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Rokiat:
Is this supposed to be an achievement? Smh.

In some tribes and cultures worldwide, the answer is a definite yes.
Women always want tall, dark men because of deeply penetrating gbola na why them dey rush am....I thank God that I'm living proof that average height, fair skinned men can carry what make other men feel emasculated inside the gym shower. 😁😁😁

More sperm to his ballz

Arsenal last qualified for the Champions league for the 2016/2017 season. That season was Arsenal's 25th year in the premier league. Arsenal finished one point below Liverpool to finish the Premier league season in 5th position to condemn them to a run of Europa league competitions since then.
Before then, Arsenal had qualified for the Champions league consecutively for 17 years since the 2000/2001 season under the maestro Arsene Wenger. Wenger popularly claimed in 2012 that the 4th place was a trophy. He was largely mocked for it. Today, it doesn't seem like a joke anymore, just ask Liverpool, Manchester United and Chelsea FC. More than a half a decade since Arsenal was a representative of England in Europe's elite completion, another chance has been presented to the Gunners.
The Gunners have been the second best team this season but only for the last run of games. They lacked killer instinct and possession of a fear factor for dominance.
I think Arsenal should go all out to sign Mbappe. Considering the treatment dished out to Vinicius Jr. this season in Spain, I guess it would only be smart for Mbappe to want to avoid that. Also, the Messi/Ronaldo rivalry is what it is because they both played in the same league. Haaland is setting records that Mbappe, if he wants to remain relevant needs to compete in the same league as him.
The Arsenal machinery under Mikel Arteta has been a revelation. The signing of Gabriel Jesus, a goal getter was instrumental to Arsenal's hold at the top by December last year. Mbappe as Arsenal's focal point next season will send shivers down the spine of any opposition giving us the much needed fear factor Champions usually have. I don't think any club would match Mbappe's current salary and he would most likely take a pay cut to leave PSG anytime in the future.
Thierry Henry and Arsene Wenger should use their French connection. I think Arsenal should shoot their shot, literally.

See the way they rewrote history to make themselves the good guys.

The internet will ensure the future generations will never read lies portrayed as true history. The truth, however will still be manipulated just like the Russia-Ukraine/NATO/USA war currently is. One of the positives is that the truth is there and you can research it yourself anytime and anywhere on the planet unlike before where books seemed infallible

Man, I always wanted to be an archeologist. Discovering our past to shape our future.

I just teared up a little. Today, I'm just working to chop. Zero happiness

Mjshexy:
In saner climes he'd get supported by the government but does our government care about young Nigerians with such exceptional discoveries, no they don't . All they are interested in is to borrow on behalf of Nigerians, steal all they borrowed and die leaving Nigerians in unfathomable indebtedness

We prefer to over celebrate big yansh in the kitchen.

Isn't it just hypocrisy to support Biafra but still want a Biafran to be president of Nigeria? Isn't that just madness? Nigeria truly dodged a budget if a terrorist group is publicly endorsing a presidential candidate and the said presidential candidate has not for once since his campaign days ever berated their activities. God knows how he dey do him things. Just imagine the entitlement mentality from his kinsmen if he had won. Thank you Jesus.

If they carry all the Obidients to Mars, their tears could form a much needed Martian ocean

This kind of news is seriously underreported

Nia69:
Not everyone has a perverted mindset like you do, so mind your business love.

It's my thread.

Nuzo1:
Create your own niche? How?

Someone already did it before Hilda. How is it a new niche because Hilda did it? Why is it a sin for another person to do it after her?

I admire her tenacity, strength and business acumen. Aside from that, it’s just cooking that Iya Basira has been doing for 30 years since when she was 14 years old. She wakes up by 3am to start cooking in a more local and tedious kitchen. She cooks and serves to people till around 10pm with all the insults and little profit. She barely has up to 3 hours to sleep, then she wakes up by 3am again with the same routine. Be aware that we have thousands if not millions of Iya Basira across Nigeria.

But Nigerians instead of looking for someone who has the potential to invent something that will assist our daily living, we ignored it and started holding concerts for who is cooking rice and making eba. Haba!

Other people saw it as an easy way to cash out. What is required? Just be energetic, stand and cook for over 100hrs and boom! Governors and presidents will come and eat your rice. Endorsements and flight tickets to holiday destinations across the world.

Now tell me why most people won’t try to break the record?

It’s just an “easy” and a not too brain cracking competition. If it was an invention in aero dynamics, engineering or medicine, Nigerians go give chance asap!

And why didn’t Indians and Europeans try to break their sister’s record? Because it’s irrelevant to the general public. Such records only benefit just the per takers. Nothing more!

As for more beneficial competitions and inventions, Indians, Asians and Europeans are breaking their countrymen’s records on daily basis.

Special Regards to the energetic Baci!

Don't mind them. By their logic the iphone 13 pro max should have waited for some years to shine before letting the 14pro max get the spotlight. I was just telling someone this same thing you said. They said I be bad belle. They just don't understand, mostly because we weren't even talking about the prospective record breakers but about how messed up we are as a people. Na unnecessary things we dey hype, carry for head when there are more pressing issues and achievements we are lacking.

kernniejay:
Guiness World Records should have a policy that record breakers must enjoy their feat for at least two years before any other person that breaks same record after them is recognized. This will also give Guinness World Records some value, it will not make their award a cheap one to win.

Oshey! Guinness world record should because of Hilda change its rules that people have been living with for decades. You must be an Obidient

pdppower:
This is the most corrupt, wicked and insensitive govt in the history of Nigeria. Even as corrupt as Abacha was, he was not as corrupt as the pretender from Niger.
Nigerians have never had it this bad.

We have short term memory. We have always complained like this under every administration. I'm in my early 30s and I can assure you that I've never experienced a government where people have praised a sitting government. It is always in perspective. Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. The only ease we can collectively have is when a decentralization of government is in play. I don't see that happening for half a century. I'm sure in the next 2 years, people will start saying Buharis time was better. It's just a Nigerian problem since 1960. Nigeria as a contraption has failed. Selfishness rules, regardless of tribe, religion, or educational background. Once you become a Nigerian politician, no matter your stance, you must make some illegal money, large or small. Nobody escapes it. For the reason of this, things could only get worse, because the average Nigerian has to make more money to enjoy the life he should be having because people in power are stealing all the money. Because of this, the average citizen will mostly give a green light to making some illegal money. This mindset is in all of us so even in 150 years time, if Nigeria still stands, the leaders would still steal money. Plenty of it, enough to fuçk the average citizen. The cycle is until we disintegrate.

Nia69:
I couldn't agree more. 💯
Have a nice night. Please don't mention me on this thread again. I might get a ban again by anti-spam bot.

You both should get a goddam room

Western Media will soon tell us Ukrainian troops have taken control of the Kremlin

To be honest, I'm not really surprised by this scoreline. I was really excited for Awoniyi when he made the move from Union Berlin. If he hadn't been injured for most of the season, he could easily have had 20+ goals now and they wouldn't even be in relegation battle. The guy is a beast.
As for my Gunners, we will need to use this transfer window to add some much needed grit to our midfield. We also need to go all out to buy Mbappe. (Make nobody yab me abeg.)

Divoc19:
A real man shouldn't be intimidated/afraid of successful women.

These days we have more lazy ass men without ambition in life that only want to feed off their women. They think having a third leg makes them a man.

We also have men that love their women so much that they want to limit the potential of their women because they are not man enough to maintain being her man when she becomes successful.

Let every man know their responsibility in life before looking for a woman that fits into is life. No Lies!

That man you called lazy and no ambition in life will leave you biting your fingers in shame when you see him sometime in the future. Women like you are always in the category of losers

sameoldguy:
Did you ever win this ‘Daewoo Racer’ abi na Daewoo Espero, or you know anyone who won it? cos in my house then we had tons of A-E-W-O-O, but no “D”. Lol.

We drank 7up overdose and were picking up 7up cover everywhere we go. Lol

If na you sef get the company, you go quick release the D?

PussyGalore:
The only thing a broke guy can boast about is sex

Yeye dey smell

Feintline:
Daddy we are with you sir.
We are combing the air , land and sea. The mandate must be restored.

They come with mud slings , we drag them into the mud and disgrace them with real evidences.
They come by air, we hit dem with hypersonic missiles with real evidences.
They come by sea or land, we grind to them to pieces with evidence.

We are OBIDIENTS! We are everywhere. Even inside their houses. We fear no foes.
We are not for party politics. we are for good governance.

I'm happy you're thinking like this but know this, this is a subtle call for war. Just like many predicted. Your Daddy has failed you.

Arabaincubus:
I thought the Oshodi Apapa man was smart. He has now given himself away as a plant. Nigeria truly needs to get rid of some people

Be careful of your utterances

advanceDNA:
Una never see anything....
We all crashed moral standards...
There's no nothing like inappropriate again, we have replaced it with "sebi its legal" and "do what makes u happy".,....

We called churches and mosques that call for sexual discipline a scam..we attack both the messenger and the message.

..we call jumping around from one penis/pvssy to another woke and having fun....we now want to settle down.??..Its a lie....there is no settle down kán kán ...

This is the reality... after u have built a strong habit of enjoying plenty dickś and pvssy btw ur 18-30 years with plenty of abortion to match ..u now want a ring and a marriage certificate to reset everything like nothing happened.......

kó possible...
Paternity fraud and plenty dose of infidelity ló ma end gbó gbó é ......hahahahaha

Everybody go collect. Even Mr Fidelity and Mrs Fidelity will suffer infidelity last last.

zangaozanga:
what kind of nonsense is this one say mistake as how

She's essentially talking to simps

Abfinest007:
Chelsea set up a standard now they can't maintain that standard .lampard should be ashamed that we won't play champion league next season

And why's that? You Chelsea fans can be so plastic. How many times did Lampard qualify una for Champions league and even won it for you?

Aladdin1:
Why not write a desertation on the topic "shallow vaginas" i am sure international agencies like w.h.o would be highly interested.

Nah man...I'm not tryna go down that road anymore.

A lot of men go above and beyond to find products that will enlarge their appendage for the sole reason of satisfying an elastic opening in the upside down triangle. Some men are emasculated by the size of other men's (such as yours truly) appendages and feel theirs is small. I never knew women experience the same


After months of greenlight, I decided I was going to smash this Youth corper Incase the company doesn't retain her. Sent her money to make snail and smoked catfish egusi soup. She brought it over to my place...and I fixed it in the fridge. After a few drinks, I began to kiss her neck and handle her breasts. She pulled my shirt off and I unhooked her bra...I was already hard like Aso Rock. I asked her to put Senior Man in her mouth. She proceeded to pull down my b-ball shorts and my briefs, saw senior man and then she said "Ha olojukokoro ni mi o", loosely translated to "I'm a terribly greedy person". I asked why while beckoning her to continue by pushing her head down. She goes ahead to say she's not a virgin but has a shallow vagina. I told her there's no such thing. So instead of us having sex right away, she decides to educate me on shallow vaginas for like 15 minutes while we were both naked. I didn't know that was actually a thing. We proceeded to naks but the amount of times she repeated to 'be careful' really put me off like, am I actively trying to kill you?

Needless to say, I enjoyed the egusi better.

Pata ni logo benz



(Sorry I couldn't hold it in) 😂

I met a very beautiful lady not to long ago. Our friendship is purely platonic (I haven't seen and don't have any intention of seeing and beyond her underwear). I find her attractive physically but have no feelings whatsoever (just to clear the reader). She always says she doesn't want kids. I'm thinking it's because she schooled abroad and their non-culture lifestyle there has entered her head. I was forced to ask if she had reproductive issues. She said no. Which African doesn't want kids? Can there be true happiness in a marital union without children?

Can you marry or date such a person who is very clear on not wanting offspring?

AbuAeesha:
One imaginary Saint obi is yet to see anything wrong in these extrajudicial killings in his region, not to talk about calling them to order

I swear. During his campaign and after the elections, not once has he addressed the issue. It speaks volumes

PlayerMeji:
Yet... They are quick to call others Betrayers...

While all through their life, they are HYPOCRITES... doing exactly that thing they accuse others of...

See as this boy destroyed the Ekeremadu family with his selfishness and greed. Now, father, mother, doctor are all awaiting sentences while the sick daughter will be alone to go through life without her parents, though money go dey for her sha...

I'm sorry but you're definitely mad