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Romance › Re: How Women Apologises After Breaking Your Heart. by LaJose78(op): 6:52am On Sep 26, 2015

younghartz:
I could remember when my ex did this to me (3yrs 6months)relationship

felt like I'd die

#fact: never show ur weak emotions out..

I looked at her and laughed saying "I dated you because my frnds and I bet on your head"

I didn't date you because I love you,I did it 4 d money,den I felt pity for you so I had to continue,so, lets end it here....
Do me a favour and delete my number cus d last time I checked you were just a sidechick...

She felt like dying "an eye for an eye"

But I truly love her o

are u serious? shocked

Romance › Re: How Women Apologises After Breaking Your Heart. by LaJose78(op): 5:25pm On Sep 25, 2015

Cholls:
my brother what can i say?. You see why i tell guys women are CONFUSED HOMOSAPIENS.

lol, confused indeed.

Romance › Re: How Women Apologises After Breaking Your Heart. by LaJose78(op): 5:23pm On Sep 25, 2015

McCarlito:
Join this one wey nigeria dey? She better start returning all my love, gifts and kisses I showered... Her heart better start being in love O......

I bind every saraki in my life...

weytin concern saraki 4 d mata?

Romance › How Women Apologises After Breaking Your Heart. by LaJose78(op): 4:33pm On Sep 25, 2015

[b]They will be like-"am very sorry for the pain I caused you, but remember I told you I was not interested in the first place, but you keep disturbing me I had no choice than to accept so that it won't look like am not a good person. Honestly
all the gift you gave me I never wanted to collect it in the first
place but you kept buying them so I have no choice than to accept them. I'm sorry for breaking your heart but its not my fault; although I appreciate the gifts,I
was only enjoying myself because if I say no you won't understand, it's why I just kept enjoying myself but truly my
heart is not in the whole thing. Sorry I told you I never loved you but you keep coming. I know deep in my heart that you were not the kind of guy I wanted, even when you kissed me I only did it by force, I'm sorry because I didn't enjoy all the romance;
but I was just playing along so it won't be like am a betrayal.
I pray you will find a girl who won't break your heart. Am sorry
just forgive me".[/b]
How will you feel and what will you do if ur girlfriend says all these to you?
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Forum Games › Brain Teaser! by LaJose78(op): 5:27pm On Sep 24, 2015*

Do you need a little exercise 4 ur brain? Answer this.
1.Which is correct to say?"The yolk of the egg is white" OR "The yolk of the egg are white".
2.Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child
was named May. What was the third child’s name?
3. A clerk at a butcher shop stands five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by
three feet by four feet?
6. What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
7. Billie was born on December 28th, yet her birthday always falls in the summer. How is this possible?
8. In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
9. If you were running a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
10. A farmer has five haystacks in one field and four haystacks in
another. How many haystacks would he have if he combined
them all in one field?

Answer if u know and you can add urz too. Kip the fun going

Travel › Re: 7 Reasons Why Every Foreigner Must Visit Nigeria/next Tourist Destination by LaJose78(m): 1:49pm On Sep 24, 2015

How much does the op collect for this advert?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please Advice; Got Called For A Job Interview I'm Not Qualified for by LaJose78(m): 10:14am On Sep 24, 2015

Truckpusher:
You played and partied in Ghana, now it's time to pay up ,boy!

Go get yourself embarrassed.

Oloriburuku

weytin d guy do u wey make u dey call am oloriburuku? U must be high.

Jokes Etc › I Need Help: I'm Rili Confused About This. by LaJose78(op): 7:33am On Sep 24, 2015

Since this week start i don dey see sum things wey i neva c sum weeks ago. Owkay, u wan knw weytin i dey c? I dey see different kind of ram and cows since this week don start. And waking up dis mawni, i don see one cow and two rams inside my compound, dem say na my landlord wey get dem. Abeg weytin dey apun today? Shey no be xay all dose animals run comot 4rm market sha?...make sm1 gist me abi na only me dy c dis tinz?

Politics › Re: I’ve Come Out Of Hiding To Mourn Awolowo – Jonathan by LaJose78(m): 9:37pm On Sep 23, 2015

Hiding 4 wot? He kill pesin? Sinners will run whn no1 pursue.

Romance › Did i do Wrong? by LaJose78(op): 10:05pm On Sep 22, 2015

Ladies and gents. I rili nid ur opinion on dis.
[b]This girl jst got 2 my street lyk 4 months ago; she's beautiful nd endowed in both areas wit a gud stature...but i knw she's nt clean cos i knw her runs wit d guys in my street. Xo a month ago i approached her nd told her i like her nd if we can be friends nd she agreed. After dt day, i didn't c her until last week whn she started visitin me in my house, but i dnt lyk d idea of her visitin me everytime cos itz nt lyk am dating her. Dis night she visited me, we talked naturally, suddenly she jst said wht abt our last issue. At first I didn't undstand wht she said, bt she later said d issue abt d day i approached her when i said i like her. I said, whats xo special abt dt nd alxo its nt as if u r hearing dt 4 d first tym, nd she said its true. Xo, she nw spilled whats on her mind. She said b4 i approached her dt she av noticed me nd she've liked me nd av wished i could be her BF but she doesn't want 2 b d first 2 approach me, xo it ws lyk a dream cum tru whn i approached her dt day. She ws nw tellin me she'll like to be my GF nd even marry me, wit seriousness written on her face. Marry ke! I ws stunned, she quoted me wrong; tellin her i like her doesn't mean i love her: xo i told her its 2ru i like her but i av a GF (even though am nt currently in any r/ship) cos i dnt luv her a bit. Xo i said we can be friends but i cnt be her husband lyk she said. Although she's a girl i could av bleep freely nd taken advantage of her, bt wit wht she said, she av gone too far nd gals may be desperate xo i dnt c any reason i should lie to her nd take advantage of her whn i dnt luv her...xo i told her d truth. Although she didn't want 2 show it, i could c dt she ws hurt nd i feel sorry 4 her. But pls Nairalanders, av i done wrong by tellin her d truth or why is it dt gals dnt want d truth?[/b]

Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Reacts To The Suspension Of Redeemed Church Pastor Who Paid Him by LaJose78(m): 8:01am On Sep 22, 2015

Pasuma? Weytin he wan sing self? Ekabo sile agbara power'sepo, won ni moleruku mo ni disciple...oganla, oganla, oganla, oganla, boss! lol, aye ti baje gidi gan.

Literature › Re: The Day The World Ended by LaJose78(m): 8:00pm On Sep 18, 2015*

Mr royver, i jst read ur story; interestin is an understatement 2 describe dis piece. But pls i must read d last 2 chapters, i neva c am o. Nd pls give me permission to copy it 4 ppl to read on my fb page. I'll b glad if u can grant my request...tnx in anticipation sir.

Romance › Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by LaJose78(m): 7:08am On Sep 18, 2015

d guy may nt be used 2 females xo he may be nervous in dt areas.

Romance › Re: Man Gets Stuck In Best Friend's Wife During Illicit Sex by LaJose78(m): 6:54am On Sep 18, 2015

where's d picture?

Romance › Re: Ladies, Does Having A Condom In A Wallet Make A Guy Irresponsible? by LaJose78(m): 6:51am On Sep 18, 2015

konji na bastard...e fit strke anywhere

Celebrities › Re: Omotola Reveals Her Daughter Meraiah Was Paid N2.4m For Knorr Cube Advert by LaJose78(m): 5:07pm On Sep 17, 2015

Chisos, 2.4m!...even if she doesn't ask 4 it her teachers go dey respect her gidi gan.

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Romance › Re: Men: How Do You Handle An Aggressive Woman? by LaJose78(m): 5:26am On Sep 17, 2015

BabyDaddy20:
Just rub pepper on your condom if you wanna have sex with her.
Thank me later.

na both of u go suffer d pain?

Celebrities › Re: Gay Activist, Bisi Alimi Comes For Pastor Adeboye For Buying A Private Jet by LaJose78(m): 3:36pm On Sep 16, 2015

basille:
1 billion likes for this dude. I don't care if he's gay.

Once again, i pity the gullible people following this dickheads called men of god.

They keep on exploiting people with a fake religion which even the originators no longer accept and then they use the non-existent hell fire doctrine to keep them in line.

The one's who claim to see visions/perform miracles go to ijebu ode to get spiritual powers/enlightenment.

Then they turn around to tell you that your indigenous tradition is devil worship, which is also the same place they got their powers from, so you can't achieve spiritual enlightenment and continue to be under their control.

SMH.

It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.

did u jst xay non-existent hell fire? i pray u repent b4 its 2 l8

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Tania Omotayo Loved Up At Acoustic Night Hosted By 2face Idibia(pics) by LaJose78(m): 3:26pm On Sep 16, 2015

trigar12:
This yung6ix, I don't know any of his songs sha, I think am d only one who does not know his songs

no be u only o

Christianity Etc › Is This Wrong? by LaJose78(op): 11:43am On Sep 16, 2015

I jst got one small chain nd my mum has been talkin dt i should nt put it on cos as a xtian it doesnt potray me as responsible; however, dis chain is nt dt conspicious unless am on singlet only dt u'll b able 2 notice it. Nonetheless, am gonna put it on cos i dnt think dt makes me a sinner. God luks at d heart nt ur outta luk.
I jst want 2 knw u guys opinion on dis whether itz right or wrong.

Christianity Etc › Is This Wrong? by LaJose78(op): 10:23am On Sep 16, 2015

Romance › Re: 11 Steps On How To Make A Woman Happy. by LaJose78(op): 1:48pm On Sep 13, 2015

Jetjacky:
guys you should stop this rubbish... if you no sabi how , to no go find woman go concentrate on your books and life... no disturb my ear

freemanan

Every1 has d right 2 express his opinion nd it is nt a must u comment.

Romance › 11 Steps On How To Make A Woman Happy. by LaJose78(op): 1:32pm On Sep 13, 2015

Some guys don't knw hw much those small things can make a girl happy. Many of the fellow guys out there think that buying expensive things, taking a girl to expensive hotels, buyin her posh cars...are the ones that count alot. But that is totally wrong.
Small deeds mean a lot and they are memorable. If you dnt have a big wallet, don't stress alot. Dnt borrow a loan from the bank just becos u want to show her that you are loaded; don't borrow money from your friends and even clothes just because you want to be classic and stylish to her.
JUST BE YOURSELF!
The following tips will do monumental magics to turn your relationship anew.

1.Compliment her when she is smart.
2.Tell her that you like her new hair style.
3.Talk about her smile.
4.Don't always tell her that she is beautiful because smtimes ladies get used to it.
5.Surprise her with small gifts; they will mean alot to her.
6.If you have no credit to call, just text her a goodmorning or a goodnight message - it will imply dt u think of her all the time.
7.Give her your time, listen to her when she is talking(be a good listener).
8.Do some work or exercises with her, if she is going for jogging, go together.
9.Go for evening walks together, hold hands, have fun and always keep her smiling.
10.If it's a weekend and she is gonna be busy with the domestic work, do it together.
11.If she is busy washing clothes, why not help to make breakfast?

These are small things but many men fail to fulfill them. They claim they have no time, yet they have enough time to lure her and take her on dates at the start. Doing these seemingly little things can change your relationship going hitch-free. It is a great lesson to know!

Romance › Question! Question!! Question!!! by LaJose78(op): 6:59am On Sep 12, 2015

If you are dating a beautiful girl, know that a minimum of three guys per day try their luck on her. Which makes 21 guys per week, 84 guys per month...1008 guys per year. Now tell me, can ur girl say no 1008 times?

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Celebrities › Re: Jude Okoye Replies Soundcity: You Make A Living Playing P-Square Videos by LaJose78(m): 4:46pm On Sep 11, 2015

JewelRegi:
Una don start una nonsense quarrel again? Tomorrow na una go use am sing song make we buy.

na 4rm dia inspiration go come nw.

Education › Re: Top 15 Things You Can Do To Make Money On Campus by LaJose78(m): 4:32pm On Sep 11, 2015

lekjons:
then u're OYO

lol, no be me sha...i jst dey intercede 4 d ugly folks out dia.

Education › Re: Top 15 Things You Can Do To Make Money On Campus by LaJose78(m): 4:26pm On Sep 11, 2015

lekjons:
be handsome and smart!

girls will take care of ur feeding and maybe some of ur financial needs throughout ur school days!

what if u are nt handsome nd smart?

Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by LaJose78(m): 8:22pm On Sep 10, 2015

O boy, u b network ambassador? Dis 1 wey u go dey talk lyk 30-45mins on fone.

Art, Graphics & Video › CREATIVITY! Who Can Do This??? by LaJose78(op): 6:40pm On Sep 09, 2015

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Literature › Re: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by LaJose78(m): 6:27pm On Sep 09, 2015

I jst pity dis boy sha. At dis early age. Letz jst c hw dis unfolds...notin last 4eva.

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Romance › Re: She Wants To Finish Me B4 I Start. by LaJose78(op): 4:27pm On Sep 09, 2015

rawpadgin:
Telling a girl u just met u miss her

guys will never learn

O boy, read d post well well...i didn't xay i jst met her, @ least we spent up to 11wks at d tutorial centre; wht am trying 2 xay ws jst dt its jst 2 early 4 her 2 b demanding.

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