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Ole fowl!! This foto has been on the internet since forever, mtchew!!

eleko1:
Thank God,some pipu for mistake the bird as winch from their village and kill the innocent bird.

if it landed in the east, ah! Supersticious believers, no stories, killd, pourd holly water and burnt, thn they'l be waitn to hear dat one old woman just died, in the west, they'l catch it alive and hang on its neck for sale, thn sharply person don buy am. My point is wher d bird land folo save am. Dem de feed am meat and fish ke.,.. German bird

Well lucky u! Discuss it wit him den u can draw urselfs a roaster, 2days on one day off, in this case i guess its in and out lol and then after a month u can throw in one weekend for free. Somtin of a bonanza. oh btw dats hw we get power around here at first we protestd whc he would but den we got used to it ovr time givn the human capacity to adapt.

Donkunxex:
U are a true arsenal fan... I see no reason why arsenal fans should be rejoicing like it had been coming all dis while.... D team played nothing... Just guardiolas tactical approach at d end gave arsenal d momentum... I still stand on d fact dat arsenal cannot stand arturo vidal and xabi alonso..

mtchew, how is he a real fan abi a real mumu fan, its calld adaptation, wenger deliberately change his style of play becos he wants to beat munchen and knws he'll loose if arsenal play regular footbal bayern is fastr, he'l loos the bulk of his players if they pull a counter wit arsenal playin ful offenc the reason he playd 451 makin sure the 5 constantly fal back meanin whn bayern attack he needs 9men near defenc line in a bid to try and capitaliz on a countr to get the advantage. Dat was the trick, u just kip tryn and tryin and tryn it ovr n ovr especially while he has good playr in front.

Yksoul:
TEACH HIM AND MAYBE WATCH PORN TOGETHER,FOR HIM TO LEARN THE PROCESS OF GETTING BOTH OF U SEXUALLY SATISFIED,I MEAN THE KISSING,MASSAGING....BEFORE INSERTION

op skip this comment, unles u wan reduce am to 30sec. First and formost, reduce sugar from him diet, 2ndly if it takes up to a week be4 una mate chances are he'll come earlier the first round but subsequent he should last longer, by the way how many rounds una de rumble per section? Cos u really shouldnt complain much if una de reach 4. Buttom line is to master the art of lastin in bed u need to hump each oda wella, his mind will adjust. finally he might need somtin to boost libido

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Lost Planes & Ships in Bermuda Triangle

op u forgot to add dat it does not exist, wel at least anymore. the united state board on geographical name neva recognized it, in 2013 the world wide fund for nature identified 10 most dangerous shippin lanes in the world and the bermuda didnt make the list. Today it is one of the most traveld shippin lanes and flown route. I surpose the aliens quit their abduction job. Lol

Ayibaba1:
I am just thinking aloud, how comfortable are these regalias worn by Sanusi, especially in the scorching sun! Man's aspiration sometime could be unbelievable, Sanusi could aspire to be president of Nigeria or governor of Kano with his intelligence and carriage, yet he chose to be an emir, a custodian of culture.

Some thought, i surpose its more honorabl not to even mention prestigeous to be sarkin kano. Neva mind the respect how abt the humility, like u said he could hav aspired to be anytin given his status he chose to be a costodian of culture, and to tink that he fought so hard for it, almost cost him his life. Hmm! He looks dignified!

shifu !! 101% sure. the keys i call 'em but again like i'v alwys said, crafts doesnt matter somuch if one is a big enough star. Not necessarily bovi, but in ur own way, ur offic , ur class be a star and finally the biggy, as being a guy, it doesnt matter what peopl r sayn about u as far as they are talkn abt u. And yes the googl part i so lov, google hav givn me more booty than i hav given myself. Lots of testimonies of google inspired booty triumph.

OkparaJesus:
I trust myself. I will kill him indirectly the way I allowed a gay guy who was beaten to bleed to death at the hospital. I pretended as a busy nurse but indirectly allowed him to enter into shock. He died I was just being sorry but within me I was the happiest man on earth that afternoon.

ur a monsterous murderous stupid senseless little wizard, what has ur job got to do wit sexual orientation, quack fuckin judas! If u truly did dat may his blood forevr be on ur head.

Snowangel4:
K...thanks

ur welcom

Snowangel4:
Somehow

or so u tink, no offnc angel, u probably just hav'nt felt wht it feels like to hav a good friend, i mean a man, a chick, any sex nt a bed mate. The gift of friendshp, funny, life has so many phases hon. No1 wins all, perhaps u tried it be4 n it faild dont giv up on it. Friendshp might yet be recokoned the master piece of nature

Niggas r enraged he gave up the cock bitches r jealous he now carries around a puccy. For all thos sayn he's not welcomed here in 9ja maybe its the reason he's in a place wher peopl accept him. If its of any consolation, Ur reactions r exactly as it is surposed to be provin socrates right, travel around the world, see diffent culture, meet people diffrnt. Try out cuisines various, u might yet believ homosexuality is not an abomination afterall not to mention transgender. Thats why the us has triumphd somuch, they take u for who u r, allow u ur rights, diffrnt religions n fetishes. God bless america

mutter:
Sorry I dont mean to offend you but I had to read your write- up several times to even understand what you were trying to make out.

If the like of you are fishes, I can only say, Thank God !! Thank the Lord ! that I am giving birth to my frogs and they don't get corrupted by "spyn" on the likes of you.

no matter! u'lld not be the first person to say dat, sometimes people don't understand wht I say kinda makes me degenerate but wht the hell normalcy is afterall overrated. have a great day ma'am

mutter:
Sorry I think more than just the moment. No responsible man in Nigerian society will circulate a picture of himself like that. If he were a musician maybe but not with a so sober profession.
I asked my kid's what they would think if they saw a picture of their dad that way. The response was obvious.
What might be fun of the moment for you is detrimental long term.

Am glad u said u asked ur kids, we should ask his kids don't u tink, if the man n his wife r both in on this, calling it fun damning the consequnces of wat u called long term detriment, thr's a 60pecnt chanc his kids would laugh n admire the love daddy had for mummy. Its not my idea ma'am its genetics. A frog cannot give birth to a fish evnthough aftr looking at her tadpoles she tinks at last all my time living wit fishes n spyn for dem on land finally paid off. Plus if its of any consolation I tink part of the reason they let this one out might be becos nether of thr faces really appeard

Joy1706:
I don't expect my partner to do that cos I can't wash any man's underwear as a matter of fact

Oh pls, u should try it sometime, women do it all the time somuch so it left me in a state of delirium until I heard its extremly therapeutic

Lol!! U'v got lots of advices here to choose frm man thr's probably no need for more, let's say am proferin an advic here whc I definately am not but hypothetically if I am I'lld say wait one week if no claims spend it like its yours, your acc, your moni but I am not allowd to give u such an advic sidin my morals

Interested, der4alle@gmail.com

U duckd thr tails like rottweilers, too short

christinie:
Why the outburst?

Its simpl swithat, u might be a virgin no doubt, I used to think its somtin peopl tend to keep secret not rub it on othr peopl's faces n relish it especially whn ur not asked. Thr r virtues dat mattr in life like humility, graciousness, compassion, forgivness. Am sorry if I kinda antagonizd u but I tot u should hav been more gracious, for my money u sounded like a swell pharisee. No offenc. One last advic honey, don't let this virginity tin consume u, u might be carried away and forget many small tins dat count the most. imbibe many many good virtues cos at the end the physical one would be lost in a blink the ones dat can neva be lost are those inside of u ever and if ur over 24 I pray God helps u carry it through till ur weddn night.

christinie:
My body is undefiled from my hair to toes (complete virginity) so I have never kissed.

U completely fogot the question n dabbled into somtin else in a bid to tell evry1 ur toe is virgin. Smug!!!! U missed som lessons in ur english class virginia!!

So cute, how much man?

PunkyVeer:
You must look like Zeus! Indecent proposals only happen in movies.This story is very hard to believe but I'll play along. It's either 1) they're swingers, 2)they want to spice up their sex life by having a 3 some & for some reason you fit the bill, AND finally 3) maybe the boss is actually gay & wants to tap YOUR @ss.

U left one out
4. The boss is a perv dat like to watch som1 and his sluty wife mate like rabbits

Location?

tunergy:
When you talk about knowing your rights, i believe you are talking about knowing your rights as a citizen against govt, corporate bodies/organizations etc,
What about citizen against citizen

The truth is there is no law in this land, and it is so bad that anyone can do anything to anybody and nothing can be done about it.

SMH!!! Uh! That how our prisons keep prolifirating with innocent peopl most of whc hav no one to stick out for dem.. Its such a shame. I feel terible

WhoBeThisMan:
This is wrong. Nigerians I smh!!! Why on earth will a soldier force a driver to be rolling in the floor?? And the op is here saying "I want to use this medium to commend the Nigerian army blah blah blah..."

Even though the driver was wrong, the soldier has no right to pinish him like that. He could have simply handed him over to the police.

Nigerians know your right!!!

Knw ur right, knw ur right, if I hav a nickle for evrytime I heae som1 say dat. Truth is, more n more nigerians r becoming imformd man, most r jst afriad given the kind of country we live in where it is not abt ur rights as a citizen somuch as it is abt how much u hav in ur bank account. This is one part of the military am so ashamed of, neva mind this traffic problems one encounters wit dem, how abt the camouflage tin, if u somuch as wear a camo, ur dead meat, hav evn seen whr soldiers beat som1 up for having a camouflage handkerchief, a handkerchief for gods sake. Its abhoring!!!

The op should check himself into a mental facility for being insensitiv. I mean it in a good way

If u had a female, say a slant backd german shephard, would u hav her spayed so that she wouldnt be entertaining male visitors and forget ur security duties, I doubt the ansa comes easily, am sure u'll put her in a cage prayin and fasting she comes into heat fastr so dat u'll cash out on her.

EggovinMma:
Lmao.My mom is very emotional. She only complains but if you hit her dog, she comes after you with brimes and stones. .Dog wey she named Mopol? This dog is so stubborn and funny. My mom prefers to use charcoal to cook outside the house, so ,so some times she carelessly may leave the pot of meat on the floor.Other dogs wouldn't dare, they can only sniff and wish from afar, but not 5 months old Mopol. Him go carry the full pot enter him cage .No soup for my dad that day o.

In a big house where it's mom dad and three dogs, na WAR! Wait till dey start fighting over Mopol who happens to be the only male. .NO BE SMALL FIGHT OOO . THE whole flower pots, garden and dried foodstuffs will be scattered everywhere.

Spread your clothes close to their cave at your own peril
They will turn it to duve at night.

I hav sat down smiling tryin to imagine the whole scenerio wit mopol and his pack yet I feel my imagination is still a poor substitute for reality not to mention how impassioned u r abt the whole tin wit ur wondrful story, well I guess like mother like daughter isn't so far fetchd aftrall. How much pets hav crept into our lifes, ur parents r hav'n somuch fun.

EggovinMma:
A rot that doesn't bark? Even mixed breeds are trouble some. That your rot na yeye
My mom bought a 2 months old rot and currently he is 5 months and already bringing HELL.He is very stubborn and everywhere! Fights with other dogs a d everything. What he does now is to dig up pits for my mom to fall in .

Hahahaahahaha, dis just crackd mi up, my favorite part is whr is said he now dig pits up for ur mum to fall in, I just can't stop laughn. If ur a christian my advic would be for u to tell ur mum to be prayerful and quote the scriptures regularly, lol!! For starters, provs 26v27 "whoso dat diggeth a pit shall fall by it" this should do the trick.

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lahit14:
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