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Politics / Re: No Nigerian Citizenship For British By Marriage by LAKANYE(m): 6:44pm On Jul 03, 2008 |
[b]Eziachi Posts: 64 Offline Re: No Nigerian Citizenship For British By Marriage « #1 on: Yesterday at 04:52:59 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please tell your English wife that their refusal is a blessing for her in disguise. Why on earth does she want to be a Nigerian citizen? Have you introduced her to Sapele water or what that has turn her brain upside down? Many of us want to throw Nigerian citizenship into the River Niger if possible and someone is sane enough to want one. She can have mine if she is that desperate. I know blind Nigerian patriots will all come out of the wood works now and jump on my throat but they knew I am saying the truth. But how many places do they travel with Nigerian passport if they has an alternative? Those useless people at the embassy that call themselves diplomats need their heads examined for refusing any willing lamb a citizenship of a yawaa country like Nigeria. This is what happen when you have a gworo chewing mallam as president, a junta bastard man as senate president, a former hungry teacher as vice president, a motor mouth as speaker and a nonentity of Ojo Nmaduekwe as foreign minister. THIS IS MY KIND OF MAN, NAILING THE TRUTH IN THE HEAD. I remembered in 1998, when I realized my Nigerian Passport was missing, I was not really bothered about the missing passport, but just kept wondering who in hell wants to steal a Nigerian passport, FOR WHAT?? THAT GREEN PALI GETS YOU IN TROUBLE SO MUCH THAT YOU MAY WANT TO REFUSE IT WHEN THEY START SCREENING YOU AT AN INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT FOR POCESSING A NIGERIAN PASSPORT. PLEASE TELL YOUR WIFE A BIG "CONGRATULATIONS" FOR THE REFUSALS. FUKK NIGERIAN PASSPORT MEN. ITS NOTHING BUT A BAIT OF SUSPICION.[/b] |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 2:01am On Jul 03, 2008 |
Mesmerize: WE AGREED. ITS THE END RESULTS OF A RELATIONSHIP WITH WOMEN. |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:55am On Jul 03, 2008 |
studentetc: EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST MASTER. THAT IS CALLED BASIC FUKKING WITHOUT THE ANECDOTES. |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:51am On Jul 03, 2008 |
onyinye2: LET ME INTERPRET THAT COMMENT TO A LAYMAN'S LEVEL. THAT I ONYINYE2, WANT MORE THAN A GOOD Fxck EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT, I ACTUALLY WANTS MORE THAN A GOOD fuXK. I CAN DO WITHOUT IT, BUT IF I DON'T HAVE A GOOD FZCK, THERE WOULD BE A PROBLEM IN IN THE RELATIONSHIP. WHAT AN INCORRIGIBLE STATEMENTS OF INCONSISTENCIES. JUST ADMIT IT. ALL WOMEN WANTS IS A MAN WITH A 12" RIMS ON HIS RIDES. |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:38am On Jul 03, 2008 |
my hand is under my chin, just reading comments, and ing |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 1:08am On Jul 03, 2008 |
jek_kad: THIS IS NOT AN "IRAQI ATTACK" ON WOMEN IN GENERAL. BUT, THE REALITY IF THE FACTS IS THAT MOST WOMEN ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO BE CALLED WOMEN, BECAUSE THEY ARE EXCEPTIONALLY AND NATURALLY INCORRIGIBLE |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 12:51am On Jul 03, 2008 |
jek_kad: SOME WOMEN ARE SO HEMMN, SHOULD I SAY "STUPID", THAT THEY WILL KEEP A MAN WITH A GOOD RODD ON LEASH, AND WORK TO TAKE CARE OF HIM, AND PAY HIS BILLS TOO. |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 12:45am On Jul 03, 2008 |
THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING, READING COMMENTS MADE BY WOMEN ON THIS ISSUE MAKES ANY MAN REALIZED THAT WOMEN THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY WANT. TAKE FOR INSTANCE THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS FOR EXAMPLE, Esss: WHAT IF THE MAN IS CRIPPLED? DOES HE STILL QUALIFIES? GUYS, DID YOU READ "SABI FCUCK LIKE RABBIT" ON THAT QUOTE THAT IS ALL WOMEN WANTS; A MAN WITHOUT A JOB, BUT WITH AT LEAST 12" FAT RODD, AND KNOWS HOW AND WHEN TO TURN RIVER JORDAN TO BLOOD WATER. |
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 12:30am On Jul 03, 2008 |
edmondo: YUP, IF THE DUDE STUDIED "YORUBA", "BASIC ECONOMICS" OR "PHYSICAL EDUCATION, OR ANY OF THOSE JEKUREDU COURSES FOR SEVEN YEARS BEFORE HE GRADUATED WITH A "JUST GET OUT CLASS OR A PASS FOR ATTENDANCE" |
Adverts / Re: Are U Intending Divorce Or Separation? Please Before You Think, Take A Look by LAKANYE(m): 11:45pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
WHAT THE FCCCK HOW MUCH DID YOU PAY TO NAIRALAND TO MAKE N1000.00/ APPLICANT. IF I'M A WOMAN, I WOULD RATHER GET A DIVORCE THAN SPEND MONEY TO SAFE A GARDEM FUCCCKED UP MARRIAGE FROM A HEMM, HEMM, A HEMM, HEMM 419 |
Culture / Re: Yoruba Ladies Why? by LAKANYE(m): 8:29pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
@POSTER, This is absolutely unfair, TO EXPOSE YOUR MOTHER ON THE INTERNET? Are you a bastard child? And, YOU THINK ALL YORUBA WOMEN RUN AFTER ANYTHNIG IN TROUSERS OMO ALE NI E O WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY |
Romance / Re: What Do Women Really Want? by LAKANYE(m): 8:20pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
women plus want? equals INCOMPARTIBILITY. Women themselves never knows what they want from anything. They change like a weather forcast, partly cloudy today, sunshine and raining the next day. The most honest ones amongst billions of them are full of inconsistencies in a relationship, and cannot figure out what they going to do with their lives. Hence, they look for men to manage their life for them. |
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 8:08pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
THIS IS A GOOD TOPIC FOR ONLY THE ELITE MEMBERS OF NAIRALAND. Simple critarias, but confusing to the DUMB/(are they also STUPID? sorry) ones. |
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 8:02pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
olabayode: kaypound: You took the words out of my mouth. What student of any of these Universities want to think about TEST FORMATS after graduation THIS IS HOW STUDENTS FAIL SIMPLE EXAMS. |
Education / Re: Unilag vs OAU-Ife vs UI? by LAKANYE(m): 5:00pm On Jul 02, 2008 |
I had studied in two of these Universities before I left for the States. I don't know the current Educational qualities of these Universities at this time, since we have most of the Nigerian Professors here in the United States. But back in the late 80s; GREAT IFE is not called GREAT for nothing. Unilag/University of Ibadan will stand side by side, depending on what you are admitted to study. 1. GREAT IFE (OAU) 2. UNIVERSITY OF AMALA (IBADAN) 2. THE UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS |
Family / Re: Why Single Parent by LAKANYE(m): 1:23am On Jul 02, 2008 |
IF ALL SINGLE PARENTS WOULD WRITE ABOUT THEIR LIFE EXPERIENCES, AND HOW THEY BECAME A SINGLE PARENTS, I THINK A LOT OF THE JUVENILES ON NAIRALAND.COM WOULD LEARN FROM READING A TRUE LIFE EXPERIENCES ABROAD. |
Family / Re: Why Single Parent by LAKANYE(m): 1:21am On Jul 02, 2008 |
May kelly: THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS. |
Politics / Re: From Lagos To Oshogbo: Governorship Aspirant Escape Death By The Whiskers by LAKANYE(m): 12:05am On Jul 02, 2008 |
aderaskeey: |
Politics / Re: From Lagos To Oshogbo: Governorship Aspirant Escape Death By The Whiskers by LAKANYE(m): 6:45pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
I am originally from Oshogbo. I am always eager to read about happenings in the state capital. Can someone please send me a link to local daily news through my e-mail address, Please. O well, I haven't been to Nigeria in 13.457 years. |
Romance / Re: Can You Use A Pregnancy To Trap A Man Into Marriage? by LAKANYE(m): 4:34pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
Mesmerize: SPERM COUNTS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH GETTING A WOMAN PREGNANT. THE COUNTS INVOLVES CHANCES. YOU NEED A SPERM TO GET A WOMAN PREGNANT. |
Romance / Re: Can You Use A Pregnancy To Trap A Man Into Marriage? by LAKANYE(m): 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
THIS TOPIC IS A WOMAN'S BUSINESS. THEY SPECIALIZED AT GETTING PREGNANT, AND KNOWS THEIR INDIVIDUAL REASONS FOR HAVING TO SACRIFICE 9 MONTHS OF PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR A SELFISH AND SELFCENTERED PURPOSES. THIS IS BIG BUSINESS FOR AMERICAN WOMEN, I GUESS ALL WOMEN TOO. |
Romance / Re: Should Men Be Allowed To Have A Right Over Their Unborn Babies? by LAKANYE(m): 4:10pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
What "RIGHT" can any innocent man have over mischiefs of any woman. A woman may decide to get pregnant for a particular man without the knowledge of the man. A woman may decide to terminate a pregnancy without seeking advice or knowledgeable by anyone. A woman has the ultimate decisions to make when it comes to her body, no matter what some man says. THERE ARE NO AMOUNT OF "RIGHTS" accorded a man with regards to pregnancy, a woman still holds the keys to any life on earth. |
Forum Games / Re: Owe L' Esin Oro, Oro L'esin Owe by LAKANYE(m): 2:32pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
DAMN, I CAN NOT GET ANY ONE OF THESE IDIOMS RIGHT, about time for me to go back to Nigeria. |
Adverts / Re: Are U Intending Divorce Or Separation? Please Before You Think, Take A Look by LAKANYE(m): 2:06pm On Jul 01, 2008 |
globaby1: [i][/i][color=#990000]HMMN, I SMELT A RAT AS USUAL. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF TRADE BY BARTER. If its a GOOD NEWS AND AN E-BOOK, can we just have the damn link without having to come to your house to pay homages to the KING in Naira HMMN, I SMELT A RAT. |
Romance / Re: What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off? by LAKANYE(m): 12:25am On Jul 01, 2008 |
Mesmerize: Whao, You hate ALL these in women? Why, are you a LESBIAN |
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 12:06am On Jul 01, 2008 |
WOMEN KNOWS THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SPECIE, AND THAT IS WHY THEY ALWAYS ASPIRE TO GET MARRIED BEFORE ITS TOO LATE FOR THEM. IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR ANY MAN. |
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 12:03am On Jul 01, 2008 |
DID SOMEONE JUST ASKED ME A QUESTION?? |
Romance / Re: The Sexes Are Equal: Not The Same Abilities, But Equal Weight! by LAKANYE(m): 11:50pm On Jun 30, 2008 |
onyinye2: ONYINYE2, I knew you to be one of the smartest females on NAIRALAND, I don't think you need further explanations on "MEN PUTTING WOMEN IN THEIR RIGHTFUL PLACE" |
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