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Politics / Re: No Nigerian Citizenship For British By Marriage by LAKANYE(m): 6:44pm On Jul 03, 2008
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Re: No Nigerian Citizenship For British By Marriage
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Please tell your English wife that their refusal is a blessing for her in disguise. Why on earth does she want to be a Nigerian citizen? Have you introduced her to Sapele water or what that has turn her brain upside down? Many of us want to throw Nigerian citizenship into the River Niger if possible and someone is sane enough to want one. She can have mine if she is that desperate. I know blind Nigerian patriots will all come out of the wood works now and jump on my throat but they knew I am saying the truth.

But how many places do they travel with Nigerian passport if they has an alternative? Those useless people at the embassy that call themselves diplomats need their heads examined for refusing any willing lamb a citizenship of a yawaa country like Nigeria. This is what happen when you have a gworo chewing mallam as president, a junta bastard man as senate president, a former hungry teacher as vice president, a motor mouth as speaker and a nonentity of Ojo Nmaduekwe as foreign minister.


THIS IS MY KIND OF MAN, NAILING THE TRUTH IN THE HEAD.

I remembered in 1998, when I realized my Nigerian Passport was missing, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin I was not really bothered about the missing passport, but just kept wondering who in hell wants to steal a Nigerian passport, FOR WHAT?? THAT GREEN PALI GETS YOU IN TROUBLE SO MUCH THAT YOU MAY WANT TO REFUSE IT WHEN THEY START SCREENING YOU AT AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR POCESSING A NIGERIAN PASSPORT.

PLEASE TELL YOUR WIFE A BIG "CONGRATULATIONS" FOR THE REFUSALS.
FUKK NIGERIAN PASSPORT MEN. ITS NOTHING BUT A BAIT OF SUSPICION.[/b]
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 2:01am On Jul 03, 2008
Mesmerize:

@all
FYI, not all women think sex is the foundation of a relationship undecided

WE AGREED. ITS THE END RESULTS OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:55am On Jul 03, 2008
studentetc:

One can have really really good sex without emotions my dear. The gains: satisfaction.

EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST MASTER. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin THAT IS CALLED BASIC FUKKING WITHOUT THE ANECDOTES.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:51am On Jul 03, 2008
onyinye2:

everything in this world needs balance. this included. what is the point of good sex when you are emotionally not in to it. eventually you will want something more. but if the sex isnt good then yeah there is a problem. because it is going to cause problems in the relationship.

LET ME INTERPRET THAT COMMENT TO A LAYMAN'S LEVEL.

THAT I ONYINYE2, WANT MORE THAN A GOOD Fxck EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT, I ACTUALLY WANTS MORE THAN A GOOD fuXK. I CAN DO WITHOUT IT, BUT IF I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FZCK, THERE WOULD BE A PROBLEM IN IN THE RELATIONSHIP.
WHAT AN INCORRIGIBLE STATEMENTS OF INCONSISTENCIES.

JUST ADMIT IT.
ALL WOMEN WANTS IS A MAN WITH A 12" RIMS ON HIS RIDES.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:38am On Jul 03, 2008
my hand is under my chin, grin grin just reading comments, and grin grin grin grin ing
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:08am On Jul 03, 2008
jek_kad:

good thank God u said some women and not all

THIS IS NOT AN "IRAQI ATTACK" ON WOMEN IN GENERAL. BUT, THE REALITY IF THE FACTS IS THAT MOST WOMEN ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO BE CALLED WOMEN, BECAUSE THEY ARE EXCEPTIONALLY AND NATURALLY INCORRIGIBLE
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 12:51am On Jul 03, 2008
jek_kad:

Lakanye


even if d guy has got a 20 inches rod inbtw his legs ,wtout money babes of this days wont fall,abi is it sex they will be eating everyday?will sex and that rod put food on d table?

SOME WOMEN ARE SO HEMMN, SHOULD I SAY "STUPID", THAT THEY WILL KEEP A MAN WITH A GOOD RODD ON LEASH, AND WORK TO TAKE CARE OF HIM, AND PAY HIS BILLS TOO.
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 12:45am On Jul 03, 2008
THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING, READING COMMENTS MADE BY WOMEN ON THIS ISSUE MAKES ANY MAN REALIZED THAT WOMEN THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. TAKE FOR INSTANCE THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS FOR EXAMPLE,
Esss:

Love is for suckers. Love does not exist, has no meaning and is just in the mind.

What women want is romance (according to my definition), fine face, fine body, cool tempered guy, pepper rested, funny, sabi Bleep like rabbit, get motor, go school, get sense, and be mugu for them. Chikina

WHAT IF THE MAN IS CRIPPLED?
DOES HE STILL QUALIFIES?

GUYS, DID YOU READ "SABI FCUCK LIKE RABBIT" ON THAT QUOTE
THAT IS ALL WOMEN WANTS; A MAN WITHOUT A JOB, BUT WITH AT LEAST 12" FAT RODD, AND KNOWS HOW AND WHEN TO TURN RIVER JORDAN TO BLOOD WATER.
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 12:30am On Jul 03, 2008
edmondo:

i think school have nothing to do here,its all about individual thing
i have seen a product a of unilag that you would doubt if he is really a graduate.
fellow nairalander,its not about but about the stuff that you are made off.

YUP, IF THE DUDE STUDIED "YORUBA", "BASIC ECONOMICS" OR "PHYSICAL EDUCATION, OR ANY OF THOSE JEKUREDU COURSES FOR SEVEN YEARS BEFORE HE GRADUATED WITH A "JUST GET OUT CLASS OR A PASS FOR ATTENDANCE"
Adverts / Re: Are U Intending Divorce Or Separation? Please Before You Think, Take A Look by LAKANYE(m): 11:45pm On Jul 02, 2008
WHAT THE FCCCK
HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO NAIRALAND TO MAKE N1000.00/ APPLICANT.
IF I'M A WOMAN, I WOULD RATHER GET A DIVORCE THAN SPEND MONEY TO SAFE A GARDEM FUCCCKED UP MARRIAGE FROM A HEMM, HEMM, A HEMM, HEMM 419 grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Culture / Re: Yoruba Ladies Why? by LAKANYE(m): 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2008
@POSTER,
This is absolutely unfair, TO EXPOSE YOUR MOTHER ON THE INTERNET? Are you a bastard child? And, YOU THINK ALL YORUBA WOMEN RUN AFTER ANYTHNIG IN TROUSERS
OMO ALE NI E O
WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2008
women plus want? equals INCOMPARTIBILITY. Women themselves never knows what they want from anything. They change like a weather forcast, partly cloudy today, sunshine and raining the next day. The most honest ones amongst billions of them are full of inconsistencies in a relationship, and cannot figure out what they going to do with their lives. Hence, they look for men to manage their life for them.
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2008
THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC FOR ONLY THE ELITE MEMBERS OF NAIRALAND. Simple critarias, but confusing to the DUMB/(are they also STUPID? sorry) ones.
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2008
olabayode:

can someone hint me about their test format


kaypound:

oh my GOD what kind of person is this? is it that you are a retard or an slowpoke that it is difficult to understand what the topic is about and not test format? You are an embarrassment to your school that is if you even went to school at all.

You took the words out of my mouth. What student of any of these Universities want to think about TEST FORMATS after graduation THIS IS HOW STUDENTS FAIL SIMPLE EXAMS.
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 5:00pm On Jul 02, 2008
I had studied in two of these Universities before I left for the States.
    I don't know the current Educational qualities of these Universities at this time, since we have most of the Nigerian Professors here in the United States. But back in the late 80s;
         GREAT IFE is not called GREAT for nothing.
          Unilag/University of Ibadan will stand side by side, depending on what you are admitted to study.
                    1. GREAT IFE (OAU)
                     2. UNIVERSITY OF AMALA (IBADAN)
                      2.   THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS
Family / Re: Why Single Parent by LAKANYE(m): 1:23am On Jul 02, 2008
IF ALL SINGLE PARENTS WOULD WRITE ABOUT THEIR LIFE EXPERIENCES, AND HOW THEY BECAME A SINGLE PARENTS, I THINK A LOT OF THE JUVENILES ON NAIRALAND.COM
WOULD LEARN FROM READING A TRUE LIFE EXPERIENCES ABROAD.
Family / Re: Why Single Parent by LAKANYE(m): 1:21am On Jul 02, 2008
May kelly:

@LAKANYE
You have not done any thing bad and i assure you no reasonable person will ridicule you, because There are many out and in there that have had a bitter life experience than this and covered it up and I will also say that having a child at home, b/4 getting married to a man is not a sin but African mentality mostly Nigeria is the cause of many babies being dumped in the dust bin.

Be strong in the Lord Jesus Christ who never condemns any.


THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS.
Politics / Re: From Lagos To Oshogbo: Governorship Aspirant Escape Death By The Whiskers by LAKANYE(m): 12:05am On Jul 02, 2008
aderaskeey:

@lakanye:

checkout www.osundefender.com it is a local or community paper that covers osun state political and cultural news.






Thank you countryman. Your information was very helpful. I guess you are a good example of meeting Nigerians at NAIRALAND.COM
THANK YOU AGAIN


Politics / Re: From Lagos To Oshogbo: Governorship Aspirant Escape Death By The Whiskers by LAKANYE(m): 6:45pm On Jul 01, 2008
I am originally from Oshogbo. I am always eager to read about happenings in the state capital. Can someone please send me a link to local daily news through my e-mail address, Please. O well, I haven't been to Nigeria in 13.457 years.
Romance / Re: Can You Use A Pregnancy To Trap A Man Into Marriage? by LAKANYE(m): 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2008
Mesmerize:

Wokeyim. . Just listen to all the advice you can get. . you dnt know when his sperm count is low or high, so dnt even try it. And this form of entrapment is just too pathetic, no matter how much you love the person or vice versa.

SPERM COUNTS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH GETTING A WOMAN PREGNANT. THE COUNTS INVOLVES CHANCES. YOU NEED A SPERM TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT.
Romance / Re: Can You Use A Pregnancy To Trap A Man Into Marriage? by LAKANYE(m): 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2008
THIS TOPIC IS A WOMAN'S BUSINESS. THEY SPECIALIZED AT GETTING PREGNANT, AND KNOWS THEIR INDIVIDUAL REASONS FOR HAVING TO SACRIFICE 9 MONTHS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A SELFISH AND SELFCENTERED PURPOSES.
THIS IS BIG BUSINESS FOR AMERICAN WOMEN, I GUESS ALL WOMEN TOO.
Romance / Re: Should Men Be Allowed To Have A Right Over Their Unborn Babies? by LAKANYE(m): 4:10pm On Jul 01, 2008
What "RIGHT" can any innocent man have over mischiefs of any woman. A woman may decide to get pregnant for a particular man without the knowledge of the man. A woman may decide to terminate a pregnancy without seeking advice or knowledgeable by anyone. A woman has the ultimate decisions to make when it comes to her body, no matter what some man says.
THERE ARE NO AMOUNT OF "RIGHTS" accorded a man with regards to pregnancy, a woman still holds the keys to any life on earth.
Forum Games / Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by LAKANYE(m): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2008
DAMN, I CAN NOT GET ANY ONE OF THESE IDIOMS RIGHT, about time for me to go back to Nigeria.
Adverts / Re: Are U Intending Divorce Or Separation? Please Before You Think, Take A Look by LAKANYE(m): 2:06pm On Jul 01, 2008
globaby1:

dear newly wed friend,
i know all you need in this life is to have a successful home and family. but you don't know how you will achieve this because you and your spouse is not from the same parents, the same family which means your characters are different. remember what ever you give to life is all you get. there is this saying that 75% of the the successes and failure of any marriage is caused by both spouse, another saying is a marriage can still be successful with or without anyone's help and only thise who believe in the need for change remains in love peace and unity in their marriage. there are rules to a successful marriage, which if followed decisively, your expectation of a happy and fulfiling home will not be cut short. the good nesw is that there is an e-book that can put you on track. it is titled: 40 steps to a successful marriage, for more info. send an email to glowithpride8@yahoo.co.uk or call 08073742859 for more details.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][/color]

[i][/i][color=#990000]HMMN,
I SMELT A RAT AS USUAL. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF TRADE BY BARTER. If its a GOOD NEWS AND AN E-BOOK, can we just have the damn link without having to come to your house to pay homages to the KING in Naira HMMN, I SMELT A RAT.
Romance / Re: What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off? by LAKANYE(m): 12:25am On Jul 01, 2008
Mesmerize:

Hairy legs
too much make ups
messy weave skimpy dresses

Whao,
You hate ALL these in women? Why, are you a LESBIAN
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 12:06am On Jul 01, 2008
WOMEN KNOWS THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SPECIE, AND THAT IS WHY THEY ALWAYS ASPIRE TO GET MARRIED BEFORE ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM. grin grin grin IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR ANY MAN.
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2008
DID SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME A QUESTION??
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 11:50pm On Jun 30, 2008
onyinye2:

can you please elaborate on the bolded area??

ONYINYE2,
I knew you to be one of the smartest females on NAIRALAND, I don't think you need further explanations on "MEN PUTTING WOMEN IN THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE"

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