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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:43pm On Feb 07
stacyadams:
grin

Whether whatever he is called according to you innobets later go broke or not ,it ain't u or nobody's business... grin

Yeah it's non of my business but you all end up in red in the long run no matter how much you win

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:05pm On Feb 07
abba190:
grin grin grin peanut

How gamblers think is a mystery

Someone is owing 500k and has lost a lot to betting

But winning such peanuts you will see them rejoicing

If the win is not over 2 million and the gambler refuses to quit after winning such amount only. It's still the same because it will return back to its owners.

Meanwhile where is the guy who won 42 million some 6 years back on nairaland inobets or whatever he was called

If he didn't stop which I am sure he didn't. Be rest assured he has returned to where he started

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:19pm On Feb 07
Beuberry:

You sef rest in peace!

Come let's do the resting together
Romance / Re: Why Men Should Have Sexual Intercourse 21 Times A Month – Dr. Rasheed Adedapo by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:17pm On Feb 07
Most of these doctors I Sabi book pass them

Do you know it takes quality food for the body to create quality sperm.

With the way people skip breakfast and lunch right now. You want someone drinking garri to release semen 21 times a month! Just post his obituary pictures na

It actually takes 40 days of eating good balanced food such as fish, eggs, turkey, beef, beans, a bit of milk and fruits such as banana and melon for the body to create quality matured semen.

How many average Nigerian men can afford these things in their diet with the skyrocketing prices of foodstuffs?

If you are ejaculating anyhow I pity you. You honestly don't know the damage u are subjecting yourself to, especially when a lady presents free of charge. Run o


As you lose semen your body has to replace and if there is no quality nutrition to work with. It will get the replacement from your blood and bone marrows!

You see young men complaining of arthritis. Why won't you have arthritis. When you've ejaculated all the calcium and zinc in your bones away.

Postrate cancer my foot. undecided

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:01pm On Feb 07
Beuberry:

Receive sense. Shane on you.. up Nigeria

grin Rest my dear
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:51pm On Feb 07
Okay Nigeria wins grin

APC wolves can keep owling now grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:46pm On Feb 07
Yes miss Nigeria grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:44pm On Feb 07
IronGalaxy:
South Africa is bad at penalties, we won't win this sadly

Honestly
Crime / Re: Court Sentences Chiamaka Ifezue To Death For The Murder Of Ijeoma Nneke by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:40pm On Feb 07
Missyajoke:
Their actions speaks a lot about their family background. Any parents who ignore bad behavior of their children while growing up will regret it in the future. Their parents failed in their unbringing. I can never forget a lady I lived with in school as she lacks home training and she'll call the mum in my presence put imthe phone on loud speaker and will both insult me. I left the room and till now self she hasn't changed her bad behaviour. I almost had attack cause it was fight everytime. I will travel home from school so I can have peace of mind.

And one man will pay bride price and keep the snake in his house when he could have just bought a female cobra to keep

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:37pm On Feb 07
Fadilajoe:
Please if anybody can help me here God will bless you. I need just 1k to buy food and eat something tonight pls . Alot of blessings will locate you where ever you are. Buying of houses, cars , and celebration will be your portion from today through your life

Palm Pay

9 07 5 2 98 715

😭🤲🤲

As you help me

Your marriage is this year: amen

Your child birth is this year: Amen

You car is this year: amen


Your big house is this year: amen

Your promotion is this year: Amen


Celebration shall full your life amen

Who you vote for first ? grin

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:36pm On Feb 07
Hamachi:
Final
Ivory coast vs South Africa

You Gerrit cool

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:34pm On Feb 07
South Africa to qualify 2 odd

Sell your house now and double your money cool angry
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:12pm On Feb 07
damola1:


Not only corrupt

But incompetent.

And incompetence is worst than corruption

Hope you are enjoying your new competence

And the competence you're enjoying hope you are buying rice at 7k while we without competence are buying 68k. With your competence hope you are buying fuel at N85 while we without competence buy N750, with your competence hope you buying bread 200 while we buy at 1200. With your competence hope you are buying cement at N2000 while we buy at N7000. With your competence hope you still are better off in life than you were during that time because if you are not. You are crazy undecided
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:04pm On Feb 07
Eriggs:
enemies of Nigeria will be in everlasting pains in life.
We know una prayers before nah.
Na seun osewa cos this nonsense for una.
Wey una no fit go una ipob radio or website to put your rubbish there.
Seun. Kill ur forum by yourself

Enemies of yourselves grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:02pm On Feb 07
Anashe:


Funny how you lot make everything about politics. A good man was president in 2013? Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was just as corrupt. You people should rest!

Goodluck was just as corrupt😏

Yenyen yen

Rest abeg you no get talk

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:59pm On Feb 07
APCNig:



As you have wished no good thing to your family, so shall it be.

Read my LIPS NOTHING GOOD CAN COMEOUT FROM APC.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:57pm On Feb 07
APCNig:



As you have wished no good thing to your family, so shall it be.

Oga shut your mouth and watch your match

Even the blind can see that nothing good can come from your rotten party.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:56pm On Feb 07
AbdulQuadri75:
God please help us o

No God is helping you get over it
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:54pm On Feb 07
mrdharkchild:
Goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gooaaalll!!!!!
South Africa!!!!!!!


Goal!!!

Not today Nigeria.
Not today.
No tapins and penalty today.

Hehehehe.

E sweet me abeg

Yes e sweet me too

No good thing can happen to Nigeria when the head is rotten.

What has Nigerian ever won in demonic APC government tongue

We won in 2013 because a good man was at the helm of affairs

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:00pm On Feb 07
Yes

Nigeria is not qualifying

Too much people sad over hunger

SA is a better country let them go
Business / Re: Nigeria To Clampdown On Loan Apps For Illegal Debt Recovery by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:56am On Feb 06
Rolings:


A struggling economy is a loan sharks paradise.
But they knew the risks and are willing to take it. If anyone pays their exhorbitant interest.... they smile to the bank.
If people refuse to pay ... They should count their losses

Honestly this is the truth. Why should you think loan business will thrive in an economy as this. Some people genuinely want to pay back but money no dey. Should they commit suicide?

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Romance / Re: Suicide Should Be Free And Fair by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:35pm On Feb 04
HardMirror:
kindly share your story if you do not mind. Where are you coming from, where are you now and where do you wish to be

Long story boss

Where are my coming from? I am coming from poverty, lack and lack of leadership, coordination and vision. I am just trying to navigate my out of this quagmire I find myself.

I wish to be in a better place than I am now. Independent and can comfortably afford the basic things of life and also be able to assist others
Romance / Re: Can I Handle Hell Fire by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:59am On Feb 04
Ilamina:
I want to kill myself undecided angry shocked

If you are credited 5 million naira will you still kill yourself?
Romance / Re: Can I Handle Hell Fire by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:54am On Feb 04
Ilamina:
I want to kill myself undecided angry shocked

That makes 2 of us

When are you leaving

And what by what method ?
Romance / Re: Suicide Should Be Free And Fair by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:21am On Feb 04
Freelancerr:
You wan kill yourself?
No wahala go ahead, you self don try.

But before you off yourself abeg you fit waybill the phone you de use come nairaland?

At least make I benefit something from you.
My number de my signature abeg text me so I go know how to achieve the phone.

The phone I'm using won't make you happy
Romance / Re: Suicide Should Be Free And Fair by LalastiklaIa(m): 11:20pm On Feb 03
immortalcrown:
Let it begin with you.

Okay noted
Romance / Suicide Should Be Free And Fair by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:29pm On Feb 03
I hate the fact that there is a law in Nigeria that if you are caught in the process of trying to Turnoff yourself you go to jail for a year.

The same people that made the country what it is today and has led many to depression made that law.

In Belgium you can book an appointment for a painless execution and have an option of opting out at the last minute.

Like people did not choose to be born why not let them go in peace na ehn

Religion now made the matter complex that if you off yourself. You are going to continue suffering in hell for Eternity like wtf

I did not choose to be born, i wasn't allowed to select country of birth, parents, if I would like to have siblings. Nothing was of my consent angry

I am sick and tired of it all

No one gives a damn about a man's life.

I am pissed very very pissed.

And please I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in don't preach to me okay. I have in my heart sincerely wanted to be close to "God". There was a time I took church seriously that neighbors will ask me if I was the one who killed Jesus. I read the Bible religiously. It didn't remove the depressed feeling.

People that were So called worldly are enjoying their lives. I am here thinking when all these will be over undecided

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Education / Re: How Are University Students Surviving In This Harsh Economy? by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:31am On Feb 03
rayopt:
Most yall just act like many Nigerians are really suffering. Lol. Unilorin students dey on Gen overnight like everyday. And trust me, it is not what you think for all of them. The dollar rate is actually favoring some people tho if you ain't lazy.

That's what you all say but you hoard knowledge and don't share anything to better anyone's life. There's one here that calls himself anoneemouz. That one too is selfish with information. His own is even like witchcraft that even his blood brother is earning a meagre 15k per month but this dude is hoarding thousands of dollars in his account.

But they always pretend and claim to have introduced them to the stuff. Even if they want to teach you about the stuff. They will make it very incomprehensible for you on purpose or they give you a minute part of the information in such a way that you won't be able to use it to get a breakthrough

Same with that coconut head Hardmirror that says he's an atheist. That one will say will the vast information online if you cannot get it done yourself then you don't deserve the money. That he can't be spoon feeding you


Even the ones that will ask you to pay for tutoring will still keep "salient" points away from you that will lead you to you making profits

So you all should keep your doings to yourself if you won't share update undecided

Both Atheist, Muslim o, Christian o when it comes to money they are all the same beasts. undecided

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Education / Re: How Are University Students Surviving In This Harsh Economy? by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:14am On Feb 03
hansomb:
I used to have left over of food after session. 2010 to 2015 engineering Chai. Printing per page was #2.5 , indomie n egg plus cup of Lipton was #150, big note 100, local sardine was 80 naira, cartoon of indomie highest 1700, golden penny #100 other local ones I can't even remember their names was 50 to 80 naira. I still hate it then, prefer indomie, ai used to say it not as smooth as indomie then, but now ehh. Used to dash cleaners and almajiri after session closes. My registration was #18,000 then. I never paid any acceptance fee was later introduce. Hostel fee was between #7,300 to #9,300 per session. With guarantee light from 9 to 11 pm. Hmm honestly sending children to uni dey fear person now. Imagine school fees now is around 100,000 thousand naira. Indomie not with two egg is 650, golden penny now na around 600 or more. Photocopy per page 20 naira. How are students surviving now ? Three gbosa for wuna. With #5,000 per week then I do still have some changes left.

5000 won't last you 2days right now

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Education / Re: How Are University Students Surviving In This Harsh Economy? by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:12am On Feb 03
I am in debt as I speak. No one bothers to check on you.

And I am sick and tired of asking for money.

If I can get 3 million with 100% interest in 10 years I will not drop out God willing.

Coz normally people are assholes doing like they want to help you buts it all for the gram undecided
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:33am On Feb 02
wahaladondey:


Congrats boss abeg make I paste aza? I go appreciate anything at all

What if e dey owe loan apps like 200k grin

Make e still give you inside the money.

Gamblers like to advertise their winnings but they won't tell you they are in debt owing like 15 loan apps at once

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 ➜ ➜ ➜ by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:30am On Feb 02
Micah70:
Boom. 115k in the bag. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Mstcheeew if e no million no dey come shout boom for here. Sooner or later the monopoly money is going back smiley

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