Happiness87:
have noticed you, bye

I notice you also, take care

Hmmm u can date a celebrities here, unless u no know www.oyiom.com

the whatsapp is more advanced than the one you know

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Aristotle96:
so ur Oga abi boss way dy for IT area no fit download WhatsApp? Even if em no fit wait till work close.. Na I'm send u go house during work hours make u download jess WhatsApp? Even say make u no rush come back... Nigerians make u na come see ELIJAH.. He is alive

PunkyVeer:


Well, my view is mixed. There are of course the nice & mature ones. And then you find the shallow & immature ones who scream "see yansh" in every sentence lol. I've not dated one yet, but if the opportunity avails itself in the future or maybe destiny, I don't see why I wouldn't be with one I've actually started to view you guys differently since I joined this site. The South African mentality, I guess. Shrugs. But now I see that there's the good & the bad in every society. One more thing is to never say never because in my language we say- the foot doesn't have a nose. Meaning, you don't know what lies ahead in your journey in life. So I tell fate to bring it on!

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Ur sack letter/locking up in the police custody is on the way....

You expect us to believe this after you said the wife was still a young lady?
"On a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office"

Its happening live here
www.nairaland.com/2556569/2015-2016-champions-league-draws
let the fun begin

My brother, pls use CONDOM

hahahahahahaha, the said rituals are peculiar to a certain tribe which is just about 30million out of 170million, besides of the 30million there are genuine Christians, meaning fetish ones could be just about 5million. The most important thing is to look before you leap.
All one needs to do is to avoid such tribe and maybe check family backgrounds before you eventually settle.

The emboldened strikes his kind, one of the reason he is single is because he doesn't like double dating, which most girls are involved in. your honesty speaks well of your personality, kudos, hoping to hear from you some day. he is a member of this forum but doesn't come online often

PunkyVeer:


Is he hot & smells good? You sound like you mean well but I'm currently in a relationship If at some point it fails, you'll hear from me. Hihihi.

But let me be honest about one thing that scares me though. It's the thing about blood rituals & something called "iranu", I believe one guy here on Nairaland called it. Stuff like that is scary to hear so even when someone may have good intentions with you, but those things can sort of scare a person because you don't know who's into that stuff & who isn't, yanno. And don't you get scared of guys over there? Like, how do you let go & just trust that a guy is not into the dark stuff? For me that's the only barrier.

skelewu404:
I work in a private IT company , i joined the company like seven months ago. My boss is a bit advance and he is married to a much younger and fine lady from what i heard from other staff in the office, they have been married for more than 7 years but they don't have a child, some people believe the boss is impotent that is why he never wanted to get married but due to pressure from friends and family he had to. After about 3 months working with him i met the wife and since that day my boss has become too nice to me, now he is always sending me to his house to deliver one message or the other, something he could have just call his wife and tell her he will want me to go to his house and everytime I went there the wife is always trying to seduce me. One a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office, sometimes he will tell me to wait for him in his house knowing fully well that he will not come to the house anytime soon, now its getting out of hand because what happened the yesterday was not funny. I know what they are up to but i can't do it and i also need the job. Am confused

Confront yous boss and tell him to be straight with you.
Say these

1, I have a feeling you would like me to help as a sperm donor, I will think about it and see if I can assist
2, I want to remain employed and hope nothing that transpires will affect my employment or be used against me
3, If I assist you, I don't want to bear any responsibility for the financial implications that may result.

how about that

Be careful bro, but what happen yesterday?

may the lord help u. may he send u help in times of trouble. be on the look out for another job. always recite psalm 23.

PunkyVeer:
You must look like Zeus! Indecent proposals only happen in movies.This story is very hard to believe but I'll play along. It's either 1) they're swingers, 2)they want to spice up their sex life by having a 3 some & for some reason you fit the bill, AND finally 3) maybe the boss is actually gay & wants to tap YOUR @ss.

U left one out
4. The boss is a perv dat like to watch som1 and his sluty wife mate like rabbits

Interesting

skelewu404:
I work in a private IT company , i joined the company like seven months ago. My boss is a bit advance and he is married to a much younger and fine lady from what i heard from other staff in the office, they have been married for more than 7 years but they don't have a child, some people believe the boss is impotent that is why he never wanted to get married but due to pressure from friends and family he had to. After about 3 months working with him i met the wife and since that day my boss has become too nice to me, now he is always sending me to his house to deliver one message or the other, something he could have just call his wife and tell her he will want me to go to his house and everytime I went there the wife is always trying to seduce me. One a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office, sometimes he will tell me to wait for him in his house knowing fully well that he will not come to the house anytime soon, now its getting out of hand because what happened the yesterday was not funny. I know what they are up to but i can't do it and i also need the job. Am confused

Young man! you are digging a pit of destruction for yourself, and it is high time you plan to move away from that company.

Once your impregnate that wife for about one or two times, that man will not waste time to assassinate you even without the knowledge of his wife: mission accomplished.

Be getting confused instead of running fast for your life. By the time the trap catch you we ll be here again to read another of your stories, this time a sad miserable one.

My guy dont assume.assumption is the mother of all f.uck up.Trust me, if he wants u to screw his wife, he will let u know.so wipe those horrid thoughts from your mind and stop assuming that because the couple haven't got kids that they are desperate to get one

Take my advise- do it or you live to regret it for the rest of your life. I wrote from past experience.

skelewu404:
I work in a private IT company , i joined the company like seven months ago. My boss is a bit advance and he is married to a much younger and fine lady from what i heard from other staff in the office, they have been married for more than 7 years but they don't have a child, some people believe the boss is impotent that is why he never wanted to get married but due to pressure from friends and family he had to. After about 3 months working with him i met the wife and since that day my boss has become too nice to me, now he is always sending me to his house to deliver one message or the other, something he could have just call his wife and tell her he will want me to go to his house and everytime I went there the wife is always trying to seduce me. One a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office, sometimes he will tell me to wait for him in his house knowing fully well that he will not come to the house anytime soon, now its getting out of hand because what happened the yesterday was not funny. I know what they are up to but i can't do it and i also need the job. Am confused

DUDE !!

HOW DID YOU MANUFACTURE LIE!!

Your boss does not have the gut to tell you what he wants. From all indications, he wants you as 'surrogate father'. He seems to like your mien and would prefer you ride the wife to motherhood. You can just tactfully bring up a chat with your boss on you being a surrogate father to a friend once and ask for the moral implication of doing that. That might give him the courage to open up.

PunkyVeer:


Is he hot & smells good? You sound like you mean well but I'm currently in a relationship. If at some point it fails, you'll hear from me. Hihihi.

But let me be honest about one thing that scares me though. It's the thing about blood rituals & something called "iranu", I believe one guy here on Nairaland called it. Stuff like that is scary to hear so even when someone may have good intentions with you, but those things can sort of scare a person because you don't know who's into that stuff & who isn't, yanno. And don't you get scared of guys over there? Like, how do you let go & just trust that a guy is not into the dark stuff? For me that's the only barrier.

Forget what u see on our movies. its a rear thing and not as presented. Just same way in d American film that one guy ll kill many solders with different stuns. even jump from one tall building to another. The purpose is to 'whao' the viewers. Truly rituals exist in Nigeria like most black nations. its just been exaggerated in Nigerian movies.

You are yet to tell us the title of this movie you single handedly produced and directed.

Your name is skelewu and you want me to believe this your story abi...
I comment my reserve...
BRB!!!

Skelewu404, you have exposed me at last.................................

skelewu404:
I work in a private IT company , i joined the company like seven months ago. My boss is a bit advance and he is married to a much younger and fine lady from what i heard from other staff in the office, they have been married for more than 7 years but they don't have a child, some people believe the boss is impotent that is why he never wanted to get married but due to pressure from friends and family he had to. After about 3 months working with him i met the wife and since that day my boss has become too nice to me, now he is always sending me to his house to deliver one message or the other, something he could have just call his wife and tell her he will want me to go to his house and everytime I went there the wife is always trying to seduce me. One a particular day he ask me to go and download whatsapp for his wife he told me to take my time and not rush back to the office, sometimes he will tell me to wait for him in his house knowing fully well that he will not come to the house anytime soon, now its getting out of hand because what happened the yesterday was not funny. I know what they are up to but i can't do it and i also need the job. Am confused

So you don hammer yesterday abi?

Don't bother to tell us the remaining part of the gist, we already knw.that reminds me I will include in my CV "good experience with my employees wives". Una don see us finish for Nairaland o, with all this yeye lie. My broda don't waste ur talent, leave that IT, its not ur calling, SCRiPTWRITTING is where ubelong. NOLLYWOOD dey find ur type. #mtcheew!! LINUS!!Abeg na ow much be babablue for una area?

Let ur instinct lead you through, d wife mayb seducing u but take ur stand!

In other news!!! Am a year older today nairalanders!!! Celebrate with me, ur likes will be appreciated..

Skelewu or whatever you call yourself...is this what you do online.

You should go home now and tell madam that oga said you should download nairaland app, twitter app and facebook app on her phone.

Listening to Tickle Me, Tickle Me..by Alex Zitto

Skelewu needs to be tickled