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Investment / Re: Is The Stock Market Going To Crash? by LAKANYE(m): 7:18pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
osinaike: HOPE FOR ECONOMIC RESUSCITATIONS AROUND THE WORLD WILL, AND CAN ONLY COMES FROM NO ONE ELSE, BUT "THE ALMIGHTY GOD" THE GREAT BOOK SAYS, "CAST ALL YOUR BURDENS UPON THE LORD" |
Investment / Re: Is The Stock Market Going To Crash? by LAKANYE(m): 6:06pm On Jun 26, 2008 |
[b]It is very obvious that the economic perspectives of the current US economy is nothing to write home about. The Dow Jones, Nasdac, D&C, and all other "super"economic indicators of daily world economy portrayed bad economic and gloomy pictures of a downward sloping world economy; Thanks to the US Government for fucking up all the world economy by poking their "bussy body" big white noses on the affairs of the Arab countries, by invading IRAQ/AFGANISTAN, spending borrowed monies to rebuild all the damages they had done around the world, and making poor countries and their individual citizens surffer for the consequences of bad American Government of a bleeped up President BUSH and his dumb entourage. The World economy was invarsely affected by the 9/11 attarcks on the twin towers in NYC. Needless to say that two wrongs do not make a right, that the American invasions of IRAQ and AFGANISTAN were the ultimate reason for the current economic problems of the world as at date. The world economy partially crashed after economic effects of 9/11, but the debilitating effects were hidden and unknown to the world until now that it has become beyound repairs. The invicible nomenclatures of the forces of Demand and Supply can ONLY work on a positively responsive economy, and not if the purchasing powers of individual aggregate implicative measures of the economic powers had adversely decline as it at the moment. The US Dollars is dropping down to its kneel at every close of the world market indicators, and Russian Government is begining to advocate for a change of world economic measurements fronm the US Dollars to some other measures. To a layman in a typical local market like Oshodi market, all the layman know is going on is "it don't make no sence why a bottle of water will cost #500.00 or more, or why a taxi cab ride will cost so much due to an outrageous increases in petroleum prices at every winking of an eye of violence in oil enriched neighbohoods. I will advocate and pray for an absolute collapse of the world economy for a simple reason why one entity would feel he has the absolute monopolistic power to control the world economy at the detriment of the rest of the world. Let the rich people around the world loose all they had nefariously accumulated, and begin to live like the poor people in Bamuda, or some remote parts of the world. MAY THE WORLD STOCK MARKET CRASH, AND NEVER RECOVERS FROM ITS ACCIDENT;, THEN, WE SHALL ALL BECOME AS POOR AS CHURCH RATS, AND START FROM THE SAME LEVEL ALL OVER AGAIN.[/b] |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 3:15am On Jun 26, 2008 |
WHERE TWO OR MORE WOMEN ARE GATHERED TOGETHER, THERE IS ALWAYS CHAOTIC BLOWS AND INSULTS |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:13am On Jun 26, 2008 |
onyinye2: ONYINYE2, I PROMISE TO RESPOND AFTER DINNER. I HAVE TO SIT ON MY DINNER TABLE AT 0730PM ET, HOPEFULLY I DON'T GET DRUNK COMING HOME FROM DINNER. OLIVE~GARDEN SERVE THE BEST ITALIAN WINE WITH THEIR FOODS. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:08am On Jun 26, 2008 |
OK GUYS, ITS DINNER TIME IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. SEE YOU GUYS AFTER DINNER. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FREE FOOD, MEET ME AT OLIVE~GARDEN ON APPALACHEE PARKWAY, RIGHT ACCROSS THE STREET FROM THE CAPITOL BUILDING OF FLORIDA. SEE YA. I'M OUT |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:02am On Jun 26, 2008 |
RedHotChic: NUBIANQ, IS MY BUDDY |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 12:00am On Jun 26, 2008 |
CH3COO: THAT WAS NOT WHAT I SAID |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:55pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
RedHotChic: I DID NOT SAY THAT MAM. I'M JUST NOT USED TO BEING AROUND BUNCH OF THEM LIKE IN NAIRALAND. ITS A DIFFERENT WORLD. SOMETIMES, IT'S LIKE JANKARA MARKET IN LAGOS |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:52pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
WHERE IS NUBIANQ SHE MUST HAVE GONE TO FIND HER MAN AGAIN. I LEARN'T HE DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT. HMMN, THIS NIGERIA/BRITONS WHAT A HUSBAND SHE'S GOT |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:49pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
onyinye2: ONYINYE2 YOU ARE ALWAYS ON MY CASE. IT MAKES THE WORLD GO FASTER THOUGH, AND I ENJOYED EVERY BITS OF IT. ITS A GOOD THING TO LEARN TO SURVIVE AMONGST AFRICAN WOMEN ON NAIRALAND |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:45pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
jennykadry: THANK YOU JENNYKADRY YOU HAVE ALWAYS RESCUED ME IN NAIRALAND WHEN I GET IN TROUBLE WITH WOMEN ISSUES. I'M GONNA SEND YOU SOME US DOLLAR WHEN DOLLARS GETS BIGGER THAN POUNDS STERLINGS |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:42pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
onyinye2: MY SUGARCOATED YORUBA MOUTH WORKS IN THE STATES. I DON'T OPEN MY MOUTH TO TALK IN NIGERIA, BECAUSE THEN, PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT I HAVE LEFT IN A LONG TIME |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:38pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
CAN WE LIKE GO BACK TO THIS ISSUE ABOUT "WOMEN ARE DOGS" I'm really interested at reading women's views about calling themselves doggish names, and they think its cute. like I'M A DOG I'M A BITCH I'M A LovePeddler I'M A CUNT I'M A SLUT NOW WHAT |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:29pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
onyinye2: I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. NUBIANQ CAN ATTEST TO MY GENUINE~NESS Hope she wont sell me to servitude. I'M FOR REAL. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:24pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
CH3COO: A GOOD MAN IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT HE WAS "WRONG", EVEN TO THE WHOLE WORLD. HOPE SHE RESPONDS POSITIVELY. THE THUNDER~THREAT MUST HAVE SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS DICK. I used to be from Oshun State, where Thunder~storm is a weapon of MASS DESTRUCTIONS. especially when you play with a woman's husband |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:16pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
CH3COO: THAT PICTURE ON MY PROFILE IS MY EDIFICATION OF AFRICAN WOMEN, SHE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE SWEET~SIXTEEN OR A BEAUTY QUEEN TO BE RESPECTED BY MEN. SEE THE LOOKS IN HER EYES, SHE IS SO PROUD OF HERSELF, AND FULL OF CONFIDENCE. JESUS ONCE SAID, "THAT YOU CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS, BY YOUR FAITH. SHE HAS THE FAITH OF A BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMAN, EVEN THOUGH SOME MEN MAY SEE HER OTHERWISE |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 11:00pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
CH3COO: Hey buddy, Let the sleeping dog lie. MOST MARRIED WOMEN ARE VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT THEIR MARRIAGE, ESPECIALLY NIGERIAN WOMEN. TRUST ME, SHE WOULD SEND thunder TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU KEEP THREATENING HER WITH HER HUSBAND. FOR REAL. LEAVE IT ALONE, AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT. WE CAN ALL HAVE FUN WRITING VIEWS, INTELLIGENT OR OTHERWISE WITHOUT PULLING ANY BODY'S STRING. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 10:51pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
idey_craze: I THINK ALL MEN NEEDS TO LOOK INTO THIS WONDERFUL CORRELATIONS BETWEEN A WOMAN AND A DOG. HMMN, I'M BEGINNING TO LEARN SOMETHING "NEW" ABOUT WOMEN IN NAIRALAND WITHOUT PAYING FOR A PSYCHOLOGY CLASS |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 10:26pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
Its amazing what a woman would call herself; A LovePeddler, A BITCH, A CUNT, A DOG, A HUSBAND SNATCHER, ETC. But the moment a guy admits to the name, like, hmmn, Yup you're a LovePeddler. She will flare up. And then, she would wanna translate her own unique definition of a LovePeddler or a dog to mean something positive in a woman. I MEAN, IF A WOMAN ADMITS SHE IS A DOG, maybe I don't know her as much as I thought I did, and she's trying to correct me; NIGGER, I'M A DOG! O WELL THEN, YOU'RE A DOG THEN BY ADMITIONS |
Romance / Re: Women Are Like Dogs by LAKANYE(m): 6:46pm On Jun 25, 2008 |
HMMN, THAT WOMEN ARE DOGS I REALLY NEVER THOUGHT OF THEM THAT WAY. HMMN, I GUESS ITS TRUE. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: What A Father Did To His 2-yr-old Girl by LAKANYE(m): 12:08am On Jun 25, 2008 |
Blatant: WHAT, ARE YOU A slowpoke TO CRITICISM?? OR THE ABUSIVE ILLITERATE MAN IS YOUR FATHER THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE A DEFENCE TO IGNORANCE HALLA BACK. I'M WAITING |
Romance / Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help! by LAKANYE(m): 1:05am On Jun 24, 2008 |
I THINK SAY BOMBOY DON DEY GROW UPPER TEETH FOR INSIDE BELLE O. ABORTION NO GO POSSIBLE AGAIN. I PRAY YOU GIVE BIRTH TO QUADRUPLETS. MAYBE YOU GO LEAN YOUR LESSON FOR NEXT TIME MAKE YOU NO DEY ALLOW ANY MAN TO CUM INSIDE YOUR TOTO AGAIN!!! NNA, MAKE YOU INVITE ME FOR BABY SHOWER O. AND NA WHICH OF THOSE GUYS BE YOUR BABYDADDY SEF, DO YOU KNOW |
Crime / Re: What A Father Did To His 2-yr-old Girl by LAKANYE(m): 3:09pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
This is one of the reasons why a US millitary barracks should be planted in Nigeria. The Nigerian Men think they are gods over their women, and extend the same inhuman treatments upon their own child. That father should be flogged 24 time every day for two years, because the abused child is two years old. If she is 5 years old, I would have recommend 60 lashes per day for six years as punishments for him against abuse on his daughter. This is horrible, and the father should be taking to court and punished for his acts. What in the hell is wrong with Nigerian fathers?? If they are not impregnating their daughters, they are flogging them to death?? |
Romance / Re: I'm I Pregnant! Help! by LAKANYE(m): 11:28pm On Jun 22, 2008 |
Its amazing how a man and a woman engaged in conceptus intercourse together, but ONLY the woman is left behind the scene to bear the consequences. THE BOBO PROBABLY FORGOT ABOUT THE DAY OF EVENT, but the woman is now left ALONE to deal with the consequences. UGOCHICK, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT AT THE TIME, if not, thats a double blow |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by LAKANYE(m): 9:48pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
YOU GONNA NEED A SURGERY ON THAT PIMPLES ON YOUR FACE GAY-BOY. NAIRALAND.COM IS NOT A PLACE WHERE YOU GO TO INSULT PEOPLE'S INTEGRITY. IF YOU START ANY FORMS OF INSULTS ON MY COMMENTS, I WILL SHOW YOU I NEVER BACKED DOWN FOR ANYONE. AND I'VE GAT ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR YOU.
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Romance / Re: Marriage: He Wants Me To Wait Until I'm 32 by LAKANYE(m): 8:37pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
[b]You really don't need to take any body's advice if you want. Let TIME decide for you. You can decide for yourself when you begin to see traces of gray hair growing on your head. If you keep waiting FOR A MAN TO DECIDE TO MARRY YOU on or before you turn 32, and God forbid he decides at that time that, "HMMNN, YOU ARE "looking" TOO OLD, I DON'T THINK I WANNA BE WITH YOU ANY MORE" I wonder what you gonna do then. EVERY WOMAN HAVE ONLY ONE GOOD CHANCE OF BEING WITH ONE GOOD MAN, all other chances afterwards are just Bleep buddies. THE BALL IS ABSOLUTELY IN YOUR COURT WHEN YOU DECIDE TO START DATING HIM, HOW MANY PEOPLE IN NAIRALAND ADVICE YOU TO PICK HIM? AND IF YOU ARE STILL WITH THIS DUDE AFTER ALL THIS ADVICE NAIRALAND MEMBERS HAD OFFERED YOU FOR FREE WITHOUT PAYING CONSULTATION FEES TO ANYONE, O WELL, YOUR DESTINY IS IN YOUR HANDS. [/b] |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by LAKANYE(m): 4:39pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
US Election 2008: Hillary Clinton to join Barack Obama on campaign trail in White House race By Alex Spillius in Washington Last Updated: 1:47AM BST 21/06/2008 Senator Hillary Clinton is to join Barack Obama on the campaign trail for the first time since their long and acrimonious tussle for the Democratic presidential nomination. US Elections: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton share the stage AP Mr Obama will campaign with his former rival Hillary Clinton next week The former First Lady has already conceded defeat but their joint appearance on Friday, the details of which have yet to be finalised, will present a strong image of party unity ahead of November's election, amid lingering frustration among some of supporters. For some of her fans it will also sustain hopes of her being placed on a "dream ticket" as Mr Obama's vice-presidential running mate. In primary election exit polls, roughly 20 per cent of Clinton voters said they would rather vote for Republican Senator John McCain than Mr Obama. Her willingness to campaign with her former rival could be crucial to him winning large swing states such as Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida, where blue-collar workers largely shunned the young challenger. Article continues advertisement The 46-year-old senator, who defied all predictions by beating his more experienced and better known opponent, has already rallied high profile Clinton supporters behind his cause. Earlier this week prominent Clinton backers such as former secretary of state Madeleine Albright and retired Gen Wesley Clark joined him in meetings on national security. He has also secured the endorsement of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, a political powerhouse union that was a strong supporter of Mrs Clinton. "Barack Obama has the experience, judgment and strength to reinvigorate our economy and resurrect the American dream," AFSCME President Gerald McEntee said after meeting Mr Obama with other union leaders. Hollywood stars with long Clinton associations have also aligned behind Mr Obama, who is the first black presidential nominee for either major party. He will speak at what is expected to be a star-studded fundraiser in Los Angeles on Tuesday, where the singer Seal will be the main act. Director Steven Spielberg and studio boss Jeffrey Katzenberg, both former endorsers of Mrs Clinton, will hold a major fundraising event for Mr Obama later in the year. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Obama Clinches Democratic Nomination by LAKANYE(m): 1:55pm On Jun 21, 2008 |
T@meD0: Of what benefits would it be to me if I make responsive comments to a CROSS-DRESSER?
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Food / Re: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by LAKANYE(m): 9:04am On Jun 19, 2008 |
tyna1: [b]I'M PISSED NOW. IF SHE IS A NIGERIAN WOMAN FROM ANOTHER TRIBE GO MARRY AN IGBO MAN DEY GET PROBLEM TO COOK OPOROKO FOR HER HUSBAND, HMMN, AND THEN SHE GO POST SOME YEYE PICTURE WEY LOOK LIKE AN HALFCAST/OYINBO WOMAN? FOR ME, I DEY WASH MY HANDS OFF ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. ON THE OTHER HAND, I KNOW THIS WHITE WOMAN WEY DEY ALWAYS LOOK FOR NIGERIAN MEN HERE IN THE STATES. SHE GET ONE PIKIN FOR A YORUBA MAN, AND ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NIGERIAN MEN TO ADVICE HER WHENEVER SHE GET PROBLEMS WITH HER HUSBAND. THE OYINBO WOMAN SPEAKS PIDGIN ENGLISH LIKE A TYPICAL LAGOSIAN. YOU MAY NEVER REALIZED SHE IS ACTUALLY A PURE WHITE WOMAN ON THE PHONE UNTIL YOU MEET HER IN PERSON. NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A WHITE WOMAN, THEM DEY TRAVEL GO ANYWHERE TO FIND A GOOD MAN, AND WHEN THEY FIND A GOOD MAN, THEM THEY DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THE MAN, BUT NA THE MAN DEY GET TIRED OF THEM AND WANNA MOVE ON WITH HIS TRIBAL WOMAN. DON'T GET ME WRONG, OYINBO WOMAN GO USE HER WHOLE LIFE AND SPEND ALL HER MONEY ON HER HUSBAND TO KEEP HIM. BUT, IT WILL GET TO A POINT WEY THE MAN GO BEGIN COMPARE RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS TRIBAL WOMAN, AND A DOMINEERING WOMAN. MOST OF THE TIME THE OYINBO WOMAN DEY END UP KILLING HER HUSBAND IF SHE FINDS OUT SAY THE MAN DEY SLEEP WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, ( ANY OTHER WOMAN).[/b] |
Food / Re: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by LAKANYE(m): 12:29am On Jun 19, 2008 |
Leilah: Dear Leilah, The truth is a bitter pill to swallow. No one knows your husband better than you do. Most of the advice you would read here are from Nigerians, but may not be a helpful advice to you because we are only making preconceived judgment from one side of the truthful situations in your home. But, I had advice you to be on the safe side. Live your life for you, and not for some man. You have portrayed yourself far beyond an average and good wife to a typical African man. I honestly do hope his complains of your cooking was made out of love. I hope he is not attempting to hurt you and destroy the rest of your life with a choice of an Igbo woman in place of you. I do hope he is a good and God fearing man. But, your approach and selfless efforts to please your man may come back to hurt you if and only if he has a skeleton in his cupboard. |
Food / Re: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by LAKANYE(m): 1:52am On Jun 18, 2008 |
Method-Man: I HOPE SAY OYINBO LEILEH NO SABI READ PIDGIN ENGLISH O. SHE GO STOP her search for professional AKPU COOK if she understand wetin we dey talk about. ME I NO DEY O. I DEY GO WATCH HBO FOR MY BEDROOM |
Food / Re: What Can I Cook For My Igbo Husband? by LAKANYE(m): 1:21am On Jun 18, 2008 |
skyone: I JUST DEY FEEL SORRY FOR THIS OYINBO PEPPER WE GO MARRY NIGERIAN MAN FOR ENGLAND. AFTERWARDS, THE OKORO MAN BEGIN COMPLAIN ABOUT HER COOKING AFTER OKORO DON GET HIM "GREEN CARD" NAIM LEILAH DEY ASK ME SAY MAKE I ANALYSE WETIN I MEAN'T ON MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS. TUFIAKWA. NO BE MY MOUTH SHE GO HEAR SAY OKORO GET PIKIN FOR ABAKALEKE. HER MARRITAL PROBLEMS PASS HER COOKING PROBLEM. NO BE THIS SAME OKORO MAN DEY EAT THE SAME SHIT SHE DEY COOK BEFORE HE GET HIM "GREEN CARD"?? NOW, OKORO DEY COMPLAIN SAY OYINBO COOKING NO GOOD ANY MORE. HMMN N I G E R I A N MAN (I DEY FEAR UNA) |
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