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Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets FBi Director, Asher Wray, Calls For Stronger Collaboration by lamalang(m): 8:51am On Jun 15, 2024
Bros he is their stooge now, they have his dirty records
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Average Salary Of SSA And Special Adviser? by lamalang(m): 1:42pm On Jun 11, 2024
dawnomike:
Youare right, it is just about 300k to 500k. But it comes with lot of opportunities to network politically.
in my state some SA de collect 50k. In depends on state and if the governor is not greedy
Sports › Re: Victor Boniface Gifts Viral Carpenter 1.5 Million Naira by lamalang(m): 9:54am On Jun 07, 2024
This guy na the real village people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Cleric Sues Member For Asking Return Of Car Gift After Failed Prophecy by lamalang(m): 6:55pm On Apr 26, 2024
Churches of 419 full naija
Christianity Etc › Re: A Place In Kenya Where They Pay To See A Mermaid (video) by lamalang(m): 9:28pm On Apr 22, 2024
What's wrong with Africa?
Romance › Re: Who Is Tracy? Pregnant Woman Quizzes Her Husband Who Insists He Is Not Cheating by lamalang(m): 10:02am On Apr 14, 2024
If my wife use phone record me when having misunderstanding and posting on social media, I swear she will park out
Politics › Re: Borehole Controversy: I Am Disappointed In Obi - Tonto Dikeh by lamalang(m): 7:27pm On Apr 10, 2024
Coming from someone that we are disappointed with
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actor, Junior Pope Is Dead by lamalang(m): 7:22pm On Apr 10, 2024
What happened to lifejacket?
Politics › Re: Obi Free To Leave LP, Says NLC by lamalang(m): 4:49pm On Apr 07, 2024
What is Labour party without OBI?
Foreign Affairs › Re: U.S. Approved More Bombs To Israel On Day Of World Central Kitchen Strikes by lamalang(m): 1:39pm On Apr 06, 2024
You will give Israel bomb, and yet send food aid to Palestine, Hypocrite US
Politics › Re: FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by lamalang(m): 12:52pm On Apr 06, 2024
Very stupid people, they just to embezzle money. A failed nation
Politics › Re: Top 6 Projects In Northern Nigeria by lamalang(m): 10:40am On Apr 06, 2024
All the projects mentioned are in North West then Abuja, not single one in North central or North East, but yet they will say North, people shine your eyes
Travel › Re: Lagos To Demolish Landmark Beach Resort For Coastal Road by lamalang(m): 8:36pm On Apr 05, 2024
Someone is eyeing the place
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Third Class Graduates: How Do You Feel When Denied A Job Due To Class Of Degree by lamalang(m): 10:01pm On Mar 23, 2024
That's the essence of Interview, to test your brain not what's on your certificate. The founder of Apple is a dropout. Class of degree is not shouldn't be yardstick in employing people
Politics › Re: Alex Otti Flags Off Construction Of Another 30km road In Abia North by lamalang(m): 11:03am On Mar 21, 2024
Abians are lucky
Politics › Re: Labelling Some Nigerians Terrorism Sponsors Rubbish — Gumi by lamalang(m): 11:01am On Mar 21, 2024
Bandits sympathizer
Politics › Re: Senator Abdul Ningi Resigns As Chairman Of Northern Senators Forum by lamalang(m): 6:14pm On Mar 12, 2024
But he will never loose his relevance in his constituency
Politics › Re: Tochi, Wigwe's Daughter Slammed For Not Standing To Greet VP Shettima by lamalang(m): 2:45pm On Mar 09, 2024
For God sake she is grieving, who cares is she sit or stand up. I s Shettima complaining? Some people no get work
Autos › Re: »»» Toyota Sequoia 05 @ N3.7M Negotiable »»» by lamalang(m): 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2024
Do you have Toyota starlet?
Agriculture › Re: Faith Patricia Ariokot: Ugandan Sets Record For The Longest Time To Hug A Tree by lamalang(m): 12:34pm On Feb 29, 2024
One jobless Nigerian go say he wants to break it now
Family › Re: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by lamalang(m): 5:47pm On Feb 24, 2024
Return her to the village if she is not ready to change
Politics › Re: Petrol Landing Cost Hits N1,000/litre On FX Crisis by lamalang(m): 11:14pm On Feb 14, 2024
Had it been we no get oil for this Country how much we for de buy petrol
Food › Re: Kano Traders Crash Food Price 24 Hours After 10 Werehouse Were Seal For Hoarding by lamalang(m): 8:45am On Feb 13, 2024
Good moves. For my state the Governor himself de hoard grains
Sports › Re: How Many AFCONs Have You Watched Since 1957? by lamalang(m): 9:48pm On Jan 13, 2024
Since the time of Green Eagles
Family › Re: What Will You Do If Your Wife Is Secretly Building A House In Her Fathers Compou by lamalang(m): 8:56am On Dec 25, 2023
I will actually support her, cos she knows what she is doing
Car Talk › Re: How Much Is Car Papers Renewal In Your State? by lamalang(m): 8:26am On Dec 23, 2023
[quote author= post=127584743]PRICE LIST

1. REGISTRATION OF VEHICLES (New or Tokunbo):
The cost of registering: Saloon=N45,000 Jeep/space Bus=N47,000 Bus =N55,000

This will include:

Plate Number, Proof of ownership certificate, Road worthiness, Central Motor Registry Receipt, Vehicle License, Insurance, Computerized vehicle Inspection, Number Tag, Reflective tape, AutoVIN Certificate

REQUIREMENTS: Copies of all relevant documents of the vehicle.

2. Renewal of Vehicle Licence, Road Worthiness Certificate and Insurance
COST:
Saloon Car = N13,000
Jeep/SUV/Space Bus= N14,500
Pick-Up vehicles=N19,000
Truck Vehicles=N32,000

REQUIREMENTS: Copies of all relevant documents of the vehicle.

3. CUSTOMIZED PLATE NUMBER =N130,000

4. DEALER PLATE NUMBERS =N130,000

5. TINTED PERMIT =N15,000

6. Driver’s Licence for 3 years (Fresh Applicant) =N25,000

Driver’s Licence for 5 years (Fresh Applicant) =N30,000

Driver’s Licence for 3 years (Renewal) =N13,000

Driver’s Licence for 5 years (Renewal) =N17,000
[/quote]same with my State Gombe
Celebrities › Re: “I Am Single Not Searching” - Isreal Dmw’s Ex Wife Sheila Says As She Dances by lamalang(m): 8:21am On Dec 04, 2023
Both of them shame no de their body
Forum Games › Re: Who Can Answer This Question? (PHOTO) by lamalang(m): 8:40pm On Dec 03, 2023
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Romance › Re: The Type Of Men I Don't Want (personal Opinion) by lamalang(m): 10:28pm On Dec 02, 2023
SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U grin

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.
Coming from a bum
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by lamalang(m): 1:35pm On Dec 01, 2023
BreakingNews21:
illiterate?
quiz. choose the correct grammar word.
quite or quiet?😄
u know wat I mean
Celebrities › Re: Nobody Should Take Mohbad's Body Without My Permission — Father (Video) by lamalang(m): 1:33pm On Dec 01, 2023
Makunahatata:
I no ask u to tell me about your papa na😂
I am your papa, you better confirm
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by lamalang(m): 11:56am On Nov 21, 2023
This illiterate should keep quite

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