₦airaland Forum

Its not easy o, but I dey spread my tentacles everywhere.

Hubby just had a salary raise,thank God!
I'm a business woman/ entrepreneur and into anything wey go add change,so I be freelance agbero.

So, I get one small land for house wey I take dey rear domestic goats, 5 is heavy, like 4 Ewure dey down wey don dey smell iru iru, so meat no be my problem just incase babablu Bleep up SURELY! I go soon put knife for one throat wey just break one of my big bucket because him won 4ck him mama!

NA SO I call carpenter, him nack chicken cage that can take capacity of 50, i buy noiler and broilers DOC ,throw put,run light buy feed keep dey train them.The one wey to disturb I give am DOGOYARO, if e no survive ,good news for my bingo. Some i dey sell off because my hubby don begin call me broiler as my body don dey full.

I come still add Foreign turkey join 3 female one male.

As kerosene dey go up, I reason say charcoal too go go up, na so January wey every dry, I go village market see as sellers sit down dey look no customer. I priced one bag of charcoal 2700( something wey them dey sell 3500), na him I first carry 2 bags, then 1 week later another 3 bags)

So right now, gas dey, charcoal, dey, electric cooker dey. I like the charcoal self because he dey help my broilers stay warm.

I don book for one fulani woman to bring Fulani local fowls for me like 5 that one go just dey parade up and down dey born.Them dey tall fat, fulani fowl breed good die!

For the small land wey remain, I plant ugu, scent leave, egusi, waterleaf, okro, curry leaves.

I still rent another 100by50 call aboki last week to clear am then put ridges, so that place na for corn, then groundnut and beans. Another land wey person get for my side I won call the man weda him fit give me , I plan to put yam that side.

Last December, I travel 22, then on 26 wey I no say moto full ground as nobody dey return back na him me enter road back, so transport cheap die to carry foodstuffs.

My MIL no happy but I use style promise her say I go show Easter and I go dash her earring

Na so I pack yams ehn! Omo I paid less than 5k to move this yams, I reach my base begin cut yam soak for water, as the harmattan wey enter February dry am, na so I grind, that one full rice bag(almost50kg).

So food no be problem!
Agbado still dey!

Before salah i wake go village market go buy tomatoes, As I buy the tomatoes na him I see shombo and tatchell wey heat cash small and the farmer just they select am, me just use style as the agbero wey I be price am, omo! I clear EVERY! UPGRADED AWALAWA. The onions wey rain beat wey go spoil before them but am for trailer, I clear almost half bag.

Na so I dey smell like fowl cage when I reach house.My husband don laugh tire dey shout " Which kind woman wey I marry?" " WHERE did you get all this from"!

Story...

I begin watch and cut onions o because na raining season we dey, I grind am, at the end of the day, na three custard medium sized bucket he full, the remaining I dash one of my stupid friend wey no gree get sense.

As for the tomatoes,shombo and tatashe, omo even if I get 5 children he go carry me reach 4 months. I have a double chest freezer so every xey well blocked.

So when my neighbours dey speak through their nose, dey complain how 100k no dey reach for one month for house runs, me go dey tap my feet, a bottle of chilled ogogoro for my front, I go follow them dey agree.
I no dey tell people wey dey form how to get sense.

Oh! I forget to add,
* whispers*

I dey buy firewood specially to dry up those UPGRADED BASKET OF FARM AWALAWA.
Una dey expect say make I use my gas or charcoal take dry full basket of tomatoes?I DEY MAD?!

I rather use the 'excess 'money buy one crate of Heineken put for fridge.

This woman that is known to be diabolically very deadly and COVEN spiritualists.

Oshiomama na legendary supreme Witch.

Was expecting more than this in Katsina of all places.
He even have more crowd in Abia

Good!
Its our turn.
Tinubu is a place holder for Shetimma.

Again, Nigeria dint need a president who carries urine bag same way ants carry popcorn.

Softmirror:
THIS BLACK CLOTH WEY OBI DEY WEAR UP AND DOWN NAH O. MAY GOD SAVE US FROM POWER OF DARKNESS.

Atleast him never use any of him pikin do ritual like Tinubu

Real love

Alcatraz001:
If Obi loses, I would prefer Atiku to win in order to see what the South will do.

As for Tinubu, he’s an aberration to Nigerians. How can that kind of person be Nigerian president? If he wins, it means character, integrity and honesty doesn’t mean anything in Nigeria and we will become a pariah nation. How can a nation of 200 million people have a drug dealer and thug as the President?

The Nigerian passport will further become an object of derision and ridicule at every port of entry in the world for having a criminal as president. We have to do everything legally possible to avoid that predicament.

I am also waiting for Atiku to win let's see what the South will do.

It will be a big shame that another fulani, not Hausa o is about to take 16 years of our life.

Thanksful:
You are wrong. People follow leaders. Unless he doesn't stamp his feet on the ground

See you!
I'm igbo babe.
You see this Nigeria , even the best of the best will only do little.

I support Obi, but they will so frustrate him till dey remove him.

See until there's a drastically revolution that will put the country in total lockdown between the South, MB against core North, we are going nowhere.

Alcatraz001:
For me, I take it more personally maybe because I’m zealous for my faith. If APC wins the election, it means Islam won and Christians lost. I can’t raise children in an Islamic country because I fear that religion.

I’m a yoruba man too but I don’t care about tribe because Tinubu doesn’t represent yoruba values and he’s the worst of all the contestants.

It’s a do or die election for me.

Tinubu is not worst that Atiku.
The MM Ticket was his greatest undoing because, I'm in Abuja and I no go lie, hausa fulani has taken over every thing here.

The former FIRS boss when he noticed he was about to be sacked pushed lots of Southerners, majority were Yoruba.

Did you know that the next FIRS BOSS remove some,my neighbour was just lucky, maybe because its a general that put her there.

Guess what, the general is a northerner.

See, I don't want Tinubu to win, I also don't want Atiku to win. IF Tinubu loses and Obi loses, let the country burn.

The mistake Tinubu made was not clinching the 2015 ticket, that was his porridge he sold to Buhari. Because as it is now, that same buhari now is working to bring in another fulani man.

We Southerners are stupid.

Alcatraz001:
My sister, I don dey tire ooo.

I will keep hope alive to be energized to vote Obi.

But I know that criminal Tinubu has the money to buy the Supreme Court. What kind of country is this?

Sincerely, as a lasgidi bred, I no fear Tinubu o.
Infact, if he wins i go still enjoy because of my yoruba cliq at the helms.

Na that shettima be my problem.
That man na very very wicked man.See, that man is more ambitious than Tinubu, he may kill him.

Even as Tinubu is weak, Shetimma is supposed to stand in his place on any debate.After the mock, you noticed APC issued a non- debate collaboration. Tinubu began his town hall meetings....

Looking at it, I wonder why Shetimma will allow Tinubu work that hard!What is he doing? Them insult am reach wetin Tinubu dey swallow on the daily?Wicked man.

If you're talking about Evil, look no further. Shetimma is EVIL.

Parachoko:
We will get it right as time goes.

Revolution nah just waste of time. Nothing might change after the revolution.

And revolution no go possible for Nigeria sef.

Never say Never.
Americans hundred of years back never thought a black man could ever rule.

Even of Peter Obi wins, he can only do little.
What this country needs is a revolution that will bring about weak centre, or total dissolution.

Hmmm!
The thing Surprise me pass you.
I saw the headline and I felt so bad for this country.

Nigeria is gone!

Somehow urchins will blame igbos for this,forgetting we too are at war with herdsmen in our states.

Buffoons!

Free them!
It's their right.

ogunprince18:
Tinubu will rule over your family

Your family and ancestry will he rule, not mine.
We don't condone or worship thieves in my family.

ogunprince18:
Obi will never rule this country

Tinubu will never live to rule this country.

Even Bob Risky won't vote Tinubu!

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Bop Daddy, our soon to be SAN.
This are the Yorubas I knew, especially in those days when my father's business was booming in Eko.

When you hear them speak, you see yourself already in UK where they studied.

And not the urchins cum agberos wey full nairaland, an over spill from the ones littered at every nook and crannies of Ababa, mile 2, Oshodi, isale and bourdilion Drive.

Sholaco:
Of course, they are the Ipob ESN residing in that region. Criminal begot criminal

Ewure.

searchng4love:
a Peter Obi presidency is a no-no

Have you gotten a job yet?

Linda1999:
His not trying to paint him bad. Tinubu is already a bad man

Madam, seems you are a chameleon!
Your posts are too contradictory.
Who are you supporting? Because you are just confusing yourself.

Alcatraz001:
Yes you’re because you feel everyone who’s against Tinubu is IPOB. Reality check: Millions of Yorubas are against Tinubu and will reject him at the polls.
He’s a reflection of everything that an omoluabi is not.

He corrupted a generation of Yorubas to undermine the place of education and idolized thuggery.

His end is here though. We must retrieve what remains of our virtues in yorubaland.

😳😳😳😳😳
Jesu!
Is this real?!

Alcatraz001:
I’m yoruba. I am not IPOB.

Alcatraz007 wetin happen?
Did you give your once pathetic life to christ?😳

Ex buhari supporter my foot!
All because its now looking like the thief from aribiji is already drowning politically.

Na now una know say Nigerians dey suffer?
Wicked souls!😜😜😜😜

peepydelano:
See how a lady is calling preek shamelessly. Ya wancin yaran Igbo karuwai neh wallahy.

And you animals that drill young girls anus up north with your big gbolas aren't shameless?!

Dan iska!

peepydelano:
I love how my people are fooling this IgboYoruba Ajayi Crowther man Peter Omololu Obi. A supposed Igbo man fooling himself all over the country like Ajayi Crowther. Wawayen Mutane

Shut up!
Bornu is not a home for Muslims alone, there are sizable born Christians who are voting for Obi!

Which your people ?
I'm sure you're referring to the fanatics wey go wash -preek before strapping their uncircumcised bloku's with C4s

Because he is not a cold blooded criminal like emilokan nor a hit blood criminal like Atiku

pocohantas:
Nawa o. I heard TV screens are generally expensive. Did you compare prices or take it to their licensed office? 180k is much sha.

The 180k self is from local retailers at Alaba intl.
Hisense was charging more than that.

pocohantas:
When I talk am for clearance thread, some people wey their head no too balance go dey argue with me. Even if you dash me Hisense product, I won’t collect it.

I have a hisense TV of about 300k +
Just small crack and they said na 180k to repair it.

I abandoned it already.