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Aren't we really in the end of days Jokes apart....

I still can't think of how someone wants to get infected with HIV, haven't they seen pictures and videos of patients with stage III/ IV AIDS??

Someone still posted how happy he was testing positive on Facebook.......

Na Wa ooooooooo

Hbd idowu, lots of love.....

I lost my parents while I was in school, but the most painful was that of my mother...... she was my all-in-all!!!

I still miss her every single day of my life!!!!! Since 2006.....

RIP maami!!!

booqee: the death of my immediate elder bro six months ago. It was painful cos thats the first time i'd experience d death of a really close loved one. Worse still is the fact dat he was very healthy two days b4 he died. Common purging?! Who could've believed it was just purging dat led to his death?! Its still fresh and painful cos no one expected death for such a thing. To worsen the case, he's my birthday mate. My first ever. Rip b.j

Sorry about that.....

Lomaxx, alutacontinua, Dominique, booqee, and bunmioguns!!!!!

prem love: So nigeria has alot of moslem in the world no wounder there are lot of nusanse in nigeria stupid moslem with there devilish religiou

So your hatred for Muslims made you murder the English language?

Next time, get your facts right before you jump around hating other people's beliefs.....

charleymed: Today is my birthday, please join me and celebrate oh

Hbd llnp

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ZIM DRILL: simple in tiptronic mode you just tap the shifter either UP (+) or DOWN (-)

If you are in gear 2 and tap UP (+) if shifts to gear 3 repeat the same for higher gears

for shifting down tap DOWN (-) eg from 4th gear to 3rd

Thank you sir, no need to release your foot from the throttle......

Most new cars with auto tranny usually have the tiptronic transmission installed with it. I believe it is an alternative that allows the driver to engage gears manually, by tipping the lever upwards to increase gears and downwards to decrease it.....

Now the question: since there is no clutch, how do we shift gears Or do we use the button on the gear lever to shift

Car gurus and petrol-heads?

Hey, what's good here??

Dr lomaxx, Dr. Alutacontinua, there is one very important issue you guys fail to add always...... PRAYER!!!!!!!

you can never make it as a medical student without God on your side, Christian or Muslim.....

I once had a classmate who was so brilliant, he was the overall best student while he was in the polytechnic, he gained admission to study geology, but his passion for medicine drove him wild..... however he was given anatomy..

But that didn't stop him, he crossed over to medicine (Cos of his terribly high GPA )... in the end, he repeated the 2nd year and was withdrawn in the third. Year,,,,,,,,

What's the point? Look at me, I am not as stuffy as lomaxx, but by God's blessings, mercy and favour, I scaled through all the bitter years of medical school.....

peeps, always put God first, never be proud to others, always respect your seniors and lecturers, read well, attend classes and practicals, form group discussions, but PRAY PRAY AND PRAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!!!!

I'll be back, this nurse wants to kiss me....

lomaxx: Dockeeeeyyyyyy

Hey Bro, How's the thread, I see u're giving the blastocysts tips and hints to become full-term docs!!! Keep up the good work......

alutacontinua will be so proud of you!!!!

Hi.

Congrats to everyone that made it, especially medical students.....

May God be with us all!!!!

[quote author=segs_inc]Mine is not working...tried calling customer care..couldnt get throuhg. I hope they've not blocked it.[/quote]Who is this, why call customer care, do you want them to finally block it

Some nairalanders need serious spanking with a high tension wire

realsammie: Abi o we don hear.


































but why post it here this is J.S for christ sake.





















go home to mama little kid

Who be dis??

Realsammie you again

Wetin I do u Nah, all the time u always attack me

marvelling: Indomie contains BHT & BHA smh for nigeria. They are just killing us and nafdac is doing nothing.

I thought indomie contains monosodium glutamate Let me go and. Check.....

Is it the thunder that killed them or lightning.....

I used to think I was attacked spiritually.....

Looks like everythng always has a scientific explanation

[quote author=hybee_noni][/quote]Did u just call me an aboki

johnstar: nd hu told u most gals change der smeln pants everday , sum gals wey go wear pants for 4days.....

Like your wife abi

Emytex boy: may be your lower dichotomy dey smell funny most often :Lol

Nope, I got no form of body or pubic odor, that's how I am

saintdeby: But ur blokos small well well o my guy...... lol.

Who is this?

Are u new here

Okay, just leave me alone with your girlfriend.......

Virgin Finder: [size=24pt]SIGN OF END TIME...

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Wallahi

I'll be happy if glo provides better and cheaper alternatives for data, Cos the glo bounce 30MB ish is not it at all.......

Imagine using up the 30MB within 30mins.......

lomaxx: Definition: Love is defined as a state of emotional allure characterised by acute to chronic feelings of affection for the opposite or same gender.

Aetiology
The cause of love is unknown. However, different studies have linked phenotypic features like financial ability, sweet voice, pretty face, firm mammaries, protuding gluteus, smooth hands, nice smell and [s] ability to talk your way into her pants [/s]

Epidemiology
Love occurs worldwide. Widespread incidence across all continents with no geographic predisposition.

It is prevalent in both urban and rural areas.

Occurs in all ages and sex - but higher incidence between 12 and 48 years. Occurs in male and females equally with no genetic predisposition.

However, males have a higher rate of progression than females. High risk population are students

Pathophysiology
The aetiopathogenetic pathway of love starts from a visual impulse detected by the eye which forms an image of the female on the retina.

This leads to widespread activation of the autonomic nervous system. Parasympathetic activation leads to a transient decrease in heart rate, drooling, and an erec.tile response.

Subsequent activation of the sympathetic nervous system leads to increased heart rate, sweaty palms and bladder wall relaxation and increased glucose availability via gluconeogenesis and glycogenolysis. Muscles now acquire energy via ATP to move towards the direction of stimilus.

Hello's are said, interest is declared and phone numbers are exchanged which will lead to a date and subsequent strategy for exchange of body fluids

Clinical features
Transient tarchycardia, sweaty palms, urinary incontinence, drooling, itchy palms, priapism

Diagnosis
Love is a clinical diagnosis.

Treatment
It is a self-limiting disease. Patient is advised to allow the disease to run it's full course. No definitive treatment.

Prognosis
Positive prognostic factors are diverse for both gender.

For males, best prognostic markers are : money, money, money.

Temporary but good prognostic markers with sweet mouth, good lovemaking skills and caring heart

For females: best prognosis markers with good IQ,good sense of humour, beauty, protruding but appropriate gluteus, heavenly mammaries

Poor prognosis for females are : flat pectoral region, flat gluteus, hyperactive mouth and poor IQ.

After now, people will say I am stuffy.....

Alutacontinua really deserves you......

hannas2010: A 44 year old builder presents with weakness
over the past 48 hours A neurological exam reveals the following
(N=normal): Upper Limbs Lower Limbs Right Left Right Left Tone N reduced N N Power (MRC) 4/5 4/5 3/5 4/5 Coordination N N N N Sensation Fine touch Proprioception N N N N N N N N Reflexes Biceps triceps supinator - (absent) - (absent) + - (absent) - (absent) + with reinforcement Knee Ankle Plantar - (absent) - (absent) down - (absent) - (absent) down Which of the following is the most likely diagnosis? a. Polio
b. Motor Neurone disease
c. Myasthenia gravis
d. Stroke
e. Multiple sclerosis
f. Creutzfeldt Jacob disease g. Guillain Barre Syndrome

Likely motor neurone disease

Scam alert!!!!

jamb has now taken over the right to admit students......

I implore the mods to take down this thread......

How much