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ALL MEN NEED TO GATHER TOGETHER TO "FIGHT" THIS WOMEN ON THIS ISSUE OF EQUALITY, AND PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE. |
Women will always want to be equal with men. They need to try carrying a 12" natural DXXK everywhere they go if they want equality with men, and see how it feel to be a man from birth to death. No wonder most of them can't find a man to marry them. |
ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS. |
hey, what are you looking for under the table? "I AM LOOKING FOR MY FATHER" What do you know about your father? MY MOTHER TOLD ME HE IS FROM ABRIBA what else do you know about your father? NOTHING ok then, let's go to a place called NAIRALAND on the internet, there are lots of memebers from ABRIBA online OK I think one of them must be your father! HMMN, I THINK SO TOO. Why do you think so? I THINK MOST OF THE MEN FROM THE EASTERN PARTS OF NIGERIA ON NAIRALAND ARE IRRESPONSIBLE, THEY SLEEP WITH WOMEN, GET THEM PREGNANT, AND RUN AWAY TO NAIRALAND KINGDOM. Whao, if that statement is true, then, one of them must be your father. YES, ONE OF THEM MUST BE MY FATHER I AM SURE. WHAO, I NEVER KNEW THAT. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM |
Nuclear energy in a country full of mosquitoes and lack of stable electricity? The Nigerian scientists developing the nuclear energy need to realized that without stable electricity in the country, the project will NEVER manifest. A NUCLEAR ENERGY IN NIGERIA IS LIKE A THREE YEARS OLD CHILD PLAYING WITH A LOADED GUN. |
ikamefa:I AM WHAT I CHOOSE TO BE. AT LEAST SOMEONE TRULLY KNOWS ME IN NAIRALAND. ITS NOTHING ABOUT BEING A MAN OR A WOMAN. NOR MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SEXUALITY SYN DRONE. MY JOB IN THE UNITED STATES AS A FEDERAL AGENT IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I HAVE TO CHANGE PERSONALITY. IF I BECOME A US SENATOR TOMORROW, IT WOULD NOT STOP ME FROM IDENTIFYING MYSELF WITH MY ROOTS. THERE ARE MORE REASONS TO IT, AS I AM NOT ALONE IN NAIRALAND WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY SYNDRONE. 96% OF NAIRALAND MEMBERS DID NOT REVEAL THEIR TRUE SELF. |
JUST A LITTLE BRIEFING ABOUT LIFE. As I was growing up in Nigeria, I envied no one else but my parents. They both worked so hard to provide a wonderful life for all of us, nine altogether, bored by a most beautiful African mother I had ever know from ILE~IFE. For some reasons, my Dad always warned us to take good care of his grand children even more than he is taking care of us. He made us promised them at dinner table back in the days. I really didn't understand his prophesies at the time. I was sent to the United States to study, and here I am, feeling free to live life the way I had wanted but never got a chance to. I was a virgin at 25 when I arrived the States. Barely three months after my arrival and with that strong YORUBA ACCENTS in the classrooms, the American women were all over me, and before I knew it I became an expectant father out of consciousness. I told my parents about the expectant baby. Funds stopped flowing into my bank accounts. My parents had never been angry at me like that experienced in my whole life. I had to go get a damn JOB. Started as an assistant store manager with a CHEVRON GAS STATION. My daughter's mother called me after nine months that she was about to have the baby. I went to the hospital just to witness the birth of a child into my life, and to medically verify the child was mine from birth. I was not going to listen to all my NIGERIAN UNION OF FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS friends at the time who advised me to run to another states and abandon the child with the mother. I knew that was never going to be possible. My parents does not want to have anything to do with me anymore, and to worsen the story, someone had stolen my Nigerian passport. I couldn't travel out of the United States. My parent had blocked a renewal Nigerian passports from Nigeria. they would call to check if I'm still alive in America. Most especially my Mum, even though Dad warned her not to send me a dime any more. Mother would still find a way to send some money through dubious means. After the birth of the child, I knew only death will separate me and the little child. The mother was BLACK AMERICAN. American women are notorious for trapping good men with babies for financial reasons here. I was a novice. I didn't know anything about the US laws with regards to child supports. The mother had already reported me to the court for child supports. I was determined NEVER to sell myself to servitude. Hence, I had to go to court to defend myself, and claim custody of the little child. My mother was no ordinary woman. She was determined to do anything possible from Nigeria to protect her son in America. Three years later, I was awarded full custody of the little girl. My daughter is nine years old now, and the best student in her Elementary school. My point is this, One become a single parent out of no choice. No matter how smart and preventive you are, your destiny will still rule your life. Most single parents do not plan to become a single parent, but due to life circumstances. THIS IS A TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE. I DARE ANYONE MAKE STUPID AND DUMB COMMENTS WITH REGARDS TO MY STORY. I AM WRITING TO EDUCATE SOMEONE WHO WOULD READ AND LEARN FROM IT. I DID NOT WRITE THIS STORY TO BE RIDICULED, BUT I SURE EXPECT SOME DUMB ASSHOLE TO READ THIS AND MAKE A STUPID COMMENT ABOUT IT. I am waiting. |
TWO PEOPLE HAD UNPROTECTED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE "ALL~NIGHT~LONG LIKE SOME PEOPLE DID THIS WEEKEND, AND NINE MONTHS LATER OR MORE, ONE OF THEM DECIDED NOT TO BE A PART OF THE PARTY ANYMORE, THEREBY MAKING THE RESPONSIBLE ONE (MALE OR FEMALE) BECOMES A SINGLE PARENT. WHAO |
mohawkchic:EXPANCIATE YOUR VIEWS FOR PERUSALS. |
SEUN, 75% OF WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD ARE NOT MARRIED. OUT OF THE 75% UNMARRIED, 35% OF THEM WILL NEVER GET MARRIED. OUT OF THE REMAINING 40%, 25% WILL BE MARRIED SHORTLY AND DIVORCES IMMEDIATELY WITHIN TWO YEARS. THE REST PERCENTAGES WILL STAY IN MARRIAGE THROUGH THICK AND THIN. YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE PAYING THESE WOMEN TO COME DOWN HERE TO WASH THEIR DIRTY LAUNDRY. MARRIAGE IS A PAIN TO A LOT OF MARRIED WOMEN |
YOU NEED "HOPE" AND "FAITH" AND A GOOD RANGED "GUN", SINCE THE JOURNEY IN MARRIAGE IS "UNTIL DEATH DO YOU APART" |
mohawkchic:WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR NAIRALAND MEMBERS TO MAKE COMMENTS AT ANYONE'S OPINIONS WITHOUT TAKING IT PERSONAL WITH BOXING GLOVES. IF YOU CANNOT TAKE THE HEAT, THEN GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. MY COMMENTS ARE NOT A REFLECTION OF YOUR LIFE. IF ANY WOMAN DECIDES TO EMPOWER A MAN TO CONTROL THE REST OF HER LIFE FOR HER IN THE NAME OF MARRIAGE, THAT IS A PERSONAL ISSUE. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE AS STRONG AS I AM. AND DON'T BE JEALOUS OF MY INDEPENDENCE AND CONFIDENCE AS A SINGLE WOMAN |
Mesmerize:SISTER, YOU DEY JEALOUS ME ![]() ABI I STOPPED YOU ![]() |
TOH:MY CHILDREN ARE MINE. I BORE ALL NINE OF THEM FROM DIFFERENT MEN IN MY WOMB, GAVE BIRTH TO THEM, FEED THEM, CLOTHE THEM, KEEP THEM WARM, AND PROVIDE EVERYTHING THEY NEED FOR THEM. IF ANY MAN WANT A CHILD, LET HIM GO GET PREGNANT, DELIVER THE CHILD AFTER 9 MONTHS, AND RAISE THE CHILD HIMSELF. SO HE CAN HAVE SOMEONE TO TELL TO COOK HIS MEAL EVERYDAY, AND LOOK AFTER THE HOME LIKE AN HOUSEMAID. SORRY, I'M JUST A DIFFERENT WOMAN AMONGST WOMEN. IBERE OSI MEANS "ENRICHED POVERTY" IN YORUBA LAND. I AM FAR BEYOND POVERTY. THE WORST THING ANY WOMAN CAN DO TO ANY MAN IS TO DEPRIVE HIS "NO-GOOD-SON-OF-A-BITCH" HIS CHILD. YOU HAVE SOLD THE MAN'S RIGHT TO SERVITUDE. A PROVING EVIDENCE THAT WOMEN ARE STRONGER THAN MEN, AS WE GIVE BIRTH TO LIFE, WHICH IS ONE DYNAMIC PHENOMENA ANY MAN CAN NEVER EXPERIENCE. WOMEN EXPERIENCED EVERYTHING A MAN CAN EXPERIENCE. |
mohawkchic:What do you think sweetie? I am a woman today and standing on my toes "happy as hell" SINGLE parent with 9 children from different men, HAPPY AS HELL, because I HAVE NO MAN IN MY LIFE TO TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO AS A GROWN WOMAN. I pick and choose men as I wish, and dump them when I'm done.I am happy and satisfied, and that is ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME AND MY CHILDREN AS A SINGLE PARENT. MAYBE YOU HAVE A MAN IN CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE, I AM IN CHARGE OF THE LIFE OF MEN IN MY LIFE |
IPA TAA PA OMO AWO, A I PA OMO OGBERI BEE (EVERYONE DIE IN A DIGNIFIED WAY) (Hope I'm right, never score more than a D in YORUBA CLASS |
Leilah:TO THE POSTER; YOU SOUNDS LIKE AN "INSECURITY ISSUE". YOU MAY REQUEST FOR A DIVINE DELIVERANCE, AS GOD CREATED EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL |
AFRICAN MEN DO NOT GET MARRIED TO ANOTHER RACE BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF HER SKIN. AFRICAN MEN ARE SATISFIED WITH A "GOOD WOMAN" AND REGARDLESS OF HER ORIGIN. IF SHE MEETS AN INDIVIDUAL AFRICAN MAN'S QUALITIES OF A GOOD WOMAN, there goes the trip to the alter or courthouse or shrine for a marriage commitment |
[b]WHY SINGLE PARENTS? There are advantages and disadvantages at being either single or double parenting. Most single parents, either MALE or FEMALE, ended up being who they are due to uncontrollable circumstances beyond their immediate controls in a relationship. A typical woman who have had all the unacceptable experiences in all her relationships may decide its better for her to raise her kids without the abusive hubby around the kids. Some women who have never had a good relationship in their whole life may result to keeping to them self rather than the trouble of dealing with some recalcitrant male chauvenist. Some men will result to raising their children by themself most especially if the mother is uncultured. Some women have a problem of finding the right man to marry them, and the menopause clock never stops ticking. Hence, they decided to hook up with some dude around the block, get pregnant, keep the pregnancy to themselves, deliver the child, and raise the child with the assistance of the government. Most of the causes of single parenting are a result of bad relationship experiences that will make one to wanna conclude "CAN DO BETTER BY MYSELF", or NO EXPERIENCE OF ANY good RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. Some became a single parent as a result of hanging out too late with some men without underwear.[/b] |
AFTER READING ALL THESE MUMU EXPERIENCES, I AM SITTING IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTERS THINKING HOW MUCH I MISSED OUT GROWING UP. I WAS NOT ABLE TO DATE ANY FEMALE WHEN I WAS LIVING IN NIGERIA. FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND EVEN UP TO UNIVERSITY LEVEL, I WAS ATTENDING PUBLIC PLACES WITH THIS STUPID DRIVER THAT SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE DRIVING AND MONITORING MY MOVEMENTS. AND THEN, MY FATHER MADE A MISTAKE TO SEND ME TO STUDY IN THE STATES. I GOT WILD AS SOON AS I SET MY FOOT AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK. I'M A NIGERIAN, A YORUBA MAN, BUT NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO DATE A NIGERIAN WOMAN TO EXPERIENCE A PORTION OF MUMUISM. SAD ISN'T IT? ![]() |
THE PICTURE ON MY PROFILE IS GOOD ENOUGH TO DISCOURAGE ANY GAY GUY IN NAIRALAND. |
ANY WOMAN WITH A PROTRUDING STOMACH, LIKE SHE IS PREGNANT BUT NOT REALLY PREGNANT, OR HER POOCH; THOSE EXTRA THICK FLESH HANGING BELOW THE GATE OF HER "HEAVEN" A BIG TURN OFF. |
FOR WHATEVER HAD BEEN DONE IN THE PAST FOR LOVE, IS NOT MUMUISM, BUT ACTING ON IMPULSE. NUBIANQ, STOP EXPOSING YOUR HEART TO THE WORLD. THE HEART OF A WOMAN IS USUALLY AS DEEP AS THE ATLANTIC OCEAN, AND FULL OF ALL KINDS OF DEBRIS. YOU WERE A NOT A MUMU IN THE PAST. YOU HAD JUST ACTED WITH LOVE ON IMPULSE. PERHAPS IT SHOWS WHAT KIND OF A GOODHEARTED WOMAN YOU ARE. AND BEING A GOOD HEARTED WOMAN TO ANY MAN IS YOUR ONLY WAYS TO WOO/KEEP A GOOD MAN INTO YOUR LIFE |
IT'S UNFORTUNATE FOR WOMEN, ; THAT WE MEN MUST STARE AT YOU , MOST ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A GOOD RACK IN THE FRONT OF YOUR HOODS , AND A NICE ASSY JUNK IN THE TRUNK ACTUALLY IT'S A SIN PUNISHABLE BY INCARCERATIONS IF A MAN DID NOT CAST A GLANCE AT YOU AS YOU ROLL AROUND IN YOUR ROLLS~ROYCE ![]() WE ACTUALLY FEEL IT'S A GOOD FEELINGS TO ADMIRE HARD WORKS OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD IN YOU |
[b]You guys must agree with me on my preconceived judgments about what NIGERIA will be without our oily endowments? I agreed with Seun on his comments I agreed with every other comments too, as we are all on the right track I strongly feels that the Almighty God has always been on our sides, with regard to natural resources and endowments in NIGERIA. There are innumerable and undiscovered natural resources still untapped, undiscovered in usefulness, un-utilized resources. We had survived successfully back in the days when Cocoa was the "oil" and "cocaine" of the world. We survived when rubber, plantain, cassava, stockfish, and other natural endowments were the economic bedrocks of our NIGERIAN economy. I BELIEVE WE WILL SURVIVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN NIGERIA WITHOUT A FLOW OF OIL. IF THE WORSE COMES TO THE WORSE, WE WILL START SELLING EACH OTHER TO SERVITUDE, A MILLION DOLLAR PER HEAD. A HUMAN TRADING ACROSS THE BENIN REPUBLIC BORDERLINE IS CURRENTLY GOING ON, AND BEING EXPOSED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. WE WILL ALWAYS REMAIN WHAT WE ARE. N I G E R I A (A COUNTRY OF INTERNATIONAL SURVIVALS) OUR SURVIVAL CAPABILITIES AS HUMAN HAD ENDOWED US NIGERIANS TO BE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE WORLD. THERE ARE NO HIDDEN CRANING AROUND THE WORLD WHERE YOU MAY NOT FIND AN HAUSA, IBO, EFIK, EDO, UROBO, OR SOME YORUBA MAN WITH ALL HIS CONCUBINES STRUGGLING WITH LIFE INTERNATIONALLY[/b] |
ONYINYE2, HMMN, I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU ALL OVER THE WORLD. I KNOW I MAY FIND YOU HERE |
You are talking about micro~economics 101 here. But the reality of life is different from most of what we actually studied in advanced Economics classes. Today in the US, the DOW JONES, NASDAQ, S& , AND SAP all are at severe economic loss due to a $5.00 per barrel increases in price of crude oil, and an indication that huge credit card companies are at severe loss, and close to bankrupsy.THE WORSE IS YET TO BE COME |
Blatant:NIGGER, YOU ATTACKED ME FIRST. AIN'T GAT NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT WATCH WHAT YOU GONNA SAY BACK TO YOUR IGNORANT ATTACK AGAINST MY COMMENT. IN AMERICA, WE WALK AROUND WITH GUNS LOADED WITH BULLETS IN OUR POCKETS. AND, AIN SCARED OF NOBODY. I'M A YORUBA MAN FROM OSHOGBO. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, NIGGER, WATCH OUT. IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE EDUCATIVE ARGUMENTS WITHOUT INSULTING ANYONE. HALLA BACK. ;DI'M WAITING |
, AND A NICE ASSY JUNK IN THE TRUNK