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How do ladies sleep with fat guys? Disgusting!

traihit:
Very nice analysis you've got here. Though, the mixing is too much. We should all realize that humans are not robot and there's no one-size-fits-all for human beings. 'Quiet people' still have variety amongst themselves. Not everyone of them likes gaming. Except for that and maybe some few individual peculiarities here and there, you're a good analyst!

Yea, not everyone of them like gaming. And not everyone of them love football. My present don't watch football, the one before that loves football and plays it well.

pixey:
A lady that truly understands her man. To be honest,You need someone like them or congrats if you are married to one.You are their light and will love you dearly. Your marriage will rarely have issues because you understood them deeply.Trust me.

Lol, not married. But I'm presently working towards that.

I won retire finally, truth is not being uptil married is partly my fault.

Elliotwaveforec:
Hmnn!

You're introverted,in your own kind of way though.

Canada visa. Nothing like being in a well structured environment. Canada visa over Lagos traffic any day!

Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours. Those who don't like video games, hardly watch football matches or are simply in different about sports. The passionate ones likes to watch it indoors, if they must watch outside na only them go sit down one corner for chair like zombie.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

Modified :
Seems all NL guys suddenly are now quiet guys.

Robocop.
Lol
Criminal police man.

helpee:
Finally, we are on the same page. R Kelly had a host of other allegations with several video evidences not the nollywood that you and your fellow olosho was performing with Baba ijesha. Unlike you, I don't care if Baba ijesha is jailed. I am only for justice and that princess should be held accountable. If Baba ijesha is found guilty based on that video with that touching ...he won't spend more than a year in prison. How can I marry a useless lady like you? you are so full of yourself by saying if you have me....where are we going to meet? I don't do cheap olosho like you so we can never ever meet. I have class. I can't even stand you . Bitter soul with no brain just shouting threeesome all over the thread. One idiot like you tried to play the same stunt on Ronaldo and he went haywire and the idiot kept quiet. if Baba ijesha had been violent with them instead of begging them the day the thing happened, we won't be here. By the way, my grandmother is olosho like you and you can have the threeesome with her on the grave. idiot. You are comparing me with the unfortunate being that married you. I even spit at the thought of it. If he is not unfortunate and his mother is responsible like mine, he won't be so unlucky to meet a classless idiot like you

Lmao!
A man with a classless _whore as a mom feeling funky! Prrrrh *rolls eyes*

A fool calling someone ASHAWO too feeling sophisticated . Talk about an animal on lab coat!
Even in my rashness! You no reach men, down to their bathroom slippers s that I return their hellos. You can be a pauper in Australia, small importer in LAGOS ISLAND will make you look like a begger!

And yes I'm so full of myself EVEN in my lowest of low. I'm a very exceptional woman and I'm proud of myself!

To me, men like you a rubbish, very useless to me and I don't meet them. I do not have any attraction to stupidity. Intellectually you are not in par with the least of my exes who are known to be first class achievers in academia!Home and abroad. My present man is almost a nerd, HIGHLY INTELLIGENT introverted, calm and so much icing on the top!
Hohoho! So you see, that's igat nothing to gain or lose drilling you. I just use Una dey cruise here.

Yes! OLOSHO fit get good men. It's happening to me, SO GO HANG!

NOW, Baba ijesha will serve his time it doesn't matter if it's half a day as long as he is convicted, no _shiit!
His career has a dent already because the video will be seen by his children's children... Hehehe

Back to an over rated OZUO, feeling _funky! Greet your ASHAWO mama for me.
Ashawo mama wey born Ashawo pikin. Donkey!


By the way are you still selling dogs?

Reading...

You are introverted, and it ain't good for street. Your brother is pushing you beyond your limit, he should know better to treat you accordingly...

Notwithstanding, he is married. And to be honest, it's not easy with marriage and kids these days. Also, many women can't stand in laws around, sorry!

My advice is for you to labor to leave his house, take jobs and try to get your own house. Immidiately after my NYSC, I didn't go back to my parents house despite all the easy life there, I no want see finish and I'm naturally immune to bullshiit. So any mistake from my parents, I may erroneously take it as not wanting me around so I cut that off. Infact I relocated to another state entirely and see them at least twice a year. It wasn't easy, but it gave the will to survive at any place.

First look for a job and no matter how little, manage save and be respectful. You're just 24,go to church more often. Join a society and don't relent in talking to people about jobs. See, if you don't go through this, you can't be successful. You must go through it, that is what will shape you in future.

Stay in that traffic! Na Lagos you dey. Suffer it and save, put up more jobs. If it's too easy, it's not going worthwhile. Like me, when good things come easily for me I don't get immidiately excited,I will stay calm for days to be sure it's true because life is not easy when you're on that road, but we shall get there through experience, hardwork and most especially through prayers.

Don't be lazy. Be focused.

Lol... This one doesn't have any spiritual problem sef.Smh.

If I tell you my story, Chai!
Anyway, you don't have problems. Just continue to pray. I just feel your step mother is out for you, I just hope she isn't diabolic OR a witch.

I fear arm robber pass Demons/witch.

helpee:
Stale. You kept saying people's mothers are your colleague in olosho business so I was expecting same response because I know you are very very dumb. You are comparing R Kelly that was urinating on a minor with Baba ijesha in that video . For your information, if princess is in Australia, child's protection services would have taken the baby away from her never to come near her again forever for using her as a bait. For your information, Akon was not arrested. The case is similar to Baba ijesha more than R Kelly. Same inappropriate touching ..different excuse. Baba ijesha can as well say that princess told him the girl was 20 too . Once again, my well wishes to the guy unfortunate enough to marry you. Tell him say him be man to be a able to tolerate a useless, classless lady like you.

There's absolutely nothing badsharing same professional career with your mother. I think I deserve a commendation. OLOSHO business aren't that bad...

Like I know _idiots on here r to use "ASHAWO" "OLOSHO" on girls on here as their greatest comebacks... Ashawo na work oooo!legalized in some countries, try rape one and you will be jailed like a lab rat!

R Kelly didn't ONLY urinate at minors, there are hosts of charges hanging on him relating to abuse of minor, he is like you, a very sick demented and perverted psycho.

If princess is in your imaginary Australia, Baba ijesha will also be castrated for long jail term.

Even if the girl is 20 years old, that video will also nail him for sexual harassment as we can clearly see she wasnt having none of his advances. The he goat was busy trying to lure her into his game.... Very sick man indeed!

Sincerely if I have a man by mistake with your mentally, he will die before his time. Not in my years will I stand a pervert.

Now back to your mom, how about telling her I'm in for the _threesome she's been burging me with? _Bitch has got so many games up her sleeves these days.

helpee:
Of course bitter olosho like you will keep cursing repeatedly but I will be civil. see the idiot telling me if it is a civilised country. Let me tell you this...I am a medical doctor, previously based in Nigeria and now practicing in Australia so I've seen it all. So you now know Akon did not go to prison....he didn't even visit police station. But you were using AKON as a yardstick for that guy before so what has changed fast fast olosho? You think ignorance is an excuse under the law? so who mandated the club not to admit minors? IDIOOT!!! Akon only said whenever he plays in a club, he makes sure they don't admit minor but he didn't know how the girl got in. There is no law that says teneeager can go clubbing....they just can't buy alcohol without an adult. So how did he narrowly escape prison when he was not even charged. Nobody cares about what this thread is about. The guy didn't tell you he was in the south. He told you his street and he even said he didnt know wether it is related, you jumped in with your gutter mouth whaaaaa....saying the police are idiots. Can't you see you are more foolish than the guy? With the way you are cursing everyone here, I only pity the unfortunate fellow that married a sluut like you. TUFIAKWA!!!

Your mother and I are chronic OLOSHO!She taught me how to _4ck men like a pro. Say hello to the grandmaster of KWOKIRIKWO for me.

I don't _4cking care if you're an MD in Australia or Alaska! You are a perverted BORN FOOL, A MISERABLE SON OF A ROTTEN _CUNT!


Akon didn't serve, yes! But he was arrested to rated charges for sleeping with a minor. I posted some other cases but you simply ignored them, since you choose to focus primarily on the one person that escaped justice.


Since your father maybe married a street _ _WHORE like your mother, I get hope na. After all Na ASHAWO wey she teach me I dey package.

Once again say hi to your _BITCH 4 me.

helpee:
Like I said, illiterates like you have a way of shooting themselves. The guy you quoted said the police in his area released a guy and you just generalised that the police and the guy were sTupid. Do you know where the guy lives? So you now know some part of Nigeria don't use a blanket age age 18 for your consent. How do you know the guy is not living in the north? what is the age of consent in akwa ibom? So what if the guy lives in akwa ibom? . The bottom line is that you are the one that is ironically not literate by accusing the guy that told you what happened in his street and you jumped up like a FOOOL. Sleeping with someone less than 18 is not always rape....that is the lesson you need to take home

BY THE WAY , YOU MENTIONED AKON FOR TOUCHING THAT GIRL ON THE STAGE. YOU DIDNT TELL US WHERE AKON WENT TO PRISON LIKE YOU WANT BABA IJESHA TO GO TO PRISON FOR TOUCHING THAT GIRL

You're stupid!
First, this thread is about sexual advancement on a supposed minor in THE SOUTH bunkum!

Akon didn't go to prison MAJORLY because the club is mandated not to admit teens, so he narrowly escaped that. This is not to be said for his compatriots like

R. Kelly, Gary Glitter,.Paul Reubens, Jeffrey Jones,Victor Salva,
Jared Fogle and host of many other pedophiles and child porn -_idiots.

_Bastard, it's always good be a Nigerian so your ilks can easily get away as rapists!Try that in civilized country make thunder fire you proper. Anuofia!

helpee:
Although I am not supposed to quote an illiterate like you but let me say this...the age of consent in Nigeria is not a closed 18. You are probably relying on the child's right act of 2003 which assume a child to be anybody under 18, however, the constitution supersedes the act and the constitution has not been amended to reflect this. Infact, the age of consent in Nigeria is 11 years in Nigeria. Why do you think yerima, former governor of zamfara state and presidential hopeful married a girl of 13yrs? Nigerians also can marry using customary laws and under the shariah law, they can marry as young as 10yrs and they commonly do it on the north. Until the constitution is amended, the age of consent in Nigeria is debatable and subject to interpretation in the court. However, these has to do with marriages generally. In Europe, the lowest age of consent is 14yrs so don't assume once you are not 18 then you can't have sex. Also, if the girl is 14yrs and the boyfriend is 16yrs, the gap is small and in most countries, you can't prosecute the boy for rape because the difference is not much. In Australia, even if the girl is 14yrs and she is having sex already, we only need to ask wether the person is her relative or teacher or someone with authority over her. Once that is not the case and the gap is not much in terms of age, you can't prosecute for rape. Go and find out these things
https://m.guardian.ng/opinion/columnists/cole-sex-and-consent-age-in-nigeria/
https://www.ageofconsent.net/world/nigeria

You just wrote things you yourself find hard to understand. Seems you delight In shooting yourself!

In Australia, you sighted sex between teenagers and not pedophilia as this thread on discourse is on about. Let an adult mess up a 16 years in Australia and see if his @ss won't be sitting in jail for long.

You pointed out penal code that is EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE NORTH because of their religion that justifies drilling kids and making suffer with VVF pains. The code being operated in the south DO NOT justify pedophiles.

Illiterate!

Imustnottalk:
yes ma I accept that but being educated doesn't guarantee you are going to be intelligent.you can also be an educated illiterate because that what you are

You didn't make sense.

Imustnottalk:
im not in support of what the man did bit it's so bad for princess to go that extend of using the lady to gather evidence again for her I bet it's against the law in other countries they have to do that to gather evidence especially rape.i know of a similar case here in my neighborhood the man was having affairs with an 16 years when the parents noticed they arrested the man when the man got to police station he asked the police to bring the girl when the girl was brought to the police .he told the police they should ask the girl if the ever force her to have sex with her the girl said no the police had to dismissed the case since no sign of rape because it was the girl that willing allow the man to have sex with her.thats what I saw in the case of baba ijesha both of them are having affairs before but didn't realize it was set up this time around that was he fall for it because princess knew baba ijesha weakness and use it to get him .the said girl has been molested by other men but you chose to forgive them but take up baba ijesha own.i believe the truth will come out one day

Oga, go and read the laws on rape! As long as a girl is below 18,if a man more than 18 sleeps with her it's rape, EVEN IF SHE SEDUCED HIM. Same thing happened to AKON, he paid dearly for his crime by sleeping with an underage girl he met in the club! Those police in your neighborhood are very stupid and useless.

Illiterates!

Nice...
Hope those it's intended for will make use of it

mascot345:
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Sorry I don't know what a panteka place is?

It's a location where hausas sell fairly used stuffs.

ObiaboAdoka:
If it's mark-town y not use local briggs wic is sold for #10 at ujor village. I assure u dat #4000 local brigs will do d magic for u. Nd if u r careful in spending u will almost complete d project with d said amount. Shalom.

Are you talking about mud blocks?

mascot345:
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Here in Markudi is #110.

It's 170 to 200 in FCT


You can mix your blocks with mud blocks. Foundation normal block, middle and Interior mud, finishing to the top normal block. But this rainy season, strong mud block will be scarce but it's good, bullet no dey penetrate mud blocks

mascot345:
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God bless you so much... U are the real MVP. Yap labor is very cheap here. My best advice so far.

Do you have panteka places there?

mascot345:
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Thanks alot. I really appreciate. The location is markudi Benue State.

Lol...
Definitely you can build there with 2 million. Labor is very cheap there.

Put it in mind that your intention is to have a roof over your head and not luxury, so do it at your own pace. During roofing take the estimated wood bills and get them in the market yourself. Once it's done,use fairly used windows. You need to buy them and let the person putting them to work with their measurements. Please no be by force to plaster the house for outside, once you can plaster inside and floor the rooms, tile the sitting room, you are good to move in. The other rooms, you can tile each little by little. Just floor it lightly.

My man once you don nack pan for house, you be land lord o, and house things be like woman them no dey finish am.

Plumbing material no dey cost, just few pipes. Go for simple tap fixers.

Aboki wey run your block go help you dig suck away. So, when them dey mould your block ehn, knowing fully well where your suck away should be, get them to dig suck away immidiately to save cost, use your head. Always make sure you dey make them do extra thing wey suppose make you spend more money after.

Yes you can, in some locality.

A 1000 blocks molded by Aboki will give you 2 rooms.

30 bags of cement can mould at least 1500 blocks.

Another factor is the land, if it's located on hard unswampy areas, you don't need to dig your foundation deep.

You can get fairly used windows
Fairly used kitchen kitchen wares
You can go for normal zinc
Go for wooden ceiling, those rubber ones are just useless. Small thing cocroach go full your house.

This is what you should do. Go ask for Aboki laborers, and look for the ones that mould blocks. Buy like 30 bags of cement and ask them to mould for you, you will get atleast 1500 blocks. You can buy 35 to get more blocks. Water them yourself daily if there's no rain then park it in your land. Blocks gets stronger with rain so no fear.

Those laborers will also link you to a local builder with experience. Some block moulder builds too and some are really good from experiences. Negotiate and make sure you have enough money to keep them busy till roofing level.

Buy fairly used doors, door handles, even tiles. Them full market. You just need to ask around. Where's your location.

Imustnottalk:
ma, the question is,can you use your daughter to gather evidence? Only a evil woman will does that

Without evidence there won't be conviction for crime committed. Let's deal with the act first. If it wasn't videoed baba would have denied if confronted.

Lol

FutureIsFemale:
Everywhere oo. God go judge them.

They are coming for you.

This man is wicked. Sleeping with his sons wives, bet he also uses charms to pure them. Legally, it's not a crime, but traditionally, it's an abomination. Them for carry the goat put am for the back, use wrapper tie up make he carry am like pikin round the whole kindred.

Chai! May God have mercy on me!
Craze!

Where the guy? Him done run?!
E dey call me ashawo make I vex. Very soon na I go set my yansh, tell hubby make him come _4ck him ashawo .
After which him go chop better swallow with better soup made river fish and stock fish, then I set my yansh again.

Benbellamor:
see who dey talk na so you fit fork reach asiri e titu.....I am a prince....from odo ijomu in faleye compound akure oloyemekun

I dare you to describe yourself ......

Don't worry a lunatic is prepared for you as a husband
Happy wedding in advance

Hehehe

Your mother teach me Ashawo work. And she went on to teach your sisters as well. Na local Ashawo me, your sisters and your mother
Before man go even blow whistles your mother Don fall yakata for bed open yansh, she gree rest?!?

Your mama done turn ashawo to federal job, she no gree leave. She go still hustle for pension

help ;Dee:
I hope you are not mad because i never quoted you. You were the one that quoted me and I responded to your quote. Olosho asking me not to quote her...who cares about your pain filled life?

Huh! Your mother teach me ashawo work. Na me and your sisters dey run dey the package together. I give them hand, Them sabi _4ck,but I'm fast learner.