₦airaland Forum

MichaelSokoto:
wailin miscreants wit free mb data wailin away dia frustrations.
its sweet 2 my ears
op go & drink sniper

av seen u.

inkon:
Op why are you being sarcastic?

i' m jst voicin my emotions, nd dts d bitter truth, sarcastic or not.

I listen to people complain daily
how the ruling party, APC, has failed to fulfil
their promise of 'Change' to them, that things have
gone from good to bad, that people are suffering and
the country in a state of coma. These complainants
who are mostly people who voted for and anticipated
for 'Change' are threatening to send the party
packing in 2019 if things don't get better for them. One problem with Nigerians is that they are always quick to accept things without really understanding what they are accepting.

[b]To me, 'Change' means a 'Shift from
the status quo'. APC promised 'Change' and I see
'Changes' everywhere, what they didn't promise
is 'positive' or 'negative' change, and Nigerians
forgot to ask them. How can anybody accuse or blackmail APC of not fulfiling its promise of 'Change' when we used to have PDP as the ruling party and today we have APC? Is that not 'Change'? What about the depreciating value of Naira against foreign currencies? Is that not 'Change'? What of the prices of foodstuffs like rice that have risen astronomically? Is that status quo? What about the price of fuel that has gone down by 50k? Is that not 'Change', or is it because people have to queue for days to get it at that price? We are not being fair to APC. The 'fight against
corruption' has never been like this. That people like #Tinubu , #Amaechi , etc, are today 'fighting corruption' also is a huge 'Change' that needs to be appreciated and applauded. What about the reduced power supply at higher tarriff?That's a shift from the status quo of improved power supply at very cheap rate that we had; that's 'Change'. What of the promised recruitment of 10, 000 police officer? That's 'Change', even though we are waiting patiently for the commencement of the exercis; I don't know the last time Police embarked on such massive recruitment. What about the reckless increase in tuition fees in APC states like IMO...? Is that not 'Change'? Even the mindless sacking of workers in states like Osun, Imo, Nasarawa, etc, is part of 'Change' that we asked for. If nobody is seeing 'Change' anywhere, what about the media silence now concerning the activities of Boko Haram terrorists? Before now, where two people were
milled it would be reported that 100 people were killed
and pictures of mutilated bodies of soldiers and
civilians would liter the pages of newspapers, but today, it looks like there's no more Boko Haram, even
when communities are stil, allegedly, being taken by
the terrorists. That's 'Change'. Then the trillions we
are making monthly now from REMMITA and TSA,
was there anything like that before now? That's 'Change'.[/b]

The list is endless and we must be ready to live
with what we 'voted' for. APC has not failed anybody,
those complaining are just being mischievious
and unfair to the party. The moment the party won, I
knew things would never remain the same again; it's
either we get better or worse - That's CHANGE!

1. Matthew Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.
2. Mark Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.
3. Luke Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.
4. John Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death. John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully
5. Peter He was crucified upside down on an x- shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.
6. James The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club. * This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.
7. James the Son of Zebedee, was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.
8. Bartholomew Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.
9. Andrew Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it. ' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.
10. Thomas Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.
11. Jude Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.
12. Matthias The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.
13. Paul Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament. Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved. Pass on to encourage other Christians. Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer, But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK, But find it easy to read other books?
Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God, Yet we forward the nasty ones?
Why are Prayers getting smaller, But bars and clubs are expanding.
Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, But very difficult to engage with God?
Think about it, are you going to share this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at? Share this with all your friends. 80% of you won't share this. God said: If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment: When one door closes , God opens two.

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This hausa man was caught trapping vulture with snuff in Onne, Port Harcourtand wanted to use them as roasted chicken for people to buy. He said he has been doing this business for sometimes now.

Please those of you that eat roasted chicken from road side in Akajo and Onne or Eleme as a whole beware, because some of these people that roast chicken do mixed them with vulture and customer will not know they will buy and eat. Though it happened in Port Harcourt, it can happen any where. Buyers beware.

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Ever Wondered What The Tiny Pocket In Your Jeans Is Meant For?

The so-called tiny pocket nested usually above a bigger one and it is so small that it can only fit a finger or two just a little half way.It actually can’t function as a real pocket because it’s unusually tinyand it’s usually lodged in a ‘real pocket’ (slightly up on the real pocket). But then this confusing ‘tiny pocket’ is actually a pocket designed way back for cowboys to keep their watches (remember jeans were designed initially for cowboys?) safe as far back as the1800’s! As simple as that.Now that you are educated in thatsense, spread the word. See the cowboy wristwatch below.

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XaintJoel20:
Photos??

refresh d page bro

Lolz, This is more dan photocopy, just DAT he appears slimmer thanwizkid.. Checkout more of his pictures below;

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av tried number 17 once

end time selfie

Ah, men often get confused when it comes to
finding their missing rib. You don't need to go
poking every lady's side to see if her rib
matches yours. Here are the clean clear sign
you've finally found your Eve if she displays
these qualities:

1. SHE LIKES YOU: She may hide it initially
though. No woman likes to appear cheap but as
your friendship deepens, you notices she likes
you A LOT.

2. SHE'S FOND OF YOU: She easily picks you
out from the crowd of a million men and fixes
her attention on you.

3. SHE ADMIRES YOU: She sees you like her
mentor, father and brother. She looks upto you.

4. SHE RESPECTS YOU: Your words count in
her ears and she holds unto them. She values
your advice and takes to correction.

5. SHE CREATES TIME FOR YOU: She likes to
hangout with you, date you and be in your
company.

6. SHE MAKES SACRIFICES FOR YOU: When a
woman loves a man, she will go out of her way
to please him and make him happy.

7. SHE CARES ABOUT YOU: Your welfere is on
top of her list. She likes to see you well, happy
and healthy.

8. SHE IS GENEROUS:She contributes whatever
she has to your success.

9. SHE PRAYS FOR YOU: Deeply from the depth
of her heart, she wants you to succeed so she
always present you to God in prayer.

10. SHE IGNORES OTHER MEN: She doesn't
even notice them or care whether they exist.

11. SHE IS HONEST WITH YOU: Women don't
share their hearts with every man they see on
the street. If she opens her heart to you and
tells you a lot about herself, she must really like
you a lot.

12. SHE LIKES TO FEED YOU: When a woman
loves a man, her motherly instinct
unconsciously jeers into action. She suddenly
enjoys cooking and really likes to feed you.

13. SHE IS JEALOUS: This is a healthy one. She
suddenly gets insecure each time she sees a
lady trying to flirt with you or "steal" you from
her.

14. YOU LOVE HER TOO: Love his mutual. You
love her like crazy and feels same way for her.

15. YOU LOOK MORE HANDSOME: You radiate
happiness and peace. You begin to take care of
your looks and you suddenly notice ladies are
showing interest in you.

16. YOU CAN'T DO WITHOUT HER: Then what
are you waiting for? Go right ahead and propose
to her before...well, before rapture takes place.
So there you are bro! Go look for a good
engagement ring and present your proposal to
your darling

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Time and again, the question has been asked?
What does it take to be a great lover? Trust me,
this question is not gender specific at all. Men
have asked me, Women have asked me and in
different ways too. ‘Olawunmi, how can I rock
her world?’

Olawunmi, what does it mean for a woman to
be good in bed?’
‘Olawunmi, my husband says I’m not very good
in bed, how can I improve?, My wife says I don’t
do it for her sexually, what do I do?, He says his
ex was really good in bed, how do I top that?
As a Sex and Marriage Coach, I get asked
questions like that a lot. Personally, I believe it
is great that spouses want to go the extra mile
in the bedroom to blow the socks off their
partners. After all, it’s a win-win situation. You
get the Sex god/goddess of the year trophy,
your spouse gets the pleasure and of course,
so do you.
However, I digress. So back to the question.
‘What makes you great in bed?’...continue reading here

Time and again, the question has been asked?
What does it take to be a great lover? Trust me,
this question is not gender specific at all. Men
have asked me, Women have asked me and in
different ways too. ‘Olawunmi, how can I rock
her world?’

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Olawunmi, what does it mean for a woman to
be good in bed?’
‘Olawunmi, my husband says I’m not very good
in bed, how can I improve?, My wife says I don’t
do it for her sexually, what do I do?, He says his
ex was really good in bed, how do I top that?
As a Sex and Marriage Coach, I get asked
questions like that a lot. Personally, I believe it
is great that spouses want to go the extra mile
in the bedroom to blow the socks off their
partners. After all, it’s a win-win situation. You
get the Sex god/goddess of the year trophy,
your spouse gets the pleasure and of course,
so do you.
However, I digress. So back to the question.
‘What makes you great in bed?’...continue reading here

She was spotted wearing this on the streets even though she's not on stage....it seems Rihanna don't really care.
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Just for fun.....
Two of the ladies are twins with their mum. can u identify the mother?

I just received this powerful exhortation, please
read n pass it on. A Generation of Young
Christians.

1. We are always right and we never accept
correction..A corrector is seen as an enemy.

2. We love to sing in church, but do not read
our bibles at home.

3. We are full of lust, sensuality and emotions
and we call it love.

4. we want to have wonderful marriages, but
by the time we are 25years we've spent almost
ten years in relationships already. Sometimes
we may have had more boy lovers and girl
lovers than even our parents.

5. Sexual activities are now part of our
relationships calling it romance.

6. we want to be rich in life, meanwhile we
spent all our finances on the latest ipads,
iphone, galaxies, htcs, laptops, cameras etc
which in many cases we use less than 30% of
their functions.

7. We do not pay our tithes and offerings
claiming we are students.

8. We say we are christian women but dress
like hollywood stars and we call it fashion.

9. We love pleasures rather than God.

10. In church you will see us with our hands
lifted up singing slow songs which we call
worship but on our phones in our pockets, you
will see pics of naked and half naked women,
hip hop, hip life and we have a nice way of
justifying it.

11. We are hardly convicted when we go to
church because our hearts have been hardened
by the deceitfulness of sin and pride...etc etc
etc. But God forsaw this and warned us in 2Tim.3...That in the last days men and women will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers,
disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-
control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors,
headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather
than lovers of God, having a form of godliness
but denying its power.
We need to change our ways, we have no
excuse on judgement day, Repent. U can forward
if u want to. But I know u wouldn't because is
not funny.
share Jesus today to save yourself and the world at large. GOOD MORNING NAIRALAND.

I just received this powerful exhortation, please
read n pass it on. A Generation of Young
Christians.

1. We are always right and we never accept
correction..A corrector is seen as an enemy.

2. We love to sing in church, but do not read
our bibles at home.

3. We are full of lust, sensuality and emotions
and we call it love.

4. we want to have wonderful marriages, but
by the time we are 25years we've spent almost
ten years in relationships already. Sometimes
we may have had more boy lovers and girl
lovers than even our parents.

5. Sexual activities are now part of our
relationships calling it romance.

6. we want to be rich in life, meanwhile we
spent all our finances on the latest ipads,
iphone, galaxies, htcs, laptops, cameras etc
which in many cases we use less than 30% of
their functions.

7. We do not pay our tithes and offerings
claiming we are students.

8. We say we are christian women but dress
like hollywood stars and we call it fashion.

9. We love pleasures rather than God.

10. In church you will see us with our hands
lifted up singing slow songs which we call
worship but on our phones in our pockets, you
will see pics of naked and half naked women,
hip hop, hip life and we have a nice way of
justifying it.

11. We are hardly convicted when we go to
church because our hearts have been hardened
by the deceitfulness of sin and pride...etc etc
etc. But God forsaw this and warned us in 2Tim.3...That in the last days men and women will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers,
disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-
control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors,
headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather
than lovers of God, having a form of godliness
but denying its power.
We need to change our ways, we have no
excuse on judgement day, Repent. U can forward
if u want to. But I know u wouldn't because is
not funny.
share Jesus today to save yourself and the world at large. GOOD MORNING NAIRALAND.

In every class there is:

1.The thief.

2.The shy guy.

3.The 3best friends.

4.The backseat guys with jokes.

5.The Nerd that never gets high marks.

6.The 4 clean guys.

7.The gossip squad wit low marks.

8.A Late comer.

9.The clever girls who are loved by teachers.

10.The bitch.

11.The cute guy who doesn't want anything to
do with girls.

12. The high IQs.

13. The pastor/Mallam (Ustas).

14.The copier.

15.The talkative.

16. The Bullies.

I belong to 2 and 12.
Where do u belong?

This has caused controversy on FB. lets hear frm nairalanders too.

Divide your SALARY by 30 days
and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in
a month and see the funny thing about your
salary plan). For example,

(1) An average level-12
worker in the state government civilservice earns
NGN 60,000.**** And this translates to NGN
60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS
THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE
HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED
GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS
earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.***So
everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as
the daily value for your work-life. By implication,
this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by
an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some
villages...

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE
EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an
average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day
your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30=
NGN10,000**** This is LESS THAN the daily
amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER
supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a
TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three
BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES
just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE
TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap
value and are using them to convey products
between villages and the cities for just five
business owners.--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS
SINKING IN, RIGHT?And when there is an ISSUE
in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL
ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the
rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR
JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T
need to be told that:*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN
660 is your worth on a daily basis.I hope you
know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a
shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA
COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five
restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-
BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three
warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than
you EACH DAY............We shouldn't end at
satisfactions from these earnings. We should be
more proactive, create room for more income
and strive to diversify our streams of
income.The earlier you wake up and smell the
coffee, the better for you......I know of someone
right now who will say this is too ideal to be true
but take your time and do this analysis over and
over again, and you will grasp the crux!!!STOP
waiting for the Government to feed you, feed
yourselfand help the Government feed others.
That is where we are in this age.2016 Would be
your most amazing year if you can just DO
something DIFFERENT from what you did in
2015. If you want more, become more.

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This isnt scary...to me.