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ERCROSS:

bros... to slap u just dey hungry me.
na u scare me wey I go carry under 2.5 ooo

250k ticket...
una just spoil am for me like dat...

Ehya sorry, dts football, anything can happen. Who could av tot Barcelona will lose also. But u should av followed ur own instincts instead, we jst predict, only God knows d outcome.

Motivation: Dear Pogba, until you score or assist
one goal, you are not allowed to dab or change
hairstyle. Simple!

ZeeAfrica:
Why wud i wana collect a southy currence, whereas i stay in naija? Who in my neighbourhood would have dat? Abeg oooo

OK, assume it's one naira.

ERCROSS:
o.p
u tried with those points.
yet, there's no bible verse that portrays gambling as a sin.
The sins listed in the bible are the Do's of the 10 commandments.

Guys, no kind this o.p ooo, na enemy of progress,
man utd go beat man city dis coming weekend, &over2.5 must happen...

oya, carry una school fees and salary go play...

Where u wan c over 2.5? D match is gonna be a tough one, pray say make u c over1.

#Picture for d day.

It works 4 me well well. I remember lyk six months ago, anytime I put on my data, some unknown apps will just start downloading useless apps on my phone without my permission... In seconds my data would av been sucked up by dese vampire apps. Then opera max did it for me! It makes known all dose unknown vampire apps, nd I blocked dem all. Now I can maximize my data usage thru it. It has never slowed down my fone lyk most ppl r saying tho, nd its always on on my fone.

It works 4 me well well. I remember lyk six months ago, anytime I put on my data, some unknown apps will just start downloading useless apps on my phone without my permission... In seconds my data would av been sucked up by dese vampire apps. Then opera max did it for me! It makes known all dose unknown vampire apps, nd I blocked dem all. Now I can minimize my data usage thru it. It has never slowed down my fone lyk most ppl r saying tho, nd its always on on my fone.

In this context, MouthAction is the use of the mouth to give sexual pleasure. Using the mouth on the penis,vagina, etc. To give sexual pleasure to one another. Most people see no wrong in it. Infact it is a big deal in sexual activities in most marriages. But there are others who think it is sinful for couples to use their mouths in exploring themselves sexually. Some pastors and clerics frown at it and all that. . . So let me throw it open to you especially those who are born again folks. Is MouthAction a Sin?

I saw this on Facebook, and after reading I thought to myself, 'Nairalanders must hear this!' .

Married women, plz stop getting bothered about
if your hubby has a side chic outside, instead,
bother more about how your husband treats you.
This is important, cos, truth is , whether we like
it or not, or maybe wish it away or not, 90% of
husbands cheat on their wives, of this 90%, 10%
of them are not even suspected at all by their
wives, only about 10% are faithful for various
reasons, upbringing, religion, finance, and many
more, that is the reality. Plz note this,
responsible men are not men who do not cheat
on their wives, but men who their family is first
irrespective of cheating or not cheating. If your
husband provides for you and your household,
and loves you and the kids, then he is a good
father, believe me, the good father, is still
cheating on you, chances are extremely high.
There are diff reasons men cheat. Whether we
like it or not, mens sexual urges of attraction are
higher than women, again, women systems
(childbirth, menstruation, and hormonal issues) ,
make it difficult for a man to get satisfied by the
wife alone(not an excuse, but the fact). Imagine
a woman who is pregnant and pregnancy is
disturbing, they say, dont sleep with her ooo, so
where do you want the man to go for sexual
satisfaction, this is not a selfish article, but
reality in black and white. Again, has someone
heard the expression..'men are polygamous in
nature?'...that crazy, but its true, when a man
sleeps with a lady for so long, the biting
sensation reduces, thats y ur hubby dont rush
you again like he used to do during dating, does
not make you worn out, is its mens nature,this is
another truth. My advice, Women, dont kill
yourself checking phones to see girlfriends, or
side chics, when you know it wont change much
but cause issues, only have issues with hubby if
he isnt providing for you and loving you well, and
still he cheats on you, or maybe he provides for
you but he cheats without respect, rubs in on
your face as if nothing would happen, perhaps he
cheats with your friends, in these cases, he is
wicked, and you need to shout for christ sake.
But if he takes care of you, respects you and
maybe does one or two hit, her and there, and
hides it from you , loving you and treating you
well, plz ignore some messages even if you see
them, perhaps, just mention it and pass. That is
nature. My advice to men, plz and plz, love your
wife unconditionally, take care of her, plz if you
dont have money, to take care of her and maybe
scratch a little for girlfriend, then dont cheat.
before you give 1kobe to a girl, ensure she is
very comfortable. or me this is the truth, I love
my wife, I adore her, I provide for her, but usually
has pregnancy stress and I would have to stay
away from sex for a while, assure her and with
her, even sleep in hospital with her, but brother,
a few times, I hit it with a side chic, trust me, I
dont forget my condoms to keep her safe. I call
her always and make her comfortable, she
suspects am cheating on her, but my caring
attitude leaves her confused, cos I give her time
and time again.I know its adultery, so plz dont
preach, this is only but a practical piece, dont be
preachy here, cos I know many pastors that
patronise ashawos, maybe your pastor is among,
so let be more practical than religious. Finally, If
you leave your caring man, just because he
cheats 'with respect' on you, trust me, you may
run into one who would cheat without respect.
So as long as he treats you like an angel, plz let
peace reign, you cant win this battle, your great
grand mothers didnt win it.

What is your take on this?
Mods come and see this one.

Debbywills:
That's the silliest way of approaching a girl.
You just met someone and asked her out outrightly, and you expect her to tell you 'yes'?? Wtf!

Your approach was just poor, I guess the girl was irritated

Thnx for ur comment; but i never expected her to say yes cos no girl will tell u yes 4 d first time anyways. U r ryt abt her being getting irritated bt i dnt av d tym to beat around d bush jst because she'll get irritated. Next time I c her, I'll make tinz ryt.

jenigurl:
Never girl on the road to ask her out : creepy
It's okay if you are blunt but at least break the ice, get to know her surname first , her favorite color, her motivation, her dreams etc
Please don't stop to talk to girls on your way home from work at least et home, shower , have dinner

lol I dnt even knw where she's living, she jst works in my area nd its nt everyday i see her, so I dnt wanna waste dt opportunity telling her sweet words, dts why i went straight to d point.

vicstar:
chai! OP yo lucky that she's kinda patient with u just check out yo nonsense questions

Take note of diz, girls are tired of hearing the usual the normal wooing cliche be creative

creative lyk hw? saying some sweet words to her? i tink dts wasting of time, i like going str8 to d point.

bitchcrafts:
How old are you, the age range of the girl too... Everything about this post smells early teenage.

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lalasticlala coman c somtin

sia- alive sia- unstoppable

Cutehector:
Ilegend please come and save dis guy..



I almost died of laughter

lol, is it funny?

Vinshu:
You did the right thing.

Now sit and wait! If she doesn't provide a positive feedback. Move on! That's how life should be

Not beating around the bush

I appreciate dt.

There is dis girl in my area i like nd av been looking for the opportunity to speak to her. Fortunately for me this evening when coming from work, I saw her alone walking nd I followed her nd approached her. This was how our convo went, (please take ur time to read the following).

Me: hi, gud evening.

Girl: gud evening; wht can i do for u?

Me: what is ur name?

Girl: mariam.

Me: where are u going?

Girl: to shop?

Me: i just wanna c u for something important.

Girl: I don't av tym nw...maybe later.

Me: no, I won't take much of ur tym.

Girl: ok.

Me: honestly mariam, there is something av always wished to tell u .

Girl: what is that?

Me: i like u so much and i want to date u cos av been watching u for a long time nd u are someone I like.(her facial expression change)

Girl: pls is that all u av to say?

Me: yes, nd wht do u av to say to that?
(she starts leaving)

Girl: maybe another tym.

Me: but how are we gonna see now?

Girl: what is it sef, I said I don't av time now.

Me: OK sha...c u another time.

My question is that: am I being too forward for telling her that for the first time of our dialogue, OR, I should have been more patient with her nd telling her that another time we see?

What is your opinion on this nd what should i do?

During the 6th Century, it was customary to
congratulate people who sneezed because it was
thought that they were expelling evil from their
bodies. During the great plague of Europe, the
Pope passed a law to say “God bless you” to one
who sneezed.

source: [url] https://mobile.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1584489588233399&id=877331585615873&refid=17&_ft_=top_level_post_id.1584489588233399%3Atl_objid.1584489588233399%3Athid.877331585615873%3A306061129499414%3A2%3A0%3A1467356399%3A-8517350865216989363&__tn__=%2As[/url]

who is dis man @ no. 7 sef? seeing his pix almost everywhere.

6. When the person before you keep withdrawing.
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Now this could make you cry especially if you want to withdraw a small amount of money from the ATM. You would be in constant fear as you do not want the machine to go out of service when it is your turn. People like these are usually annoying as they would keep withdrawing like they want to collect the whole money in the machine.

7. When it is finally your turn and it says temporarily unable to dispense.
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At this point you would feel like breaking the machine itself but would hold yourself back because you would be arrested eventually. After wasting your time on the queue and having seen all sorts of people withdraw, the machine could go blank on you and say temporarily unable to dispense cash.But Nigerians are patient and would want to hold on for a little time. Luckily this paysoff sometimes as the bank officials may be around to load the ATM again.

8. Your finally withdraw

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Imagine the joy and relief that comes from being able to withdraw money finally. You feel satisfied and do not really care about the time you have spent trying to withdraw since you have been vindicated.

9. When your card refuses to come out

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Your joy could turn sour after withdrawing and the machine refuses to give up your card. The struggle starts all over as you are stuck trying to figure out whether it would come out or not.You also have to worry about impatient people who are eager to use the machine and leave. These people would start to curse and swear; they really do not care whether the machine just swallowed your card.

10. When you get debited twice

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As if the devil wants to add salt to your injury, the network could act up and make them debit you twice. Normally, the debited amount should be reversed in few minutes but then you never can be sure asthis is Nigeria. Anything can happen. You have to lodge the complaint as soon as possible if you ever want to get your money back.

The queues.

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This is the first thing that could turn you off when you try using an ATM in Nigeria. The queues are usually long and depressing. It would be difficult getting to do anything on days like that as you could end up getting stuck there.

2. When you suddenly saw ten people in front of you.

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While you must have made up your mind to join the queue on days you have no choice, you would be shocked to see people who were not on the queue joining the line. These people claim to have been there before and only went to do something. At this your hope of being the next person to withdraw would be dashed again.

3. When the machine goes out of service.

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After you must have waited for long on thequeue, the machine could decide to misbehave just then and go out of service.It is usually more painful when you have one or two people in front of you when thishappens. If the service is not restores immediately, that means you have to go to some other bank where the struggle would begin again.

4. When the person in front of you has five ATM cards

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This is another form of frustration; imaginebeing on the queue for hours only to have the person in front of you bringing out five cards.This means you have to wait for as long aspossible before you finally have the chance to use the machine. The annoying part is most of these people are slow and would take eternity trying to figure out how to use the machine.

5. When there is a novice in front of you.

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Indeed, there are many annoying people in Nigeria. These people could have been on that queue for as long as you have been there yourself without mentioning their inability to use the machine.When it is their turn to withdraw, they would spend more time trying to figure outhow the machine works and would press all the buttons on it before they finally ask for help.

d rate at which nairalanders call lalasticlala ehn? Seun sef dey envy.

38.) The Cat Mew machine, designed by the Japanese to keep away mice (1963).
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39.) A young woman takes her pet lobster out for a walk (1950s).
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40.) A young boy attends Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have A Dream" speech (1963).
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41.) "TV Glasses," a product that never caught on (1963).
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42.) A dramatic photo of a utility worker receiving CPR after being electrocuted, "The Kiss Of Life" (1967).
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43.) Bill & Hillary Clinton play volleyball before getting married (1971).
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44.) Young Osama Bin Laden with his family in Sweden, in the green shirt on the right (1970s).
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The moments captured in time are completely out of context now, but even keeping that in mind doesn't help how strange some of this seems. Don't laugh, though. In 50 years, what you're doing today might seem completely crazy to other people. Click below to share this strange gallery.

source: http://www.viralnova.com/unusual-historic-photos/

cc:lalasticlala.

31.) There used to be ice-coldwhisky dispensers, sometimes found in offices (1950s).
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32.) The winner of the Miss Atomic Bomb pageant is crowned (1950).
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33.) Afghan women, casually dressed, use a public library before the Taliban rule (1950s).
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34.) Paul McCartney takes a mirror selfie (1959).
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35.) Young women attend a house party in this colorized photo (1950s).
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36.) Fidel Castro lays a wreath at the Lincoln Memorial (1959).
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37.) Fritz the bulldog, a TV celebrity, is groomed by a barber (1961).
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21.) This is possibly the first GPS, an auto-scrolling map that would help people navigate in real time (1930).
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22.) A Model T elevator garage in Chicago (1936).
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23.) Salvador Dali and Coco Chanel sharing a smoke break (1938).
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24.) This bicycle fit a family offour and it included a sewing machine (1939).
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25.) Infants wear gas mask hoods during a London bombing drill (1940).
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26.) WWII soldiers get their last kiss before being deployed (1940s).
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27.) A small puppy sleeps in between Russian soldiers (1945).
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28.) An Austrian boy is excited about his first pair of new shoes in years (1946).
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29.) A bear cub laps up a bowlof honey in a cafe (1950).
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30.) A man dresses his dog up in a suit and puts his cat inthe dog's lap for a picture (1950s).
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11.) A couple enjoys an old-fashioned zipline at a fair (1923).
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12.) The Isolator was a helmet worn to help the wearer focus, rendering a person deaf. They even had a supply of oxygen (1925).
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13.) A full-faced swimming mask that was to help protect women's skin from the sun (1920s).
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14.) Adolf Hitler rehearsing his speeches in front of a mirror (1925).
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15.) The LA Public Library's bookmobile program for the sick (1928).
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16.) A zookeeper gives penguins a cooling shower from a watering can (1930).
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17.) The One Wheel Motorcycle, which could reach a top speed of 93 mph (1931).
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18.) A cat posed for a cigarette card, found in Army Club Cigarettes (1932).
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19.) Makers of the London double decker bus prove that they weren't a tipping hazard (1933).
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20.) A mother is consumed byher worries and watches over her children during the Dust Bowl (1936). This photo of Florence Owens Thompson isactually one of the photos on this list that became quite famous in its own right.
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5.) "Pin boys" set up bowling pins while people play games (1914).
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6.) A prohibition and anti-saloon league sign, speaking out against liquor.
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7.) A police officer on a Harley-Davidson transports a prisoner in a holding cell (1921).
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8.) Two girls take a"horseman" picture together (1920).
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9.) Two winners of a beauty pageant, back when the standards of beauty were much different (1922).
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10.) Two winners of a beauty pageant, back when the standards of beauty were much different (1922).
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source: http://www.viralnova.com/unusual-historic-photos/

There have been countless events and incidents throughout history that seem just too strange to be true. Today, the historical medical cures and contraceptives that people used seem like they were the brain child of a mad scientist andnota legitimate solution. (At least people were creative.) Not only was medicine less developed,but the laws and socially acceptable behaviors were much different as well. You'll be shockedto see some of the things that people did and used throughout history. The strange photos below are a perfect example of some of the weird stuff that has happened over the years. Even if the pictures were innocent, some of these seem sincerely crazy. What the?

1.) The oldest known selfie (1839).
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2.) A portrait taken of a woman while she was mid-sneeze (1900).
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3.) A "knocker-up" waking up clients (20th century).
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4.) Nine kings gather to mourn the death of King Edward VII (1910).
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Lalasticlala comman see ghost.

1. The Sallie House.

Despite its reputation as one of America’s most haunted houses, the Sallie House of Atchison, Kansas, looks like any other middle- class home. Located at 508 N. Second Street, the Sallie House was built in the 19th century and got its name from a ghost girl named Sallie.

In 1992, the case of the Sallie House made national news thanks to the Sightings television program. While an episode of the show was being filmed, the home’s residents, Tony and Debra Pickman, showed suspicious scratch marks on their bodies. Members of the television crew were similarly bumped, bruised, and scratched.

According to Tony and Debra, these serious supernatural assaults began after the birth of their child. From then on, Tony and Debra suffered cuts and physical pains caused by unseen assailants. Anyone who visited the house was similarly assaulted.

Other stories claim that full-body apparitions, floating objects, and inexplicable noises such as animal sounds were experienced by members of the household and their friends. To investigate these mysterious occurrences, the Pickman family frequently invited paranormal investigators and psychics to their home, some of whom used Ouija boards to try to contact the house’s spirits .

Disturbingly, Tony and Debra came to believe that Sallie, the house’s most active ghost, was somehow a magnet for much darker entities. In particular, Sallie may have been the portal that allowed a demon or several demons to enter the house.

One of these demons has been called a harpy due to its predilection for physical violence and its particular interest in Tony and Debra’s child. Tony and Debra left the house in 1994, but they maintain a website dedicated to their experiences.