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I will not minding you at all. Why are yous always trying to be "bad" *don't murder me for asking*

@ Poster, what exactly are you trying to say or ask?

Omolola1
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Stammerers are very stubborn, i dont think she wants your help, btw i feel u are just lusting after her

Stubborn in what sense?

*rolls eyes*
Wondering why some people will not staying far FAR away.

El Guapo:
Becausing he were kepting it hidden,so how were you doing 

Oh!
I weres doing  . Just finisheded a very boring lecturing. I was so boring that I tatooing on my body. You likeing it*pic below*It is not clearing becaise Seun allowing only 200kb files to be uploading. Can you imagining .
It is still a working of art I telling you. I thanking God for invention of pen. Anywaying, lecitures is finisheded now. So I am

oweniwe:
   wat iz wrong wi ya?   
   why iz u doing laik village sisi?   
   iz u not knowing wat   
   man prostitut were called? 
   man prostitut iz nut call ashawo 
   man prostitut iz called gigolo 
  iz u heard?   
  man prostitut iz call gigolo 

I looking like prostitut to you Why should me be knowing it is called gigolo . I am not surprising you know. Do you do gigoloing at night? Does your girlfriend knowing you be a gigolo?

El, I did not seeing when fake tisha bookmark write and beg on kneel.

Bookmark, na by forcing? I no do adultery. It is very bigin sin.

oweniwe:
wat hav i don tu dis pickin again? Do i kidnap ya mama? I iz not fat (be checkin ma profil) and i iz nut asha wo coz i be men.

Wa iz ya problem?

You not hear of man ashawor? Shining your ears. Shining it wellu wellu.

[b]the bridesmaids pay for it but i think they need to be very considerate and think about other people's pocket!!!! think people shud think about it well b4 acceptin offers cost most times u have to pay for everythin

hmmm, u guys dont even want to knw d gbese im in rite now, its my cousin's wedding in july, n im her chiefbridesmaid, personally i think she's a BRIDEZILLA cos her own is just too much, she's been goin on about dis wedding thing n its startin to do my head in, everythin she chose is soo expensive, i dont even think she thot about her bridesmaid's pocket o! SHE JUST WANTS A PERFECT ONE, n we all have to pay for it, my dress alone as chiefbridesmaid is £150, aso ebi is £50(which is quite cheap cos its engagement n wedding plus gele but its only 4yrds each sha) but its not bad, dats already £200 gone, dis is minus shoes n bag o cos i wil wear different shoes for engagement,wedding n party, she even wanted us to have matchin shoes but i think she had a rethink n just decided everyone shud wear d same colour,

i wil also pay tailor which wil cost nuffin less than £150 or £200 for both aso ebi, i have to make my hair, another £100 cos she wants us to have 14" weave on n im sure u all knw how much milky way or premium now is, human hair is now soo bloody expensive, she wants us to have d same hairstyle, she also wants our make-up done professionally by a lady from MAC, she is chargin £25 per face, my nails wil cost me £15 cos i'll prolly just need a refill n my pedicure wil cos another £20, d only thing i think we're gettin free is d pearls we're wearing for d wedding. Dats almost £500 gone o! is it my wedding

imagine i told her i wanted to fix my eye lashes, guess wot she said "no, u can't have dem done, only d bride can fix lashes, U DONT WANNA BE LOOKING PRETTIER THAN D BRIDE, ALL EYES SHOULD BE ON D BRIDE", can u imagine her sayin somethin like dat after all d money im goin to spend o!
she was also tellin me no one has a say cos its her wedding, n everybody has to look d way she wants dem to look cos she was at her cousin's wedding in naija n she had to pay for everythin includin her make-up even tho she didnt like wot they painted on her face,

Being a bridesmaid costs a lot of money, i shud have thot about it well b4 acceptin knowing d kind of person she is but i couldnt reject cos she is my cousin,

she was also tellin me as her CB im meant to be organisin her hen night so she wil like us all to sleepover at a nice luxurious hotel wit a spa n all so we can have beauty spa sessions wit [/b]

Dang!

You dey crazing? I AM NOT 46!

Too much confusioning. I must to speaking to VP asap.

Very touching indeed.

I thoroughness enjoying it. I was scarding though with all those Aba boys looking too mush. You cannot be knowing what they is thinking when they seeing an suv you knows.

chi-baby:
Plivate lesson?  

Awww wipin tearz. . . We thank God Boomark doesnt bein a bomba  

We thanking God. He can remaining as 419 tisha not bomba.
You know gunchester ain't that bad anymore if it's where I think it is

Bookmark, you wanting me to taking plivate lessons with you and you been trying to be swearing for me I was not to graduated till 66? Making up your minds.

We is waiting teasher man BOOKMARK. Ngwanu, showing us now,

Boomark:
@El

yo no yo are jus dreciving that woman or

u wanting her to grajuwait @ 56 yrs

Hahahah
Why would I been spending 40years+ in school. Nah swear? I rejecting it in JESUS NAME! Someone shouting HALLALUJAHING with me,
Go home and doing your wife. She wanting you, but you too looking at young young girls. It is sin. Big big sininig.
Who hire you sef?

El Guapo:
Chai,my kwak tisha,u was nt tell me u cn be jealousy like dis ooo

It pass jealous o. smh

Boomark:
fine, afuta he has finis epelimentin wif yo g spot

no dat yo mast passing my curse b4 granjuweting

I will telling your wife o . Harrasing students up and down eh. It is not gooding o. I will tell.

El Guapo:
^^ As if u was going to be liveth til Final yr.
My ladyrsky46,come hop into my suv jor,lets go do sum jerriment

I am hopping in now. It is a very fine moto.

Boomark:
oh mai dia, i seeing your working in skool. good strudenty.

frailing mine curse we dipend on your. coming to my offise

cash or kindness. i we prass you. jus dressing sexy wine

comin

You did not seeing I am meeting El G alreadying for gspot lectures. You be 419.

oweniwe:
go and ba reading ya biology lekture note again if u iz not understanded. Da scientific name fa g- spot iz GRAFAGABRIEL SPOT

Da lekture note iz here . . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-492003.1920.html

Thank you for the noting. I will read it very well now.

Oya, El G, let us be going,

chi-baby:
O MY Gods! . . .who lerrin him in da buildin ? ds is very badt. imagine he bombin da school

Bomb blast oooo. (Reminds me of Army cantonment, Ikj)

Boomark:
all this pipples rezult of my flench leson

El guapo(man) 0/100, f9  

mr.bones(man) 0/100, f9  

efemena yz(feman) 0/100, f9  

Idowuogbo(female or lady) 80/100, A  

ladyrsky46(feman) 0/0, f9  

tundeadex(man) 0/100, f9  

boss ttdiamond(man) 0/100, f9  

chakula(man) 0/100, f9  

chi-baby(man) 50/100, C  

oweiwe(man) 0/100, f9  

all the feman dat failed my curse, come for soting on my offise

all the man. . . repit the curse

fank you.

I did not payed lots of pounds sterlings to be fail. I have never failing evers in my life. Why are yous smiling that we even failing?
You is not even teasher here. Where you coming from? How can VP be doing exam? You don't having respecting? Why do you want us femans in your office? Say it open now. We wanting to know. Rubbish!

Does it matter?

Boomark link=topic=492003.msg71920
64#msg7192064 date=1290413888]washing lady rosisky, age: 46 and ha horseband El (ephant), age: 16  [/quote]Ah Do not be playin and toking nasty things like thats. I am not 46 oh and I do not maryying little 16yeared olding children. I marryed MEN.
What do you wanting anyways?

[quote author=El Guapo:
Ladyrsky46,yes me was nt a spanishes oo,me was correct Aba guy but i was has a big likenesses 4 spain,inshort am is go there stay soonest,thats why i was study there languaging

I speaking a little Spanish. I learned it in high school. Forgotten a loting of it now because I am not having no one to practicing with

oweniwe:
@ lady46 & el guapo

i is very annoying wi da two ov u

while el guapo samples da g- spot, lady46 supposed to be analysing da corpora cavernosa and not g-  spot again. Boyses da not hav g-  spot

why iz u two doing like olodo

Oi Sir Owen, I putting El G's gspots and then questioning mark afterwards(gspots?) meaninged I knew it is noting a gspots too. i justing could not remembering the scientific name then if you getting me. If you don't gettring me, then you needed to resign asap or going on sabaticals as three days withouting internet has messing up you.
What is scientific latin name for gpots Sir?

chi-baby:
owkay. errr does i be da only ones learnin flench? where does efryborry disappearin to? 

I thinking we were learned spanish Chi babe?

Boomark:
so chi baby

common servaa (ezigbo afa gi)

chakula:
Studio CFR 

Studio has been kicking out. Sorry!

It's so funny to see people get all hot and bothered about this.
Everyone has diffferent expectations and dreams. Some can't be achieved in Nigeria, some can. What's the big deal if you migrate or you don't? Some people have left Nigeria and the life they are living "abroad" is way better than the life they lived in Nigeria. If they don't mind been "3rd class citizens", who are you to tell them otherwise?  For others, it's they probably regret going "abroad". All this aggro certainly won't help them say the truth will it?
You just can't conclude that we're all liars because we say we don't regret it.
I don't!
I sometimes miss Nigeria, but with all my family and friends here- some from primary school in Nigeria, what else do I want to do or who do I want to see in Nigeria? When I feel I have something I can give back to Nigeria and Nigerians in my own little way, I'll be back. Till then, I'll stay right where I am, travel more and just enjoy life. It's way too short to regret any decision I've. Not that I regret this particular one.
All the insults and shall I say some posts here that are bordering almost on jealousy in here is WOW.
Relax! It's one world. We're all citizens of the world. We're free to move around. Hop from one country to another. You thoroughly dislike some countries, you love some, you live an awful life and have bad experiences in some, you live an amazing one in another,
Kini big deal?
Stop the too much grammar and insults. It sure won't change anything.

Boomark:
@ladyrsky46

reasking me the quetion i dont see it well.

Your engrish is too harding to understand. Break it down

El Guapo:
Lmao,peanut wit Garden egg,that was sound interested ooo,but me were adviced u to give[b] cabin biscuit wit stew a shot esp in morning [/b]

Now, I been fully knowed that people crass for this place. Too bading that there is not cabin here. Will crackers do insteaded? I am not that madness to trying it though. How comes Aba boy is having spanish name? You be thinking highly of youself be that you handsome?smh

Boomark:
why the qualelling and ward missile?

Who was quarelling?

@El G(LG ) Garden egg and bread. Combination is wow. I have not eated garden egg in a longing while. Hmm, Shhh. Don't be tatafoing to VP, but if you eated it with peanut butter, ahhhh, bliss!
Better than maggots
*Not a lot in mail by the way*

El Guapo:
What was went on here?

Discussing maggots(that sounds wrong) and how it is roasting n eating like suya. VP telling me all them things. Nasty.

sending you email about experimenting

I am always shocking in this site everyday. Wonders shall never ending. I can never looking at suya the same way anymore. Thanking you VP
Chai, I don see smething.
Is there not othering things to eating that will doing better than maggots (puke face by the way)

@ VP, maggots ke?
Wordings cannot explained why. How will you eaten the maggots den? Chai! To eat!

Maggots-protein
VP love must to end somewhere.

I coming tomorrow aftering the lectures. Letting me having your addressing.

Is not it experimenting and analysing? You analysing me, I analysing you? Shaming for what?

El Guapo:
Ohhh ladyrsky46,u was a genesis ehm sorry geniuses,am is acceptance your conditionals,where was we went to do it?

Tank you, tank you. Me knows I am a geniuses
You still be askinged me where we was to do it? I don't liking mumu people o. Didnt you not tolding me we was to be doing it in your house or your papa's house (you too younging to having your house)?
Making your mind up quicketh or me taking up offer of next geniuses person likes me.

El Guapo:
Center of gravity=thats the 'G' spot,u now knew where and what i was wanting to explain to you,then a opened analytical experimenting had to be you show me the 'G' spot and me was do some labellings

If I showin you my Gspot for analytical experimenting, I must to see your gspot? for my own experimenting. 50/50

I bet you live in a grotty flatshare in peckham or thamesmead looking for the next scam that will bring money to your pocket as am sure there is no paper to work which is why you go for oyinbos

Had to lmao at that. Thamesmead isn't that bad bad. LOL. It stinks in Summer, but they've got some nice-ish areas.[size=4pt]not that I#ll live there though[/size]

El Guapo:
@Ladyrsky46,am was beguning to like u ooo,your urge to were enlightment was too terrific.
Well,the topic am is want to learnt wit u is the center of gravity taughted by sir Owe,me were sense the need for a opened analytical experiment

I been liking you too I wanting to learned very wellu. Center of gravity? I did not be in that lesson . What is opened analytical experimenting? Very biging word. You must to BREAK IT DOWN

El Guapo:
@Ladyrsky46 haba,u wasn't told me u are these stubborn,working in class is totally out of considerate,plz i needed u at home it were confidential,or wasn't u have a fair to transport<dips hand into pocket and issue her a N1000 note>,plz let me was saweth u

Me is no cheap. I will only taking taxi. I am verying stubborn oh. What subject will we studiying in your room home?