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we can't totally know who is more beautiful cause beauty is not limited to only the outsides,

omotola might be hot, and she is, but her insides might suck,

but as regards to outward beauty, hmmm

genevieve is like a black beauty


but omotola has got the whole package, bakassi and all, i sorta look like her, xcept i dont have the bakassi sadly,

but omotola rox!!!

yeah, that could be it, that scientology ish is so scary, and that kabbalah too,

she looks sorta chinese to me, i thought the baby had some form of deformity at first, thats why they didnt want to show her pictures.

everybody probably knows about hi5 now,if u dont, then i reserve my comments,

anyways its a great way to hook up with old friends, meet new ones and all

drop ur hi5 addy so other nairalanders can check u out,


exschoolnerd.hi5.com

Tom Cruises Baby: Suri!

finally the whole hullabaloo about tom cruises baby girl is over!!!!!!!!

i was a beautiful baby when i was little, u didnt see any paparazzi standing out our bushes to take my pics,

but am happy its over, all the talk, nonesense as if seeing Suri will solve all our problems,

but she is cute though.

what do u think bout tom cruise

tired of him?

thanks alot guys,will check out that site,

anyone else got any more info,dont hesistate to get at me.

forever -paul play dairo

oruka - sunny nneji


enough effizi - maintain


lets live together - kush

trybesmen- gbedu fever

marvellous benjy -swo

angeline jolie!!!

we all know beyonce is the hottest female artiste right now, dont be hating now, its true, so who do u think would most likely take her place when she gets all old and wrinkly like j-lo and we all get tired of her,


i can only think of one person right now-rihanna(although she's too much of a beyonce wannabe)

i think she's going to be hot pretty soon and blow up majorly.


who do u think is the next big female artiste.

kelis is my girl anytime,she brings something different to the table,

loving her new look, she's got style.

well what can i say am not actually through with school,but am a writer and i write pretty good, ask around and am looking to get a writing job or something, with a magazine.anybody who could get me a writing gig id appreciate that very much.

oh yeah i could also do movie scripts,am a copy-writer in training.

check me out here www.xanga.com/exschoolnerd

i went to four diffrent secondary schools but heres the anthem of one of them-

home science association secondary school, (any hommies in the house?)

dont know it all, as i used to chop mouth alot

home science association secondary school
for excellence was born for us
that boys and girls of far and wide may learn
to love and serve nigeri
education's the best heritage
and so is for children yet unborn
seeds of inquistive minds
that we from strenth to strength may grow

nigeria shall be
proud of us we know
africa shall be
proud of us we know
we shall make nigeria great
oh lord grant ur children sumthing sumthing
to attain their heart's desire
let active minds as one be joined together, chop mouth till end

i hope u guys dont mind if i use ur stories, for thr book thingie, pls pls pls if you got more stories post it here or email them to me @ bhousememories@yahoo.com


please please please, thanks in advance.

still expecting those stories people, don't post it here(i don't want people thinking they've read the stories somewhere before)






just email it to bhousememories@yahoo.com

PLEASE PEOPLE!!!!


@ clocky, identify urself!!!

i was going through this funny webpage http://geocities.com/school_life/ about boarding house memories of an fggc owerri ex student(its a must read) , in the middle of the night and i couldnt keep my dads phone down, thank God for mobile internet.anyways it was 4am and i was laughing like mad because it was so funny and enterianing and brought back so much memories good and bad of my days in boarding house, and then idea came to me.

why not get nigerians from all over the world, who went to nigerian boarding schools or who are still there to send some of the funniest and interesting things that happened to them in boarding house or basically just talk about the boarding house experience and compile them all and turn it into a book. I've talked about it with my brother and some people i trust and they think its a good idea, ive been getting some responses from the people ive told but i was hoping that anyone who's reading this that has something funny to share about boarding house can email it to me at bhousememories@yahoo.com

Be real, use pidgin in places where you think it'd give the story a better feel, send as many true stories a possible and if they are very entertaining they'll make the cut.Of course you'll be compensated later on when the book hits the shelves, i need all the help i can get so people please help me make this happen. send it now!!!!

I know i would love to read about something funny that happened in feddy owerri or home science or isl,hmm who knows you probably find your name up in there but anyways please mail me with your name(not compulsory), school(very compulsory) , set you passed out with or class this memorable event happened to you.

Send as many as you want.

And oh if you have boarding house pictures and want to share, that'll be so great.

thanx.

what are the places in naija you used to visit as a kid that no longer exist or you dont go to anymore



i loved amusement park and water parks wonder what happened.


Mega games was nice


oh apapa club, fond ememories.


ahhh, pintos so many memories

video-net and gap , miss those days.

what is strong with you

dress make i siddon

oyibo pepper

dem say dem say

attache

why are you eyeing me

are you serious(naija girls best phrase)

na you get your mouth

who dash monkey banana

money miss road

God dey

pepper no rest

fine boy no pimples

i carry first

omo na bouncing

waka pass

the girl set

ova sabi

you dey mind am

early momo

if i show u my red eye

u go no say khaki no be leather

so therefore

that car is chasis


wetin man pikin go do

na condition make crayfish bed

on a skibbi jobo

u fashi my side

stuvs

parole dey

strong thing


gerrout

fatty bum bum

bloam bloam






skeleton 101

chop knuckle

is it beans

is it yam

na moin-moin for macdonalds

presido

with my koro koro eyes

i prefer her 'am like a bird' days, am not feeeling any of her new songs,

she's trying too hard to be a bad girl.

man eater, promiscious!?!?!?!?!?

we want the old nelly furtado.

Lord of ajasa, he came out with this tight song "otiya", and it didnt receive much airplay.

and paul play dairo, dude is on top.

mario's way talented, omarion doesnt compare, omarion who?

who the hell is aaliyah sef!!!!

i know we shudnt speak ill of the dead and all,but aaliyah wasnt that big a star,the only reason must of yall are shouting her name is cause she was a sweet,talented young woman and she's dead.

Ciara is definately the next aaliyah if not better.

how many hit singles did she have.
abeg leave matter jare

yall are acting like ciara has no talent.and to the people saying she looks like a msn.post ur pics lets compare.

nonesense!

AM SO SICK OF -SO SICK BY NEYO


and chris brown's -RUN IT.

Ever since a friend bought me his c.d i havnt stopped listening to it,its the first album by a nigerian musician where ive loved all the songs on it,he has really proved himself to all his critics, the best songs on the album are "forever" and "angel of my life"


what do you guys think of his songs, ever the video for angel of my life is smashing, my favorite naija artiste right now.

they are better off on their own,

like them better wen they r doing their own things,

its weird wen a chick says other chicks are hot, weird but good, shows she's not the typical jealous chick.

hope you know i was tryna be sarcastic with my whole entry o!

lol @ ur rhymes, they cracked me up

ha, no worries, that gino video was tight oh, yu dey sing?

abi u one begin to dey sing, which one?

Am just curious, who has heard about this 'Sauce kid' who making waves now,


his song with mike okri -omoge wa jo

what do u think about it?

i think he's aiight,nice video,superb quality, but not that creative.but he's okay.



to watch the video click this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF2eB7gt3gk&eurl=

The Nigerian music scene has taken off and grown tremendously over these past few years and is fast becoming a force to be reckoned with. It seems like it was only yesterday we were dragging our feet in an industry that had so much potential and so much to offer. With this development a myriad of musicians have crawled out of the wood work, some good, some bad, some downright rubbish. Forgetting one important thing about delving into music ‘u have to be able to sing, or at least have some talent’ you don’t just wake up one morning quit your day job and say because styl plus is doing it I can also do it…NO!…but can they really be blamed, in Nigeria songs that are catchy are the ones appreciated and receive much air-play even when we all know its crap, but the fact that it gets us bumping our head its okay, while songs that can actually be considered as good are not really given the acclaim they deserve, that’s why someone like Tony tetuila or jazzman olofin who sings in his new song ‘shake something’ can utter such rubbish-



“Shake your belly, like spaghetti”[/color]


But we overlook it because it’s a fun song. There are others worse than he is, but I guess that line just makes me angry. Give it up to him, he does catchy songs and all but why would a song like that receive so much airplay and even better ones are over looked, is he singing, rapping or just talking what’s his style of music. He says he’s a jazz-man, and I hope by that he means, someone who’s into jazz…but his music is nothing like jazz, abi na juju man, no wonder e dey sell. That’s why there are so many one hit wonders like Tony tetuila for example with ‘My car’…. Which I must admit was catchy but its obvious he lacks the talent if not, he’d have spurned another hit by now. Sometimes I wonder whether radio and t.v stations don’t screen the songs and video’s before they play them, thereby assaulting our ears,eyes with all sorts of rubbish. I mean every tom dick and harry feels they can just wake up, walk into a studio and start singing, without knowing the basics, hoping to be the next big thing- infact sef if that’s the case me and my brothers have, talked about starting our own group, called- party.



The name of our first single Is ‘WE CANT SING, BUT WE’RE BETTER THAN THE REST’ we’d be something like the ‘FUGEES’…like Lauryn hill, ill be singing and rapping both of which I don’t do really well but does it matter? As long as it’s something catchy.



For the video since we are working on a meager budget, we have to cut costs we’ll just invite some boys and girls in the area, tell them to wear their best get-up’s, or anybody reading this interested should contact me. Location will be at our crib, there’s ample space, video-girls will include my cousin and some of her friends all scantily clad in half-tops and hot-pants All they need to do is shake their ass till the music stops we don’t even need to see their faces.…I will be wearing a half-top even though it’s a music video and not a horror movie and we want to sell records but who will notice sef, as long as it’s a catchy song. My love handles will have their 3minutes of fame…yippee!!! Lekan a.k.a. BABY TRANGA will drop the first verse, ill take the chorus, Toye a.k.a. T-MONEY will take the 2nd verse and I will and rap a little. My rap will be something like this:


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[b]“L to da A to da I-D-E, ‘LAIDE’ be the name una go soon dey scream, no get yansh like beyonce or kishi like akande. But I still they drop lyrics wey una fit they sing. Wey dem dey, who dem be. Even EVE no get anything on this chic, I put LIL KIM for lyrical prison, sentenced to life for her whack ass skills. Shack REMY MARTIN, spit her out like Listerine, throw FOXY BROWN a dollar, the b*tch needs it. Move over MISSY am the next big thing, no pun intended but am fabulous and thick, 6ft,double D’s, dis girl is doing it big.wit in-ur-face lyrics, una no fit see me. Shebi na u, wey they run ur mouth say u fit spit, but no be me wey no know anything but I get skills. Which means, gbo gbo yin e kon ko rubbish. If u never get the memo, make I yarn you the Gist, even LAURYN HILL say, she feeling my skills. SASHA WHO? BOUQUI WHAT? Eyin o mo mi sha, mi o wa si be ma sere pelu eyin slackers. E wo so kpe o le gan, but emi le ju e lo, o le se lori agolo, but mo le se ti n ba ni apolo. Mi o mo ko lyrics, lori gongo, but mo le ko lyrics, to shake ur bum bum. Dropping nursery rhymes, parading as lyrics, but LAIDE is here to put an end, to all of their gimmicks. RUGGED MAN talk am - but Una still dey rap like mumu, your lyrics sef no sweet e dey smell like fufu…Like TUFACE IDIBIA I go speak my mind, u want overthrow me and take my shine. But like David- God’s anointed, u no fit touch me Lai Lai. Like tsunami I go pursue una one by one. Back into the crooked holes you crawled out from. party, uv never heard nothing like this.T-MONEY, BABY TRANGA and the queen L.D.[/b]


LOL.U wan try!!!! I can see it already, It’s a sure hit, record labels will be battling to sign us up, kennis music, storm, question mark and the likes. Move over stylplus, tuface, p-square-party has entered the building.



But on the real tho, big-ups to everyone contributing one way or another to the music industry. Am mad proud to be Nigerian

The Nigerian music scene has taken off and grown tremendously over these past few years and is fast becoming a force to be reckoned with. It seems like it was only yesterday we were dragging our feet in an industry that had so much potential and so much to offer. With this development a myriad of musicians have crawled out of the wood work, some good, some bad, some downright rubbish. Forgetting one important thing about delving into music ‘u have to be able to sing, or at least have some talent’ you don’t just wake up one morning quit your day job and say because styl plus is doing it I can also do it…NO!…but can they really be blamed, in Nigeria songs that are catchy are the ones appreciated and receive much air-play even when we all know its crap, but the fact that it gets us bumping our head its okay, while songs that can actually be considered as good are not really given the acclaim they deserve, that’s why someone like Tony tetuila or jazzman olofin who sings in his new song ‘shake something’ can utter such rubbish-



“Shake your belly, like spaghetti”[/color]


But we overlook it because it’s a fun song. There are others worse than he is, but I guess that line just makes me angry. Give it up to him, he does catchy songs and all but why would a song like that receive so much airplay and even better ones are over looked, is he singing, rapping or just talking what’s his style of music. He says he’s a jazz-man, and I hope by that he means, someone who’s into jazz…but his music is nothing like jazz, abi na juju man, no wonder e dey sell. That’s why there are so many one hit wonders like Tony tetuila for example with ‘My car’…. Which I must admit was catchy but its obvious he lacks the talent if not, he’d have spurned another hit by now. Sometimes I wonder whether radio and t.v stations don’t screen the songs and video’s before they play them, thereby assaulting our ears,eyes with all sorts of rubbish. I mean every tom dick and harry feels they can just wake up, walk into a studio and start singing, without knowing the basics, hoping to be the next big thing- infact sef if that’s the case me and my brothers have, talked about starting our own group, called- party.



The name of our first single Is ‘WE CANT SING, BUT WE’RE BETTER THAN THE REST’ we’d be something like the ‘FUGEES’…like Lauryn hill, ill be singing and rapping both of which I don’t do really well but does it matter? As long as it’s something catchy.



For the video since we are working on a meager budget, we have to cut costs we’ll just invite some boys and girls in the area, tell them to wear their best get-up’s, or anybody reading this interested should contact me. Location will be at our crib, there’s ample space, video-girls will include my cousin and some of her friends all scantily clad in half-tops and hot-pants All they need to do is shake their ass till the music stops we don’t even need to see their faces.…I will be wearing a half-top even though it’s a music video and not a horror movie and we want to sell records but who will notice sef, as long as it’s a catchy song. My love handles will have their 3minutes of fame…yippee!!! Lekan a.k.a. BABY TRANGA will drop the first verse, ill take the chorus, Toye a.k.a. T-MONEY will take the 2nd verse and I will and rap a little. My rap will be something like this:


[color=#770077]


[b]“L to da A to da I-D-E, ‘LAIDE’ be the name una go soon dey scream, no get yansh like beyonce or kishi like akande. But I still they drop lyrics wey una fit they sing. Wey dem dey, who dem be. Even EVE no get anything on this chic, I put LIL KIM for lyrical prison, sentenced to life for her whack ass skills. Shack REMY MARTIN, spit her out like Listerine, throw FOXY BROWN a dollar, the b*tch needs it. Move over MISSY am the next big thing, no pun intended but am fabulous and thick, 6ft,double D’s, dis girl is doing it big.wit in-ur-face lyrics, una no fit see me. Shebi na u, wey they run ur mouth say u fit spit, but no be me wey no know anything but I get skills. Which means, gbo gbo yin e kon ko rubbish. If u never get the memo, make I yarn you the Gist, even LAURYN HILL say, she feeling my skills. SASHA WHO? BOUQUI WHAT? Eyin o mo mi sha, mi o wa si be ma sere pelu eyin slackers. E wo so kpe o le gan, but emi le ju e lo, o le se lori agolo, but mo le se ti n ba ni apolo. Mi o mo ko lyrics, lori gongo, but mo le ko lyrics, to shake ur bum bum. Dropping nursery rhymes, parading as lyrics, but LAIDE is here to put an end, to all of their gimmicks. RUGGED MAN talk am - but Una still dey rap like mumu, your lyrics sef no sweet e dey smell like fufu…Like TUFACE IDIBIA I go speak my mind, u want overthrow me and take my shine. But like David- God’s anointed, u no fit touch me Lai Lai. Like tsunami I go pursue una one by one. Back into the crooked holes you crawled out from. party, uv never heard nothing like this.T-MONEY, BABY TRANGA and the queen L.D.[/b]


LOL.U wan try!!!! I can see it already, It’s a sure hit, record labels will be battling to sign us up, kennis music, storm, question mark and the likes. Move over stylplus, tuface, p-square-party has entered the building.



But on the real tho, big-ups to everyone contributing one way or another to the music industry. Am mad proud to be Nigerian