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Pets › Re: I Was Sold A Local Dog Instead Of A Gsd/cauc Cross Breed Advice. by laivwire(m): 11:33pm On May 02, 2016
Just look at those dogs. Lwkmd cheesy
Romance › Re: Calabar Vs Yoruba Girls Which One Do You Preferred by laivwire(m): 5:44pm On May 02, 2016
Preferred? Nigga go back to school
Science/Technology › Re: Guinness World Record: The Farthest Hoverboard Flight Measures 7,388-feet by laivwire(m): 5:38pm On May 02, 2016
Awesome cool
Autos › Re: Naija Use Calacuzo Power Bike by laivwire(m): 12:19pm On Apr 30, 2016
Do you know, the only site on the world wide web where Calakuzo bike is mentioned is this your thread.

Is this bike custom made or you are getting the spelling utterly wrong.
Car Talk › Re: Help:my Brother's Car Has Bin Seized By Custom Officials. by laivwire(m): 12:48am On Apr 25, 2016
oblo:
Definitely the customs paper...

we need to know exactly what the issue is with the papers. Some time if not in all cases those customs guys also play on the ignorance of car owners as well. For example.. i. was driving one of the cars that I was actively involved in the clearing. That was in 2013.

Fast foward to 2016 when I was driving down to the east I was stopped by customs at Itele along lagos benin express just after ijebuode or so and was told I did not pay complete duty for the car.
The guy opened a customs book with CURRENT rates bla bla bla.. and showed me the supposed amount or percentage I was supposed to pay as against mine.
I was almost fooled until it clicked and I just told him " Oga this moto na since 2013 e enter o no be 2016 or 15 sef." this rate you dey show me na new rate sir"...

The look on his face was like I just spilt his milk(which I did actually) .

I was handed my papers and off I went.



So my point is if I was ignorant or not smart enough I would have had my car "illegally" impounded till I coughed out a hefty sum....so ask your brothers what exactly the issue they were told was the problem with their papers. It can never be insurance. Customs have nothing to do with that.
That dude just defines a very silly crook. Reminds meow an incident about 3 weeks back when I was stopped by an FRSC patrol team. They claimed my licence showed a different car from my truck, a apssat belonging to a woman inAbuja and so my vehicle was to be impounded bla bla. I was like Oga, let me see this gadget you're holding and what its saying only for me to discover he switched one of the first letters.

Im sure my look was indescribable, he smiled sheepishly and handed me my papers.

Crooks!
Autos › Re: Its gone..abeg. by laivwire(m): 11:25pm On Apr 24, 2016
qunleajayi:
Olu, its a black 230 SLK 2001 model. The car is currently in Akure.

I cant send you the pictures because the car is by now covered in dust but take my word that there isnt a single dent on the body, but u might need to respray.

I am selling at a give away price. so let me know if you are game
Boss, Im totally game but I can't up from my location without some proof of what Im coming for. Some extra details as well as current pictures are key for me. You can forward them to my mail and we'll get up from there. Expecting your revert boss.
Autos › Re: Clearance Sale!!! Price Slashed..Nigerian Used Audi A4 Quattro by laivwire(m): 10:42pm On Apr 24, 2016
I never knew asking a simple question can become such a grievous crime. Just because he dug up a past thread and he curious doesn't mean you should tag it as nonsense, idleness and sarcasm.

A seller should be more polite in his conversations with potential buyers or customers.

Thanks
Autos › Re: Relocation Sales!!! by laivwire(m): 2:00am On Apr 24, 2016
I believe pictures will do further justice
Technology Market › Re: 9 Devices You May Own To Qualify You As A Gadget-freaked Man by laivwire(m): 11:18am On Apr 22, 2016
Checked on it. I own four to the listed gadgets so I guess I qualify as a gadget freak
Autos › Re: Clean Used Lexus ES 300 For Sale by laivwire(m): 7:26am On Apr 22, 2016
Asking price?
Autos › Re: Hot Hot Neatly Used 99/2000 Model Honda Crv 750k by laivwire(m): 7:23am On Apr 22, 2016
Dappymotors:
Morning
Has the car been sold?
Autos › Re: Clean Mercedes Benz E-class 2001 (American Spec)/Nigerian Used For Urgent Sale by laivwire(m): 7:16am On Apr 22, 2016
Location, engine size, how much for the 'urgent' sale?
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 03 Honda Crv @600k by laivwire(m): 4:53pm On Apr 20, 2016
Does that 3.5ltr engine belong to the crv?!
Autos › Re: Reg 2005 Audi A4 Automatic 450k by laivwire(m): 6:45am On Apr 20, 2016
2005 ko. 2015 ni
Car Talk › Re: Ever Had Your Vehicle Stolen, Or Broken Into? by laivwire(m): 8:27pm On Apr 19, 2016
Ive got several stories but Ill share one. I was returning from the mechanics shop that night and unknown to me he didn't tighten the nut on the front passenger tyre of the car. During an attempt to overtake at top speed, the tyre vibrated hard and flew up spinning and bouncing till it crashed into a parked vehicle.

I managed to bring the car to a stop on the bank of the road amid sparks and grinding on the pavement. I left the car and went to look for help. Upon return, I saw the right passenger window smashed, the bonnet open and the rear seats tampered with. Radio, battery, Speakers and tyres(with the wheels) gone.

crazy experience I tell you
Autos › Re: Hot Hot Neatly Used 99/2000 Model Honda Crv 750k by laivwire(m): 5:03pm On Apr 16, 2016
Clean, can it go for #550k?
Autos › Re: Super Clean Toyota Camry V6 Model 2001 @ 730k Negotiable by laivwire(m): 7:18am On Apr 16, 2016
cimamotor:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'ld like to bid for N500k.Cash immediately
Autos › Re: Super Clean Jetta For Quick Sale by laivwire(m): 9:39am On Apr 15, 2016
What year? where are the pictures? C'mon man
Business › Re: Looking For Company That Print On Nylon Or Plastic Food Pack by laivwire(m): 10:41pm On Apr 11, 2016
Hello. I need contacts of these printers located up North, Abuja and upwards. Ill really appreciate.

Thanks
TV/Movies › I Think James Bond Franchise Is Getting Wacky by laivwire(op): 12:50am On Apr 11, 2016
I am a big fan of the 007 movies and having watched all the movies right from the 60s starring Sean Connery till date and must I say the James bond movies have become quite disappointing especially after Daniel Craig took over.

I was enthusiastic when I watched the trailer for Spectre but a trifle disappointed when I watched the movie. Its wack! No high tech, an unruly 007 agent and heck, the car chase scenes are worse off. In comparison to the Fast and furious, Mission Impossible and the Expendables series, United artists should just take a break from the movie scene or change the director IMHO.

Can wait for a new Bond character tho. Just thinking
Business › Re: How Can This Sugar Maintain Market Leadership For 30 Years? by laivwire(m): 8:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
First due to its long time existence , that brand has got high equity.
2. There's been no serious competition as such.
3. They have not reneged on quality or pricing. What more do you expect?
Phones › Re: Phone Evil: Guys, Don't Try This In The Toilet EVER! by laivwire(m): 11:33pm On Apr 09, 2016
JanethEze:
So as Y'all already know, I have been obsessed with my Boom player because the sound coming out of that thing is sick (by "sick" I mean awesome) and because of that, I've been listening to TOO MUCH MUSIC (my poor ears)

Anyway, earlier this morning, I decided to do some spring cleaning grin little did I know I was in for a NASTY surprise.

I went on to the toilet after I was done with my room and placed my phone on the sink and started to scrub the WC with the toilet brush.

It was all good and all until my Jam came up mehn!! Sorry by Justin Bieber

I lost my sh!t (like wahhhhhh) cool and I started to sing along while STILL scrubbing the toilet with the toilet brush.

I was singing " Is it too late now to say SOOOOORRYYYY, coz I'm missing more than just your BOOOOOOOO..." and then it happened....

The water, from that nasty a$$ toilet went straight into my beautiful mouth..... cry

I literally ran out and started to scream so loud. Then I started crying and just sat on the floor.

I swore never to do that again.
grin, I can imagine. I hope you brushed up immediately tho.



Had to check up your profile when I read this.

You got some hot legs. wink
Autos › Re: A Used Nissan Almera Automatic For Sale (must Go In 120hrs) by laivwire(m): 10:37am On Mar 31, 2016
There are no pictures in this your thread oh
Autos › Re: . by laivwire(m): 6:15pm On Mar 26, 2016
The front and rear of this car are from different years. Op, did you switch the rear bumper at some point?
Business › Re: Where Can I Get These Printed Packs?? by laivwire(op): 5:53pm On Mar 26, 2016
bump
Business › Where Can I Get These Printed Packs?? by laivwire(op): 2:33pm On Mar 25, 2016
I'm to commence production of a cereal and the product is in powder form. I need small sealed nylon/polythene packages with full coloured prints like Omo, Ariel #50 packs. I learnt I will have to carry my products to the company for them to package but the companies I have come across are in Lagos while I'm in the Kaduna.

I will appreciate it if I can get the contact of any of these packaging companies that are situated up north, Abuja and upwards.

Many thanks in anticipation.

Autos › Re: Abuja: BMW 3SERIES E46 For Sale by laivwire(m):
What year? 2004? AC working? still waiting for more pictures, I'm interested and close by
Terseer:
Double vanos
6 cylinder
Automatic drive (Steptronic)
Leather seats
Etc
Minor fixtures to be made
Price: 550k negotiable
Interested call 08061287168 serious buyers only
Location: Abuja. Kubwa
More pictures later
No updates?
Autos › Re: Clean Registered Kia Optima Neatly Used by laivwire(m): 3:57am On Mar 23, 2016
wisdomautos:
Neatly used 2011 Kia Optima super clean and sound
V4
Leather interior
CD
Ac chilling like freezer
Sound engine
Good gear
Clean in and out
Alloy rims
Good tyres
Buy and drive to anywhere

Price 1.3m negotiable

08149441180, 08128649500 whatsapp
location and pictures?
Phones › Re: How To Hide Your Private Chats/messages In Whatsapp Conversation by laivwire(m): 12:11am On Mar 18, 2016
pillan:
nice but once you switch on your data and the person decides to send you a message..ur convos will still appear so it doesn't really hide conversations
pls tell him oh. One message from that side chick you're hiding will spill out the whole archived chats you stashed somewhere. There are even better ways of hiding chats yet Op's topic sounds him talking like one boss.
Romance › Re: When A Lady Is Raped... (pics) by laivwire(m): 4:25pm On Mar 16, 2016
JoaHynppes:
When a lady is raped, she reports to the police.
But when a dude is been raped, he tells his friends.
get raped by a gay ni**a and tell me if you will let your friends know
Autos › Re: Sold by laivwire(m): 10:33am On Mar 14, 2016
XerXesNG:
No. Sorry.
No problem boss. If it's still available by April, I'll come pick up.

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