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Lp

Lol.
Is she still in the house ?

Eniitankorede:
How many of these zombidiots have brain? This is obviously an old campaign vehicle and they are trying to strip the vehicle for personal use. Check the video well. Many of these idiots are sick they can’t see anything called reality anymore.

Lol.
You be mumu

oyebanji44:
Omoyeebo, na go spoil ths contree for
Us
Which kind dirty work this man dey do for his clients. ...?

No be small house be this ..see the hotel sef..omoyeebo nawaoo

Native doctor work for yoruba land no pass to mine skull.Yet they remain abjectly poor.

Pakute:
You of all people, are you trying to prove that you have sense and ain't worse?
It is the men that are the fall guy whereas it's the greedy women like you standing beside them, egging them on, that are much worse. Back in the days, deadly deities wound have turned a woman like you into a stone or a fowl.

E be like say you think say I be your mother?
Don't ever mistake me for that unfortunate woman again.

Nice to see those without pvc willing to make up for it by campaigning for Obi.

Smart kids.

owobokiri:
The nepotistic inbreds at the EFCC headquarters are cleverly trying to use his London situation to hold him down over there while that crook at The EFCC head office sells off his choice estates to pro establishment characters from the north and Niger republic. It may sound wild to you but follow this news item going forward. All they want to do is to use corrupt judges here to seize his heavy landed properties all over the place and redistribute those to their lazy ethnic henchmen.

Stop supporting criminals .
I'm an igbo woman, may Ekweremadu spend the rest if his criminal life in jail.

Even our most deadly dieties hates injustice.

JasonScoolari:
When you're done f0oling yourself, kindly let me know.

When you done being a BUNKUM let me know

JasonScoolari:
My brother Zonefree said you're pregnant, and just like a pregnant rabbit, I'll let you be.

Same way ya mother Rabbitially dragged you outta of her cu%nt!
Women are powerful beings!
*Tongue in and out*

seemples:
I wouldn't know if this was meant literally but that was exactly what I did when I had same issue. Light sleeper couldn't sleep well; gleefully quashed the useless, nocturnal idiot when I grabbed it after several restless nights. You'll be amazed at the size of insect raising such raucous!

LadyRosa if you can do this or get a flatter fronted person to help...

I had to crouch as I noticed the lower I brought my head down, the more I heard and was able to trace the general direction the shrill was coming from.
As you rightly said, when it senses you're approaching, it ceases all noise; the moment you leave, the party resumes. Don't leave!!! Just lay down there; don't move an inch. It'd think you've left then starts shrieking. Move your head ear quietly to not distract the bitch, and generally locate the exact area; the noise will direct you. It can't help itself, it must noise.

If it stops the noise, you too stop moving. It can't outwit you naa...yes I did all that to catch the terrorist and it faced the guillotine.

...
I love your dictions.Witty and refreshing!

Don't have any flat bellied person around, but will try to play dectective again using your approach.

Read it's the male cricket that whines like B%$&ch!

Got one dragging me on here already,

Thanks for your input.

culf:
I think its hiding somewhere in your bathroom. You should get something like the sniper and pour in your bathroom.

Pele!

I have done that, including the water drain.I opened it and empty a full sniper inside.

JasonScoolari:
Okay, when you're done f0oling yourself, Mrs. Shortfused cricket, kindly take your silly self out of my mention.



Thank you and God bless you as you comply.

Hey, kpekuswipes you are on my thread.
You are the one that gatz to ooze out.

JasonScoolari:
Are you done f0oling yourself Mrs. Shortfused cricket?

No I'm not done Mr Bunkum.

Olaolex:
Apart from say Igbo lokan, Peter Obi is the only qualified candidate that has the good people of Nigeria at heart. God purnish any forefather that wants to snatch power and run away with it... Obi is the next president of federal rupublic of Nigeria

May good fortune favour you .

JasonScoolari:
In your post, you clearly stated you were "shortfused" which you are clearly displaying.

I was only being sarcastic with that remark but just like a daft angry porcupine, you let it all out.


Continue with your cricket wahala angry duckling.

Sarcastic ke?
You are entirely silly!
Where is the sarcasm when you stated about me not taking to advice.What you clearly displayed was a high level of BUNKUMISM!


All these mumu pikin wey dem don collect from water sef!Anuohia


Yes, I am shortfused!
At least you were pre-warned.

It may interest you to know that the richest sibling in my family is the "olodo" of the house back as kids.


My brother dey carry class for head that year !
His results dey always carry plenty red biro.

Niggar dey carry 40 out of 35 come house for report card.Very annoying olodo!Even ghost workersStudents dey pass am

This life...
No one truly knows tomorrow.
Sometimes I look at his achievements and I begin to re- enact his foolish childhood limitations.

Him go laugh tire.

Then you know sometimes tiling works are not done well.So you see cracked tiles , wall tiles specifically with openings.

So I used syringe and extract sniper and inject inside them!
Didn't work obviously .

Where are likely places they hide in the house from experience ?

I have seen one before few months ago aroun the kitchen sink,like it was in the hole and crawled out,so i pour sniper inside the hole to kill other crawlers...

But i dont know where this one is.
Weda in the bathroom, Bedroom or outsidd the windows.Sometimes the noise appears like its close,other times it seems far.
Sometimes i stand up from the bed,it stops and sometimes it doesnt!

So when the TV/speakers Is on ,no noise.
But when i switch of around 10 - 12 at night or more it start crying again!Jesus!




Please ?

RoyalRoy

JasonScoolari:
I am on it now, but since you nor wan take advice, it's best you burn it down make you rest.

What advice?
Are you ok?

You advice I trace the sound and that's exactly what I have been doing for days, I also pointed out I paid handyman to fumigate the compound.

I also wrote that I have used snipers in and round the house .

Only for you to suggest I burn down my house.Another man's sweat.
That was why I asked if you have built a house before?

Even if you don't deserve it, I will just try to hold my peace.

JasonScoolari:
If the cricket won't allow you enjoy peace and Isi ewu, set that house on fire.

Anything wey wan happen, make E happen.

E be like say you never get building project before?
Bag of cement is 4500.

faithfull18:
If you have clothes littered around, check inside them. You have to put your ears on the ground to trace where the sound comes from

Clothes are either boxed or hanging on wardrobes.
I opened the wardrobe countless times, NO NOISE.

There are canfours too there for roaches.
I don't think it's the wardrobe .

Zonefree:
Na your village people be that.

Their bullet really hit me this time.

Candidlady:
ithink they got sprays that can kill those things..

ask wiseone28 and miracood2 they could proffer a solution

Ok they have been quoted.
Waiting...
I used snipers , then fumigating pesticide somebody brought.

JasonScoolari:
Trace where the annoying sound is coming from first....

I have done that countless times.
Yesternight was the height of it, I was loiteringg round in and out of the house with "isi ewu " sauce on my hand tracing the noise.

Chai! Food that was cooked and way billed to me around 10pm!Ended up losing appetite .

Candidlady:
Do you need help or what

Yes I am.
I have exhausted snipers both and around the compound.

You know ...i don't know where they are .

So, it's been days now and I can't sleep.
And oga is busy with work and so he is not home in this season.

And I'm protruded.
This cricket is also kicking me...

I keep hearing the whistling and I have "scattered" everywhere!

Made handyman pour snipers and what have you every corner of my house!

If I go to the bathroom, the noise stops. If I return to the room it starts all over again.

I'm shortfused, coupled with my present condition , I beginning to throw things out of anger!

I called my MIL, she is coming to get me out of the house.

Yes I

Na cricket dey pursue me comot from husband house like this.

How did this animal enter my house, and yes it's a very clean house.I love using bleach (hypo freak)to clean so, the house is always sparkling ...

I am tired!

*sad face*
*worried*
Ooooooooooooo!

manmade:
you didn't help the poor boy, what you did is called "trade by barter".

Make person wey need help help another person.
The ManirBK guys so many times have posted malnourished looking foods here as well as petty foodstuffs he got for less than 200 for people to see.

Dried okro in the north na food wey the poorest of the poor they reject for south!
Its the surplus after harvesting they cut and dry,sometimes them go spread am for toad till e dry, use broom sweep am all together go grind.

E no dey hard them to cook.Dem go drop small ororo ,boil with okro,pack ajinamoto put with full packet of maggi(them like maggi die!) ,food don ready.

50 naira dried okro can feed a family in a day in core north.Person wey dey use 250 dey cook stew na him you dey advice to help almajiri with money?!

Lol...
I never see people wey like suffer pass aboki.
Them like suffer pass fxck%#%&&$#?!
Come to Fish joints in Abuja and see how they eat leftovers and bones!

You see that their religion? Na very wicked religion I swear!
If they are not sniffing each other butts like goats, they are slaughtering people like rams!

That's good .
Equity drives progress.
Igbo lo kan
Nigeria lo kan.

May God punish urchins.Amen

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