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Crime / Re: Ever Had Any Experience With Cultists? by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:15pm On Jan 19
LeeSmart:
Trust me guys this topic is going to be fun and will definitely enlighten someone here.
Let me go first
On my way back from school (2013) after night reading, I was wearing a black trouser and a t-shirt nd suddenly some group of guys showed up from nowhere and stopped me they took my phone away, claiming I was an intel from buccaneers ๐Ÿ˜ญ plss

You no get level at all

Na uniben I dey

Nobody go stop me for road collect anything from my hand

And I be Ju man undecided

The look I will give you, you will now this one doesn't mind killing or being killed undecided

If you be cultman you be cultman for your pocket undecided

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Education / Re: 16 Facts About David Akanmu, UNILAG 5.0 CGPA Graduate by LalastiklaIa(m): 7:08pm On Jan 19
chatinent:
A 5.0 CGPA graduate of Civil Engineering, and guess who the father is?


There's no way he would have achieved a 5.0 without his "dad effect". Would have graduated with a 4.92 or something but not 5.0 if he were the son of a nobody.

I have a coursemate whose dad is a professor and anytime he wants to be scolded, another lecturer will say ah na professor soso and so pikin be this na and he'll be left of the hook...

Not saying you can be a dullard and say because your dad is a professor you'd be getting A's but it gives you an added advantage and soft landing

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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by LalastiklaIa(m): 4:13pm On Jan 19
SF123:
Greetings medics. Glory be to God. finally with all the struggles, huddles, burning mid night candles, prayers, fasting and smart/hardwork. i just got admitted officialy via direct entry to study medicine and surgery at the University of Jos. My joy knows no bound, this z really what i dreamed of after several jamb attempts. Wrote jamb three times got several admission from diff sch to study nursing science, i scrapped the admission and again UNIZIK gave me admission to study HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY which i accepted. After resuming with them and attending inumerable lectures even after paying an acceptance fees #62k, i withdrawn and stoped coming to sch. I did crazy things just bc of med and now God has finally done it for me

I hope it is really what you want and your passion? When we say passion. It's something you enjoy doing. That even if you are owed for 3 months as a doctor. You still come to work smiling and not taking out frustration on innocent patients.

A footballer will still joyfully accept paycut or be owed and still smile playing football. I hope you do the same as a doctor grin

Team MBBS or nothing still exists in this 21st century grin. Well-done anyways you try grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Claims It Has Attacked An Israeli Spy Base In Kurdistan(photos) by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:26pm On Jan 17
BOOKWORMLUX:
First to do no dey pain
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ

Na you get anonymous diary
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Signs N2.26 Trillion Lagos Budget Into Law by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:40am On Jan 17
Imagine if Peter Obi was Governor of Lagos and this amount is the budget for him. Lagos go don turn Dubai. Yet brainwashed balablu people want to make us believe something else
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad After He Broke Some Rules Of His "Baba" (pics/video) by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:02pm On Jan 16
Verbtips:
that no the case bro them dey run biz with devil
if you sell one soul give am e go pay you so when you don the spend am finish and you wan broke e go tell you go bring anoda pesin na. abi i tell you say i the run charity organization

Too much Kanayo films

Bring another person indeed grin
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Runs Mad After He Broke Some Rules Of His "Baba" (pics/video) by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:24pm On Jan 16
Jennyclay:
Ntooor!!

That serves him right!! undecided

Who knows maybe he has killed one innocent girl for money rituals.

Nonsense men!!
Evil men!!

Shior!!

Nothing like money rituals olodo

If he was broke na still the same girl go tell am at his age he dey e mama house
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:05pm On Jan 16
yinkeys:

Squeeze that paper and drop in the bin
Yea itโ€™s CAF that said Osimhen should miss 1 on 1 with goalie
I laugh in Equitorial Guinea grin

You don't know how fixed results work.

If the match is fixed at 1-1 let osimhen see free post he'll play it off target
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:02pm On Jan 16
blowjohn:


That naija team no good.
Mozambique are no pushovers
Even today cameroon no no chance of beating Guinea


Algeria go kill angola


What do you have to say now?
Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:59pm On Jan 15
blowjohn:



Well done o. Conspiracy specialist frm Sherlock Holmes school

Haha oh you think If Nigeria wanted to.spell Guinea they won't. You think Osimhen missing one on one chance was Mistake. Chances he dares not miss in Napoli.

Quote me after Algeria fails to win tonight

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Religion / Re: Atheists and Igtheists On NL. Please Let's Get To Know Ourselves. by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:55pm On Jan 15
FRANCISTOWN:
Good evening everyone. A guy whose moniker is Jesusjnr about 4 years ago said he will ensure to end atheism on NL.
I want to see how far he has gone.

Therefore, if you're an atheist , kindly signify. Let's see if atheism would really go into oblivion on this platform

I only know of a few atheists.

Seun
HopefulLandlord
LordReed
Jaephoenix
Knownunknown
TheSourcerer
Busybrain
1Sharon or is it Sharon1.
FRANCISTOWN(me, myself)

That makes it 9 of us and still counting.




You create list of atheist and your lieutenant general Hardmirror no dey there? You left out major general Hahn too undecided

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Vs Guinea: AFCON 2023 (1 - 1) On 15th January 2024 by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:51pm On Jan 15
All fixed matches

Nigeria draw
Egypt draw
Cameroun draw
Ghana loss
Waiting for Algeria draw.

If you think these results are coincidences then you can easily be brainwashed. The cabals of CAF have cashed out massively

Congratulations to them
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by LalastiklaIa(m): 8:35pm On Jan 13
abba190:
all my tickets don cut and sapa is holding my neck someone should show me some love 816362-3337 opay.

Oga leave gambling for hopeless people. Task your brain to make money

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Religion / Re: Cultism, The Spiritual Consequences And Deliverance Through Christ by LalastiklaIa(m): 2:31pm On Jan 13
enthronedbyGod1:
If you as a Christian needed to watch the BBC documentary/expose before knowing the truth about the late TB Joshua then you need to lock yourself up and cry out to God to open your spiritual eyes.
If on the other hand you're still defending him despite everything we said here and everything you've watched then your case requires divine intervention.

For those that hated me because I vehemently opposed him, I love them and I hope they've come to the knowledge of the truth by now.
May the Lord deliver His church from thieves and wolves masquerading as ministers of righteousness.




Welcome back sir

How do I get to be part of The prayer Group?
Business / Re: How I've Been Earning In Dollars In The Past Months. by LalastiklaIa(m): 6:21pm On Jan 08
Askme2020:

I warned you bro... I wanted to further show you example of similar scheme that gave people lot of hope at the beginning but later crashed and run with people's money e.g hybitrage and it likes.

And possibly show u a legit update that is not ponzi but real,legit, and legal business you can do instead of these ponzi that looks real but they ain't.

Here you learn a skill and get step by step training on how to make minimum of $1,000 in a month. Learning high income skills that is the only best way to be making legit millions online rather than investing your hard earned money on fake/ponzi investment site.

Still reach out to me on WhatsApp if u are interested in learning some set of skill that could be earning you $1,000+ monthly in a legit, legal ways...

Sorry for your loss.
But u can recover all if u do it right.

Please sir I am interested

Teach me how to earn legit online
Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana,Zlatan,Reekado,Poco lee others at One Year Anniversary Of Club Caesar by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:11pm On Jan 08
BarrNosaEsq:


It baffles me how pastors have managed to convince you people that you shouldn't seek earthly wealth because you're going to one utopia after you die. Yet, that same pastor enjoys a life of opulence and luxury here on earth.

You dey mind am na so dem dey talk. Month end dem go bill you if they know you are working in an oil firm cool

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Celebrities / Re: Obi Cubana,Zlatan,Reekado,Poco lee others at One Year Anniversary Of Club Caesar by LalastiklaIa(m): 5:08pm On Jan 08
theamazonguru:
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity so says the wisest and richest man that ever liveth.

Don't be carried away by all this vanity frivolities.

Your soul is more important.

Make up your mind and accept Jesus today.

He loves you.

Rest bros
Romance / Re: Romance Section Moderators Wanted by LalastiklaIa(m): 3:11pm On Jan 08
Seun look no further I'm the the no 1 "no sense admin"

You've been looking for.

Rule breakers go hear am and feel am hot hot angry angry
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:46am On Jan 08
abba190:
u will always be broke when u dont stop this habit, that time u were winning it was a trap set by alabi, stewpid poor welderer

Easy on him it's always like that grin
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by LalastiklaIa(m): 2:31pm On Jan 07
Davida33:

Very risky game

The thing is if you are picking underdogs your ticket will be booming

But run from sports betting
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by LalastiklaIa(m): 2:12pm On Jan 07
gpercuxionz:
just close this thread..... Na just day1 dey enter bush so...

Say no to gambling


Visit Mr Terrezzo thread for deliverance okay grin
Family / Re: โ€œStop Chasing Money, Go And Marry, Money Will Start Chasing Youโ€ โ€” Nigerian Lady by LalastiklaIa(m): 1:30pm On Jan 07
That's if the two participants both have a vision of escaping poverty they can merge the vision and push each other faster to the attainment of the goal.

But if it is two poverty stricken people with no future ambition their poverty will be raised to power 10.

And lastly marry who you love because love is a powerful emotion that can attract wealth and goodness to your life.

Marry who is happy when you win and by you when things go south.

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Religion / Re: Only A Useless Father Will Create Satan To Torment His Children. by LalastiklaIa(m): 1:24pm On Jan 07
God is bound by his word that's why
Crime / Re: Total War Against Name Checkers On Nairaland by LalastiklaIa(m): 1:16pm On Jan 07
RomanGreen:
Day just break for you undecided

You dey mind am na soso mouth e dey always make. Day truly just Break for am
Sports / Re: Sadio Mane Constructs A Stadium In His Village, Bambali In Senegal. by LalastiklaIa(m): 10:22pm On Jan 06
Siberia01:
Very few people like sadio mane exist in black Africa..
Sometimes I doubt if he has black genes...
Because I know we enjoy seeing our brothers beg from us ...
That's why it's very hard for a Nigerian to help... another to blow grin
Because he won't have somebody to hail or beg from him again

Flesh and blood did not reveal this to you oh son of man

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Family / Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over โ‚ฆ2M Cash Gift by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:34pm On Jan 06
AchrafHakimi:
Pocohantas
Ishilove
Jeon
Siofra
Saphiere
MariahAngel
All Nairaland feminists appear on this thread right now!!

No hiding place for you. grin grin

I like who you put as number 1

But please remove the last name abeg. I no dey use am play abeg.
Family / Re: 2 Spoons: Wife Who Demonstrated Loyalty To Husband Gets Over โ‚ฆ2M Cash Gift by LalastiklaIa(m): 9:30pm On Jan 06
lexy2014:


it is also a big shame to the men because it is a misplacement of priority. many Nigerians are fond of supporting nonsense and they will be shouting that the country is hard. from the look of things, the country is not hard. some people have money they dont need

You sef go make money wey u no need and after doing that go to the street and share it to people that really needs it. Doesn't sound difficult right? Now get to work

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