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Career › Re: A Nairalander Bought Me A New Safety Boot by Lamasta(m): 1:55pm On Sep 21, 2021
Blessed is the hand that giveth....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: What Thomas Tuchel And Jürgen Klopp Have In Common As Germans by Lamasta(m): 1:07pm On Sep 21, 2021
We respect the two managers they have being exceptional so far...
Crime › Re: John Onu: Police Stray Bullet Kills Pastor During Morning Devotion In Ebonyi by Lamasta(m): 11:16am On Sep 21, 2021
Pastor Onu was observing his morning devotion inside his room in a-3 storey building at Hatchery, Nkaliki road when he was hit by police stray bullets while trying to shut his windows following the commotion outside.

The bullet reportedly hit him on the upper side of his chest and pierced through his back.
Nigerian Police being killing innocent Nigerians since time immemorial cry

R I P to the deceased
Education › Re: Confusion As Kano Promotes Primary Six Pupils To Class 7 by Lamasta(m): 11:13am On Sep 21, 2021
Can only happen in Kano where a Mallam is in charge
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Your Former Boss Made You Lose A New Job? by Lamasta(m): 11:09am On Sep 21, 2021
Sniper4real your former employer is still pained you left them and want to join another school owned by his colleague
Travel › Re: Arik Passengers Use Hand-Fan On Abuja Flight by Lamasta(m): 10:55am On Sep 21, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Why dem no open windows and doors make breeze enter instead of using hand fan to blow air? huh
Open window kor open roof ni grin
Sports › Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Lamasta(m): 8:24am On Sep 21, 2021
Niwdog:
Messi the only midfielder challenging strikers for highest goal scorer
I know my GOAT
Is Messi a midfielderhuh
Sports › Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Lamasta(m): 8:20am On Sep 21, 2021
Glycolite:
"He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick"

Here they go again with the already boring stats noisemaking undecided.
It's becoming embarrassing.
You're all going to keep shouting 3 dribbles, four shots hit the bar,30 step overs,50 shots saved and blocked till the season come to an end.

#spit!
No mind them jare confused pessi fans dem grin
Sports › Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Lamasta(m): 8:18am On Sep 21, 2021
Mangekyo:
Messi just got substituted by poch after he was looking very likely to score today against Lyon.
He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick.
Messi was very angry when he was substituted for hakimi. I think poch should be sacked. He's a useless manager.

Meanwhile, pendu aka Tap-in-Aldo fans are enjoying the moment, they think messi is a fraud whereas he isn't. I think yall need to be patient with him here cry cry
@bolded this is becoming stale abeg make una change tactics grin

This is PSG and Pochetino is our man in charge here......
Sports › Re: Messi Criticized By The French Media by Lamasta(m): 8:09am On Sep 21, 2021
Le Parisien labelled the Argentine forward as "intermittent".

"His time in Paris will be more complicated than expected," the newspaper's analysis continued.

"Messi is withering. [Dropping] his head lower and lower, he walks and no longer impacts the game."
I shame for Messi, in village people don't prepare case against am I just hope he wins this battle
Sports › Re: Seria A: Victor Osimhen Scores As Napoli Defeat Udinese 4 - 0 by Lamasta(m): 8:06am On Sep 21, 2021
Nice one victor keep repping us
Family › Re: Why I Refuse To Help A Pregnant Woman, What Can You Say On This? by Lamasta(m): 7:34am On Sep 21, 2021
If you have the power to help make you do am and stop giving explanations
Travel › Re: Kenyan Who Went To Saudi In Search For A Greener Pasture Returns With 2 Kids by Lamasta(m):
With her suffering she still go dey carry belle dey born 2 pikinhuh Anyway may help locate her.
Sports › Re: Pochettino Reacts To Messi’s Handshake Snub After Substition Against Lyon by Lamasta(m): 6:57am On Sep 21, 2021
Pochetino baba na you dey in charge maximum respect to You....
Politics › Re: Court Sacks New Kano Emirs, Dissolve Four Emirates by Lamasta(m): 2:46pm On Sep 20, 2021
The damage has been done already
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye In Worship Mood (Photo, Video) by Lamasta(m): 2:39pm On Sep 20, 2021
Those who worship God must do so in spirit and in truth. John 4:23-24

Dino God is not mockedhuh
Career › Re: Is N400,000 A Bad Salary In Today's Nigeria? Is He Doing Something Wrong by Lamasta(m): 2:22pm On Sep 20, 2021
Esseite:
Someone earns about 400k monthly which is suppose to be a very good salary, but his expenses despite frugal is not cutting it.. he has been advised on marriage countless times, but he does not just know how to support such. He tries to make people see reason as to why the "big boy tag" does not fit because he cant see it at all..

- his job prevents me from cooking and he really does not know how to cook either, really really bad at cooking.
- he stays in an apartment of 1m/annum, which is somewhat not luxury I think.

Rent - 84,000 monthly (average 2 bed)
Security - 5,000 monthly
Estate security - 3,000 monthly
Cleaner - 5,000 monthly
Dstv - 9,500 monthly
Auto Fueling - 50,000 monthly
Auto servicing - 7,000 (3mths projection)
Auto miscellenous/charges - 10,000 (tolls,pr)
Generator fuel/service - 30,000 monthly
Laundry - 10,000 monthly
Feeding - 77,500 (2,500/day)
Hangout/chills/network - 30,000 (7,500/week)
Clothing/wears/accessories - 10,000 (monthly)
Electricity bill - 10,000(monthly)
Gifts - 10,000(monthly- No wife/No GF)
Home maintenance/personal care- 10,000 (monthly)
Healthcare miscellenous - 5,000 (monthly)
Internet data - 10,000 (monthly)
Recharge card - 16,000 monthly (500 daily)

Total = N395,200
Savings - 7,800

How in the world would he explain to people that he does not have. He is an introverted character and a very frugal in finances. He didnt not factor in furnishing et all.. he has no school fees and multiple mouths to feed.
This budget needs serious review cos some expenses needs to be cutdown asap to help you save.....

Gift 10k monthly to who plshuh Cut it off except if on special occasion

Hangout/Chills/network 30k pls review it to 10k as no be all hangouts you go dey spend abi you be father Christmas...Save 20k

DSTV 9,500 are you always at home watching ithuh If no change your package to a smaller budget say may be 5-6k monthly

Recharge Card trim it down its to bogus except you are using it for business or work purposes at least network providers give bonus now...

Conclusion: You are a reckless spender try to bring down your expenses so as to give room for savings...
Sports › Re: Let’s See In April, May – Solskjaer Speaks On Man Utd’s Title Ambitions by Lamasta(m): 1:47pm On Sep 20, 2021
Dream on Ole we are waiting for You in May grin
Sports › Re: Messi's Weird Facial Expressions After Being Subbed Off In Lyon Match (Picture) by Lamasta(m): 10:51am On Sep 20, 2021
OChimex:
Nearly, but didn't happen. Most big players are always that way when taken off in a crucial game, because they want to help their team win
This is what Messi should learn how to do not looking down on a coach when he is not happy or refusing to shake his manager
Sports › Re: Messi's Weird Facial Expressions After Being Subbed Off In Lyon Match (Picture) by Lamasta(m): 10:22am On Sep 20, 2021
OChimex:
Of course he should learn to respect the coach. This is one thing about being such great, humility is difficult. I recall Ronaldo being taking off against YB, he nearly yelled at Ole. Lol

But, the truth is those two are world greatest now in soccer
Ronaldo came off peacefully without yelling and badlooking the coach like Messi did....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Crowned Man Of The Match Against West Ham Utd (photos) by Lamasta(m): 10:01am On Sep 20, 2021
RapistOnBail:

Clearly he’s being favored.

Man U no go go anywhere with this favoritism.

What happened to lingard’s winning goal?

Or De gea’s saved penalty?

Bunch of Mumu voters.



Performance is the decider not penalty save or goal scored, check the performance of all the players and you will understand that Ronaldo is the worthy MOTM without sentiment cool
Sports › Re: Messi's Weird Facial Expressions After Being Subbed Off In Lyon Match (Picture) by Lamasta(m): 9:56am On Sep 20, 2021
fergie001:
How come I am not seeing paulolee on fp... cool
The news hit am well well grin
Sports › Re: Messi's Weird Facial Expressions After Being Subbed Off In Lyon Match (Picture) by Lamasta(m):
OChimex:
Messi moved in with the wrong guys. No fighting or winning spirit, just big boys wasting the money of the Qatari billionaire Al Nasiri. No wonder they had failed to register their name in Europe despite the huge investments.

They rubbished the class of Tuchel and made him look average. Now they are rubbishing the class of Messi and Poch.

What a club filled with business men whose only interest is money...
They played in the UCL final 2 seasons ago and got to the semi finals last season, they are champions of the farmers league in and out before the arrival of Messi so show some respect to PSG, Messi needs to be humble cos this is not barca where he calls the shots....
Pochetino is in charge here not Messi the earlier he realizes this the better for him
Sports › Re: Messi's Weird Facial Expressions After Being Subbed Off In Lyon Match (Picture) by Lamasta(m): 9:47am On Sep 20, 2021
Mynd44:
While his mate has 4 goals in 3 matches, he is busy cutting eye for oga coach.

He should calm down; he is new to changes and settling down takes time. Before long he will be scoring goals and it will all be good but for now, stop being some spoiled little child
Oga Mynd44 help us increase the volume for pessi fans dem grin
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by Lamasta(m): 9:43am On Sep 20, 2021
princewarri1985:
To me it was an insult and also disrespectful on the part of pochetinho to substitute the second best footballer on planet earth after C Ronaldo. Watch out pochetinho is going to loose his job because of messi if he is not careful, substituting messi in a match who does that?
This is PSG not Barcelona where Messi decides who plays or not back then, the earlier he realizes this with humility the better for him...
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Ignored Mauricio Pochettino's Handshake After Being Substituted. by Lamasta(m): 9:40am On Sep 20, 2021
hatakekakashi:
Messi actually made Barca look extraordinary. If he was so desperate to score today he would have taken the pk. Goals shall come
Na sohuh But he was angry when substituted grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What's That Situation That Motivated You To Hustle Harder? by Lamasta(m): 9:32am On Sep 20, 2021
Am always afraid of the future from my childhood cos I don't want my family especially my children to suffer the way I do so each time this get to my mind its always like a burden to me which makes me to be a hardworking young man....
Sports › Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Lamasta(m): 12:17am On Sep 20, 2021
Glycolite:
"He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick"

Here they go again with the already boring stats noisemaking undecided.
It's becoming embarrassing.
You're all going to keep shouting 3 dribbles, four shots hit the bar,30 step overs,50 shots saved and blocked till the season come to an end.

#spit!
That's their defence line grin confused set of people
Sports › Re: I Feel Like Crying For Messi by Lamasta(m): 12:12am On Sep 20, 2021
Mangekyo:
Messi just got substituted by poch after he was looking very likely to score today against Lyon.
He had 3 of his shots saved while hitting the bar from a well taken free kick.
Messi was very angry when he was substituted for hakimi. I think poch should be sacked. He's a useless manager.

Meanwhile, pendu aka Tap-in-Aldo fans are enjoying the moment, they think messi is a fraud whereas he isn't. I think yall need to be patient with him here cry cry
His barca WiFi has expired grin You will continue this wailing till the end of the season.

At bolded, that is the usual slogan of pessi fraud fans grin
Sports › Re: Dream Big: Lingard Shares Ronaldo's Then Vs Now Photos by Lamasta(m): 9:57pm On Sep 19, 2021
Una noise won dey too much now o Man Utd fanshuh Even Chelsea no dey make noise like before again
Celebrities › Re: 2Face Idibia Rocks Muslim Attire, Preaches One Love Religion (Photo) by Lamasta(m): 9:49pm On Sep 19, 2021
For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Manchester United (1 - 2 ) On 19th September 2021 by Lamasta(m): 9:21pm On Sep 19, 2021
Numerouno94:
Na true sha. Buh na God help Una oo for that Walker red card nd penalty wey var cancel. Southampton dey on fine form this season buh them go soon begin collect.
Thank God for VAR sha otherwise it would have been a different ball game.

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