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Celebrities / Re: ‘85% Women Want To Leave Their Marriages, I Tried Thrice’ – Actress, Jaiye Kuti by LalastiklaIa(m): 12:53pm On Jan 22
Jennyclay:
As matter of fact 95% of women want to leave their marriages. undecided
Things are really happening in marriage/relationships that i just don’t want to say it out. What Nigerian men are using our eyes to see. eh! hmmmm! undecided

All what men want is sex!! After sex, they treat you like trash! Some men would even beat and rape their wife and tell her to her face that there’s nothing like rape in marriage. sad. Bunch of sickos!! sad

The honest truth is, there’s nothing a man can bring to my life that I can’t get myself. I enjoy my own company and I don’t feel the need or want to get married. I don’t think it will add anything to my life at all.

I got out of two long term back-to-back abusive relationships in 2020 and have pretty much sworn off men. I don’t need a man to make me happy and I will continue to hate men!

Mumu girl

You can get things for yourself indeed

This one that worships anything that looks like it has money

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:25am On Jan 22
FengChui:


You de mind the ignoramus? Na people like them dey cut certain percentage from their allowance to pay men on a steady.

Pay men my foot because na teenager or na baby you think say u dey follow talk
Romance / Re: Look What I Did After 12 Years by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:20pm On Jan 21
Itooweak4una:


Well, i haven't had sex for like 2 years now and honestly there's no difference between then when i was having sex constantly and when i didn't. I believe all those feelings are just in our head. Anyways, I'm not trying to discourage you ooo.

Lies
Family / Re: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21
BRATISLAVA:


Then why demonize having many children since it clearly is not a result of that?

My dear giving birth to so many children is not ideal when you haven't solved your financial issues. Having many children is not the cause of poverty but it further improvishes anyone already in it.

Imagine the scenario of a couple minimum wage earners having 8 kids. To do what na? They have further sunken themselves into poverty by breeding that number of kids.

Do you know the amount required to raise a kid not to talk of 8 and you're a low income earner

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:14pm On Jan 21
Kennyswag:
no cult guy fit threaten me because eiye and ake top men dey my family

You even sounding proud that you have family members involved in cultism. If my brother gets involved in cultism. I will never be happy about it because I know a day is coming I might never see him again and cultism draws it closer.

Say no to cultism

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:11pm On Jan 21
Kennyswag:
no cult guy fit threaten me because eiye and ake top men dey my family

Really? Hmmn just pray to be the right place at the right time. What if you are far away from home?
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:52pm On Jan 21
Tijani009:

Meet me 2moro 11pm for that bet9ja shop19th street make we talk the matter well

I no dey like this thing wey Una dey always do. E don tire me honestly. If no be drop location e go be meet me for so and so.
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:45pm On Jan 21
Amount:


Come do practical of this nonsense for PH.
Na only white light u go see last.
Nonsense joncing guy!!

Funny

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil on a norms. So whether na PH or Benin or wherever I'm covered
Family / Re: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:31pm On Jan 21
BRATISLAVA:


Why do you people like to act as if having many children is the cause of people who have (financial) problems in life?

What about the people with many children who don't have that problem? Having fewer children is not the solution to lifes problems, so please, stop looking down on and bashing such people.

There are homeless people who have never been married and have no children, living rough on the streets. Which "5 children" do you blame for that happening?

Yes their are homeless people without children but it would be worse if those homeless people now have so many children to constitute nuisance in the future.
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:16pm On Jan 21
Tijani009:

Meet me 2moro 11pm for that bet9ja shop19th street make we talk the matter well

Many things to attend to Baba I no get time. My movement is triangular

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:43pm On Jan 21
Cruzmaster:


Mouth. Na ur type dey fear pass. They never jam u

Oga talk what you know I grew up in the midst of different shades of cult groups but never joined anyone. But I dey dey my dey and I dey mind my business squarely. When yawa dey always gas na when you won come intimidate me and I no do u nothing.
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:28pm On Jan 21
JoshTim:


Make you show for ekosodin this night, i wan test something for your body.

Funny

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:25pm On Jan 21
Amount:


What's your current address? Strongman!!! grin

Na the only thing wey Una Sabi be that, to ask for address. Any small thing drop location. Baba go find work undecided

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Politics / Re: Truck Runs Into Edo Gubernatorial Aspirant, Barr. Asue Ighodalo’s Car by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:34am On Jan 21
WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Why fear death when life is the one that mistreats you??




lipsrsealed

Honestly I look forward to it

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Romance / Re: What Investment Can I Do With 200k At The Moment? by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:53pm On Jan 20
AFvckingAlpha:
$200, that’s cool. Go and farm retroactive airdrops e.g Zksync etc Or you can try out spot trading but $200 is not so much of a capital and you need strong signals. NFT’s are pumping as well or you can degen.

Good thing you know bet will handle you, the 200k won’t last 2 months even if you’re careful with the betting cos you’d always be chasing losses.

Or better still keep your 200k, take your time and Learn forex and start trading, there are free groups you can learn. Your $200 can be your base capital.

Or You can add some little change and buy a good laptop and learn a tech skill, basically any high income skill.

You must be ready to work like you’d suffer and I don’t literally mean suffering or else you’d just be going round circles.

Those are the legit ways I can think of unless you want to go into fraud, 200k is a good start for tools if you have a good smartphone. Just find one good update and work tirelessly.

I said what I said

I wish I saw this your advice like 3 months ago but nevertheless I will bounce back
Romance / Re: I Know A Doctor Who Can Do It Cheaper Lol Ass Edition by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:50pm On Jan 20
SweetBuns:
I will never understand why some people do procedures like BBLs and such
Like why?
As for me and house, we are very happy with the features God naturally bestowed on us

I'm happy with it too
Family / Re: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:16pm On Jan 20
frozen70:


What a teary story of a family who struggles to meet up

You guys are not cursed, the only problem I see there us poverty, which your parents couldn't brahe during his prime time

But God will Mahe away soon fir your family

As fir your brother in jail, his stubbornness put him there because you warned him before now

Let him serve his jail term and he will be out soon

For you and others try not to have much children so thst you can care for their future and education no matter the income

I appreciate your efforts to raise yourself to the point you are
Pls don't give up

I love the way you said his parents misused their primetime

If I were him and he believes in the curse. I'd rather not father any kid than give birth to children to continue the lineage of poverty

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Family / Re: Is My Family Truly Cursed Or Not? by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:40pm On Jan 20
People blame ancestral curse over their own mistakes and doing. Why breed 5 children in poverty. When you can get 1 and give him the best with your limited resources

Imagine losing your life as a youngman hustling because of poverty. Kai

The children of the G.O you go to their church to shout amen to have their kids in UK with British accent grin

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:28pm On Jan 20
Demigod22:


Hahaha, power pass power, comrade. That was when I realized that girls can do extreme things if they love you. I was begging this girl and she was doing everything to please the guy just to save my sorry ass.

This guy will slap me and tell me that the girl must not know that he slapped me.

And you no stab am for neck? undecided

Travel comot from the place. Nobody go do you anything. It will register as self defense in the law court. I hate nonsense undecided

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Male Accountant Needed In An Hotel In Lekki (110k) by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:21pm On Jan 20
grin what a wicked world someone spent 5 years in school to graduate and earn less than 100 dollar working from Monday to Saturday a month. God forbid BAT TIN angry e no go better for Naija. In 2014 as a young boy straight from secondary school I was earning 150 dollars N24,000.

Now a graduate is going to get less than 100 dollar for a month.

Damn emancipate yourself from slavery my people
Religion / Re: A Christian Brother Came To Preach To Me by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:48pm On Jan 20
Kobojunkie:
I am glad you indicated that this is a Christian Ritual. No follower of Jesus Christ who was sent only to the Lost Sheep of Isreal would be caught dead praying in public where anyone can see or hear him - Matthew 6 vs 6 - 15. Disobedience of this Law pitches one from among the class of the Pharisees. lipsrsealed

So the preachers praying in the early mornings on the street are Pharisees?
Religion / Re: A Christian Brother Came To Preach To Me by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:26pm On Jan 20
MindHacker9009:
They like speaking in THONGS🩲👙

And what has it changed?
Religion / A Christian Brother Came To Preach To Me by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:16pm On Jan 20
The normal preaching of are you born again?

Yes I'm born again

Oh that means you have the holy spirit in you

Me: yes I have grin

Okay can we just pray in tongues as was done in the Bible

Me: No please I don't speak in tongues


Bother still persuading me and citing verses in the Bible where people spoke in tongues.

Me: Bro I'm not speaking in tongues because I don't feel like and I won't

Please how do you want to preach to a person and the first thing is ask if they are born again and if they say yes you now want them to start speaking in tongues undecided

Like please stop it! It's not funny ok cry

Speaking in tongues won't change anything happening to the person. Please stop it! undecided
Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:00pm On Jan 20
Chevrolet076:



That guy ridiculed you gaan OOO... Omo see embarrassment. Say make you dey monitor the girl for him, your own girlfriend grin grin grin

Just imagine Once you appear fearful they prey on that. By the time you give them last warning and involve the military everyone go give way.

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Romance / Re: I Wish I Had Gonorrhea by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:52pm On Jan 19
ChildOfDoom:
Please if you are a sex maniac like me, drop your number or message me on pirogee76@gmail.com. let's motivate ourselves in a WhatsApp group to change

I already belong to the one for bet addict

Have you tried deliverance?

Forget all these atheist you see on nairaland

God really saves one from addiction

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:43pm On Jan 19
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Yeah...That was way back in 2012....A guy whom i sold my mp3 headset to didn't want to pay me....In stead,he threatened to chase me out of my workplace........ Unknowingly to him that my elder brother was also in the same cult with him....A lord for that matter grin. It got to a point when I had to report him to my brother.....On one fateful evening,my bro went with some of his guys to go and track am down..Na so dem tie this nigha comot from him mama house...He was crying and begging but it was already too late........Las las,my bro took the headset from him,sold it and ate the money without giving me shishi angry

grin All man for himself

You think he tracked the guy because he loves u as a kid bro? Naa he just did it to prove a point

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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:15pm On Jan 19
LeeSmart:
Trust me guys this topic is going to be fun and will definitely enlighten someone here.
Let me go first
On my way back from school (2013) after night reading, I was wearing a black trouser and a t-shirt nd suddenly some group of guys showed up from nowhere and stopped me they took my phone away, claiming I was an intel from buccaneers 😭 plss

You no get level at all

Na uniben I dey

Nobody go stop me for road collect anything from my hand

And I be Ju man undecided

The look I will give you, you will now this one doesn't mind killing or being killed undecided

If you be cultman you be cultman for your pocket undecided

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Education / Re: 16 Facts About David Akanmu, UNILAG 5.0 CGPA Graduate by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:08pm On Jan 19
chatinent:
A 5.0 CGPA graduate of Civil Engineering, and guess who the father is?


There's no way he would have achieved a 5.0 without his "dad effect". Would have graduated with a 4.92 or something but not 5.0 if he were the son of a nobody.

I have a coursemate whose dad is a professor and anytime he wants to be scolded, another lecturer will say ah na professor soso and so pikin be this na and he'll be left of the hook...

Not saying you can be a dullard and say because your dad is a professor you'd be getting A's but it gives you an added advantage and soft landing

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:13pm On Jan 19
SF123:
Greetings medics. Glory be to God. finally with all the struggles, huddles, burning mid night candles, prayers, fasting and smart/hardwork. i just got admitted officialy via direct entry to study medicine and surgery at the University of Jos. My joy knows no bound, this z really what i dreamed of after several jamb attempts. Wrote jamb three times got several admission from diff sch to study nursing science, i scrapped the admission and again UNIZIK gave me admission to study HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY which i accepted. After resuming with them and attending inumerable lectures even after paying an acceptance fees #62k, i withdrawn and stoped coming to sch. I did crazy things just bc of med and now God has finally done it for me

I hope it is really what you want and your passion? When we say passion. It's something you enjoy doing. That even if you are owed for 3 months as a doctor. You still come to work smiling and not taking out frustration on innocent patients.

A footballer will still joyfully accept paycut or be owed and still smile playing football. I hope you do the same as a doctor grin

Team MBBS or nothing still exists in this 21st century grin. Well-done anyways you try grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Claims It Has Attacked An Israeli Spy Base In Kurdistan(photos) by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:26pm On Jan 17
BOOKWORMLUX:
First to do no dey pain
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