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Yustash001:
Is he still conscious?...I don't think this is for real o

Its very possible....

He did that so that doctors won't injure those parts of the brain that control hand precision.....

If the surgeon mistakenly hits that area, the man becomes paralyzed and signals it to the doc, who quickly corrects it if need be...

That's why doctors must be paid higher than lawyers, engineers and bankers....

And that's why doctors are awesome... Agree or die!!!

Cc: lalasticlala

Following.....

*buys land, spreads mat, brings popcorn along with viju milk, looks for one babe to chat up!!! *

lonelydora:
Thanks Bro. That's the spirit of Car talk gurus. ***RESPECT***

Haaaa, me I'm not a car talk guru ooo....

When my ogas are here, a little me go come talk say I be guru....

Abeg make we no derail thread jare

lonelydora:
I no gree I no gree na him dey tear shirt. Sorry Oga. I didn't mean to bash you. I said it outta of sarcasm.

Now go, and sin no more....

lonelydora:
Don't mind him, he never travel out before.

And you actually made sense with this post

Siena:
...You're wrong. There are fuel tankers in developed countries.

Thanks, I will delete that statement.....

This is why president buhari was emphasizing the repair of pipelines....

If the pipelines were functional, we won't see anything called fuel tankers.....

Buhari should rehabilitate the pipelines, then other transports should be by rail, and rail only...

Then ban road tankers for good....

That's my presidio.....

And my first lady!!!

Haters can go and piss on a transformer

Quote me and quench.....

Deshannel:
I'm sorry, come again?

I bought three Deo Milano sneakers for 6500 plus free delivery in their recent app promo. It turns out those shoes were worth 6k each when the promo was over in the app.
Konga is the king of App sales. #Respect

So that means I really dulled myself!!!!

RIP engine

PresidentT:
Apt. I don't even bother checkin them again. Konga is simply miles better though they equally need to improve.

And they really need to improve....

Their recent app sale promo was also a hogwash!!!

I'm a konga fan, but we really have to call a spade what it is.....

Konga needs to buckle up, while jumia needs to close shop!!!!

Berrymoss:
.i became a Nl today. Am so excited

And you are very pretty.....

maxjax:
It was poorly designed n organised

Wallahi you make sense, your head dey dere

In fact take....

Really missed this game, so I downloaded it and I'm playing, just to refresh old memories!!!!

Dekatron:
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I know that OP would make us proud



This is why : ENGINEERING BOYS ROCK!!

I AM PROUDLY AN ENGINEERING STUDENT & AN ENGINEER TO BE.


Why can't they pay us the same amount doctors get? We solved hordes of equations, drew diagrams like no tomorrow,Did trivial and crazy assignment!!

THIS IS OCCUPATIONAL INEQUALITY!! This same Engineering makes money ONLY TO BE PAID TO DOCTORS and PEANUTS to US.


GO HUG TRANSFORMER if you are hating. I know my brothers agree

I will give you one million naira if you can repair an engine while its running....

If by definition of SEXY the op means HEAVILY ENDOWED in the chest region, then I totally agree....

The op is a madman...

Quote me and die!!!

Shamoo100:
Last last e no work.. Scam!... Ahbi anybody get?

E no work jare, all na hogwash!!!!

Save up and buy at the normal rate, it pays than giving yourself unnecessary sinus tachycardia....

I want to order for infinix hot, please what's the code

Kkk

SeverusSnape:
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Woooow, congrats, I never knew you were thinking DULL!!!!!

Choooooi!!!!

That yansh don spoil?

Her man can never enjoy the döggy style anymore...

Its what's under the hood that turns me on....

I love sexy engines....

Onegai:
I'm not saying all doctors in Nigeria are half-baked, all I'm saying is that I have 2 Consultant Paeditricians, One dermatologist, One cardiovascular surgeon, one Neonatal surgeon, one Pharmacist and all their friends and more as relatives and close friends.

And all of them have continually insisted I know precisely what any doctor attending to me is doing because they don't trust most of their peers and most will not leave the care of their loved ones to random doctors. And every single one of them trained in Nigeria, taught in LUTH or whatever teaching hospital and most left due to disillusionment. So they are not talking about places they have never been to.

Is this the first time we have heard of such medical issues? Isn't it better to regulate yourself, so people don't keep demonising you? Isn't it better to remove the bad eggs from the crate, so the rest doesn't spoil? Shouldn't we'll stop being so defensive ( I mean, seriously, you are defending washing a bit mark with Lux soap, something perfumed, had Isopropyl Alcohol 71% or higher finshed inside market?)

Doctors on this thread, is this the first time you've heard people complain? Be honest, don't you think there's something wrong with our Healthcare system and perhaps you and other medical staff are part of it?

Babe, I understand you perfectly...

I have a friend that was prescribed propranolol because she had palpitations....

When I probed further, I found out she had anxiety disorder with mild depression because she lost her mom, which means she didn't need any beta blockers, even counselling would suffice....

So I know what some docs can do.....

But as Nigerians, we must all realize that there are also bad engineers, bad teachers, bad politicians, even bad s3x!!!!

We can't say because there is an oil stain on the dress, we burn it.....

Kinfunfun22:
Thank you sir. And to think she's a doctor that claims to practice in the US. Babyosisi is a certified quack!!!!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS??

I know a lot of docs on nairaland, and I have never seen or heard a babyosisi.....

Madness..... Very common, yet perceived as rare!!! (Lagusta)

FredBloggs:
to cut the long story short, the nurses are angels, the doctors are demons with green horns!

Please ask her again ooo....

babyosisi:
I was bitten by a snake on campus at about 8 PM at night while walking down a dark road with my bobo
My boyfriend tied his shirt on my leg and carried me on his manly shoulders to the medical center on campus
On getting there,no doctor,the ambulance had no fuel
The nurse used lux soap and cleaned the spot where's I was bitten
The nurses were coming every 5-10 minute to check if I was still alive
3 hours later,the ambulance came and took me to the teaching hospital's accident and emergency unit
I was seen by the house officer on call,who took notes and went away
The consultant,his residents and students on rotation came on their rounds about 9 AM
The doctor asked the time of the bite, I told him,he asked what type of snake,duh,said if the snake was poisonous I should have died hours ago and he discharged me.

That was my experience

And that's the bloody truth....

Look, doctors in Nigeria are not well-equipped, yes, but that doesn't mean we are half-baked....

The nurse examined the wound to see if there are fang marks, and when she saw none, with no signs of envenomation (bleeding diastasis, cyanosis, etc) she knew it was a non-poisonous snake...

But she still did the correct thing, she referred to a higher health centre where consultants could review you, and you were given a clean sheet of health....

And you are here complaining about doctors....

Instead of you to thank God you are alive, and it wasn't a rattlesnake that bit you

9blast:
BARELY A DAY AFTER MY INITIAL WRITE UP ON THE GBENGA ALARAN AND JUSTIN YVES UKWU CASE, I HEARD THAT ANOTHER STUDENT OF UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN DIED AS A RESULT OF NEGLECT AND REFUSAL BY HEALTH WORKERS OF THE UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN TEACHING HOSPITAL TO ATTEND TO HER BECAUSE THEY ARE ON STRIKE.

IMAGINE, A TEACHING HOSPITAL IS ALSO PART OF THOSE WHO CHOSE TO IGNORE PATIENTS JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY ARE ON STRIKE. I THOUGHT DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE MEANT TO SAVE LIVES FIRST AND ASK QUESTIONS LATER, GUESS I WAS WRONG!
HOW LONG WILL THESE CONTINUE? HOW LONG WILL WE CONTINUE TO LOSE LIVES OF INNOCENT INDIVIDUALS, BE IT STUDENTS OR NOT?

WE WANT REFORMS, WE KEPT ON CLAMOURING FOR CHANGE BUT THAT IS NOT HAPPENEING. WHO KNOWS WHO THE NEXT VICTIM MIGHT BE?

NOW PEOPLE GET SCARED ABOUT GOING TO HOSPITALS FOR CHECKUPS BECAUSE MOST OF THE HEALTH WORKERS ACT LIKE “TIN GODS”. IF IT’S NOT VERBAL ABUSE, IT’S GOING TO BE REFUSAL OF ATTENTION. ALL THESE HAS TO STOP, AND IT HAS TO START NOW, OR ELSE NIGERIAN STUDENT MIGHT BE FORCED TO RTAKE LAWS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS AND THE RESUT OF THAT WOULD BE FATAL.

CALLING FOR ALL HANDS TO BE ON DECK, ALL FORMS OF INJUSTICE BEING METTED OUT ON HOSPITAL PATIENTS HAS TO STOP, NOW!!!
MEANWHILE,I'LL GET MORE INFO ON THE UNILORIN STUDENT'S CASE.

#JUSTICE-4-JUSTIN
SIGNED: AYOBAMI EMMANUEL

I would only reply this one.....

I am a medical doctor, working in a state hospital, and I graduated from UITH....

Please next time, find out the main reason why doctors went on strike, before pointing accusing fingers....

Moreover, there are lots of hospitals at the tanke-GRA-post office axis, so why taking him to a far place like UITH, with the traffic and co....

Please let's talk

Utchgirl:
A furu m n'ike uwa agwugwo gi.


Efulefu




koyeribe

Okay okay, no need to drag this like spoilt little kids....

Nice meeting you by the way....

Utchgirl:
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Ikun e bi ikoko akure...

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