we can't date.
I still tried my best to show her how truly I love her with my actions, buying her gifts, helping her out with financial assistance, showing concern and support when she was sick, but she never cares about this. She chooses to ignore all my advances irrespective of how sincere it seems.
What can I do to get out of this situation?

Girls will never choose weak minded nice guys like you, you care too much.

You try to be there too much. Most girl love bad guys, whose niceness are rare and conditional, they see them as real MEN.

Boys are always trying to be in a girl's goodbook hence they get hooked into the fantasy that one day she will see their good deeds and choose them, Mtchew, when she ain't God.

Wake up and grow some hairy balls. Go and get rich, ladies are more loyal and faithful to guys who have options. Guys they know they can loose if they play with them. Such guys are alpha males, get successful, get rich, lead and be needed and any girl will dream of you and beg you to be hers but you must dignify yourself and turn her down, then go for the girl that knows she can never deserve you or you are wayyyy out of her league, choose her and she will forever be loyal to you.

Also you can search nairaland for "miseducation" by ubunja and your weak mind will be upgraded.

mikezuruki:
Please guys, I really need to end this relationship. I need help to hack her WhatsApp so that I can have Sound proof.

Please don’t tell me that I’m just been paranoid,please. I just want to end this. I need to hack it.

Learn how to hide apps first of all,
then take her fone, go to whatsapp
Then select OPTIONS and choose WHATSAPP WEB it will open camera to scan a boxed image called QR code


Then go to your laptop and visit webDOTwhatsappDOTcom

I hope u have sense on how to type it. And it will give you a QR to scan, so use the phone to scan it via your phone camera from the OPTION>>WHATSAPP Web

And her Whatsapp will be on your laptop browser.

Whenever she is online with her phone, wherever she is, simply go to that TAB on your browser and refresh.... You will see all her chats and you can search each chat for specific words just to know how deep her chats go.

This your question is best for YouTube so you can watch it directly.


Also you can go to the famous naija website to exchange your girlfriend's number with someone else

It may not work o

Oh no... Atiku has never had good news ever since he decided to go against bubu... It's sad.

GreatResearcher:
From next week the virus would be in multitudes and would affect a lot of people.
There would be a total lockdown. No movement.
You are advised to buy everything you'd need for the period of two months

No no no.

I am not religious but REALLY the virus is not spreading in Nigeria. It is only returnees and their contacts that have been with the virus. There will be no widespread in Nigeria.

If not for the fact that the president had selfish reasons not to close up the border early or shut down airlines from infected countries due to his daughter who was yet to return, there would have been no case in Nigeria.

Widespread panic is what causes a pandemic.

This is exactly why people hate pastors. How can the whole world fast? When the whole world does not believe in one God and only the True God can know that.



Everyone is just taking advantage of this thing

freedomest:
Please feed in how long it took you to do courtship or how long your church accepts for courtship? Is four months courtship okay or 6 months? And if someone decides to do three months courtship, is it risky?

Everyone is different. So such a question is rhetoric.

No rules apply

She should rest na

UKkev:
Please pardon my grammatical errors.
There's this lady I met during her service year in 2017. We got talking (mostly online) and late 2018 I requested her to be my girlfriend which she agreed. From that period till now, we have been in love with each other.
This lady have normally supports me when am down financially and have also shown great respect for me. I discussed marriage with her and she happily told me that she would love to be with me.
But the problem is this. I introduced her to my family and to my greatest surprise my mum showed interest on her, even telling me that she likes her. But my dad frown on my decision to marry her. When I asked why, he told me that ladies from imo state don't stay in marriage and he don't think he will accept that. To be Honest with you guys, I have been hearing stuffs like this. Why is it so? There was a day I brought up the issue with her but she just laughed and told me that it depends on indivisual. Please those that are familiar with ladies from imo state should clarify me on this. I really love her and I have interest to marry her. Thanks.
Note: it's not as if anyone can stop me from getting Married to her. Am just scared about all these "imo ladies don't stay in marriage"

Then you are weak. You never really loved her. You just wasted her time. Why not rewrite your own love story with her rather than using old manuscripts to damage a new love.

Farastein:
We are the brink of a new world. We had all unanimously expected a great change in the year 2020. Unfortunately, it seems our collective subconscious of thoughts have brought about this change. For years, the world’s major Abrahamic faiths with its billions of adherents had prayed for, wished and anticipated the end of tphe world; the supposed End of Days. After all, basic psychological and spiritual science tells us we are bound to manifest the thoughts we water.

What if just as random number generators and other experiments had longed shown were true? What if human thoughts alone do affect reality? This has been handed down by specialists in this esoteric fields of science as the genuine explanations for genuine miracles, healings & coincidences. Quantum Mechanics had long proved that the observer is not independent of the observed, and can affect experiments via thoughts alone.

A lot of us may not consider all of these until it comes to light the amount of investments the world’s governments had continually invested in the fields of parapsychology and other related esoteric fields that border on the human mind, and the inherent power it is believed to possess… So again, with a little more thought, consider whether the collective subconscious pull of humanity could truly affect our present reality at such a long awaited year of change.

A substantial proportion of humanity in the developed world had long imagined this End of Days would be brought on by the WWIII. Albert Einstein himself had once said, “I do not know what sort of weapons would be used to fight World War III, but World War IV would be fought with sticks and stones.” One of history’s most influential thinkers had felt humanity would be reverted to the Stone Age by the events of the next great war.

What if this expected war had happened and we’re living in its aftereffects? Since the 1980’s at the height of the Cold War, the threat of a nuclear war had greatly diminished as the superpowers realized they each had enough arsenals scattered over the world to reduce the surface of the planet to dust. As much as we see these nations as enemies, this is just the surface interpretation. The UN and their individual strengths had ensured they were secret allies when it benefitted both parties.

The greatest threat of war was not nuclear-based, but bio-weapon based. They could engineer weapons that were not always for destruction but for control of the populace. According to a few hypotheses, one of such bio-weapon intended by Beijing to mitigate the long riots in Hong Kong had gone haywire. The mishap had happened as a battle in Wuhan where the virus was released into society.

Like a thief in the night, the End of Days had come upon us in our sleep; stealing away at society until it had been too late by when the house owner discovered. According to these absurd theories that present a chronologically correct view, this World War had commenced in 2019, and we’re in the aftereffects. It is the very reason the virus is codenamed COVID-19. Although, seemingly preposterous to believe, these theories suggest that the general information being fed to the majority of the planet is just a false truth; a mockery of the truth. The genuine reality may go thus if we subscribe to these views:

The virus had indeed started in Wuhan China, as predicted in a few novels, cartoons & short stories, but not 2020, but in 2019. The virus is truly airborne; not just when a carrier sneezes or coughs. The carrier may actually poison the air by his breath. The meagre amounts of death recorded from the total number of infected persons is also believed to be a misrepresentation of the truth. The true deaths in China had exceeded hundreds of thousands, and the disease is currently a global pandemic.

For the very reason that these rapid deaths may begin to spread to other nations, the plot of the non-lethal Corona virus was spread to the world governments & their leaders, and international organizations to prevent panic as death’s increased in other nations from the airborne pandemic. The only probable solution was a mock story of the true reality to prevent panic. This story ensured governments in affected regions could enforce self-isolation on the citizens as the only way to mitigate it’s spread.

Unfortunately, governments which are not able to ensure the self-isolation of its citizens would greatly suffer; as the true pandemic wades through the world. Several nations like Russia that may have been privy to the true reality had shut down their borders since January; just about as soon as the rest of the world got wind of the situation disguised as Corona virus, at a time when the disease was believed to be only within China.

Quite a number of world leaders had failed to address their citizens on the issue of the pandemic. A few have altogether disappeared from the world’s media. Some theories suggest that the few who do appear may just be body doubles. In our nation, our own president had failed to address the nation on the gravity of the situation, and his immediate family had imposed a self-isolation on themselves already… Again, what if the expected End of Days had come upon us like thief in the night?

Lol! Sorry to scare you though with these thoughts and theories that intrigue your mind. But even the situation in the media is just as gloomy for Afrikans who have an arrogant, ignorant and unprepared community. The media tells us situations are bleeped up in Europe, especially in Italy, where more than a billion persons are being forced to remain indoors self-isolating from the rest of society.

If these situations were to translate in Afrikan society as the virus is currently here as reported in the media. Could our government enforce a compulsory stay at home in our crowded city centres? What would happen when the government is forced to shut down necessities such markets and banks? Would crime rate increase if our government is able to pull this off; as in a complete lock down as in Europe?

Whatever the case may be; whether the conspiracy theorists are to be believed or the media, the situation indeed seems looming with a cascading chain of problems for Afrikan nations like Nigeria. A new society would probably be birthed from the pandemic and its consequential panic; A New World where movement is restricted by the government until a tested vaccine or drug is developed.

Those who would be the last prone to the infection would be food-producing rural areas as such communities are often only visited by merchants and only a controlled amount of outside visitors. Access to food might just be their succor when there would be a resultant shortage of foods in city centres which don’t grow any. In these little known villages with only a limited population of youth, the crime rates are unlikely to skyrocket as they receive a controlled amount of outsiders.

People whose businesses and jobs enabled them to work from home would likely be the majority of society who still earned whilst at home. A lot of folks would be forced to invest in Forex, Sports, Cryptocurrency and other financial trading venture in order to earn whilst trapped. Those in the villages who had access to the internet, a food farm and electricity may just be better off than those in the crowded city centres which crime rates are likely to rise if the pandemic and its restrictions do not blow off after a few months.

If thIngs continue in their downward trends, it does seem we may just be at the brink of an unprecented change in history; a divide brought about by this COVID-19. We may now be the first citizens of a post-Corona Afrika; a post-Corona World. How best do you prepare for this? It may ne indeed wise to hope for the best, whilst you prepare for the worst.

Long epistle.

Go and get busy setting up new world order industries

This is not the end of Earth, it's just the end of the old systems of the old world.

Christianity is really not a religion. And by this many more will turn to God because COVID 19 has proven the flaw of science and the minds that run it.


Simply focus on building failsafe systems that will be useful for such things like these days. It's useless to think your long epistle are actually the whole truth. More conspiracy theories are still coming out, so your post is premature. By this time next month this virus will begin to fade.

This is just a new beginning of the emerging generation. This is the time to start building on the ruins of the whole world rather that spreading half truths.

Jah bless.

We know. Go and buy your mask

TylerDurden:
Go and sniff on your menstral rag

E pain your mama

TylerDurden:
This your babalawo get power ohh

but why him dey hide under church because you don't sound one bit a christian

Jesus was never a Christian, never sounded polite. Read a Bible.

So who does this epp?

TylerDurden:
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And we should clap that you went to pay your scammer abi

Yes o the guy scammed me and I got a life so much better and higher from your redundancy.


I was sick and he scammed me and the sickness left me and doctors didn't believe and I went to six hospitals.... Na scam shebi.

The sanitary pad in your brain contains blood.

So we should clap?

Anyway in his blind hatred, he should be told winners chapel held full service today in Ota.

Mtchew.

Nothing inside?

These are the real Christians... They can take a bullet(drink) for their beliefs

Coronavirus has settle the fight.

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