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Jobs/Vacancies / Urgently Needed -female Data Entry Officer by lajjy(m): 12:23pm On Sep 27, 2018
We want to urgently hire a young lady who stays within Ikeja environs as a Data Entry Officer in a multi-racial business settings.

REQUIREMENTS.
She must have a good knowledge of MS word and excel office suites.
She must be able to communicate excellently well in English Language.
She must be discreet in handling confidential information and have the ability to work with minimum supervision.

Interested individuals should should send their Curriculum vitae to : jidethomas_2@yahoo.com

Please Note: This position comes with good remuneration and STRICTLY for someone that stays within Ikeja, Alausa, Ogba, Berger Only
Music/Radio / Re: Where Is Tosin Jegede (And Others)? by lajjy(m): 11:04am On Mar 24, 2016
Who remembers Jesus i love you, Jesus i love you Jesus i love you because you died for me,
by Lauryn Okotie?


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Thanks , I have been searching for the name of this lady for years, God bless you.
Career / Re: Lagos And My Polythene Bag. A MUST Read by lajjy(m): 11:33am On Jul 21, 2014
Good job, well crafted. Please keep the fire burning.....................................
Programming / Re: 3 Futa Students Bag Award On Software Creation by lajjy(m): 12:00pm On Jul 07, 2011
Yes oooooooooooo, Greatest Futarians,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Am proud to be a Futarian,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Politics / Re: Nigerian Mum Flew Into Britain And Had Quinns by lajjy(m): 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2011
@Last Page:

Thank you Dear, U are a personification of what I call (THE-RIGHT-THINKING-ONES). Not all those are supposed to keep their mouth shut so that they can load up enough fart to clean off their intestine,
Politics / Re: Jonathan Warns Ibb, Atiku Over Inciting Statements by lajjy(m): 1:39pm On Dec 17, 2010
yES YES YES,

My President is hitting the bull's eye-----------No single individual is greater than Nigeria,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

GEJ DON DEY CHOP LIVER SMALL SMALL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Politics / Re: Sambo Says Efcc Recovered 11 Billion Dollars by lajjy(m): 4:11pm On Dec 12, 2010
blackcypha:

SO FREAKiNG WAT?
Still in DARKNESS like t"was the 16th century,
Use it to build power stations , WE NEED POWER silly![b][/b]

Brosssss, u dey vex seriouslyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, lol grin grin

na so dem go talk but the money we no go see the impact
Romance / Re: How Do I Know. . . by lajjy(m): 5:10pm On Dec 10, 2010
make una no kill me with laughter here,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Big Issue Of My Whole Life by lajjy(m): 5:35pm On Dec 09, 2010
I understand ur pains , but u know what? Put God first in everything u do , ur story will soon change.
Jokes Etc / Re: Condoms & Helmets by lajjy(m): 6:33pm On Dec 08, 2010
nice one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
Fashion / Re: Pictures3 by lajjy(m): 3:53pm On Nov 25, 2010
what is the price of the chuks in the second pix , i need to know
Romance / Re: Blackberry Palava: Babes N Stupidity by lajjy(m): 3:23pm On Nov 22, 2010
aca77:

Despite its much vaunted
qualities, nobody has been able
to make any coherent sense
about the exclusive features of
the blackberry apart from the
rather dispensable Blackberry
Instant Messenger.
I don't know about the rest of the
world, but in Nigeria it is clear
that for MOST people owning a
blackberry is all about
'belonging', or showing one's
'levels'. It kinda reminds me of
the Thuraya phone that 'reigned'
many years ago - an ugly,
weighty and pretty useless
satelite phone whose only
selling point was that it can be
used anywhere that ordinary
phone networks service does not
cover. Trust shallow Nigerians,
they rushed to buy it because of
its very expensive price tag in
order to be called 'big boy' or 'big
girl'. Thats what it is with this
blackberry nonsense.

I use a nokia e72 smartphone
(whose price is similar or even
higher than many mid-range
blackberry models). With this
phone, I can receive and send
instant emails (push email), I can do instant
messaging on a multi-platform
level (Yahoo Messenger,
Facebook Messaging, MSN, ICQ,
Gtalk, etc), courtesy of third-party
apps like ebuddy, palringo and
nimbuzz. I can even send and
receive files of all kinds (pics,
word documents, etc). The phone
has a host of delightful
applications including an in-built
scanner (yes, scanner - I can use d
phone's camera to scan
documents, pictures, forms,
business cards, etc with unbelievable clarity; and can also
'copy' hardcopy documents and
'paste' in softcopy in the phone
and transfer to a pc!). And it goes
on and on. I achieve all of this
with a N1000 monthly data plan.

So when people yap on about
how you can do 'business' and
send files and keep in touch with
clients and all that, they are not
saying anything new because my
nokia e72 business phone can do
ALL of that and a whole lot more!
So what is the BIG DEAL about
blackberry? Someone should pls
explain. The fact is that the 'pin'
concept is a commercial
masterstroke by RIM (BB's
manufacturers); the pin is what
creates a sort of 'belonging'
exclusivity or 'class distinction' that is really empty
and adds no unique value. And of
course Nigerians are always at
the forefront of wanting to
'belong' in anything that even
remotely involves empty
exclusivity or 'class'. Thats why every
cheap girl would sleep around to
buy a BB or pay the mothly fees, and also why any shallow, empty-headed
hungry boy would use his accomodation money to buy BB and later look for who to squat with in school. Pity.


Chief, u talk well abeg,
Romance / Re: A Man Slept With A Dead Body 4 1 Million,will U Do It? by lajjy(m): 2:43pm On Nov 20, 2010
NA LIE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIVE US THE SOURCE OF UR STORY B4 WE GO BELIEVE UOOOOOOOOO
Romance / Re: Which Is Better; Divource, Murder Or Been Killed by lajjy(m): 2:28pm On Nov 20, 2010
GUY, i feel 4 u, I know what you are going through but the war u have to fight now is how to get the custody of your son when his age is due cos if u dont,the kid would be brainwashed to believe that u are not a responisble father. I dont think U need anymore advice cos her chapter in your life has closed (PERIOD). The only ties btw u and her is ur son. The root cause of ur problem with her is the MOSTER-IN-LAW of a mother she has. Be strong and face your future,
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by lajjy(m): 1:59pm On Nov 20, 2010
banom:

you believe i fabricated the story yet you waste all your efforts responding to it, is that not joblessness ? nawa ooo .

lol grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: I Am A Victim Of June 12 -IBB Says In Exclusive Interview by lajjy(m): 1:53pm On Nov 20, 2010
Please I need somebody to explain to me what gave me the patience to read through that lengthy interview,

IBB,IBB,IBB, hmmmmmmmmmmm

OKAY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What made this man to be so influential,this guy is a perfect serpent
He acts like a god,,,,,,,,,,,,,abeg.

We dont want nightmares again in our lives,
Politics / Re: Zain Is Now Airtel! by lajjy(m): 11:21am On Nov 20, 2010
I think they should be nominated for Guinness Book Of Records
TV/Movies / Re: "BLACK GOLD" New Nollywood Hit By Jeta Amata by lajjy(m): 3:39pm On Nov 19, 2010
thumbs up ?
Sports / Re: Finidi George Joins Real Betis Technical Crew by lajjy(m): 3:17pm On Nov 19, 2010
wesley80:

If only Okocha would stop clubbing and put himself to good use, perharps he might help us by replicating himself.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

@wesley80: But they is at least busy, CLUBBING OR COACHING -------- WORK IS WORK?
Romance / Re: How Do You Know He/she Is Right For You by lajjy(m): 3:13pm On Nov 19, 2010
@DYT, U have got a lovely pix there. How are u doing , hope u are kool.
Romance / Re: Am In Love With My Best Friend, But Hes Getting Married Soon To Another Girl! by lajjy(m): 11:05am On Nov 18, 2010
I dont want believe is just of recent u started falling in love with in him, I think you have unduly waited too long and am sure you know it is too late to make your intentions known now. I feel you should just forget about it cos u wouldn't want people to start calling you all sort of names.

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Politics / Re: Policemen Fighting by lajjy(m): 3:52pm On Nov 12, 2010
Beaf:

^


They are just a sorry bunch of crooks and clowns.

guy, i just love ur rhymes, i think we should give it MI, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Policemen Fighting by lajjy(m): 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2010
Beaf:

shocked shocked shocked
These fckers are no better than hoodums. Imagine if the gun one of them is holding had gone off?!

Then the story would have been more interesting at least , come to think of it, what could they be fighting each other for if not 5o naira.
Politics / Re: Policemen Fighting by lajjy(m): 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

e be like say na nollywood dey on set, i no wan believe my eyes

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: The Way Relationship Easily Collapes This Days. by lajjy(m): 1:48pm On Nov 12, 2010
Basically it all boils down to misplaced priorities. These days, relationship easily crumbles because people don’t know why they are in a relationship, they can’t endure neither are they willing to sacrifice for each other. We create an abnormal standard for ourselves, we don’t even know how to forgive when offended, we have abandon meekness and humility instead carving for ourselves egoistically-hyped lifestyle. Westernisation has destroyed our virtues and heritage, machoism and feminism are constantly the driving force of our present day lifestyle. Am not against westernization but we have infiltrated our mentality with alien culture, so the drama we see in the news is MARRIED TODAY, DIVORCE TOMORROW.

Anyhow, e no matter how u take do am.
.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Vs Nicky Minaj by lajjy(m): 6:26pm On Nov 11, 2010
the two of them baddddddddddd

abeg the choice hard,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Romance / Re: Office Romance: Yes Or No To Dating A Co-worker? by lajjy(m): 6:21pm On Nov 11, 2010
kokoye:

Not good.

we didnt really date . .we were just friends with benefits. But after all the craziness and her 'newness' died down and we stopped sleeping-with, she started showing me. She tried everything possible to make my life miserable. I actually thot of quitting but then she got fired cos she was caught watching indecency at work.

Bottomline, it becomes nasty when you break up and have to see or work the person everyday still. Especially if the breakup was not honestly mutual

So ur colleague was sacked because she was watching indecency during office hours,,,,,,,,,eh yah,,,,,,,,but in my office , my colleagus and some superiors talk raw and even view indecency in the office, is like a normal thing in my office

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