Udode:

im not from nigeria at all!

misra:

is there an institution like a civil registry where i can check if a nigerian man is already married.? theres a woman who keeps calling but he denies he is married i already asked the woman once but she never answered but he said they have a kid but refused to admit of being married

May kelly:

Who is a single parent and why?

CH3COO:

GDIT! MAN!!! LAKANYE must you post such DISGUSTING Pictures on your Fucking Profile Asshole

ARE YOU GAY OR LESBIAN?

WHY THE Bleep YOU CHECKING OUT MY ASS ON MY PROFILE?

I DID NOT GO CHECK OUT YOUR CRIMINAL POSE PROFILES TO SEE WHAT KIND OF GUN YOU USED TO KILL YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND.

GUESS WHAT, I GOT ENOUGH ASS FOR YOUR JACKOFF PLEASURE.

DIDN'T I WARN YOU LAST WEEK TO STOP FUCKING WITH LAKANYE? THE WOMAN IS AN ELEYIN~OKE. BEWARE

Busta:

@ LAKANYE~

are u and are naija hubby relatives?
that one too much now?

besides the jamo guy too na black guy now . . so hin too go get the long thin if that was the case.

christyike:

well i am confused because i married this Nigerain man and at first i really loved him and our love was amaizing. the thing is that when time went on our marriage i met a lot of ######### and i fell in love with some of them that means i am having an affair. i want to be with this other man he is from Jamaica and he really love me and do not know how to tell my husband that i do not want to be with him anymore. we have a baby together that was in June and i am not sure if its my husbands of this other guy i love. well what can i do now because i don't want this Nigerian man anymore and i tried to show him that i want him out of my life, but he still loves me.

NIGGERS

yek:

if na me i go tell am say i like u pass my mama. . . girls LOVE that line -
tell her with a stright face

sistawoman:

no my current husband. i never talk about my ex-husband unless it is about HOW SMALL HIS PRIVATE IS or what a total ass he is.

sistawoman:


Cuz i thought yall were getting tired of hearing about my husband.

CH3COO:

look at Lakanye getting flamed like the retarded bitch he is.

onyinye2:

Dont you feel like a big boy tonight?? ahhh baby boy cranky cause he didnt get a bed time story?? ahh that's oka, now go upstairs and wait for your mommy to come and read you one.

Queenisha:


which one are you?
man, you no get am for manly goods
woman who sai?
The only left is to sacrifice you at at a shrine inbetween goats and fowls.
That's assuming the oracles will even accept you as a worthy sacrifice
abeg carry those things you call legs waka pass

motun_rayo:

Iiilllllll. . . GOD FORBID BAD THING!

onyinye2:

LMAO!!!

Queenisha:

His pictures remind me of one masquerade at Uwani called odogwu anya nmiri
Human beings will talk ill of girls that one will carry his legs that look like what Yorubas use to beat their talking drums and open mouth too
There's nothing we won't see

Queenisha:

You've forgotten your thread so soon?
You don't remember the white prostitutes that tried pinning their infants on you and had a change of heart and fled like Pele?
See you see questioning a girl?
Those humongous zits on your face are enough to make decent girls pick race

Queenisha:

I hope you also tell them how your baby mamas left you from the labor wards even before they were done delivering the placenta.
Ewu

motun_rayo:

LAKANYE. . . . yo you have got problems.
Do you EVER get any?

onyinye2:

@topic

Me personally on a date im more interested about getting to know you so that might start something. Let's say as you are talking about yourself you mention politics. Oka, that might start a conversation on its own. so you really don't have to worry to much on what to talk about. you don't want to sound too rehearsed because ladies can pick up on that quick.

sistawoman:

Please do not talk to the girl about sex off the bat. If a guy started to talk to me about sex he would get put in the don't take his calls anymore category.

Please whatever you do don't bring it up unless she does.

Talk about politics, the last book you read, a movie you watched, what you do for a living, what she does for a living, life, weather, climite control, the ice bergs melting anything other than sex.

CH3COO:

good. then you won't be upset with me after I'm done beating you like a rented mule.

NOPE, BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE BUSSY LOOKING FOR YOUR LOST TEETH UNDER THE PALMWINE TREE

GUYS. I HAD FUN. I'M GOING TO BE IN A MINUTE. PEACE

CH3COO:

Hehehe . . . are you getting a hard-on from this?

NAW. JUST For entertainment purposes. MEN DON'T FIGHT LIKE WOMEN. MEN FIGHT AND GO OUT TO DRINK PALMWINE AFTERWARDS, AND TALK ABOUT THEIR WOMEN.

CH3COO:

hey that's not original, you can do better. _{and who you calling a nigger? i will slap you like a bitch}

MOTHERFUCKER C'MON. I'VE GOT ALL NIGHT OR DAY ONLINE WITH YOU. CMON ASSHOLE.

NEVER MIND. I JUST REALIZED YOU ARE ENCAGED UNDER THE ROCK (ABEOKUTA) PEACE MAI NIGGER

CH3COO:

dude you sound like a shrink.

is the intensified bolded text supposed to represent anger, or madness?

Ruby_Pearl:

I think he was talking to you na.

CH3COO:

man shut up. could you possibly get any more annoying with the way you type.