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Studio CFR:
*Exits through the back door*

Bye bye o.

Canuck, can I have my prof pic "analyazed" too?

El Guapo:
Ladyrsky46,maybe as we was waited for lecturing,u were come over to my desk let me was taught u subjects u was missing

LOOOL Coming to my desk instead. We will be learned very better in my desl

Studio CFR:
Boring

If it's boring, make it interesting now. TUT!

Efemena_xy:
& I pwo-missing u is get most bestest head-u-cation for the continent!!

When will we started the bestest heducashion VP Efe?

Punishment hiss tooo mush. Ahhh
When will we learning VP?

Very good tisha

El Guapo:
O boy,what a lectures,am is now brain loaded to the foolest but wait o Mr Owe,u wasnt taught us [b]Mornachical,Plutocratical,Theological,Mercurialical,Fazimical and even Nazimical.or was u not knoweth them?? [/b]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Which one is that again? I'm having headache already. Speaking good english is hard work

DaWizard47:
^oweniwe stop toasting Lady46 and concentrate on tishing plix!
Do not be worry 47. Owen be just nicing to me as me is jjc here or are you be jealousing Owen?

Hi 46, I'm 47  dnt be minding sum pipos in this crass,  I will showed you haround and put you in lined with preceedings   

Okay. Be showed me haround. Whinch oda precedens? I thinked VP Efe be settling the precedens? I am worry now

What is funnying you Chakula? Instead you should be wondered how to bettering ingrish and matematricks, you be funnying and falled off chair. Okay o

.

Thhis is great!

Okija_juju:
Who are ladyrsky again biko nu!!

Bia Excuse me chance. Biko please define yourself to me.

Ladyrsky is new poopis. I just starting so I can be getting very gooded educashion. Vp Efe saying it will better than my Oxford and Cambridge combined educashion and we will be going hescursion likes to take plane jets with dey Russian billionaires. I tell my fada that me, I will join kia kia.
It gives me mighty plehsure to meeting you.
Are you a stdent for heducasion too?

Okay o tisha.

oweniwe:
i means ta say dat ya are a mommy's baby, me i waz not a daddy's baby

Okay. How is it helep my educasion?

Nigeria, premier league?
Interesting. Since when?

Errm erm Oweniwe, me I do not understood you at all.

You are farest too kind Sir oweniwe but my mummy nameded me Lady46. I will sticken to that and you should sticken to that too. I will let you knwed immediately I been change if I changen it.

Efe, I will paying the £250 now now

oweniwe:
^^ Yeah ma'am! I gat ya! Now wherz da new babe. . .

@ ladyrsky46: yhello babe, yo wa very welcom to diz noble, ambitious, anda excellent institue. **pecks her hand**

Erm. . . Ladygaga. . . oh sorry. . . I meant ta say ladyr. . . oh, ya names so sweet ta pronounce dat i wanna bit na tongue. By the way, lemme giv ya a betta name. I'll be callin ya skyelady. Hope ya like day name. . . oh, yeah, ya are now smiling. . .

By the way, ma tie's suffocating. . . **removes tie and looses a few bottons** . . . Oh skyelady, hmmm, ya can be seeing da hair on ma chest. . . de are sweeting me coz de are so happy ta see ya. Be looking ma profile pix ta see how happy de are. Hmmm. . . Ya so beautifull. . . yeah, full af beauty.

**looks at rolex watch** now skyelady, i don't want ya ta be vexing fa Efe coz af school fees. Ya see, yo are an ajepako. Ya can only pay N250. We wanna turn ya to ajebutter so ya can ba enjoying life ta itz fullest. When ya pay £250 pounds, we do mathematricks and ya £250 becomes £225,500. Itz ya own good babe.

Now go and ba meeting efe ta pay ya fees. Very soon ya becomes a ajebutter. Cheers

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My banker will callin you soon and will sortn out the details with you and no hanicky panicky o

Now you hare tokin.
How mush last price?

What consign me and your ex ex ex husband? EFCC can taken him out no shaking. Ah!
Winsh grammer will tisha tishin me? Will the degree better than the oxford and cambridge one I just gotten?
Winsh connections? If connections be good connectiones, Daddy will not mindeth paying if no be good connectiones, your house in village will not be builded on time because me, I will not given you no money at all.

PS:Sexy smile dont worked on me too

£450 gini?
You tolden scul moni been N250 and I already tolden my fada and he given me N250 exacli for hadmission. Why are you wickeding me? I will report to EFCC. My uncles wife sister in law is EFCC. She will not take it lightenly with you scammer person. Aha!

VP Efe, me needs good tisha. My engrish is one kain,

I have never laughter this very much in my life.

Its no easy to spoked and wroted very gooded engrish.

dayokanu:
The thing wey people eye dey see for marriage sha

I tell you no be small oh

How do you say hello in Kalabari?

jennykadry:
You see, This is where marrying a loser comes in , if you end up with a loser  issues like these will definitely arise

@Topic

Being submissive does not mean you can't voice out your opinion when the need arises, you have a say of you own as well. But staying behind a man and letting him know that he is incharge not minding our income helps a man feel worthy of his position as the head of the house.

Men are babies, you have got to treat them as such with care, respect their views and pamper them silly. When I want to go ahead and handle some project by myself I'd always seek his opinion first, men always feel threatenend if their wives does not share their views with them.

If he says no, he does not want me to do it then I just sit my backside down no stress, I am not even interested in sorting out any gender issues, infact he knows that I rely on him for a lot of things especially the difficult things like, checking out why the the TV connection isnt working, stuffs that has got to do with electricities e.t.c , sometimes he even jokes about it and tells me that I dont wanna die but want him to thats why i never deal with some electricity issues It is just a feeling of being the much weaker vessel.

Whenever he travels I feel so completely alone, whenever he is around me I feel safe and I know that there is someone God has set aside to protect me. My rock he is, I stand on that rock without fear of falling off cos I know he wouldnt let hurt come to me, my husband is the pillar(after God) I hold onto , he is the pillar of my home, the pillar that keeps me standing without falling off, the pillar I hold onto in times of mourning, sadness, sorrow, happiness and joy

GOD specifically created the shoulders of men for we women to lean on and cry on, His shoulder is created to be tough and I just go there when I know i cant go any further, it does not mean I cant tell my husband what to do, all I do is stand behind him and show him the right place to go to, whilst being incharge at the same time.

I can only teach my kids what life is all about from my feminine perspective but my husband is there to show my boys how to become strong men and tell my daughters what to expect from men when they grow up

My life would be a misery if i did  not have such a man beside me, and i have no problem with being submissive 24/7 , 365 days 52 weeks

Some men rock

Some men are crappy, some definitely rock. It's all about been with the right one. When you with the right man, no one will ask you to submit. You'll want to do things to make him happy and he'll do the same. So whether you should or should not submit is kinda no big deal really.

Siena:
If I was the guy, I would not opt for a DNA test.  Assuming he does, and it comes back positive, i.e, he's the biological father, what does he then tell his wife? That he doubted her fidelity? A DNA test could break even the most stable of marriages.

They also have 2 other kids between them, so they're not a "brand new" couple that don't understand each other.

I totally agree with you. Also, if she even did mess about, the baby'll be bi-racial.

Is there anything wrong in just accepting that it's their child?

Nigerians and their thinking. SMH.

I have to totally agree with you. I'm a girl too, but the way the Nigerian women here, well, some of them literally throw themselves at the Nigerian guys is sickening. They don't even go for the "better" ones who look like they have a future. They go for the UK version of "big men agberos".

You reap what you sow.
Nuff said.