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Sharon6:
@ LaJose78

My husband sells phones. Brand new in box with no issues and receipt. These are the following android phones within your price range.


Brand new in box TECNO Y3 at 12,000

Brand new in box ITEL 1405 at 10,000

Brand new in box M-HORSE Z2 at 11,000

The M-HORSE Z2 is a 4.5" Touchscreen that runs the android 4.4.2 system. It comes with 8GB external memory card, pouch, screen guard, 3.5mm earpiece, USB cable and charger.

The TECNO Y3 is a 4.0" touchscreen that runs android 4.4 system. It has 8GB inbuilt memory, pouch, 3.5mm earpiece, USB cable and charger.

The ITEL 1405 is a 4.0" touch screen that runs android 4.4 system. It comes with pouch, screen guard, 3.5mm earpiece, USB cable and charger.

I do come to Ijebu-ode very well. In fact I'll be in Ijebu-ode tomorrow. If you're interested in any of the phones, do let me know so I can come along with it or I'll bring the 3 and you'll make a choice.

We have other phone brands as well. But those are the ones in your budget ranges. Do check my signature for my BBM and whatsapp details. Cheers!!!

does d tecno y3 comes with memory card too?

akunjohn:
Check ,u will a good fairly used phone too buy only u will need to test it before you pay for it or go for a new one.

no tnx bro, i dnt lyk used fones.

Dear NLs, I've been using a Nokia 5330 phone for more than 2yrs now but i always have problem with the flex. I can't count how many times I've changed the flex, inshort; I've spent much money on it than the actual price i bought it all due to financial problem cos I have some school issues to attend to. But i need a change of phone, so I've managed to save 11k. The problem now is not the type of phone to buy cos i have Tecno H6 in mind, but i know my money can't get me that. So the type of phone my money can get me is the problem. Specifically I need an android phone, I don't like BB. So guys, I need your help to recommend me a phone my lil money can get me. This damned Nokia must not follow me enter 2016.
Mods: pls i'll like everyone to give me their opinion on this (I think you know what I mean?). Thanks.

Fans Blast Nollywood Actor After the death rumour that trailed popular Nollywood actor Odunlade Adekola last week, it
seems the Abeokuta-based actor has joined the growing list of
entertainers using lie for cheap publicity.
Over the weekend, the actor was rumoured to have been shot
dead by some robbers who invaded his home in Abeokuta. The news went viral among Nigerians home and abroad
especially his die-hard fans who couldn’t keep the feeling of
sadness to themselves. 48 hours after the news broke,
the Ekiti-born actor released an official statement dissociating himself from the bad tale. However the statement appeared
to have exposed the initial story as a strategy for Odunlade to have more followers on the social media. The statement reads:
“It has come to my hearing that I ODUNLADE ADEKOLA was attacked and being robbed, there is no iota of truth in the news, I am hale and hearty, where the news surfaced from I don’t know. I am using this medium to thank all my fans, friends and family who have text and call. NOTE: my I.D
on social media are:
Facebook Page
ODUNOMOADEKOLA
Twitter: @ODUNOMOADEKKOLA
Instagram:
@ODUNOMOADEKKOLA
PLEASE BE WARNED…. BEWARE OF SCAMMERS
IRE LOJU WA O MA RI OOO…… please Re.BC…
SIGNED @ODUNOMOADEKOLA”.
The fact that the actor sufficiently mentioned his social media IDs is
now making many intelligent and keenly observant fans to suspect that the initial death story was
orchestrated by Odunlade himself in a bid to later get curious and worried millions of members of the public to troop
to his social media page to follow up.
“This Odunlade dude is such a scam. I’m highly disappointed.
Who comes on Social media to market his social media account
after such a bad news has been published about him?”, Shalewa Olaore blasted him on Facebook. A Twitter user, MissyBee posted
on a forum; “Did anyone see the poo of a statement Adekola posted about his death? Nigerian celebs will butcher their own family to earn cheap publicity such a shame I knew the death rumour was
fishy and it’s the handiwork of the actor himself. I dare anyone to prove me wrong”.
“Sunday Dagboru has killed me with lie oooo. Just because of
social media followers, dis guy
tells lie with his own life. I duff my hat Mr Desperado”,Yinka Yinusa stated.
Within 24 hours of the death rumour, Odunlade Adekola
gained over 25000 Instagram followers.
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Addition to the list.

-Simi: notable for her songs, Ara ile, tiff and jamb question.

-Di'ja: notable for d songs, yaro, awww.

Lalasticlala come and see this

.

This is really educating, you need to read and share.

1. There are no 24 hours in a day. It has
23 hours, 56 minutes and 4 seconds, the time it takes the earth to rotate on its axis.

2. The year 2015 will be one second longer than usual
because of the slowing of the Earth's rotation.

3. 1.3 million Earths could fit inside the
sun, an average-sized star.

4. Earth days are getting longer by
1.7 milliseconds every century.

5. 1.3 million Earths could fit into the
Sun.

6. Antarctica is the coldest, windiest,
highest and driest continent on Earth.

7. Each day, up to 4 billion meteoroids fall
to Earth.

8. If the earth didn't have the moon, our days would only be 6
hours long.

9.Only about .003 percent of the water on Earth can be used by humans.

10. Fossil evidence suggests that fish have been on Earth for about 530
million years.

11. Rain has never been recorded in parts of Chile's Atacama Desert, the
driest place on Earth.

12.Oceans cover 71% of the Earth's surface.

13. Between 100 and 300 tons of cosmic dust enter the Earth's
atmosphere every
day.

14.There are about 500,000 detectable
earthquakes in the world each year. 100,000 of those can be felt, and 100 of
them cause damage. - The 2011 earthquake near Japan increased the Earth's rotation
speed, shortening the day by 1.8 microseconds.

15.If the Sun were the size of a beach ball
in Space, then Jupiter would be the size
of a golf ball and the Earth would be as small as a pea.

16.If you drilled a tunnel straight through the Earth and jumped in, it would
take you about 42 minutes to get to
the other side.

17. Earth is the only known place where a fire can occur naturally.

18. The Queen of the UK is the legal owner of one-sixth of the Earth's land surface.

19. The Earth, seen from the moon, also
goes through phases.

20. It takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds for light to travel from
the sun to the earth.

21. There are more living organisms in a
teaspoonful of soil than there are people
on earth.

22. One-third of Earth's land surface is
partially or totally desert.

23. Before trees were common, the Earth
was covered with giant mushrooms.

24. Our galaxy probably contains at
least 2 billion planets like Earth.

25. There are about
7500,000,000,00
0,000,000 grains of sand on Earth.

26. Lightning strikes Earth about 100 times
per second or 8.6 Million times per day.

27. Every second, the Sun sends to earth 10 times more neutrinos than the number of people on earth.

28. Earth is the only place in the Solar System where water can be present in its
three states: solid, liquid and vapour.

29. The Earth lost 40% of its wildlife in the
past 40 years, according to the WWF.

30. 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus.

31. Earth is the only place in the solar
system where a total solar eclipse can
happen.

32. Between 10 and 20 volcanoes are
erupting somewhere on Earth every day.

33. Water constitutes only 0.07% of the earth by mass or 0.4% of the earth by volume.

34. The highest place on Earth, and closest
to space, is Mount Chimborazo in the
Andes.

35. There are about 22,000 manmade objects orbiting around planet Earth.

mods, fp please

A newly born baby; his naming is coming up in 6days time but we don't know what name to give him. Pls kindly suggest a name for us...your comment counts. Thanks in advance.

And dis made fp? Nairaland mods collectin bribe since 1800.

Boo: hello bae...

Bae: am gud boo hw u doin?

Boo: 5n. (silence)...av u eaten?

Bae: no.

Boo: ok.

Bae: y d'u ask? i tot u wanted 2 take me out 4 dinner.

Boo: no i jst want 2 knw if u've eaten ni...

Bae: *olobe*

yanabasee:
There is nothing absolutely wrong with somebdy asking you if u've eaten or not... Whether the person ask u every second... You chose to bore urself by making it a psychological thing.....


I ask my woman many times if she has eaten and she will always reply me... And we've always had good and upright conversation..... Sometimes if she admit she hasn't eaten...I'll take her out... Sometimes she will drive us to the market where we'll get food stuffs and cook together... Just if I'm very free...

Mehn.... I care and she cares...... Questions are meant to be taken lightly... Only matured minded people will answer any question abruptly without being f00lish about it... Whether asked a thousand times or once.....

So, assuming u have a date with a man and he observe that u look tired and fatigue and his observation raise his curiosity to ask if u've eaten... Will u see such a gentleman as being boring with such a question?

seconded...bt 2 much of it is nt gud.

Won't b surprised if she's kidnapped.

I'm a Mel-San. If u knw wht i mean. If u dnt knw wht i mean, read why you act the way you do by Tim LaHaye u'll knw ur kinda personality.

*What av i learnt here?*

Good morning Nairalanders. Erm…Erm…*clears throat*, today am going to share with you guys
qualities of a good girlfriend, the most important qualities you should consider are the qualities that make the relationship grow and add value to the both of you. Different stroke for different folks, but these are the outstanding qualities that make a woman stand out in every man’s heart.
Check them out:

1. Humility
A good girlfriend is not boastful and does not blow her trumpet
for her achievements to be recognised.

2. Respectful
A good girlfriend respects everybody that comes her way,
no matter their age.

3. Trustworthy and loyal A good girlfriend does not play games and she keeps her words. She is committed only to her man.

4. Encourages you A good girlfriend is your best
cheer leader. Even when you are wrong, she corrects you lovingly without being judgmental.

5. She is not materialistic
Money and other material possessions are not the most
important factors for her. They make life easy and worthwhile
though, but to her it is not a criteria and source of happiness.

6. Courteous to your family and
friends A good girlfriend is always ready to make the people you hold dearly comfortable.

Add yours

Harrysong- Reggae Blues remix ft. Mourinho

Chorus:
After the matches face d boo(the blues, the blues)

Make u do as I do (I do, U do)

Enjoy d matches Chelsea lose(d blues, don lose)

Share d points n score the goals(d pts d goals)

Every team wana win
(d blues d blues)

As far as IVANOVIC dey play
(dey play dey play)[/b]

[b]Verse1:
Bobo see Naismith wey dem dey boo (dey boo dey boo)

He don turn Amokachi d bull(d bull d bull)

Mourinho dont know wat to do(to do to do)

Oga Abrahimovic just dey look(dey look dey look)

If Ivano play dem must lose(must lose must lose)

Porto na tiger bitee d blues(d blues d blues)

Oya now

Dem Hazard oooo

He don taya ooooo

If Mou no sell lvanovic

Dem go still dey lose.
Jesu!

Mtcheew...weytin concern me wit all dose as long as d kpetus is nt fake.

bigtt76:
Lol you will be shocked they have one USB cable hiding somewhere

with my power bank

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind and body.

3. F***ing refreshes
you.

4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level SO REMEMBER...FASTING is good for your health.
May The Almighty cleanse your Dirty Mind!

maxti:
Nice one.

thnx buddy.

1. The blind leading the blind (Matthew 15:14)

2. Scapegoat (Leviticus 16:10)

3. By the skin of your teeth (Job 19:20)

4. Fat of the land (Genesis 45:18)

5. Drop in the bucket (Isaiah 40:15)

6. Sour grapes (Ezekiel 18:2)

7. Going the extra mile (Matthew 5:41)

8. Turn the other cheek (Matthew 5:39)

9. It's better to give than to receive (Acts 20:35)

10. Set your teeth on edge (Jeremiah 31:29)

11. Put words in his mouth (Exodus 4:15; Deuteronomy 18:18)

12. A fly in the ointment (Ecclesiastes 10:1)

13. Out of the mouths of babes [b](Psalm 8:2)

14. A lamb to the slaughter (Isaiah 53:7)

Mabimini jamb question.

"Behind every successful man diaris a woman". Dis is a clichè nd adonbilivit. Wht abt does bachelors dt r rili successful nd doesn't av any woman in his life 2 support him? I dnt nid a woman 2 b successful; i'll work hard myself. Dnt bliv dt shit.

donTbone:
The painter is somewhere outside the picture looking at the painting painter he painted!

Abeg if I get am or miss am, lemme know o!

no u dnt get it. D answer is either one of d two.

Wackyrichy:
The painter painting the painter painting a painter is the painter.

wht r u xayin?

pbs4real:
the sights differs

no it doesn't.

Welcome to class. At the end of today’s class, we would have
succeeded in making you a proper Lagosian in EIGHT easy steps. Pay attention to every
detail and start implementing the lesson once you are done reading. Class begins now! You want to be a Lagosian? It is
very easy. Here is how…

1)YOU MUST LOVE OWAMBE:Proper Lagosians love Owambe; that is partying in queen’s language. For you to become one of us, you must love to party every other Saturday. Partying in Lagos comes with special dress code. We call it Aso Ebi. For you to enjoy all the freebies that come with Owambe, you must wear the recommended Aso ebi, otherwise, you will watch food and drinks exchange hands over your head.

2)YOU MUST BE LOUD ENOUGH: No man receives Lagos baptism and remains the same. Lie! Lie! (That’s what we scream in Lagos when we doubt something). By the time you are through with the madness on Lagos roads, the garages, bus stops and markets (whether roadside or major ones); you would have lost your cool. So get ready to become loud; it is one of the prerequisites to becoming a Lagosian.

3)YOU MUST BE GOOD AT TELLING STORIES ABOUT TRAFFIC: Every lie, sorry, excuse you will have to give in Lagos must be built around traffic. That way, you are easily forgiven or at least excused for turning up late. Remember to learn plenty other stories you can tell about traffic in Lagos. Any other reasons for running late to meeting and work are not tenable; they must be built around traffic. Get creative.

4)YOU MUST RESPECT/REGARD NOBODY EXCEPT YOUR EMPLOYER AND PASTOR/IMAM: Lagosians are no respecter of persons, well, except for their employers and Pastors/Imams. Or haven’t you heard “after all no be you dey feed me” before? Yes, that’s the message we try to pass across to you; after all, if you don’t contribute to the well-
being of my stomach and soul, why should I respect you? Lagosians for you!

5)YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO PRONOUNCE EKO O NIBAJE: Say
after me, Eko O nibaje, again?! Learn how to pronounce that phrase like a typical
Lagosian would. You can enlist the help of your neighbour in learning that phrase. However, make sure your neighbour is Yoruba and preferably the Ibadan stock. They can twist their tongue to bring out the beauty in that phrase.

6) YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS: In Lagos, it is not strange not to know the name of your neighbour or what he does for a living. It is called Minding your
Business. The State government tried to break this age long
tradition by introducing Know your Neighbour Project. How far the project has gone is a matter of conjecture. To be a proper Lagosian, you may need to join other Lagosians in the business of Minding your Business.

7)YOU MUST BE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH EATING AT MAMA PUT : When you see people eating at every corner of the
streets in Lagos, don’t call it an eyesore. It is called having fun. You have to learn how to eat in those places. Otherwise you are not qualified to be called a proper Lagosian.

GET READY TO FIGHT OR AT LEAST
SPEAK GRAMMAR IN TRAFFIC : A typical Lagosian fights or at
least exchanges hot words in traffic once in a while. It is a common sight. Get ready, speaking grammar or fighting is a trait you will acquire nilly-willy.

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