Ilamina:
I want to kill myself

That makes 2 of us

When are you leaving

And what by what method ?

Freelancerr:
You wan kill yourself?
No wahala go ahead, you self don try.

But before you off yourself abeg you fit waybill the phone you de use come nairaland?

At least make I benefit something from you.
My number de my signature abeg text me so I go know how to achieve the phone.

The phone I'm using won't make you happy

immortalcrown:
Let it begin with you.

Okay noted

I hate the fact that there is a law in Nigeria that if you are caught in the process of trying to Turnoff yourself you go to jail for a year.

The same people that made the country what it is today and has led many to depression made that law.

In Belgium you can book an appointment for a painless execution and have an option of opting out at the last minute.

Like people did not choose to be born why not let them go in peace na ehn

Religion now made the matter complex that if you off yourself. You are going to continue suffering in hell for Eternity like wtf

I did not choose to be born, i wasn't allowed to select country of birth, parents, if I would like to have siblings. Nothing was of my consent

I am sick and tired of it all

No one gives a damn about a man's life.

I am pissed very very pissed.

And please I beg you in the name of whatever you believe in don't preach to me okay. I have in my heart sincerely wanted to be close to "God". There was a time I took church seriously that neighbors will ask me if I was the one who killed Jesus. I read the Bible religiously. It didn't remove the depressed feeling.

People that were So called worldly are enjoying their lives. I am here thinking when all these will be over

rayopt:
Most yall just act like many Nigerians are really suffering. Lol. Unilorin students dey on Gen overnight like everyday. And trust me, it is not what you think for all of them. The dollar rate is actually favoring some people tho if you ain't lazy.

That's what you all say but you hoard knowledge and don't share anything to better anyone's life. There's one here that calls himself anoneemouz. That one too is selfish with information. His own is even like witchcraft that even his blood brother is earning a meagre 15k per month but this dude is hoarding thousands of dollars in his account.

But they always pretend and claim to have introduced them to the stuff. Even if they want to teach you about the stuff. They will make it very incomprehensible for you on purpose or they give you a minute part of the information in such a way that you won't be able to use it to get a breakthrough

Same with that coconut head Hardmirror that says he's an atheist. That one will say will the vast information online if you cannot get it done yourself then you don't deserve the money. That he can't be spoon feeding you


Even the ones that will ask you to pay for tutoring will still keep "salient" points away from you that will lead you to you making profits

So you all should keep your doings to yourself if you won't share update

Both Atheist, Muslim o, Christian o when it comes to money they are all the same beasts.

hansomb:
I used to have left over of food after session. 2010 to 2015 engineering Chai. Printing per page was #2.5 , indomie n egg plus cup of Lipton was #150, big note 100, local sardine was 80 naira, cartoon of indomie highest 1700, golden penny #100 other local ones I can't even remember their names was 50 to 80 naira. I still hate it then, prefer indomie, ai used to say it not as smooth as indomie then, but now ehh. Used to dash cleaners and almajiri after session closes. My registration was #18,000 then. I never paid any acceptance fee was later introduce. Hostel fee was between #7,300 to #9,300 per session. With guarantee light from 9 to 11 pm. Hmm honestly sending children to uni dey fear person now. Imagine school fees now is around 100,000 thousand naira. Indomie not with two egg is 650, golden penny now na around 600 or more. Photocopy per page 20 naira. How are students surviving now ? Three gbosa for wuna. With #5,000 per week then I do still have some changes left.

5000 won't last you 2days right now

I am in debt as I speak. No one bothers to check on you.

And I am sick and tired of asking for money.

If I can get 3 million with 100% interest in 10 years I will not drop out God willing.

Coz normally people are assholes doing like they want to help you buts it all for the gram

wahaladondey:


Congrats boss abeg make I paste aza? I go appreciate anything at all

What if e dey owe loan apps like 200k

Make e still give you inside the money.

Gamblers like to advertise their winnings but they won't tell you they are in debt owing like 15 loan apps at once

Micah70:
Boom. 115k in the bag. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Mstcheeew if e no million no dey come shout boom for here. Sooner or later the monopoly money is going back

Eunoiaa:
A woman's libido is something of an astronomical nature, and therefore cannot be 'tamed.' Women only get married to fulfil all righteousness, and just to, you know, satisfy the primordial urge of a man for a fulfilment found only in marriage.

So there's nothing like managing temptation for a married woman. This is a truth all men must accept to have a happier, healthier marital life. So the best you can do when you notice that your wife has started looking outside is to pick the young men she frolics with yourself. I mean, she's not doing it for the emotional benefits, she's doing it for the physical release which you alone can not supply.

So your best bet as a man is to help her pick men who are only interested in sex, too, not a man who will want to snatch her from you.

This is the secret of men of old to their long-lasting marriages, but somehow men of nowadays did not have it handed down to them, and now they have the redpill deceiving them that they should not accept a cheating woman. Hahahahahaha. See as a man, your honor is in celebrating a cheating wife, let me tell you. Don't allow bitter young men to mislead you in losing your marriage. Stay with a cheating wife, cherish her, have her needs met by different men, and you'll glow. To marry a promiscuous woman is to marry well.


So, anyway where was I? Yes. The sexual urges of a woman to mate with as much males as possible cannot be repressed. To get married to a woman who doesn't have this urge is a recipe for disaster. So your best bet as a man is helping her to select the playing fields that she plants her juices in.

Let me stop here for now. When I remember more green pills for managing cheating as a married man, I'll edit this comment and add them.

The world is truly ending soon. Wonders shall never end

kingar:
Why are you girls now running away from your usual boxers and singlet souvenir. C’mon buy fake byc and bedsheet material boxer then use the change hire photographer to come camera you during the presentation.

Some are like that and not everyone smells bad if they don't use perfume

Oboto700:
Very foolish Man.. he denied me of nysc even after presenting Every proof i am below 30... I would become a celebrity one day and call him out.. even if he's 80 by then.. may God preserve our life

Eyaah sorry

You sha don collect exemption letter

mamagee3:
Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo.

Sugar mummy

But you still me might be a man

flexyrule:
Abeg no come Chelsea oooo

We're already going through a lot.

Him and his club Napoli are going through alot

Make e no carry e own alot come join our own "alot"

Righteousness2:
Ladies and Gentlemen, take the matter of your Eternity serious.
There is Life after Death. Which is Forever and Ever.

Don't Joke or play with the privilege breath in your Nostrils.

No matter the prayer made for the dead, There is no repentance after death.

Heaven is real.
Hell fire is real

Live in the Conciousness of your Eternity
Live for JESUS Christ.
Live with JESUS Christ.

People wey wake from the dead through prayer nko which one is no matter the prayer

Shawnnn01:
Coming from this same foolish criminal that is yet to account for the presidential donation he got almost a year after election.

This foolish bastard Pandora Criminal get mind sha but I know blame na naija mumu never do. A die hard criminal that looted ₦250 million monthly as governor to his ware house in Lagos is the one saying this rubbish.

Did this fool fund the looting from his pocket before he was caught by Marvel Akpoyibo the then Lagos commissioner of police ? This fool should continue to thank God that Miko Okiro his Igbo kinsmen was Inspector General of the police at that time, the bastard for still de Kirikiri they chop bean till now.

You sound foolish unfortunately

Gadafii:
Tell him to send you the money he intend to buy or get those things for you, and also the for art, you don’t necessarily have to jettison school,that he can tutor you remotely there is no assurance you will make it thru yahoo if you leave school

I will do this but I doubt that dude will release money to me for school

Froshchuksswart:


Congratulate him and shut up

You be mumu

guobe:
Code

Looks promising

Fucklove:
It's a weekly stuff, Each time I collect our rights from the bookies, I will distribute it to all our members every week.

I gave out millions and millions of naira last year stealing from the bookies and distributing to our incredible punters here

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iLegendd:
With the way you regularly attack and abuse me and even talk about not lacking, I know you're just catching cruise. Big man like you will never lack. Enjoy your cruise.

Whoever wants to send you money should do it, but from my end, I know you're just having fun.

Bro please help me with a laptop. Spare one you no longer use. I really need to start practicing what I'm learning online

Fucklove:
Please make judicious use of the money, load your kitchen with foodstuffs

make I drop aza too big man?

Jago2244:
Hi Doctors in the house I planned on applying MBBS this 2024 Jamb
Between Unilag and UI which is more transparent with their MBBS admission?
And what are the criterias for getting MBBS in both Universities including Jamb score, Putme score and O level result?
To top it all, am from Kwara State and I could have gotten MBBS in 2023 jamb with 290 at Usman danfodio University Sokoto but due to financial means I didn't later pursue the admission😭. But now my Uncle promised to sponsor me by all means and he is suggesting I should go to Unilag or UI. I lives currently with him in Agura, Ikorodu Lagos.
Please I sincerely need ur honest opinions about this🙏

UI is the most transparent school I know in Nigeria

Just score very high in jamb and post utme

Usually an aggregate of 80% gives you a 99% chance already. I don't think UI medicine cut off has exceeded 80. In recent times. Was 80 in 2014

They don't grade o level. Just make sure it's a credit and above in your 5 relevant subject

abba190:
somebody has already helped me from this thread, the guy didnt make any noise, i just checked my opay nd saw 4k from thomas may god bless him abundatly may he never lack anything in his life. he saved a soul and i really appreciate.

2k out of this money is going to the bookies.

This I have seen

Myer:

The problem is what are you doing with the Freedom you have?
We all know what Hushpuppi was doing with his freedom. He abused his freedom and eventually it was taken from him.

The question is, what are you doing with yours?,
Do you realise that all Jesus Christ came to do is give us FREEDOM?

Perhaps that will give you a glimpse to how invaluable Freedom/Liberty is.
And primarily, it is a freedom from your mental bondage and faulty mindsets.

When your mind is renewed in Christ, the bible aptly puts it that "Eyes have not seen, ears have not heard, neither has it come into the mind of any one, what God has in store for you."

Whever the Son sets Free is Free Indeed.
You're not depending on government or the best conditions to prosper. You are simply growing in godliness and the things that godliness attracts begin to happen to you. Selah.

But so many unbelievers are richer than you by a thrillion milli? Even happier than you are

Eyes have not seen what?

You are playing

Jeon:


And Women, are used as an excuse for that.



Nah their cup of coffee be dat. I no send their papa to even notice their sexual histories.

How old are u sef

Kingzjayzee:
For this kind prison, u no go know when your term don complete.

Honestly

Na you go say hanhan now now like play like play e remain just 5 years for hush to comeout and continue balling

Myer:

Except the average Nigerian has what he craves the most- Freedom.

Freedom on top hunger

I have read stories of homeless people in Europe committing petty crimes just so they could benefit from the shelter and food the prison provides.

There's a point life will hit one and his so called freedom doesn't mean anything