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ATMC:
Go back to Ghana, make money. Invite her, she will come. #she likes money#

U talk as if ur her relative. It probably runs in y'all's blood. Ur monica should have been ATM-B not C cos dis kind of advice only comes frm an ATM Bitch. @OP, is thr any possibility dat ur english played some role howevr little in chasing her?

Allow him one "gwatso" n den pat him on the head n send him on his way.

petkruz:
Some friends or would I say acquaintances are quite shameless. I threw a birthday party @sailors lekki and had prominent friends in attendance including my best friend who didn't hesitate to spend lavishly as he kept ordering drinks and food. I noticed this friend of mine was exceptionally quiet all through, probably observing the whole thing.Next thing I knew she was glued to my buddy,dancing,laughing and all that.I was totally ok with it because everybody was having fun,they exchanged numbers and everybody left happily.I warned her to be careful as he wasn't single!

2 weeks later this lady started insulting the guy,saying all sorts about him,if we are hanging out and he shows up she leaves angrily,this continued for about 4months. I got to find out she went to his mansion several times,they went to all the expensive restaurants in lekki and in 2weeks the guy hit the cookie

The annoying thing now is she wants me to stop being friends with him,someone i'v known since Adam,his fiancee is my friend,he has helped me in so many ways, I can't stop talking to him because of some careless act.

My so-called friend has stopped talking to me,she doesn't hang out anymore,she doesn't call and all but biko is it my fault? Is it a crime I refused to support either of them? We all are adults and solely responsible for our decisions. Should I call both for a hangout to settle the issue? Or ignore completely

@Kpekuz, ur friend is a control freak, she want u to also suffer frm her own stupidity. tell her to go n settle her differences n learn to once in a while block her cunt. Second can ruin a perfect friendship

Pizda!! Nice name

SameMissclassy:
[color=#000050]You didn't love him yet you still decided to date him and spend his money abi? You are a gold digging idiot.

Now you are coming here to ask us stupid questions okwa ya?

What a redundant moronic Ingrate! [/color]

C'mon man, tak it easy on her, I wantd to first ask if u dropd off the sky a monkey and evolution transformd u in 3days perhaps the reason ur not somuch intouch with our present reality but I don't tink its necessary anymore. Dis kinda shiit happns evryday. At OP I tink u should come forward with the truth, his reaction might shock u, especially why he probably already suspects it, no1 deserves this kinda shiit. On a more personal note, I tink its his fault, no woman can somuch as pretend to be my girl for all of 5hours n not eventually fall inlove......

PinkBarbie:
My name is Barbara. I wouldn't do any. If I ever have a reason to cheat on my man, I'd rather talk it out with him, make him understand my needs. If he doesn't change and it's something I can't control, I'll break up and go get it.

On a second thought, how long will one keep breaking up just so you could satisfy your sexual needs? I think this is where maturity comes to play. I'd rather make him understand my plight and he'll try his best to adjust because he loves me.

I see masturbation as a sin against your own body. It's total disrespect to your own self and your partner.

Well said barbieee, I just wantd to read opinions n pass but u left me no choice. Thr's no doubt u whr a very good maths student. It goes without saying......

espn:
OP you are wrong! 1. Show them money 2. Show them money 3. Give them money..
Finally use ur hand to confirm if she's turned on or not!! No time!

I guess this theory works 100% for cheap LovePeddler's

iceberylin:
It's all about coordination...
Truth is you hit a girl cause of kitten.. Even ya wife needs to be fuc ked to make kids.

U missd somtin "fuc ked steadly well to make kids

I think I hav to say a "WOW" too man or maybe I should just add a damn!!!

miremoses:
whats its temperament like

U de ask temprament, how many agressive slants gsd's hav u seen. Am yet to see one

Mcslize:
Pls can we get in touch on PMs? You could be of help on one particular damsel forming hard to get. I inspired when I saw this your post. Help a Nigga out!

This really cracked me up. Bros pls help a nigga out

gynny:
well i'll need to re-assess my relationship. I always felt a relationship is suppose to be a patnership, with both sides contributing to make it work. I guess i've been doing his part for sometime nw. Thanks!

Thr's no such tin as a 50/50 relationshp dear, don't let any1 tell u different. One person has to carry the relationshp, somtimes just like yours the women do the carrying but its not alwys fair, most times just like you now, she becomes weary n complains becos in truth dat is not her part to play. Women r ear beings I often say n men r eye beings. U need to fill a womans ear up to overflow dats Y ur ears r itching n only a man dat truely loves a woman can tak the time to lavish her wit words n in return she does almost anytin he wants.

Goin through a lot at work, stress might be possibl causes like many hav said, for me its a lie. Not for a man dat is truely inlove wit a woman. Love is a form of motivation, a man can steal moment amist his very busy schedule to call his lover. Like u said ur the one carrying the relationshp whc is not appropriate. Women r only surposed to respond to a mans love. A man is surposed to love the woman more.

lilmizwierd:
yup

Lol!!! U made me smile. I was just being naughty, don't mind me. Enjoy the rest of ur evening n goodluck in finding ur hamster.

lilmizwierd:
I find little things adorable

Some of us run a very old operating system in our minds, no offenc dear, I just hav one question, don't get me wrong I love rodents somuch. Abt ur finding littl tins adorable does it also include small diicks. Just curious!!

Mzdivacious:
bro are u kidding? imagine someone cutting off half of ur lil finger while u wide awake n then sm1 else says 'no,they didnt cut it well,d finger shd be completely gone' shoroniyen

Whtevr I said was just to counter ur claim dat a woman still has a clit even after circumstition. U interpreted it differently.

barcaboi:
Remember kerry? The 'transformed' caucasian. .....This is his puppy Klaus at 6weeks; there are more where this came from....
For parent's pix chk (kerry and Bella (Yomme's dog).... www.nairaland.com/2690572/kerry-puppies-dope....ready-pick-up
knyte prodeegee Eveezy Dogsworld
chucky234 kuzee Darmiloaded
JADO93 booqee peyton84 atoleybaba
Nursy Seun tunergy sonofananimal1
plentykola jeff1607 lahit14
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pics: Klaus and my guy peyton84; mad breeder.....

Wow!!! This is beautiful. If dat dog was human, thr would be no words enough for gratitude. U changed its life now it can evn sire a pup. U must not see a blind man regain sight be4 u believ in miracles. Congrats man u'v wrought a miracle.

Myth:

A woman has to hav an orgasm in other to enjoy sex. This myth is more common among men

Fact
Many women enjoy sex and the physical intimacy of sex and are satisfied even if they do not alwys hav orgasms.



Anorgasmia is the inability to reach orgasm and abt 10pec of women suffer frm this, so yes thr r actually women that hav neva reach orgasm in their life time and might neva till they die if they do nothing.

Now abt the female circumstition tingy
This is done in two ways
The removal of some / the removal of all of the clitoris
Depending on the one that was done
Any woman that her's was removed completely has no clitoris at all. If ur touching dat area ur wasting ur time. She's left wit her Gspot. The Gspot is located inside the vagina, whn u finger u touch upwards u'll feel somtin rough. And yes circumcised women can also have orgasms. It all depends

Mzdivacious:
no girl is without clit.oris...i was circumcised n mine is still there so what are u saying

If u still hav a clit den u probably were not well circumcised. Trust mie

Na only the rott head de for sale? Becos frm wht I can see na d head de advert. Don't u tink peopl would love to see its posture, how healthy it is n the rest of it. Just saying...

GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] Thanks :-) [/color]

Is dat all!! *sad* I want to hav your numbr! Any chance

GraceBestowed:
[color=#CD3700] Contrary to what the world has been conditioned to believe, there's more to life than looks! [/color]

couldn't agree more. Looks r not all dat it is crackd up to be but not dat foto in ur profile. Dat look is unmistakable. Ur a natural. I wana be friends!! Not just NL firends. Somtin more. Wht say u

chidifyn:
6wks

Hmm! Not bad at all, I tink u should buy it. Did u see parents! its also very important so dat u could see wht ur pups gonna look like whn it grows.

How many weeks old? They look quite good

bustyhelen:
Halo romancelanders,

I'm back... The bustyhelen is back to take her rightful place...

I have been away due to a number of issues.. First, I needed to sort out my academics, secondly, I discovered that the man that I was engaged to already impregnated another babe without telling me. I called off the engagement. That's a story for another day.

Presently, my girlfriend when we were in schl, had this boyfriend that was always coming around, A pharmacist..

After our graduation, he hit me up on WhatsApp, that he just discovered that my friend has hot temper and has bad mouth, that he likes me. That He prefers me. That I will be good in bed, unlike my friend that doesn't experiment. That he likes big boobs, unlike my friend with moderate one.. imagine. he wants a sex machine... Shuo!!! me? I was like what nonsense..

I told him off immediately.. I'm thinking of telling my friend about it. I still have the chats..

But, I don't knw how my friend will take it.


cc Ishilove

U talkd abt ur boobs somuch evn ur moniker yet u didn't upload any pic of the boobs. Its just like taking me to the zoo n not showing me elephants.

cbrass:
Caucasian s against these bullies?

Why de hell not, bring 7 ruthless cauc's n if the guy's lucky 2 might survive. 1 on 1 .

Docmann:
Have to create a New Nick for this,Just to hide My identity.Please am not begging anybody to believe this life experience i just wrote down

here, Rather for all to be careful with who ever you are having an unprotected sex with in life, either male or female...Please pardon my Use of

words and spellings.

A friend of mine Visited me in my office,we started discussing as usual, along the line he brought up his personal issues just to get some idea from

me. He told me how he was having serious issues with his Girl friend he loves so much, in the area of him Putting on a CD during Love Making. He

told me that it has been causing so much problem for the both of them in his relationship, because the Gf dont like her guy using CD to make

love to her, because she felt like she is a prostitute and she dont enjoy it, rather she prefer raw Love making..He told me that he would have

love to do it raw, But if he does it he will surely release inside her and his not ready to have a baby for now, That he can only do it raw when

she has fully becomes his wife..They have been dating for like 6months now,they have only made love about 4times, but most times it always

end up in quarreling between both because of the CD Thing, though she works and stay far from him..The pressure was becoming so much on

him from this lady he love, so i advised him to take the lady to the hospital to run blood and pregnancy test on her, that's one condition you will

only give to her before you can Make love with her raw without using protection if she agrees okay. He called me on the phone after some days

gone by, he told me that His Gf refused to follow him to the hospital, that she only brought a pregnancy test to show it to him that she is not

pregnant. He was so confused, yet still blinded by real love for the lady, but something in me kept telling me that the lady is up to something

bad, so i have to do everything to make sure he stays away for sometime from the lady before he might fall into the lady request, so that i can

be able to figure out what to do just to help him out...I Finally figured out a way for us to be fully sure that she dont have any problem inside

her, I told my friend to invite her during this xmas holiday,plead with her and tell her you are now ready to do raw love making without CD with

her, That when she comes we will drug her favorite drink she likes, when she dose off, i will now take little of her blood just to put on the Hand

made easy blood Test Device..We both agreed on that, he called the lady and invited her to his house, she was so happy coming to spend some

days with her man..She came around, she was introduce to me by my friend, her laughter was so natural,very friendly to be with,tall and very

beautiful in nature. We really discussed a lot, i distracted her from not paying attention to my friend while he was pouring drink for the 3 of us,

drink was served by him,i rushed mine pretending to be going home because it was getting late in the night,she drank hers hoping to see me off,

but after some few minute she started feeling dizzy, i knew it was the effect of the drug. She slept off, i quickly took little sample of her

blood, i tested her blood immediately, you wont believe what i find out, The result was HIV Positive showing clear for we to see, i did the test

4times in front of my friend still the same, he almost fainted. I check his, it showed Negative..This happened a day ago, I stayed with him all the

night, just to make sure he dont do anything nasty to the lady. She woke up after like 40min,she saw little stain of blood in one of her thumb,

but couldnt take it serious, she was so shock to see me, because she thought i have already gone home, she asked me wont i go home is

already late in the night. I said, am sleeping here tonight because i have a lot to discuss with your guy..She changed her mood,she went inside

the room to sleep, I and my friend were awake all through out in the parlor..Morning time, guess she faked an urgent call she parked her things

back inside her bag, demanded for some money,which my friend did gave her enough, off she went away..I Felt weak and down, for breaking

there relationship and also for treating the lady in such manner in other to find out her hidden agenda..My conscience has been disturbing

me,though my friend thanked me a lot and now sees me as a Guardian Angel.... But please Guys,Ladies be careful of who you want to have an

unprotected Sex With, HIV IS REAL and is not written on each person forehead...But lets keep showing much love and care toward all the

affected ones, hoping sooner,wishing one day there cure will come and they will bounce back healthy again.

So wht happnd to the girl, she neva came back, neva calld? Your guy should confront her abt it not stay away frm her. Ask her why she wants to give u HIV

Dats a boerboel man

Jado has probably said it all, those r good doberman, liver n tan n black n tan. Abt the ear part, doberman's ear is floppy like the rotts, they actually do crop dem one sided n tie dem up wit tape for a while in wht evr position u want dem, dats also how u can see some pits wit ear's like a small horn even the cane corso. After a while u take off the tape n the ear would remain like dat.

Wht evr u did u did for love, remind yourself over again if u tink ur conscienc in prickn u, n my dear peopl hav done worse tins for luv, n if d said guy tinks it makes u cheap den dats his problm not yours. Don't beat yourself up.