my friend always read well before commenting ...""347 persons were killed during the Dec. 12 Shiite/Nigerian Army clash in Zaria"""

Stolen:
The first one happened and 500 murdered and mass buried, nothing happen, the world looked on in silence.


Today, it is 347 that is murdered.


Slowly, they are commiting genocide against the shite muslims in Nigeria.


Slowly, they are attempting to wipe out Shite muslims.


Is this change?

OP the first picture obviously looked photoshopped na...

Mztarstrechy:
Alagba, a giant male land tortoise believed to be 330 years is still alive at the palace of Ogbomoso King in Oyo State.The legendary tortoise who lumbers about in the palace is popularly called “the elderly one”.

Since Alagba is believed to be older than everyone in Ogbomoso, permutations about its true age relies heavily on oral history. Its present age was arrived at by situating it with the period of the Soun who reigned then. Alagba was allegedly brought to the palace by Soun Ikumoyede Ajao,the third Soun of Ogbomoso, who is believed to have been born sometime in the late 16th century and who reigned in the 17th.

Mr. Ajamu Oluwatoyin, the secretary of the current Soun says dating of the kingship of Ogbomoso was started by the elite in 1797 during the reign of Oba
Toyeje Akanni (1797 to 1825), the fourth Soun and one time Are Ona Kakanfo (the Yoruba Nation Generalissimo).Tourism is never complete in Oyo State without visiting the ancient giant male land tortoise.It is a sacrilege to call Alagba a mere tortoise in Ogbomosoland.

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/03/meet-alagbaa-330yr-old-male-tortoise.html?m=1

hi dear,
i use tribotan cream.... it works perfectly and i know a lot of mothers that use same...
by the second day of use, u would see a considerable level of change.
all the best.

jeejee:
I need urgent suggestions on how to clear my baby's diaper rash. It's really spreading and making her uncomfortable. I've tried sudocrem but not getting the desired result. Can anyone help me out please.

i think its time nigerians start to vote for people with CLEAR BLUEPRINTS on how they intend to fulfil these promises. Not just believing anything... let them clearly describe and outline how they intend to achieve that..
Anyway, i believe nigerians are wiser now... lets start also praying for the new set of leaders we would have in 2019, its not too soon to start praying..

#myonecent

hi ikenna.. im so happy i stumbled into this thread,,,
i stay in abuja and hubby recently got a 307..
itz been one isue or the other..
stiff steering, 2 doors not opening, stereo suddemly stopped working, etc
please can i get your email address so that i explain further.. mine is laginks@yahoo.com.au. hoping to hear from you
from your pots, you stay in abuja.. i was glad when i also read that..
hubby hasnt been able to get a peugoet mechanic as he says its better to take the car to kaduna ....

Ikenna351:
This thread is for Lion owners, aspiring owners, Lion admirers and friends of Lions (former Peugeot owners).

If you are having any issue(s) with your Lion, you can seek for help here on how to sort it out. Someone might have a soluton to the nightmare the Lion is giving you.

We can as well post our experiences with our various Lions; both unhappy and happy ones.

Sometime early this year, very close to my office, I saw a 505 V6 packed in an "under Mango Tree Mechanic workshop". I went there and asked for the owner, for i wanted to see and know another fellow that own such a rare car like mine (505 V6) in Abuja. I was told the owner dropped the car over a week with them and the car was yet to be fixed. I asked what was wrong with the car, the mechanic became uncomfortable why my interest in the car and why i wanted to see the car owner. I explained to him that I own the same version of the 505 which is rare in Nigeria and I would like to know the owner, thats all. Well, he tried to explain to me what was wrong with the car, but he wasnt making sense. So I asked him to allow me to see the engine bay. When he opened the hood, I was shocked! Nearly all the vacuum lines were cut off from their various terminals. Weird! Well, i then asked him to start the car, when he did, i saw what or how the engine was behaving and knew right there the issue: an injection issue. A lot of things were wrong in that engine bay. No matter what the mechanic would tried to do, that issue must remain there, since all he explained to me he had done or replaced had nothing to do with the issue the car was having. In fact, he was creating more problems with his trial and error for that engine. He even replaced the MAF and installed the wrong part number (Luckly, I know the part number off head, since I have a similar car, with identical engine). I tried to get the owners phone number from him, but he wouldnt give me. Instead, he asked me to drop mine, that he would give the car owner whenever he comes, to call me. I made a note on the paper i gave to the mechanic to give to owner where i wrote down my number, explaining reason why i would want to meet with him, believing that the mechanic wouldnt understand what was written. I left them, after i realised that my presence there was no longer welcomed. As suspected, the owner never called because the mechanic would not have given him the note; fear that i want to collect chop from him! For another 3 more weeks, the car remained there at that workshop each time i passed there. At a point, I even forgot about it. 2 months later, i remembered, went back to check and the car was no longer there. Could be that the owner has towed the car to another workshop or only God knows what has happened to that car. This was a car I would have fixed that for person less than 24hrs, without a dime, if i had met him. There is no injection and ignition issue of 505 V6 i cannot fix myself. I have studied and mastered every wire from the 2 ECUs to various sensors, by knowing the function of each wire, sensors and components in that engine bay. I could tell quickly what is wrong with that EFI system and what the culprit would be with a little test with multimeter and test light. I dont need any scanner to diagnose and fix Bosch LH 2-2 Jetronic (EFI system of ZN3J - the PRV V6 engine in 505 V6). I couldnt help the guy because he was unlucky. If we had met in nairaland, he would have been saved from the hands of that clown that was killing the car when i went there. Possibly, he may have scrapped the car by now. Because there is no way that car would run properly with the condition i met it that day. So many wrongs were done in that engine bay.

Lets share our problems here in this thread and possibly get help from ourselves in keeping our Lions on the road as long as it takes.

Ikenna.

HIS NAME IS AKINLADE JAMES. EMAIL IS SHOLAEMMANUEL@GMAIL.COM. SAW IT ON TRUECALLER. TRIED CALLING HIM TOO, BUT HE ISNT ANSWERING...

gentlegg:
I have been duped last year by one moniker here on nairaland that pasted one advert like that. I called him and after speaking at length with him telling him am scared he may be a scammer, at a time he said if am not serious i should stop busying his phone so he wouldn't miss potential customers trying to call him. Later I decided to try him with 1500 mtn card and till today no megabyte and he refuse to pick my calls.
This is his own number 07031350573 Please you guys should also try to track down the info about this number too.

I CHECKED, BUT DIDNT SEE ANY DETAILS ON THE NUMBER. I CALLED HIM THOUGH, TOLD HIM I NEEDED TO BUY DATA AND HE SAID HE WOULD SEND ME THE DATA, BUT I WONT BE ABLE TO ACTIVATE IT TILL I SEND THE CASH TO HIM. I TOLD HIM HOW DOES HE EXPECT ME TO TRUST HIM WHEN I READ ABOUT HIM DUPING SOMEONE ELSE JUST NOW. HE CLAIMS HE DIDNT DUPE ANYONE. I JUST ADVISED HIM THAT IF HE DID, HE IS ONLY LAYING UP CURSES ON HIMSELF. HE THANKED ME SHA FOR THE ADVICE. MY OPINION IS THAT NIGERIANS LIKE AWOOF TOO MUCH AND THAT IS WHY WE GET SCAMMMED EASILY... IMAGINE HIM OFFERING ME 10GIG DATA FOR 2,500. IF I WAS GREADY, I WOULD EARGERLY JUMP TO IT NOTY KNOWING THAT I WAS DEALING WITH A SCAMMER... PLEASE WE SHOULD ALL BE WISE. "WISDOM IS THE PRINCIPAL THING, IN ALL YOUR GETTING GET UNDERSTANDING"...BIBLE

bigbabyboy:


Bro, pls can u help me check the following no on the true caller app. I was also duped of #2500 by the guy with the following no in a similar manner yesterday. He has refused to pick upvmy calls. Thanks. 0814 162 9384 is this scammer's number. His Nairaland moniker is Lexguru

PLEASE WHY DONT WE SEE GENERATIONAL PICTURES OF FATHERS?? JUST THINKING ALOUD

THE TRUTH IS THAT HE MAY HAVE BEEN LEGIT FOR A WHILE (TO GAIN POPULARITY IN THE BUINESS). HE THEN STARTED TO DEFRAUD PEOPLE WHEN HE SAW THAT HE HAD MADE A NAME. SO MY TAKE IS " JUST DO YOUR SUBSCRIPTION YOURSELF, AND DONT TRUST EVEN YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND. YOU MIGHT JUST BE THE NEXT UNLUCKY MUGU

OlujobaSamuel:
I think there is a company online Powerhq or something, they are legit and registered with a verifiable office address, you can buy from them next time if you can't afford that of the service providers directly.
Thanks for sharing.
I once buy from one guy I met here on NL and the guy is legit, Raju, I think is the name, I deal with him twice, the 3rd time, he told me there is a change in price, which I declined the offer, the 4th, he told me he is currently not having data to sell, and I appreciate him for that.
Some people are just crooks from birth, na dna e dey. Na dem dey form no job pass, and dem go dey steal from the little dey get.
You fit text curse give him unborn generation plus him own, since you need help and the guy no fit help but collected the little to feed you, make help kuku far from him too. I don't like cursing but make this one catch am.

HIS NAME IS KOLA( SAW IT ON TRUE CALLER), AND THE SCAMMER IS STILL READY TO SCAM MORE PEOPLE. TOLD HIM THAT I NEEDED TO BUY DATA AND HE WAS SO READY TO SCAM SOMEONE ELSE.
I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE CANT JUST MAKE HONEST LIVING. THEY WOULD RATHER LIVE AT SOMEONE ELSE'S EXPENCE. IT IS WELL BRO. JUST TAKE HEART....

clemzo101:
Im sad not because of the money but because I never thought I could ever get defrauded and even if I will be defrauded, not in d manner this happened, because mehn it was just too cheap.

I have a bb and a Lumia fone, I usually subscribe my bb den hotspot my Lumia, but I got to a place with poor network and I needed to takia of alot of things online and I got to understand MTN network is good around here. So I resulted to buying data, I remember a friend bought data once from someone and I saved the number just incase.

So I checked my fone and luckily I saw it, I contacted the guy, he quickly sent me an image showing different packages on Whatsapp, so I opted for the one of 1500 for 2gig, I told him I cant send recharge dat he shld send his bank details but he gave me an excuse and said I can transfer so I immediately loaded my fone through mobile banking and sent, only for him to call apologizing dat he just discovered all dats left is a 4gig package dat will xpire in 60days, dat he's very sorry dat I shld pls kindly send anoda 1500, I got angry and still sent d 1500, since I will be staying here for a while and Mtn being d only good network, I still didn't get any data, it was wen I called again to challenge him dat d whole thing bcam clear dat its all scam when he started saying I shld send anoda 1500.

Im just sharing dis for everyone to beware of so called online data sellers. Most of Dem are fraudsters.

The fone number 08147631591, bbm pin 59093EBD.....He calls himself Mr Kay.

Beware

God have mercy on your soul..

Holywizard:
But seriously to furvk neat albino just dey hungry me

nice one OP, although i dont really like watermelon because i am often unlucky when buying ( i end up buying not too ripe ones). i have often seen people tap at it to know which is ripe, and i have tried same, but end up still unlucky. PLEASE how do you know ripe melons without cutting them open?

wandevincent:
Watermelon, also known as Citrullus lanatus is a
plant species in the family Cucurbitaceae with
smooth green skin, pulp, and watery juice. The
vine-like flowering plant is a nutrient dense food
with contains a high amount of vitamins, minerals
and antioxidants for a low amount of calories.
Here are some facts about watermelon that might
surprise you.
Wild watermelons originated in southern Africa.
There are more than 1200 varieties of watermelon
that come in various weights, shapes, sizes and
colours.
The colours are; Red, orange, yellow and white.
Key commercial varieties of watermelon include
the Carolina Cross, Yellow Crimson, Orangeglo,
Moon & Stars, Cream of Saskatchewan,
Melitopolski, and Densuke.
Farmers in Japan have started growing cube-
shaped watermelons by growing them in glass
boxes where they assume the shape of the box.
Originally this was done to make the melons
easier to stack and store, but the novelty of the
cubic watermelon can fetch double the price of a
normal one at market.
Watermelon is a fruit and a vegetable too. It is a
vegetable because it is a member of the same
family as the cucumber, pumpkin and squash. It
is also harvested and cleared from fields like
other vine growing vegetables.
You can eat watermelon rind and seeds. All parts
of a watermelon can be eaten, even the rind,
which actually contains a number of nutrients too,
but due to the unappealing flavour, it is rarely
eaten. In China, the rind is used as a vegetable
and stir-fried, stewed or pickled. Try putting it in
a blender with some lime for a healthy, refreshing
treat. Not only does the rind contain plenty of
health-promoting and blood-building chlorophyll,
but the rind also contains more of the amino acid
citrulline than the pink flesh. Same goes for the
seeds; you can just consume them as snacks in



between your meals.
Nutritionally, watermelons contain high levels of
vitamin B6 (which increases brain power), vitamin
A (good for eyesight), potassium (which helps in
curing heart disease and keeping the heart
healthy). The watermelon also contains Vitamin
B1, C and manganese which protect against
infections.
By weight, a watermelon contains about 6% sugar
and 92% water. The high water and electrolyte
content of watermelons make them ideal as a
refreshing summer thrust quenchers. They keep
us hydrated, our skin fresh, and can clean the
kidneys of toxins.
Watermelon and watermelon juice have been
shown to reduce muscle soreness and improve
recovery time following exercise in athletes.
Researchers believe this is likely to do with the
amino acid L-citrulline contained in watermelo

My dear, truth be told that most things that happen in the physical has some form of spiritual undertone to them. while most of us would not want to believ that, it is actually the truth.
God created you in HIS own image... and he desires you to be WHOLE Spirit, SOul and Body.
Many people might not agree with what i'm about to tell you, but there is definately a link between your masturbation and the body odour.
" If my people who are called by my name would HUMBLE themselves and PRAY, and SEEK my face, and TURN FROM THEIR WICKED WAYS, then i will HEAR from Heaven and will FORGIVE their sins and HEAL their land" 2chronicles 7:14
The above quoted is enough for you to understand what i'm saying.
i pray you heed this advice and be healed completely.
God bles you

worriedmind:
Hi guys. They say a problem shared is a problem half solved. I noticed that I've developed body odour ‎for about 2 years now. I'm 35 years and I first noticed it in 2014 about when I just got a new job. I've tried all sorts of deodorants and body sprays and nothing works. Body sprays actually makes it worse for me. I've tried driclor and maximum strength anti perspirants but to no avail. I've tried the baking soda treatment, lime and lemon but still to no avail. I make it a point of duty to shave every night so it's not like I keep hairs. I also shower atleast twice everyday. It's not like i get too sweaty,infact I don't perspire as much as to wet clothes in the pits area yet the slightest hint of sweat that comes on mixes with whatever roll on I have on and then creates a bad smell even when I'm dry. I get a lot of mean looks and turned heads everyday and it's actually starting to affect me mentally as I dream of people rubbing their noses and making faces at me in my sleep. Funny how people judge you immediately like you don't groom yourself properly. My life is on a stand still right now and I get panic attacks from the thought of going out because of the treatment and funny looks I get from people. I've been masturbating for about 7 years now, could this be the cause? Is there any link between masturbation and body odour? Could it be ulcer? I'm inclined to think it's from from the inside because I've tried all measures of outter cleanliness. Please has anyone out there ever encountered this social burden and how did u deal with it? Please help a dying soul. 


Lalasticlala kindly move this to front page so I can get more help. Thanks alot‎
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but you dont understand that the budget already made provision for furnitures. but they just divert all the funds and dont spend them on what thay are meant for.. HA NIGERIA I WEEP FOR YOU...

newdada:
Op, you're the one looking for wahala o. By the time this goes viral and the senate allocates billions to refurbish those chairs; a million naira per chair. Una go dey vex.

Op by Gods grace I am Happily married. I must say that if it is possible to come back to live ten more times, I would want to marry my husband those ten times.
I love him so much and I can't think of even cheating on him talk less of actually doing it. He also adores me till eternity.
He is my best friend... And there is no decision I take that downs pass try him and vice versa, no matter how little it is.
Yes we have our little arguments, but it is always settled immediately.
I have had several heartbreaks before I met him but THANK GOD I HAD THEM.
Of a truth marriage is blissful if entered into with someone you love

This is exactly what I want to say. Had similar argument with my younger sister last week. Just put the the car on neutral position with your hand break simple. I keep saying to my hubby that there is a big difference btw drivers that actually attended a driving school and those that didn't.

linearity:
Why will you want to still be putting load on your gear system when the vehicle is at rest and parked?

The gear will now be carrying load the load of your entire car, overtime this will adversely affect the gear system, put the car in neutral and engage the hand break if you need torque against any unanticipated motion.

What trills you doesn't trill me sorry....

wristbangle:


If cossy unclad in front of u at midnight, will u be able to resist her?

my guy.... YOUR ENGLISH DOES STINK... i cant even make sense of what you wrote. no punctuations at all..
It is so sad that our educational system has degraded to this level... .and SOcial media style of writing isn't helping either.
GOD HELP OUR SO CALLED GRADUATES.

Alikote:
small boy when u finish pass jamb first u go know was up for now enjoy mumies rice this topic na to adress unempolyment not english exams

DONSMITH123:
“In other words, we note that sheer heroism cannot achieve the elimination of corruption from our social space. What is most required is the conviction of the populace that corruption is an antithesis to social cohesion and development, and must be eliminated. We must get to a point where every Nigerian begins to hate corruption with a passion, and collectively determine to root it out of our body polity.”

FOOD FOR THOUGH FOR ALL NIGERIANS

i just want to believe that you are not a Nigerian... Because there is no point being sentimental when it affects the resourses of your country. It doesnt bother you that your nation has been Ripped apart and spoiled by corrupt leaders, and you are here making such a comment. Anyway God would help us as citizens to begin to look beyound sentiments, Condemn an act when we need to irrespective of whose axe is goured.

slimmy05:
Useless man. Hugry lawyers

[size=30pt]PLEASE NAIRALANDERS... LET US STOP ALL THE HATE, RANCHOR, INSULTS ETC.. HAVE YOU ALL FORGOTTEN THAT UNITED WE STAND,BUT DIVIDED WE FALL.. ATLEAST WE ALL LEARNT THAT IN PRIMARY SCHOOL.
NIGERIA IS ONE... AND THE EARLIER WE ALL UNDERSTAND THAT THE BETTER FOR US.
I LOVE NIGERIA... LETS PUT OUR HANDS TOGETHER AND FIGHT OUR COMMON ENEMY[/size]

"the heart of man is DESPERATELY WICKED.. who can know it"
OP i dont blame you because that is the default setting of every HEART. that is why doing something wicked to her would give you joy.
One thing I would tell you is that you need a RENEWED HEART. Hard as it may be to accept, the only solution is by KNOWING JESUS. He alone can transform that wicked heart and give you a heart of flesh. A heart that is compassionate and merciful. Until you can have such a heart, im sorry to say that you would continue to cause her pain... and at the long run you would begin to hate yourself for doing so.
God bless you

He actually did... during monday's session of the HOLY GHOST CONGRESS currently ongoing. But it is the truth. when people think that they can steal, cheat, kill, lie etc and still give offering. expecting that since they have given their offerings and tithe, they are paying off the debth for their sin.
Even the bible says that we cannot continue in sin and expect grace to abound. Jesus died for us so that we can be completely FREE from sin... not so that we can go ahead and keep sinning.
when you give your life to christ and embrace his grace, He then ( by the power that now works within you) gives you the grace to live above sin. therefore you are no longer a slave of sin. This is the part that most (born again) christians miss. Your mind is totally renewed and you begin to ABHORE sin in all its form.
SO my interpretation of what he means is that if you have not began to experience that newness of life in christ (by still medling with sin) then your salvation is to be questioned.
let me stop here.
God bless you

dearpreye:


I'm sorry but he still couldn't have made that statement. Pastor E. A Adeboye knows the Church belongs to God. He couldn't have made that speech. No way.

hmmm... that is why there is a clear difference between the kids brought up in the western worls and those brought up in the AFrican setting....
Even the Bible says " Spare the Rod and Spoil the child"
I am not an advocate of spanking children WHENEVER they go wrong. Sometimes kid's wrongs could be corrected with a word. Other times you can correct by withdrawing certain privileges the child enjoys. But not all wrongs can be corrected by the above mentioned ways alone. There are situations that require that a child is spanked.
The truth is even spanking can not also correct all wrongs. my advice to parent is to always PRAY for their kids. SO that whichever means of correctin is carried out on them, the ultimate would be a child who is emotionally, physically, spiritually, psychologically etc MATURED.

kstadaura:
Parent and teachers,especially in Africa consider beating as the best punishment for children whenever they do something wrong, which is not always the best solution.

The best thing to do when a child does something wrong is not to abuse/insult or beat him, tell him how bad that thing is, how its going to affect him and others negatively, treat him like a matured man and tell him not to repeat such act.

If its soo bad that you have to punish him then you can do it like this:

As parent:

You can send him to bed earlier than the time he usually sleep.

You can remove meat/egg from his lunch or dinner (never punish a child by refusing him food).

If they are many in the house like two or more and you are the type that usually give them stuffs, dont give him or give others double the one you gave him.

disallow him watching his favorite tv program for a day or two.

you can add more, the list continue..

As a teacher.

You can punish a child by calling him in front of the class and make him to tell other students what he did and that he regreted it, ashamed of himself and tell them not to do anything of that nature cos its bad.

You dont have to beat them, most of them dont even know what they are doing, stop spanking,slapping,beating and insulting children, you are guardian to them so try to teach them good manners.

nice.

ok.. ihave read your epistle... and i must tell you that not all women like extra family staying with them.. Firstly she might be such. secondly, do you help out with chores in the house? or do u just lazy about watching television when you could be of help in one area or the other that could also be her reason to behave the way she did.
Finally, it is her house. it is either you respect her rules or you PACK YOUR BAGS AND LEAVE> it is as simple as ABC.
Thanks for reading

Adamsdelrio:
Everything you are about to read is absolutely true. I seriously need your advice on this issue before I do something I will regret

. I completed my academic recently and I traveled to my uncle's house, on his invitation to look for a job. My mother was against my journey to my uncle's house because she knew that his wife is going to cause me a lot of trouble. I didn't listen to her because I believe I'm a big boy and I can take care of myself in any unfavourable condition.


With great excitement, I arranged my things and headed straight for the longest journey of my life. We travelled for about 9-10hrs! I've never traveled that long. I got to my destination without any stress..


Don't let me bore you with a long story. Ever since I got here, it's been from one trouble to another with my uncle's wife. She complains about everything I do. If I touch anything in the house, she will surely has something bad to say about it. She's so over censorious about anything that concerns me in the house. Sometimes when I'm watching a programme on TV, she will just come and switch it off or change the channel. There are 3 functioning TV in the house but it's the one I'm watching that she likes tampering with.


There was a day she repeated the same thing and I became angry. I couldn't take it that day so I told her about what she's doing. She told me what I will never forget in a hurry that day. She said 'This is my house and I can do and undo'. I was angry that day and I talked back at her. She reported me to my uncle that day. I apologised to her without countering any of her lies because I don't want to disrespect my uncle by arguing with his wife at his presence.


She's been doing a lot of things to provoke me in the house but I always keep quiet. She's a very good liar and a troublemaker. She does all these things when her husband is not around and I don't want to report her to her husband because it's going to look as if I'm bringing trouble into the family. Please, I need your advice. How can I live peacefully with the woman?

i think it looks like a diary. and it sure does contain something she doesn t want anyone to know about. sometimes kids kids tend to just do alot of coding. it could be alphabets that she formed for herself or with a couple of friends. But its scary sha... whatever it is, its best you pray bout it and ask her yourself..

Chitumu:
i dont know if you peep are realy seen the picture of the note. here is some

GOD Please have mercy... what is it about celebrating christmas that people have to steal in order to have a "good christmas". The essence of Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Christ who came to earth to save us from sin and its Vices.. If by "celebrating christmas" you have to dabble into Sin ( fornication, stealing, adultery, Alcoholism and all the likes) then you have lost its importance.
For as many reading this, Jesus came to earth, and died for our sins that we might live in the Liberty wherewith christ has made us free... He loves you and wish only for you to KNOW HIM and experience this glorious LIFE here on earth and a MORE glorious Life in ETERNITY.
My heart bleeds when i read and hear of all these.
FATHER PLEASE HAVE MERCY AND LET THIS GENERATION KNOW YOU DEEPLY... AMEN

Islie:



www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/12/04/im-in-lagos-to-steal-to-celebrate-christmas-suspect/

Pic: Ikechukwu Godspower at Isolo court on Thursday

A MAn/ Woman's worth consists not of the abundance of things HE/SHe possesses... Sons and Daughters of Vanity..

wristbangle:
It's said that guys are normally fascinated by the looks of ladies ranging from bosom to butt, but when they discover that a lady is deficient in these endowment, their interest and chase for her depreciates.

Below are the ways guy frustrate the life of such ladies;

1. They ridicule her in public

The moment guys discover that a lady possess small bosom and butt especially when she says NO to their love proposal, they will say... "she no kuku get yansh before", "men don press piano tire 4 her body".

2. They complain bitterly about "nothing to grab" during fore play

Most time guys complain bitterly that there is no fun when having rendezvous with small endowed ladies unlike the elaborate ones. They further emphasize that there is no "pillow" to grab and lean on.

3. They find unnecessary excuse to break up with her

Because they are tired of not getting maximum satisfaction during their relationship, they will give ridiculous excuses like condemning her to be a slut, tag her a gold digger and other things in order to break up with her. You must have seen some ladies opening threads complaining that their boyfriends want them to go for bosom/butt enlargement.

4. They praise big bosom and butt ladies in front of them

Some guys will never cease to amaze me . In order to offset small butt/bosom ladies, they will heap praise on ladies with big body endowment just to intimidate their counterpart. Infact they make it look like the huge butt/bosom ladies are wife material in front of them.

5. They discourage their friends from wooing her

The way some guys analyse the shape of ladies body, one will think that they hold PHD in women affairs. That reminds me of when kinglekan came to seek advice from me and tosyne2much that he wants to woo a certain babe, we were like ''kinglekan shey u blind ni, d babe no get front and back ministry na? ".

6. They stare at other ladies passing by

It's quite funny that some guys will be staring at other ladies "ukwu" even in the presence of their girlfriend. This is one of the frustrations ladies with small bosoms/butts normally face

7. They tag them "Tomboy"

I have lost counts of situation where guys tag ladies with small butt/bosom as tomboy. Guys are like; "Me no fit date babe whey e get man body oo". See as she dey waka like man sef

8. They ignore their sexual advances

As vague as this may sound, yes it happens. If a lady is deficient of bosoms/butt, and she makes intimacy advances to a guy, the guy will definitely turn her down. This is another frustration dey face.

I hope you are not blind.... , cos there is someone else behind on something similar...

tayebest:
Na Only Mr. B wear caftan there!



CULTURE!

Soon our prisons would get too populated that the only other punishment would be DEATH BY HANGING within 1 year of capture... sometimes I wonder, and some of these Robbers are even here on Nairaland. If You are one of them, just know that your days are numbered. and very soon( sooner than you expect) we would be reading of your arrest/ death here on Nairaland.... IF ONLY YOU REPENT.

ijustdey:





www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/how-police-arrested-alleged-cross-border-robbery-gang/




Pics: •One the robbery suspects nabbed by the Police