tkb417:

my brother

pls buy the burger plenty

as soon as i read that from her, the spirit fled from me and i heard a voice deep from heaven saying

" why are you bothering yourself, her boss got to her through kfc burger in the first place" as soon as i heard that, i decided to retrace my steps cos it seems im dealing with a woman that cannot be cleansed in 365 days

Prophet TKB417, ABEG NO FINISH ME WITH LAUGHTER , please give details of ur church service so that I can partake in urpowerful ministration

man shall not live by bread alone mister man

buy her a bible

@tkb417 , u see say she even prefer the burger to bible,

Tink_sh:

Did she have an affair or him? You said 'he had an affair with his wife'?? Has he been to a doctor to confirm what it is? Cos itching can be caused by many, many things!!

true talk,,,,,,,,,,,

Aisha, abeg forget about ur boss, he is of no good 2 u, please concentrate on your husband , mould him into those irresistible qualities u found in ur boss. Give him clues of how to improve his bedroom skills if that is one of the things entangling u to ur oga.

Abeg, cleanse urself of this horrible act , u might even endanger ur innocent hubby.

Biko, jor, abeg, If u told me u not do it again, I will buy u KFC BURGER.

Mean while, we are both married. I love him so much because he's the best thing to happen to me.

Na wa oooooooooooo, women, so ur boss is better than ur husband,,,,,,,,, instead of u to thank ur stars that ur illicit runs has finally crashed, u are still feeling dejected about it. Wait, tell me how u go home and face ur husband after ur boss don tidy u well. Where u dey when dem dey sell SHAME. So if u get belle now, na ur husband get am abi,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ^{shaking head}

One thing is for sure though, you were just a spermatozoa bank (no offence) and dude has moved on to the next pray.

  , ^{see ur life} U know even get good advicer. If na me be ur husband, u know wetin I go do,,,,,,,,

what a pity , ur husband for hin mind now _{(my wife is the best thing that could ever happened to me)}

. as per secret location . . .wat i dont know wont hurt me . . .no b so? relationship no b by force . .it's by God's grace to have a patner who dosnt cheat

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so would u quit a relationship if u discovered ur partner is a cheat?

Now the question, why do u need a woman or a girl friend, is it because of friendship/companionship
or is it just to drain your pocket after which she will go for another guy? or is it all about sex and fun?

@Ayowumie,
we need women for a lot of things apart from fun and s.ex , is just that the girl in question is all those I-never-chop-girl .

Mr~Cork:

TABLE, bro, it simply means u r Broke!!! its all about moiney, bro. she aint feeelin u. truss me

thats a Nigerian woman for u, Next time, LOOK b4 your leap!! (no oofeinse)

@MR CORK, but some naija women despite all cash they are pampered with , they still go out to tidy,,,,,,,,

Creamish:

i'l invite myself and ensure d dinner ends wit me goin home wit my man and she goin to hell . .

@Creamish, u harsh ooo, at least confront ur guy first about it , what if they fixed a date to a secret location what would u do,,,, madam take am easy

LMAO with this thread,,,,,,,,, abi na by force to be FATHER,

9icest:


I dont know why people like you still live in the 21st century. Whats the protection against bullets if not bulletproof.
Weaklings like you think every politician has some demon shielding them. And you call yourself educated?

@9icest, you are not nice in every ramification of the word, what i posted was just to create a mockery of the whole drama and moreover u called me a weakling, so you are the superhero abi. And to think that I care about how politicians protect themselves is  a gross conclusion on your part. The only conclusion I can deduce from your repulsive post is that you are a BIG FOOL and you know what -- _{A fool is like the big drum that beats fast but does not realize its hollowness} . i dont think I have that time to exchange words with slumdog and my humble conclusion is (The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way).[s][/s]

samkal:

the guy would ve become famous only if he open dat door and pull a trigger

Then if the sludge failed to pierce through Baba, we would be more convince that Baba is not man-made.

Who cares whether it is semantics or not, who is bothered about who was imposed or deposed, who is fussing about political dogfather or godfather, what we want is someone that can give us results and to a great extent Fashola is best amongst his compatriots. Maybe you are not seeing the transformation in Lagos then you need a goggle. I think we need to understand that the Nigerian polity is systematically different from what you have in other parts of the world and it is still at its nascent stage. If not for those who understan the unique political terrain of Lagos state, it would have been lost to spoilers and opportunists who are determined  to see Lagos as a failed state. Prove me wrong if you can mention any credible candidate that would have done better than fashola in the last 3 years. Am waiting??

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

The preamble of the constitution of United states of America know as the known as the statement of purpose “ We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. ”
—United States Constitution, Preamble

The phrase "We the People" indicates that the government of the United States "is, emphatically and truly, a government of the people," rather than a league of the states.[16]


SO BASICALLY , THEIR FOUNDING FATHERS HAD A VISION OF WHAT THEY WANT THEIR COUNTRY TO BE LIKE AND THEY FOUGHT ENDLESSLY TO ACHIEVE IT.

IF YOU CHECK THE AMERICAN DOLLAR BILL U WILL SEE '' IN GOD WE TRUST'' , THAT IS JUST TO SHOW YOU THAT THEY RECOGNISE THE ALMIGHTY GOD AS THE SUPREME MAKER OF THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH. SO GIVE ME A REASON WHY THEY SHOULD NOT BE SO BLESSED?

McCoy91:

Some people are so funny/stupi.d. Before any revoluionary ever raised his hand, he was not happy at the way things were. Assuming you went out with your spouse & he/she embarrassed you, do you come back home & smile as if nothing happened without voicing your displeasure? I think the ones who are unpatroitic are those happy with the way things are now. Perhaps you or relatives are profiting. IMO, dis thread is not to pen-bash naija per se but to create disgust against those things that are destroying her. To help us put our country right.

Come to think of it , is not all about ranting your displeasure about the sordid state of your country that will bring about the change needed.  Words and thoughts concerning compassionate action that are not put into practice are like beautiful flowers that are colorful but have no fragrance. _{([sub]get that into your unrefined skull})[/sub] . Dont come here and be lamenting about ur woes of being a Nigerian rather suggest possible and applicable actions that can be taken to alleviate her condition. Okay , have you not heard that the next set of revolution is the revolution of ideas, not your wack ass method of washing your dirty linen in the public. We want people who can profer solutions, those that are passionate about change. I am not saying it is wrong to vent your anger but at least exhibit some level of patriotism. Tell me if Nigeria happens to be your son and he steals, are you going to condem him to firing squad. I dont care where you are right now, can join people outside this country to paint a bad image about your country. If you can do this, then you are not worthy of being called a NIgerian.

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^^ this is just one of the meaningful replies so far on this topic if not the only one. @poster, if not for God sake, for humans sake, what was your purpose of bringing up this insane and ridiculous topic, every1 knows that Nigeria has problems, but instead of giving ideas of way foward, all you can do is to publicly make a meal out of it. Not minding that u are seeking 4 greener pasture in another country, u still channel your directionless mind to your homeland to cajole it. YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE OF THE FIRST ORDER. And to those who join him to cast stones, are you without sin?? CORRUPTION!! CORRUPTION!! CORRUPTION!! How many times have you and I said no to it in our daily individual lives, BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS NATION WILL BE FREED FROM ALL THESE PROBLEMS SOMEDAY, BUT YOU AND I ARE THE SOLUTION IF WE CHANGE THE PERSPECTIVE WE HAVE ABOUT OURSELVES,

Guy, u make sense, i feel ur post,,,,, thanks man.  At least we still have Nigerians who still believe in the dream, imagine an average American will say GOD BLESS AMERICA, even when he only survive on state social support. But here, we just condem our own country. JUst leave them anything wey them like make them talk

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Most of you here, is either your parents or your close relatives contributed to our dear countries problem. Its either your parents where once at the herm of affair and stole money , or that they failed to do the right thing when they where in position,stole our money and sent you abroad to school or stay and today, YOU THEIR CHILDREN OR RELATIVES OR BENEFACTORS ARE BLAMING THOSE IN POWER TODAY OR BLAMING WE THAT ARE IN NIGERIA FOR THERE FATHERS SIN. ASK YOUR PARENTS /RELATIVES HOW THE CONTRIBUTED TO THE GROWTH OR DEATH OF THIS GREAT COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA. ASK QUESTIONS OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
May God help us all.

Does that exclude your own parents or relatives??

Abeg, this is too much, please we should not just wallow in dissappoinment and be complaining about the state of our beloved country. Abeg , make una  change this thread to how we move this country forward. If we continue like this, we are just making a mockery of ourselves. In reality UK, USA AND ANY PART OF THE WESTERN WORLD can not be like our land. This is the land of our fore-fathers, our past leaders sacrifice their lives to build this nation. We cant just let their labour  be in vain. We must stand and fight injustices in all its ramifications, if we all decide to jet out of this country, who will be left. Who is going to steer the wheel of our national development?( _{DONT BE BOTHERED ABOUT OUR LEADERS WHO TOLD US THAT WE ARE THE FUTURE LEADERS OF TOMORROW, COS THEY ARE JUST MUTATING THEIR POSITIONS WITH THEIR CHILDREN)}

[s]SOMETIMES i WISH I WAS NEVER BORN A NIGERIAN BUT WHENEVER I LOOK AT THE BEAUTY OF BEING A NIGERIAN, I ONLY BUT THANK GOD THAT I AM A NIGERIAN[/s].
BROTHERS AND SISTERS , OMO NAIJA , ALE FI EYIN SHI PEPSI, IT CANT  JUST GET WORST AGAIN , I KNOW FOR SURE IT WILL ONLY GET BETTER.

just give it 2 him

We are the most incredible ( outta naija, straighht from naija)

guy, ur post make sense too much, this post is going into my archive.

I feel u men.
keep it up

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what a dumb question, men should be one complainin about this, we can only get s3x from the ladies. Ladies want money, s3x, recharge cards, bags, shoes, phones, she want to change her hair style of N3,500 in 2weeks, she wants to change wardrobe with new set of outfits, body cream, manicure nd pedicure etc haba! only from the man income? I wish every guys world wide can abstain from girls only 6months "make we see who go first relegate, na frustration go kill many women" even its not about money it wil be about s3x lol

if not for that little-guy below that is always in constant battle for them , it would have been a much more wonderful world without them. Na lie oooo, ^{am yet to disover anything sweeter than a woman}

Mordernisation of Girls:

1970:Luv me but dont touch me. 1980:Touch me but dnt kiss me.
1990:Kiss me but dnt do anything more. 2000: Do everything but dnt tellany1.
2010: -( the blackberry age)Do everything otherwise i will tell evryone that you cant
do anything!--- _{THAT IS USUALLY SHE HAS SUCCEED IN SUCKING UP YOUR BANK ACCOUNT}

thank you all for sharing your knowledge with us on nairaland. @YasmiNija and @Negro_Ntns , i really appreciate ur contribution.
Can just imagine my day with nairaland.

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Guy try begin forget about her, she is playing smart cos she knws u luv her. be careful with her, she has fallen for the mans money but needs u 4 husband, so she will always want u around, just try other ladies , i knw it wil nt b easy, but the sooner the better 4 u, life goes on.ADMIT IT, u dont trust her anymore and your love for her is now unstable. dont keep a relationship u cant trust your partner cos it is the foundation of every relationship not love. Take kia

LMAO with this thread. WITH THE ABOVE POST, U MAKE SENSE DIEEEEEEEEE, ONLY THE WEAK-HEARTED MAN ARE AFRAID OF MAKING FIRM DECISIONS

Guy, if u like urself, Q-U-I-T.,, I KNOW IT IS VERY DIFFICULT TO DO BUT AM TELLING YOU FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE THAT IT WILL BE THE BEST DECISION YOU HAVE EVER TAKEN IN YOUR LIFE.

Love is not blind; it is an extra eye, which shows us what is most worthy of regard------- BE A MAN, BE RESOLUTE TO TAKE FIRM DECISION, BUT IF U CANNOT, U MUST BE READY TO PROVE WITH ALL EVIDENCE THAT THEY ARE YET TO BE SEXUALLY INVOLVED---- THEN HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT,,,,,,,

I THINK YOU SHOULD START ADJUSTING YOUR LIFE TO HOW TO TURN YOUR WOUNDS TO WISDOM,,,,,,,, i no say the girl don wound u seriously,e dey be like that at times.

HOWEVER, DONT RUSH INTO TAKING DECISIONS , BE EXTRA WISE WITH HER NOW COS SHE IS NOT ONLY YOURS,,.

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And when they get to this stage, they forget all the features that they claim turns dem off while running from one holy ghost service to anointing service praying for just any man.

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am laughing my ass out with ur post,,,,,,,,,,,,Instead of them to focus on the inner beauty of the man, they go about dating Tom, Dick and Harry. As them why cant u marry Tom, they tell u he is too short, I only want to siphon his money then dump him. Press further and ask what of Dick, they say that one i like him sha but he is too hairy. Then go for Harry now, they will tell u why they cant marry Harry is because he is pot-bellied can even allow him to touch their bra. But they have forgotten that ---------''You can only be young once. But you can always be immature." Let them bring it on;;;;;;;;;;;; we are ready for them