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Family › Re: I'm Scared Of Marrying Her by Lamasta(m): 10:19am On Mar 14, 2022
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




I think you should marry her.

Why would you let her being a cheat get in the way of what you share?

I can not pay 20k monthly subscription on kpekus since March 2021 till date and let it go down the drain just because I know the woman is no good to my future.

It doesn't matter if she cheats on you, talks back at you, demands equality or isn't homely, what matters is love.
As long as you love her, the least you can do for a lady who stood by you when you had nothing is to stand by her and be supportive of all her dreams.

As she's gone to church, surprise her.
Watch some YouTube videos on how to cook the perfect Sunday stew or read up some of Pocohantas 's cooking topics so you can serve her the best possible meal with an apology letter for being irresponsible enough not to warm the chicken this morning.

That's how to pamper a woman.

If she wants to go hang out with other men, just beg her not to sleep over with them. If she insists she wants to sleep over with them, beg her not to have sex with them. If she insists she wants to have sex with them, then beg her to tell them not to cum inside her.

But if they do and she brings back a bastard baby home, allow the Christian in you love her and the baby just like Christ has loved the church.

If you really love a woman, you shouldn't be scared of anything. Just be reassured that no matter how many preeks she fvcks outside, she'd be back to you.
All you need is love.

My Bible tells me in 1st John 4:18 that "There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear,"

Work on yourself, throw away your insecurities, spend more time in the kitchen, learn to treat that woman like a queen and don't stop loving her for the peril she is.

You have 5months to prepare a mind-blowing public proposal and 8months to happily walk into your unhappy future, now is the time to hire the best event planners so you create a lasting impression.

The good part is that if you marry her, you won't need to be paying that 20k monthly subscription. You can then channel it to buying Valium 5 for the sleepless nights she's going to torment you with.

Over to Lalasticl.ala and the other elders.
Savage grin

Science/Technology › Re: Bird With Cipher Ring Falls From Sky In Ondo, Causing Confusion (Photo) by Lamasta(m): 9:18am On Mar 14, 2022
My people my people grin
Romance › Re: Who Is Wrong Here ? ( Photo ) by Lamasta(m):
illicit:
Teacher should have used

A

B

C
This shows you too na olodo you be cool

I can categorically say that the teacher would have explained with examples to the pupils even before giving them the class work or take home assignment to do, so blaming the teacher for an example on a test he/she would have explained to the pupils earlier before the test is not acceptable grin
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Gives Manchester United The Lead With Awesome Hat-Trick (Video) by Lamasta(m): 12:34pm On Mar 13, 2022
Maobichek:
Nawaoo!!! Both Messi and Cr7 are out of UCL, Messi is sure of French league while Cr7 is not sure about top 4 let alone Premiership title so who would cry at the end of the season?
We talking of individual performance not team moreover Man Utd will go through in the UCL
Crime › Re: MC Expensive Kicks As Chidinma Ojukwu Wins Miss Cell Pageant, Says It's Insensit by Lamasta(m): 12:23pm On Mar 13, 2022
Mooh247:
Why are adulterers and fornicators angry today

Kirikiri wadens better double Chidinma's security before something else happens
Who is talking about fornicator and adulterers seems sense is far from you huh
Crime › Re: MC Expensive Kicks As Chidinma Ojukwu Wins Miss Cell Pageant, Says It's Insensit by Lamasta(m): 12:18pm On Mar 13, 2022
Mooh247:
cool



Some africans are disgusting set of wicked babarians and backward souls

Yes she was a prostitute

Yes she was alleged to kill a man

Yes she stole from the dead man

Yes the punishment of murder is death penalty or life in prisonment

And according to Nigerian constitution, she has right to fair hearing at a court of competent jurisdiction and remanded till her case is concluded

Before her case is concluded and she is pronounced guilty of murder and sentenced to death by hanging

*She has the right to human diginity
*She has the right to be fed and not starved
*She has the right to interact and participate in activities of the correctional facility

Jesus Christ on the cross of Calvary, prayed for a condemned criminal to make heaven, be a true Christian, be Christlike



.
Hypocrite if its the other way round I know you won't type this trash

Nairaland General › Re: Which Year Did You Discover Nairaland ? by Lamasta(m): 12:13pm On Mar 13, 2022
Since may be 2010 as a guest but register fully by 2011 and we have been firing down memory lane since then.....

Learnt a lot over the years through Nairaland from politics to education to romance, sport etc cool
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Hat-trick Against Tottenham Hotspur by Lamasta(m): 12:32am On Mar 13, 2022
JayCynic:
Now that he's scored the hype will be everywhere, notice how nobody is praising Pogba despite his brilliant performance, notice how they are saying that he plays better than teenagers at 37 but once he just stops scoring, the blame suddenly will be on Rashford, Rangnick, Bruno Fernandez, Fred, English FA, Sepp Blatter, Putin, Nnamdi Kanu, and the Pfizer vaccine, that's when they'll somehow remember that age has caught up with him.
The same way you lots are blaming Pochetino for the failure of the fraud
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Gives Manchester United The Lead With Awesome Hat-Trick (Video) by Lamasta(m): 8:51pm On Mar 12, 2022
fergie001:
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Sancho, the hypeman!
Come ooooooo
You don return to Old Trafford after exiling to Bayern bahuh Anyway I am happy for your club and Ororo he made my day grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 8:02pm On Mar 12, 2022
Na Maguire go finish Man Utd las las

I just pray Ronaldo complete his hat trick
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 7:47pm On Mar 12, 2022
[quote author=TrebleChamp post=110980244][/quote]Fraud fans right now after seeing that your meme grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 7:46pm On Mar 12, 2022
Suspect33:
You know we gave City that victory right? We'd rather lose to City that see Liverpool tie us on number of EPL trophies won cool
Oga you were beaten hands down nothing like give dia bro GGMU
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football's All-time Leading Goalscorer In Competitive Games by Lamasta(m): 7:43pm On Mar 12, 2022
TangoPredict:
Penaldo the greatest.

Long may you live...
All this fraud babes self grin

Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Football's All-time Leading Goalscorer In Competitive Games by Lamasta(m): 7:40pm On Mar 12, 2022
It can only be Ronaldo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 7:38pm On Mar 12, 2022
Suspect33:
Seems like Bruno has been our problem all these while.. this current team selection would have beaten City last week.. Liverpool should beware cus ororo don go bring Juju come from Portugal
You don start again abi

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 7:23pm On Mar 12, 2022
betshopagent:
chill.Saudi money is loading...at Stamford bridge. no shaken!
Lol no buyer till season ends
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu, Lawan, Fashola And 4 Other Who Have Lived On Public Funds For 20yrs by Lamasta(m): 7:18pm On Mar 12, 2022
Our own Oligarchs dem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 7:15pm On Mar 12, 2022
Fuckingmallam45:
You better support your brother.
Am afraid you people will disappoint me cos I want you guys and Arsenal to send Chelsea packing from top 4 since they have being sanctioned grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Tottenham Hotspur (3 - 2) On 12th March 2022 by Lamasta(m): 6:51pm On Mar 12, 2022
Our neighbours are doing well I just hope it won't end in draw again
Foreign Affairs › Re: Britain Searches For Helicopters, Jets Belonging To Sanctioned Russians by Lamasta(m): 3:56pm On Mar 12, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:
But what sort of nonsense is this ??
Like Wtf is wrong with Boris Johnson?

Are they Government officialshuh
You know more than the government bahuh Go and read about the Russian oligarchs to know why they are being sanctioned

Romance › Re: Caption This Photo Of A Soldier And His New Bride. by Lamasta(m): 2:20pm On Mar 12, 2022
Happy married life to them both cool the man spraying N5 note will not make heaven seriously grin
Sports › Re: Ballon D'or To Be Judged Over A Season Instead Of Calendar Year by Lamasta(m): 9:03am On Mar 12, 2022
paulolee:
who be the we? if united miraculously wins the UCL n cr7 is a hot favorite for the balloon, na u go still say its d most prestigious award bcoz cr7 is about to win it....hypocrite.
Paul how far na cheesy how the PSG Madrid game nahuh
Shay bi una say PSG has won the UCL even before the season start self grin take heart bro shit happens grin

Sports › Re: Ballon D'or To Be Judged Over A Season Instead Of Calendar Year by Lamasta(m): 11:23pm On Mar 11, 2022
We have moved to the next favorite award after FIFA cool they can give their ballon D'or to the fraud again we don't care

Crime › Re: Man Beats His 75-year-old Father To Death With Stick In Adamawa (Photo) by Lamasta(m): 8:52pm On Mar 11, 2022
complexBoss12:
who is we?
Besides I don't understand what the guy is trying to do (I mean the op) does he want to be known for carrying only bad news or crime reporting, bc this two mean different things in Nigeria.
Every Mallam with in kettle o....Let be
Crime › Re: Husband, Emmanuel Chigozie Beat His Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos (photos) by Lamasta(m): 8:10pm On Mar 11, 2022
But Itunu self why can't you leave earlier and save your life from the beast you married cry
Politics › Re: Combat Aircrafts Of The Nigerian Airforce (Photos) by Lamasta(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2022
No wonder boko haram and bandits are still having a filled day in north west
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kharkiv Nuclear Reactor Lab In Ukraine ‘On Fire After Russian Air Raid’ by Lamasta(m): 7:34am On Mar 11, 2022
Ifeomah:
By the end of this war, if Ukraine hear war dem go run
See youhuh This invasion on their soil will make them stronger and rebuild their military to be better prepared for the future after...
Politics › Re: NURTW Crisis: Take Over All Lagos Parks, Garages - MC Oluomo Asks LASG by Lamasta(m): 7:20am On Mar 11, 2022
BloomingDale:
But why should it be under the Federal Government in the first place. I just don’t understand this country.
National body must be under the FG cos its not a one state union....
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Rejects ₦200k Share Out Of ₦12m Ransom, Reports Injustice To Police by Lamasta(m): 8:54pm On Mar 10, 2022
This is his criminals and miscreants will be confessing day by day
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo, Lagos NURTW Break Away From National Body by Lamasta(m): 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2022
seunmsg:
Over to Lagos state government. In all, there must be no breakdown of law and order in the state. Police and other security agencies should immediately take over all parks and garages in the state.
Why will he be the one telling the Lagos state government to take overhuh Seems he's pained for his suspension and wants to scatter everything patapata.....

Awaiting the national body's speech too cool
Food › Re: Try This Yam Porridge Recipe And Thank Me Later by Lamasta(m): 1:23pm On Mar 10, 2022
Concortion grin

Sports › Re: Benzema Breaks Champions League Record With Hat-Trick Against PSG by Lamasta(m): 12:54pm On Mar 10, 2022
Fraud has been exposed by Benzema grin Mbappe should just run away from dia before he fraudulently scatter him pataoata

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