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chucky234:
The problem between Cats and rats started the day Disney created Tom & Jerry.....
lol

Actually the main problm is becos rats hav neva been pet materials so cats often seen them as rodent intruders.

The pastor is a fake trust me, its very clear women r more gullible than men, most pastors knw this so they use it to hold dem girls, if u hav girls, guys will alwys come to ur church. That's why most peopl having marine spirit, sexual, seductive spirits r ladies. Its a shame u love her somuch, if u don't marry her sooner am afriad u might loose her. Pastors hav all the powers but this particular pastor was careless wit his words in public forgeting that she's a young woman with all the world infront of her.its a shame!

Flee frm evry form of temptation guy, lol!! In the first place my wife can neva and will neva bring in this kind of maid. Naija women don wise.

mazimee:
So you mean dogs can't be disciplined? Urinating in a bucket of water is is a flimsy reason? I see...

Yes he's right, he used flimsy, I'll use stupid especially while he hasn't fully bonded with them. He should hav been more interested in geting really close with dem and instillin his dominance over them. That way whn he beats or even kick them they coutau.

Gideonaigbe:
Elbow dypslasia

Lol! Since his talking abt the front leg(fore limb)

@op, hip dypslasia just like the name happens at the hind limb. The hips

miremoses:
clap for yourself

Lol!!

twosquare:
Use the Canadian Godaddy hosting over 60 million websites. I once used a Nigerian host, till now, can't access my website nor the host website.. All down.. Guy deactivated his account on NL and disappeared into thin air....

Lol!! No be small tin

olisafincy:
naija golden retriever.

Hahahaahahahaahahahahah!!! Couldn't u hav just told him u tot his dogs r pure breed ekuke's instead of callin them naija golden retrievers...

Zzyco:
Lalasticlala na robot..

Lol!! This really crackd me up

The combo badt. Whr dem pups?

I only prefer the starlets wit daf engines!

How much?

stancod:
Almighty God forbade it. It's in the bible

Where?

stancod:
Sex during period is forbidden

If I may, who forbade it? U wana see the real animal in ur woman, do it in her period. If u can't handle the blood coming out of dat hideous hole like some1 said, consider doin it in the shower.

All the dogs r just super, german shephard n rott, d rott is adorable

jstrollet:
@ Lahit14[b][/b] Yeah! They're lovely but very very tough. Caught them on high 90mtr mast

I'lld love to hve one of the babies?

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They are actually Kites, got Super Falcons also the fastest birds on earth. see pic below[/quote]They'r lovly, whr did u catch dem frm?

How sure are you that those are actually eagles?

Tallesty1:
Because they've oil wells in their stomach.

Lol! Oil wells indeed

I'v done a lot of research on the subject matter and hv found out a lot.
U knw wht our elders say abt a toad neva coming out during the day.

Met this laady black beautiful well bobied n seriously backasied. Got to knw eachoda aftr somedays we went out on a date aftrwhc we decided unanimously to adjourn to my cozy little hut. cut to, d foreply kickd in somuch so she was almost beggin to be humpd. Den I went down thr n found she was barely lubricated I touchd n got tired n couldn't wait anylongr so I look for baby oil to help lubricate. Aft evrytin she told me herself that she's been like tht she hardly lubricates naturally. She just in her mid 20's. Hence my research, I found thr are ctually women that don't lubricate much, thr estrogen level is lower or somtin also found posible treatments including lubes to aid lubrication.
This was somwht shocking to me given she's the only woman I'v met like that.
I really need ladies to coment perhaps wit possible remedies and or permanent solutions. the education would help a lot of people.
Talkin abt the lubes, I also read a lot of risks involved with constant usage and I like the lady as it turns out I might resort to using lubes but the risks involved leaves me on a tilt. Am confused ok

evegran:
I don't wish that.
Fine. I give up.

You guys are too dumb to comprehend simple English. I rather paint my nails than reply faceless losers.

U finally gav up, was looking forward to dat. For wht its worth, u are beautiful!! No botoxed silicon boobed face lifted tummy fat evacuated white woman is ur match..... My opinion, my fone, my keypad, my fingers, my choice, my resolve. Let no quote me saying shit

Pet deer?? Dat deer looks like its in bondage, look how dat hand held all its limbs. Poor deer!!

MrDojo:
No disrespect to women bt I don't see d@ happening in Nigeria any time soon....for the nxt 20yrs @ least..

Lol next 20year, pls stop decieving her, neva mind nigeria, evn the united states in all of their over 200 years of existence hv neva had a voted female president, why did u tink obama won, the real truth is becos it came down to hilary or obama. They decided to finally give the black dude a chance becos deep down they didn't want to go for hilary, in history (1920s) thr has only been one acting female president one edith wilson, woodrow's second wife, she ran the oval offic for 17months after her husband was incapacitated by a massive stroke and back then the US constitution didn't say wht will happen if the president becomes incapacitated (it does now). The only woman that had some reasonable power was the speaker OBJ used power to put, u see wht happnd to her, 144milion setup. If the freeiest country could not evn for once vote a woman president evn if its just to prove a point to the world how then can nigeria, a country driven by relegious believes, pragmatism and prejudice. Nah!!!! So dude could u pls kindly tell the lady the truth by adding one more zero behind ur 20. Its only fair

hardbody:
I guess you are right. We are indeed who we are. I know who you are, so i rest my case. A lost cause.

Nigerian!! If u had responded diffrently I would hv been shocked. I ask u , does a nairalander need to go through evry single coment in a thread to acertain that nobody has made his point be4 he makes his personal input? why should I care whether u addressed my point, neva mind this part, u evn told me to go back n read ur coment, to wht end? say I agreed n went back to read ur coment, then wht??
And then becos I spellt it out in black n white u decided to insult me. Tipically I might just insult u back but it wouldn't give me the satisfaction I want becos in truth u deserve a dirty slap!! Happi sunday

hardbody:
I have addressed this point before. Go back and read my response.

Go back........ whr??!! U must be kiddn me!! Unless am miSsing somtin whc I sincerly doubt. Dude, I just comented in respons to the person I quoted, I don't really care if any1 made a documentry addressing my point.

hardbody:
I think the judgment is very correct but would the 5 years jail term bring back the dead?

Just asking.

To ansa ur question, it wouldn't bring back d dead but it could atleast help somone recosider thr decision to drive undr the influence. Bearing in mind dat ur recklessness can send u to prison.

Ab025:
Size matters abi?

Tell me, how big are ur boobs? Or ur ass? Would u kill ursef cos they are small or average sized? Or were you the one that gave ursef that size?

It matters but sex and life generally doesn't revolves around the size of a joystick!

Fact!!! Considr being a lecturer. U go sabi teach

I needed this laugh op. Tnx!!

Mckandre:
lol, use ur third eye,ur better initiative and tell me if this not a pure breed. talk truth

Lol, if they r for real... Mehn! they r exceptional.

Dat's not a boxed head, its carton head man, if they r legit u'll b a proud carton head rot owner

Gideonaigbe:
Just got to realize getting a horse saves cost and time......when u have a horse u dnt need to be stucked in traffic,u dnt need to buy fuel,no need for repairs,no need to renew ur papers and d count goes.......getting a horse wen small to grow with u would give u joy only d only tin to b bothered is dat u myt need space,wld like to get a horse instead of a car.....dnt know anywhere around lagos to get it....if u do or ve pls halla at me asap,08033023247

Just incase u look for a place in lagos and found none and still wana go all the way north, I I and I could get one for u frm the north, niger or nigeria or argentina. U can keep this option in ur arsenal.