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Kslib: Analytical
Trustworthy
Self-Assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that
which is of high quality and durable.
Consequently, you like to surround yourself
with little "gems," which you discover
wherever they are overlooked by others.
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life.
You have found your own personal style,
which is elegant and exclusive, free from
the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon
which you base your life, is cultured
pleasure. You value a certain level of culture
on the part of the people with whom you
associate.

Airforce1: Wow!!

Though nothing compared to my fleet of cars... I swear fear go catch some people.

physise: phones with front camera can skype

DONFAITH: What were u doing with ur daughter on her bed, ur wife own done too wide? Cheiii! NLers must here this

BIGVAJINA: . SINCE i have not cheated on my husband this year?

lomaxx: On behalf of this honourable house, I , the Ntanta Offiong of Nairaland , welcome you to this honourable assembly of bright minds carefully selected and strategically positioned in various universities home and abroad.

As tradition demands, we don't receive our medical kinsmen with empty hands. How do you like it? Brandy or Tequila ?

deols: thank you sir.

But how does it work here? care to brief me?

abrahym: i heard it coming to samsung user first.
Good news already have samsung android phone 4.1
bad news samsung will be very expensive in market

Emzybrown: aww you are too cold why cant you quietly comprehend and digest my write up...anyway typical frustrated human being

ajasa4link: iDOOR or iLEKUN, Wetin matter be say dem Don chop part of the apple wey dey d body,no be full apple o bros

deols:

thanks to aluta for inviting me here.

Never knew this thread existed.

bin gbagbo: BOOM, its the 2013 edition of BIG BROTHER JOKES.

WE BRING YOU 15 OF THE FINEST JOKERS HERE IN THIS SECTION TO LIVE IN THE HOUSE FROM TODAY TILL THE 6TH OF OCTOBER 2013 WHERE THE CONTESTANT WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF VOTES WILL BE CROWNED THE WINNER.

[color=#006600]FIRST PRIZE = FREE RETURN TICKET TO Dubai!!

Siena: There doesn't have to be any warning as to when trains would begin using the lines. Only a móron would park an automobile on train tracks, so please, blame the idiót who chose to park his / her car there. He / she actually put people's lives at risk, the train could have derailed, with catastrophic results.

In a sane country, he / she would have been arrested, and if there was loss of life, would be facing manslaughter charges.

So I can't see why you'd be annoyed, your anger should be directed at the owner of the "parked" car!

AVVS: Just bought (htc)mytouch 4g...fu**k!!! i thought it's 4.2v but it's 2.2v(froyo)...yeah i'm learner but what can't i do that 4.2v(jelly bean) can do Pals?