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RomanceRe: "She Is My Heartbeat" - Man Celebrates His Physically Challenged Wife (Photos) by lahp(m): 11:09pm On Feb 01, 2021
he has seen qualities in her

but i bet it wont be the same if the other way round

if it were women of older generation
i will say she can

but this generation not possible unless the guy is wealthy.


i pray he continues to love her cause every bit of love and care will boost her confidence.

many like her have commited suicide this guy might be the reason she breathes.


just incase u dont know being in a helpless state sometimes makes u feel like a burden on others.

u will want to relieve them of that burden cause u love them

but if ur loved ones show they really are helping out of love

suicide wont be an option
CelebritiesRe: Pastor Adeboye Makes Shocking Revelation About When He’d Die by lahp(m): 10:51pm On Feb 01, 2021
i dont wish anyone to die
but sir if u clock 90 u are likely to die

so no prophecy here dont know wat people see as prophecy sef

its like seeing a dark cloud and gather 10 persons and say i prophesy it will rain

yet u might end up lieing if the sun fights back.


for now i just watch to see how it plays
CelebritiesRe: Shocking Secret; I Saved Regina Daniel From Prostitution- Ned Nwoko by lahp(m): 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2021
yeah he saved her

but

what if u die

cant she go back?
RomanceRe: Some Funny Pictures I Found On Quora, Lol. (PICTURES) by lahp(m): 10:33pm On Feb 01, 2021
smiles
the ur daughter swore meme cracked my ribs twisted my intestines after laughing
CelebritiesRe: Supersport Female Presenter Reveals Huge Cleavage (photo) by lahp(m): 10:29pm On Feb 01, 2021
for the sake of equality

its not cool if a male presenter shows off his bare chest

such rule too should apply to the ladies

times like this u wont see our feminist dem
PoliticsRe: Dilapidated School In Governor Wike's Community by lahp(m): 5:26pm On Feb 01, 2021
wike self no try for educartion for rivers.

most of e work na obioakpor and ph lga.

even oyigbo and some etche villages wey share boundary with obioakpor no get better road.
PoliticsRe: NEWSBreaking: Sunday Igboho Arrives Ogun State (Photos) by lahp(m): 5:19pm On Feb 01, 2021
may woyin guide u
RomanceRe: SHOCKING!! Lawyer Caught Having S*x On Zoom During Court Hearing (video) by lahp(m):
he had to attend to a case of national security
PoliticsRe: It’s Waste Of Time Expecting Much Performance From Buhari – Shelle by lahp(m): 6:48pm On Jan 31, 2021
those who did are dead
CrimeRe: Ogun Hotel Rooms With Hidden Cameras Uncovered (Video) by lahp(m): 6:32pm On Jan 31, 2021
manager wants 3d live porn from every dimension

up
below
side ways
RomanceRe: Dancer Jane Mena Drops Hottest #silhouttechallenge Video With Her Husband by lahp(m): 4:16pm On Jan 31, 2021
who dem be
LiteratureRe: The Witness by lahp(op): 3:15pm On Jan 31, 2021
--CHAPTER ONE--MEET DAD--.

Hi am dad!.Its never been an easy path for me yet I have survived.My father was a nigerian sailor, he was employed by the british to serve teas on ship.So the only times i get to meet him was when his ship gets to nigeria.The only time i spent time with was in his old age, the old man has made money for himself ,after a long life of sailing he even fought in both world wars.
A strong proud ijaw man from okoloba in bayelsa.but he died struggling in his room after struggling with a spirit.
I wasnt there to resuscitate him like i did twice,cause i had issues with my elder brothers wife.
his burial was a grand onefor the old man he truly deserves it.
I am dark with a long jaw like the ijaws got tribal mark like yorubas. I spent of my childhood in the west so i can speak fluent ife yoruba.
I am married now not long to a woman from the south like me.
'What? look at this idiot' she didnt double that water proof thats why it tore.
many times she does this never careful with things,she nags about everything i do always acting too righteous.


if she like let her not enter this car i will leave her and go.

village people all of them in the family,now they expect me to feed them.
LiteratureThe Witness by lahp(op): 2:50pm On Jan 31, 2021
preface: Story of a reputable family and how it engages day to day challenges.
its in chapters.
the first five chapter talks about each individual in the family.

NOTE : This work is purely fiction.


You can drop comments and suggestions.
HealthRe: Death Is Underated by lahp(m): 2:41pm On Jan 31, 2021
death cant be explained

no matter how ur religion paints it

for a start close ur eyes and imagine a sand blown away.

for a start thats death to of us before we start thinking of living in heaven or hell or any place else or form
CrimeRe: Man Caught In Possession Of Bullets In Oghara, Delta State (Photos) by lahp(m): 2:34pm On Jan 31, 2021
now to whom do we glorify for exposing him?
PoliticsRe: We Fear The Buhari Regime Wants El-zakzaky To Die In Prison – Prof Danladi, IMN by lahp(m): 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2021
everyone if we can survive this buhari regime nigeria will change dont know the outcome but i am sure.
here is why the fulanis are attacking so much regime

why?,to gain as much land as they can.

and they know they cant gain all they will make sure their brother rules next.


think abt it all the fulanis herdsmen described on news and this forum are trained fighters.
PoliticsRe: 12 Governors In Nigeria Are Gay - Uche Maduagwu Says by lahp(m):
i aint suprised

one reason is some money making rituals requires u to be gay

most of these politicians are ritualist hence might be a reason.

the other could be that they are naturally.

as for me i hate the act but not the people.


check am manchi no go fit naked for ur front based on say e fellow man dy with am
not knowing that manchi ass sexy for ur eye
SportsRe: Liverpool And Chelsea Legend Fernando Torres To Make His WWE Debut by lahp(m): 11:53am On Jan 30, 2021
WWE has always been fake to me.

no real pain injuries.

i wonder how u go just dy ur dy person go drag u throw for rope u go bounce come back meet am for am to blow u..


the film dem make me tire.


u go shock say torres go dy give people spear yet e neck no go break
TravelRe: BREAKING: UAE Announces New Law To Grant Citizenship To Expats by lahp(m): 10:51am On Jan 30, 2021
Nice move....

cant try this naija no expats wanna stay caused his scared of being whisked inside ghana must go.
EducationRe: What You Never Knew About The Woman On The ₦20 Naira Note by lahp(m): 1:38am On Jan 30, 2021
african women have always been outstanding especially during the pre-islam and pre-christain era in africa.

now they are a shadow of themselves because of strict rules in islam and christainity.
ProgrammingRe: Things you need to know as an upcoming programmer and MY CODING DAIRY by lahp(m): 1:14am On Jan 30, 2021
ensodev:
Nice advice....

You can't learn everything but you can always add to your knowledge
pls sir i am into php

but i need a mentor

from your posts so far i am convinced you are the right person for this role.


can you consider my request
ProgrammingRe: A Thread For Competitive Programming by lahp(m): 12:20am On Jan 30, 2021
logicDcoder:
Okay Let's Go
Lemme Use Pidgin English, I think it will spice up the whole thing. Nairalanders una well done ooo, I go dey post 3 programming wahalas here every week make we programmers dey use am dey warm up our brain. We go first start from the small small ones and then we go progress to harder ones.

You can use any programming language of your choice.

To submit your solution screenshot your IDE and post the resulting image here.

Thread Official Languages: English/Pidgin English

NB: Try and solve the problems first before consulting Mr Stackoverflow.

Ogah Mukina2 let's give this thread a chance *smiles*
no more questions?
ProgrammingRe: Thread For Nairaland Algorithm Questions by lahp(m): 12:09am On Jan 30, 2021
question: create a linked list data structure using OOP
RomanceRe: Joining Adult Entertainment (pornography) Industry. My Experience by lahp(m): 11:49pm On Jan 29, 2021
Elewah:
You mean Youtube channel?
if u need a website i can create one
PoliticsRe: We Will Rather Die Than Accept Seriki Fulani Back - Igangan Residents Vow by lahp(m): 7:15pm On Jan 29, 2021
its about to get real
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Condemns #SilhouetteChallenge And Online Nudity by lahp(m): 7:05pm On Jan 29, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright
bro u know any real nigger who needs a website?

looking for a gig man
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 28th January 2021 by lahp(m): 10:13pm On Jan 28, 2021
whats the premier league table like

top 6
CelebritiesRe: Reminisce Shares Amazing Photos As He Celebrates His 40th Birthday by lahp(m): 2:16pm On Jan 26, 2021
the real ibile not the other noise maker
PoliticsRe: Orlu Killing: Can Buhari Let Us Know Who Ordered The Military Operation?oby Ezek by lahp(m): 2:00pm On Jan 26, 2021
its been like this because this generation of leaders are betrayals they dont believe love or trust their own.
CrimeRe: The Cousin Of Deceased Killed By Lagos Police In Oshodi Calls Out Sanwoolu. VID by lahp(m): 1:42pm On Jan 26, 2021
The armed forces are part of the problems south.

if u kill ur brothers over little things u are bringing up a cycle of killings and revenge


the south is a den of weapons
come down south and see for urselves face offs with the NA has always been a southern thing that the orlu incident is not new

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