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ProgrammingRe: Data Science With Python Tutorial by lahp(op): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2019
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ProgrammingRe: Data Science With Python Tutorial by lahp(op): 11:45pm On Feb 15, 2019
DAY 1 : DATA SCIENCEhuh??


What is data sciencehuh?

as we know data is raw information. data varies from all works of life, the traders in the market deal on the demand of customers over a particular item x.
the data when collected is manipulated by the trader to know the exact amount of supply to be given to the user...So data science by my definition is the manipulation of data to derive certain results from the data....

there are 4 steps in data science

1: get data
2: clean data
3: build a model to test the data
4: u output the result of your test
ProgrammingData Science With Python Tutorial by lahp(op):
I will be conducting a tutorial on data science using python
we shall do an extensive tutorial on python packages like: numpy, scipy, pandas etc.
also carry out computing on the above mentioned packages.

This tutorial is not for those who are not familiar with python syntax.


after getting drowned in those packages
we shall finally swim our way to the shores of machine learning.
so be atikulated enough to draw from my pool of knowledge and we shall all move to the next level
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 12:13am On Feb 10, 2019
Godskidk:
Thanks for the advice, but there's a little problem... She's kinda introverted, no close friends, just colleagues, and I don't really know them... Is there any other way apart from going through her friend?
then be her friend
real men stand out
they do the opposite
apply the drills here
and u will be her close friend
PS: always know when to send less and to care
like a 60:40
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 12:45am On Dec 30, 2018
oderinde151:
Good morning to all the bosses in the building wink

Seriously, this is very bad when you have some bosses on Nairaland and still some girls still plays with your balls. I will summarize my problem now and please I need your help my people..

It all started in September , I have a female friend which I know personally uploaded some pictures of another girl celebrating her birthday, I fell in love with those pictures instantly .so I told my friend if she could give the girl's number but she refused, so I had to chat her myself to get her number..
Fast forward, we started chatting and all that and everything was going fine until I asked her out ( like a month after)..
I was the one that do the calls and the text messages and she doesn't call me nor next..
Later she gained admission into my school in November this year so I was thinking things would work out since she is within..
She can attest to the fact that I love her but I believe that she is using it to play me . Ive never seen this girl before guys but believe me I love her..
There was a time I called her and one of her friends answered the call at first I didn't know that she was not the one speakin later I realized the person said something that she herself don't say so I had to tell the person to give the phone to the owner, I was pissed off..
I told her sometimes when we were in school before this ASUU problem that I wanted to see her and Lo and behold this girl changed it for me to the extent she said that I am mad.
After that I left her for a week and later messaged me and apologize sa..
I asked her why she didn't want to date me and she said why I would I say I love her without seeing her..
And she said she doesn't want to date but her reasons are personal ..

Guys I need my balls back Abeg
What can I do cos I know say I don Bleep up big time

Perdon my grammar abeg
bro u sounded all needy
fell in love , calling and texting when u haven't seen her

brother read book forget her
next time don't love a girl
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 1:40am On Dec 24, 2018
HARDDON:
After collecting and making her fall in lost, you clean mouth and discharge her with my help?

No bros, carry your Cross!

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
sent a mail Is the whatsapp group on??
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 1:39am On Dec 24, 2018
what's ur say on dating someone older??
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 10:18pm On Dec 23, 2018
HARDDON what's ur email address
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 6:50am On Nov 30, 2018
Youngbbt:
stop and get her phone number
u can say
I will give ur bass voice another chance to impress me on phone
but am scared it might hurt my ear drums
let's find out shall wehuh
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 12:18am On Nov 30, 2018
Kseafresh:
So there's this smallie nd i, there was a time o really liked her she likes me but i no longer give her much attention cus she's a player, nd I've robbed it so much on her face dt i don't need her ....am a poet ,she do blush to my post on WhatsApp status... although ive written a short poem once 4 her...so yesterday she demanded for a pOem...i was like next u'll tell me to rap my big hand around u nd cuddle u to sleep, Not for free gurl...
she was like, everything is nur for free, ok hw much will she pay... I want a killer response guys, Where's hardon nd co
depends on what u want

but u can say
for starters like u a dinner at Genesis
a movie in silver bird deluxe cinema
then a romantic poem sang to me at night
hey I shouldn't sleep of when the poem is sang cos then it means it's a lullaby
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 10:55pm On Nov 28, 2018
grin[quote author=Youngbbt post=73344122]please boss relate me on how you do ur please [/quote

what do u want from herhuh
don't just go chatting when y don't know the direction of where yr chat is going

u can say
a trip to the seaside drinking coconut water
a bottle of champagne oyster to go with and fried fish
PoliticsFayose Accuses EFCC Of Sealing Innocent People’s Houses In Ekiti by lahp(op): 3:06pm On Nov 22, 2018
Former Governor of Ekiti State, Mr. Ayodele Fayose has accused the EFCC of going about sealing houses belonging to innocent people in the State, under the guise that the houses were linked to him. He said in a statement from the former governor, which was signed by his media aide, Lere Olayinka, that he was informing the public ahead of the EFCC’s usual blackmail and media trial. The statement read; “Just been informed that operatives of the EFCC in collaboration with the APC govt in Ekiti are going about sealing houses of innocent people in the state, under the guise that the houses are linked to me. “This is another wild goose chase and the usual media campaign against my person. “It is only in our country that an anti corruption agency will first go about sealing houses before determining the ownership, which can be done so easily by visiting relevant agencies. “I am therefore informing the public ahead of their usual blackmail and media trial. “None of the properties in question is owned by me and the records are there for anyone that is interested to see. “The EFCC is advised to stop going about looking for ways to malign my person just because of their hatred as a result of my uncompromising stands on national issues. “Even if the commission is being pressured from ‘above’ to persecute Fayose at all cost, it should at least, do its job diligently to save itself from persistent embarrassment.
CelebritiesMr Eazi To Fund And Mentor 100 Upcoming Artsite by lahp(op): 2:30pm On Nov 22, 2018
Superstar musician, Oluwatosin Ajibade, a.k.a Mr Eazi says 100 upcoming artistes would benefit from his funding and mentorship initiative, `The Empawa project.` The songwriter and Banku music singer, recently signed a licensing deal with international platform, Columbia Records in the UK. Mr Eazi who spoke at the launch of the project in Lagos said it was aimed to uplift emerging African artistes in sponsoring their videos and music projects. “Basically people have funded videos for me. Like ‘Skin Tight’ for instance, I didn’t pay the full cost because my director funded it halfway and that has been happening since I came into the scene. “I have been low-key helping people just like people helped me and this time I just said, let’s turn it into something.” He said 100 upcoming artistes would be helped by the Empawa project for a start. Speaking on the criteria for selecting artistes, Mr Eazi said: “All emerging artistes need to do is put up great content on Instagram with the hashtag #Empawa100. “It can be a video of you rapping or a video of you singing.” On the issue of continuity considering the financial cost of the project, the singer said he has partnered with BETPower, a mobile betting company. The Empawa facilitators will include Diplo of Major Lazer, an international superstar DJ/ producer, Nigerian producer E Kelly, UK singer songwriter Raye, Guilty Beatz and Fred Gibbson. Meanwhile, 10 artistes have already been selected to accompany Mr Eazi to South Africa for a mentorship programme.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Slams Burna Boy Over Comments On Blac Chyna’s Bleaching Cream “Poison” by lahp(m): 1:56pm On Nov 22, 2018
IamD18:
For the first time Dencia made sense.

I still stand and will keep saying it; it isn't wrong for dark looking folks to condemn bleaching since they are dark, but It'll be hypocritical for anyone to support Burna boy over Black Chyna.

Burna boy is a smoke addict. As a smoke addict, you are not morally qualified to condemn bleaching. If you can't allow your internal immune system stay and naturally function the way it was created, you shouldn't for any reason condemn those who bleach their skin.

Smokers are worse than bleachers. And for that, I stand with her until a respondsible person speak out against her.
bullshit
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 12:01am On Nov 21, 2018
HARDDON:
shocked shocked shocked

You just woke her up from her slumber! She wud respond to the positive not to hurt his fellings but that wud be about it. She gone. And u effective murder the lil gut he's got left.

That question reeks of insecurity and not been appreciative of who you are.


There is something special I haven't treated here. It would be treated on our blog.

It is called Pre-emptive Defensive Manoeuvre...

A lot of comedians use...
true talk I don't really ask a girl that though
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 11:10pm On Nov 20, 2018
EjaGbangba95:
Not really bro, just like a couple of times. I know she is into me already but can’t just get to that phase
songs put everyone in a mode
blues let's romance fill the air all u need to do is sniff it get high show the way and see her roll along

sometimes play a game and use a kiss as a reward if gotten correctly
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 7:37pm On Nov 20, 2018
Torackzy:
for me that question is not necesarry...make he just flow normal and act and talk the same way a cute guy would
your right but she probably ain't seeing home the way he sees himself
let him continue to be ball full
she will ride along women are illogical
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 7:14pm On Nov 20, 2018
lahp:
bro always be yourself do this if u meet her up ask what she thinks of you physically
if she replies tell her what u think if her then by actions prove to her u still the guy on the instagram page
if oshiomole can get a pretty girl as his wife anybody can
with your big balls safe between your legs u can get any girl u desire
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 7:12pm On Nov 20, 2018
isyourboy:
@ harddon, pls i need yur help here,

i've been using this life changing drill on a girl i met online (instagram) and she has been respnding positively, she has been disturbing me with callss and messages. she has been the one spending on calls most times. she has been asking all those boring question 'do u have a girlfriend and all and i have beenn giving her the right reponse. she literally has been doing all that she could to impress me. we scheduled to meet next week after few weeks of drilling her. the problem here is i am physically unattractive, even though i have learnt from experience of few of my friends who used to bed girls even though they are not handsome. they literraly have been telling me that face doesnt make you attractive, it is the confidence you ball yourself with that do the job. she has been seeing my pictures tho, but i am not sure when she physically meet me if she might shoot me off cos im far from being attractive ( short and ugly). i have good dress sense and i am neat and not dirty.

harddon and others pls repond to this.
bro always be yourself do this if u meet her up ask what she thinks of you physically
if she replies tell her what u think if her then by actions prove to her u still the guy on the instagram page
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 7:09pm On Nov 20, 2018
EjaGbangba95:
Hello bro Harddon and the other gurus in the house,my mindset on woman has changed in this way after I read Charles Nneji’s book and have been following this thread for some time now and so far so good, I have become good tho on an average, I have successfully been laid only the second day i met two different shawties, all thanks to your drills which polished d bang rule I got earlier.
Fast forward to d present, I’m presently on my service year, so there was dis gal we were posted to same PPA and we both live in d same lodge tho it’s 2 building just separated with a door, so there was easy access, So there was dis guy who was already at the ppa but soon passed out, the guy was d definition of nice guy and did virtually everything for this gal including feeding, tho I still do chat even touch d gal then but kept my distance cos d guy was like begging oda guys not to get close to d gal, right now d guy has passed out and I’m already using all this drills on d gal, she now even cooks for me and herself, new corpers joined in with us and I used the jealousy on her cos she always complain of cooking dat we can both share cooking(u have to cook what u eat as there are no cafeteria), since she knew I could cook, so she agreed to cook for us after I jokingly told her am gonna get close to the new corpers if she won’t change.
I need insights or advice on how to get into her coochies(sex), we do touch, hug, hold her waist and all that, she jokingly said the other corpers told her I’m the new Bf now and we laughed over it, but she do tell me to stop when I try to smooch her much or wen tins are getting heat up.
P.S right now she is the only one using a room as her roommates are not around and I have access to d room and also she mentioned we should go to town to flex cos I do go to town once in a while to drink.
Thanks for reading guys
you hug enter room yet u can't smooch
truth is she is feeling u when u together in the room do u play any songhuh
CelebritiesRe: John Dumelo: 'I Give My Tithes To The Needy, They Need It More Than The Church' by lahp(m): 8:17pm On Nov 19, 2018
naijjaman:
Me too. I stopped tithing and now give money to the needy through my foundation named after my loving mother.
Over 50 families have benefited from my foundation, including a couple of people here on Nairaland and I am happy.

The truth is that most Churches and pastors are corrupt and out of touch with the people they are meant to protect and care for.

I am still a Christian and I am actually ready to go hell for giving to the needy and not promoting the negative and adulterous lifestyles of the pastors is the main reason.

Ask yourselves this hard question: why is it that 5 out 10 richest pastors in the world are Nigerians?
the Bible ain't against helping the needy
it says If u can't love ur bro u are seeing u can't love God u ain't seeing
RomanceRe: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by lahp(m): 1:31pm On Nov 16, 2018
HARDDON:
He who is afraid to lose sight of the shore would never sail.

A ship captain waiting for a perfect weather condition isn't worth his knots
cos rough seas make a strong captain
even aboard the ships mutiny abounds but a good captain does his duties bountifully
RomanceRe: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by lahp(m): 12:32pm On Nov 16, 2018
How long shall I cling on to thou I raise my eye brows and all I see is the pass of embers now with dry leaves and dry winds I realize it's November I shall cry thou has forsaken me because December is a cold month I shall look for Sunshine's oh I miss my april
ProgrammingRe: Jamb Past Questions API In JSON by lahp(m): 4:15pm On Jan 24, 2018
Hello Please, I'm working on a CBT Jamb Site for Student practicals, am a little bit not sure where I can find an open sourced past question in Json format. I'm using my friend's account. I don't have an account here, Kindly mail me tomprezine@gmail.com, if you have any idea where to find such, better yet, leave an SMS with this keyword "Json request" I'll call back. Thanks a Bunch friends. That's the GitHub link as well github.com/prezine/cbtsuccess.
ProgrammingRe: Syntax Error: Unexpected End Of File: Php by lahp(op): 7:44am On Aug 04, 2017
thanks its a curly brace i didnt close
ProgrammingSyntax Error: Unexpected End Of File: Php by lahp(op): 11:04pm On Aug 03, 2017
i have gone through the php.ini file and my closing tags is on...bt i still get the same error...php programmers pls help me out here am a newbie and solo-learning
BusinessRe: 7 Reasons Why You Must Start An Online Business In 2017 by lahp(m): 7:50pm On Dec 26, 2016
how can i join clickbank @op
Jokes EtcIf You Where The Father What Will U Do!!! by lahp(op): 7:33pm On Oct 08, 2016
in this buharis economy, a father sent his 10 yr old son with his last #1000 to buy rice so that everybody will eat. on his way the boy joins his mates to play in the process the money gets missing.he later comes home crying...if u are the father what will u do?..remember na ur last cash ohhhhh!!!
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ProgrammingRe: Help With Javascript by lahp(op): 7:18pm On Sep 21, 2016
tr3y:
String method are part of the String primitive data structure, its kind of like a conjoined twins a'int no separating them

once you declare a string like var name = 'John'
name has automatically inherited all the methods that string has like split, toUpper slice etc

w3school barely scratch the surface though, codecademy is much better.
can u explain the indexof slice and lastindexof
ProgrammingRe: Help With Javascript by lahp(op): 7:17pm On Sep 21, 2016
Karleb:
Bro, download Javascipt the definite guide on Google, you can't become a good Is coder with w3school.
That said. String method are data types that are not number, Boolean, integer, function, array...
I.e
Var str = 'i dont know string';
The variable 'str' here is a variable assigned to the string in the right side of the operand =.
In short, strings are words or setence, you garrit?
is it a book or what

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