Kobojunkie:
And you are a Muslim, right? Please make sure the Muslim Allah is in agreement with this move of yours so he at least keeps an ulcer from eating your stomach or something.

You're so funny. You are wasting your talent on nairaland. Monetize your humour. Podcast, YouTube channel anything. We all would be eager to see you lol.

Well I'm not a Muslim but I believe in God.

Please stop putting fear into me because it won't work. I am well informed about the subject of fasting. I have seen people survive 21 days water only and nothing happened to the walls or linings of their stomach.

I know a man that does 40 days ×3 times in a year. In his 50s and is trim and looks better than the over eaters.

Abeg why are Yoruba guys fond of that habit? I have Hausa friends, I have Igbo friends. When maybe you've been out of the hood for a while and you come back. The Hausa man will greet you out of genuine likeness, same with the Igbo man but this Yoruba guys ehn. Let them just see that you mistakenly wore nice Nike shoes. They are already telling you how big you are and you get levels. Raising hand up and telling you to do "something" for them. They never like you genuinely as a friend or good person.

Please it's annoying , if you have any brother,son or uncle or boyfriend doing that. Please tell them to get a life . Na everybody una Tinubulation dey touch okay

Stop billing me go and bill your president , these are the same set of people I saw at the polling station preventing people from voting a particular party o. I kid you not

thesicilian:

So what's your point? One shouldn't make money because he or she will die one day? Is it not the same living that will pay all your debts when you're gone?

There are some money kept by dead rich men somewhere that relatives might never be able to ever access. E.g crypto

Who will spend all his stored money now? The living right

YellowbaMoslem:
See person wey wan buy zimini abi wetin them dey call am

I can buy Timini-Zubby (2024)

Ejanlaa:

Na this kind talk make my friend orphan
Him mama go cele church go do 3 days dry fasting and werey get ulcer

Do your research well fasting does not cause ulcer

KingMack:
Even as economy hard reach e no hard to type rip🙄

stop bro

I can't die from a mere 30 days without food. An average weight human can survive 40 days. Except 40 days. For death to occur means water intake was stopped too

And even if I die na heaven I dey go

Samueltemi337:
Why you never cook am?

It's not a one man thing

Yes you heard me right

I am going to survive the whole of Ramadan without eating a single food. But I will drink water whenever they are meant to eat

Because to me that fasting is not fasting at all. You eat heavy in the morning. You break by 7pm and eat constantly to 6AM in the morning. And just stay 13 hours without food and water. What's so special about that please? very easy

So In order to prove my point that that fasting is even enjoyment because most Nigerians eat once a day due to the economy but in Ramadan. It must be twice daily except you willfully decide to skip.

I will update my progress here as the day roll by.

Remember no single food throughout this period just water

Just cook 1.30 odd every week to the end of the year and cashout Max and retire for good.

With all I am seeing here 1.30 odd for a week will be very easy for many to accomplish here. But can you wait

Until I see 30 to N50 million naira winnings I won't be moved.

If you all are so good why can you plan to rollover N1000 to 50 million for the rest of the year. 1.30 odds for 43 times.

Abi as good as you all are, you can't merge to get 43 1.30 odd in the next 300 days?

Instead of All these crumbs and peanuts you all are winning that you will still return back sooner or later.

Why not win 40 million plus close your bet account and retire for good , gambling is not fun, you all merge wreck this guy's and call it quit. That if the crazy people will agree to pay

Samueltemi337:
The 10k way them give you don finish?


Or you use am take gamble

The travails of a gambler lol

I just thank God for deliverance

ecolime:
How bad is your financial problems?

Are you the one paying your school fees and sponsoring your education 100%?

Not 100%

My financial situation is not that nice. It's in the negative for now

NoToPile:
Reject the offer

If only you understood

Nice2023:
Pray the day u get there is not the day u would be arrested.

Be careful.

LoL very funny. In as much as this seems ridiculous. There's a possibility

princemillla:
Bro face ur studies. U r even lucky to b in medical field.if I were you, I wil make enquiries what u can do at ur free hour to make money. Struggle to finish..u surely becomes an asset. If u come see chance to japaaa u Don make am

Exactly I get it but what exactly do one do to money enough to sustain living in an expensive city

princemillla:
Bro face ur studies. U r even lucky to b in medical field.if I were you, I wil make enquiries what u can do at ur free hour to make money. Struggle to finish..u surely becomes an asset. If u come see chance to japaaa u Don make am

Hmmn

noskcid:
no let person lure you into yahoo o

And wetin do yahoo? Hypocrite

Jennyclay:
Nonsense stat

Only my break-fast is worth 5k daily not to talk of other healthy food I cook for lunch and dinner

Proudly funded by simps

Jennyclay:
Lovely.

May God continue to bless their union

He was broke as a young doctor. What do you advice?

She should have left him then coz he couldn't afford the nicest restaurants?

A mere $33

astonished:
He never told you he's a gay now,

No be everybody like to fvck fellow guy yanch like you

slowpoke

From this nonsense you said it means that anyone you help must be fvcked. Whether man or woman as nothing goes for nothing

Adakintroy:
Alpha men are the real simp.

If na simp do this for women even less than..them go run over am.

Na the idiots gangan be women wrapper

Simp

He has guys that are in better need of the funds

first of all Seun. Where is Lalasticlala?

I no longer see snake threads make front page again . You and firing all brilliant supermods

pocohantas:
If fees needs to be paid, I will pay it. Money is a means to and end for me. Not something I overthink like many of you. The joke is on you that thinks you played me.

That is not to say my family wouldn't be taken care of. Neither does it mean I will bend in uncomfortable positions to please you.

Laudable

PROPEACE:
Many of the people saying "I will pay her school fees" will abandon their siblings and even parents and be screaming "nobody owes you anything" (wicked man's favourite slogan) whilst paying the fees of a strange woman.

I feel somehow anytime I hear that slogan from anybody's mouth. Nobody owes you anything.

And most of these people that use that slogan attained the height they are in because someone helped them o. If their helper had thought that way of nobody owing u anything whether they will be where they are