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RomanceRe: I Think I Have A Mental Illness by Lance008(m): 3:10pm On Oct 01, 2023
Where do u see the money if you are jobless
FamilyRe: What I Did, Was It Wrong?? by Lance008(m): 2:55pm On Oct 01, 2023
Bro Na u wrong
Why u go sell drink mak the person buy for you
AutosRe: 2015 Tundra With Monster Tyres by Lance008(m): 1:52pm On Oct 01, 2023
Price
PoliticsRe: Atiku Vs Tinubu: Headless Mob Is Masturbating Over Nothing - Tinubu Lawyer Ogala by Lance008(m): 1:06pm On Oct 01, 2023
Agbero old men
Using words wrongly
FamilyRe: Rising Cost Of Living In Nigeria, What Of The Poor Among Us? by Lance008(m): 1:04pm On Oct 01, 2023
Which kind thing be all this one and to be honest it doesn't get easier
RomanceRe: What I Have Learnt About Girls In My 20s by Lance008(m): 11:52am On Oct 01, 2023
silento:
Hello everybody
Let me not waste your time and go straight to the point

Earlier this year I started this lifestyle of enjoy today and leaving tomorrow to feed for itself

Because I know in a few months I will be leaving the 20s wagon

Omor due to pressures and etc me I wanted to secure a wife 😂😂 or possibly a serious girlfriend that will lead to marriage in near future

So I started giving some that I felt was worth the chance ,

My brothers and sister every girl became single and searching 🤣🤣🤣


Omor on a normal level I do sub for some , take some out sometimes and etc

Omor na so love comes full my life In fact I became every girl's dream


Me I know all this was fake but I wanted to assure myself that it is cool to be single with no serious relationship in your 30s because 98% of girls in this country are hungry and looking for whom to suck the living fresh off his body

Last month I deleted every one of those girls number like 7 girls , my people none of them really noticed that I deleted their number

Three slided into my dm last week to ask me for a favour which I declined with I don't have money

Omor after that no chatting or calls again

The one I thought she had something for me chatted with me this morning after 3 weeks only to ask for money
Which I also declined and after that she no even bother to ask how are u doing all this while

I know that good girls are still out there but for me now I can't marry u or even date u if u don't get up to 2m up in your account with a tangle source of income

I don't want ur money but at least I am sure if you tell me u love me I know u mean it not because u are looking for free food or free data subscription
Bro me no fit marry any gal mak no Dey work for real
All this jobless girls I won see the outcome in the next few years
RomanceRe: Am I Possessed? by Lance008(m): 11:34am On Oct 01, 2023
Is your financial life okay ?
If yes it might be an allergic
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Busts Into 'zanku' Dance At APC Lagos Rally (PHOTOS) by Lance008(m): 4:34pm On Sep 30, 2023
hisexcellency34:
If not for 2023, why will this drug addict be supporting this old man again
He don achieve he dreams now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 30th September 2023 by Lance008(m): 3:52pm On Sep 30, 2023
Abeg crystal maintain win because Chelsea lose Dey front
PoliticsRe: Obaseki To Shaibu: Dropping Your Guber Ambition, Only Pathway To Reconciliation by Lance008(m): 7:31pm On Sep 27, 2023
Never
You can decide for your fellow man because of friendship
FamilyRe: Please I Need Advice To Evict My Step Brother From My Family House by Lance008(m): 6:24pm On Sep 27, 2023
You don pursue am 😂😂😂😂
FamilyRe: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by Lance008(m): 10:14am On Sep 27, 2023
Fred166:
Everyone should be guarded, vigilant and observant, whether you are surrounded by bush or not please be vigilant. These snakes are so creepy

By the God Grace i own my house, it’s a 2 apartment bungalow with a 3 bedroom flat each. I occupy the front flat while my tenant occupy the back flat. Everywhere in my house is neat and tiled including my compound, I’m not surrounded by bush, I even stay in an Estate but it’s still a mystery how this snake get into my house.

On my way back from work, I stopped by to pick my wife from her shop, as at 7:30 when we got home, I walked towards the small fridge in our dining room to grab some chilled beer, I noticed something fell from the cotton pole, the moment I shined the torch light, it was a black snake then it ran behind the fridge. I couldn’t believe my eyes. I shouted Jesus see snake. My wife carried my daughter and ran outside to the main gate. I could even hear her voice shouting “babe you must kill that snake, I’m not sleeping in that house if you don’t kill that snake”

Well, My tenant came to assist me and we finally killed the snake with sticks and stones. I’m a brave man grin

I’m so curious right now because you can’t see a cockroach or rat in my house not to talk of snake. How that snake got into my house is a mystery. My baby is almost one year and she crawls around.

Who else has experience this before? And what kind of snake is that? Is it venomous?
What about if he crawls from ur ceiling ?
PoliticsRe: Update On Murdered Rivers DPO: Police Arrests One Of 2baba's Boys by Lance008(m): 5:48am On Sep 27, 2023
Supremos:
This is very laudable. Imagine a cult group having over 40 guns.
Na militant no be cult groups
RomanceRe: I Think I Am running Mad by Lance008(m): 2:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
Go hospital bro No Dey find help from people mak need help
I laugh u
CrimeRe: Police Apprehends One Of The Killers Of Rivers DPO, Bako Angbashim (VIDEO) by Lance008(m): 12:39pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dem try put Na the 2baba we want he own don too much and also the corpse of the DPO for a proper burial
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Police Give Update On Autopsy by Lance008(m): 6:47am On Sep 26, 2023
yinkus6750:
How long is the autopsy report suppose to take ?
That's the information that should be given.
This has turned to a public case, nothing to hide on the matter.
The tension keeps increasing
Bro dem won scam the public just beleive looking for a way to free naira with the results
Dem go soon lie say na seizure kill am due to over dose of drug jus to free naira marley and Sam Larry
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad: Police Give Update On Autopsy by Lance008(m): 6:44am On Sep 26, 2023
What about If Nigeria police lie say na seizure kill am due to overdose of drugs
U know say dem naira Marley don partially free so
Nigeria police can lie
Autopsy preliminary result don't take 24hrs


Autopsies usually take two to four hours to perform. Preliminary results can be released within 24 hours, but the full results of an autopsy may take up to six weeks to prepare.
RomanceRe: I Dodged A Sex Trap That Could Have Ruined My Life. by Lance008(m): 12:07am On Sep 26, 2023
Abeg explain make we learn
To be honest failed people want u ruined by all means
FamilyRe: When A 70 Years Old Man Behaves Foolishly, How Do You Handle It? by Lance008(m): 2:02pm On Sep 25, 2023
Only way is court case or u lose everything because of age or family
Bro Na court case now we no more in a stone era
Report to nearest police station
FamilyRe: Ochuko Uzere: Missing Person, Lost At Sea In Patani River And Its Environs by Lance008(m): 10:47am On Sep 25, 2023
Is the guy found yet if not Na another thing now
FamilyRe: Do Not Have Children If You Are Barely Surviving by Lance008(m): 8:11am On Sep 25, 2023
Joking apart
He no make sense
RomanceRe: I Just Got 100 Million Offer From Marlian Record Should I Sign(pics) by Lance008(m): 4:34am On Sep 25, 2023
Bluezy13:
This dbull, you no dey open mouth sing song...
Dey always sing like say you carry boil for mouth.

I admire your efforts but this your song dey like 2005-2008 song.
Bro Na style
Na watin mak me like am be that
RomanceRe: I Just Got 100 Million Offer From Marlian Record Should I Sign(pics) by Lance008(m): 4:33am On Sep 25, 2023
Iamdbull:
The song is not out yet, I will let you know when it drops
💯
Bro Abeg no give up I be ur big fans keep pushing till the nation hear ur voice
Bro u Dey try no allow cheap trolls tell u say u no Dey try
One love ❤️
PoliticsRe: Wike Revokes 22 Allocations, Gives 3-month Grace To 21 Embassies, 168 Others by Lance008(m): 9:50pm On Sep 24, 2023
Bad man wike
RomanceRe: I Just Got 100 Million Offer From Marlian Record Should I Sign(pics) by Lance008(m): 9:16pm On Sep 24, 2023
Change caption
Go straight to business
This is ur career
Give us full song link mak we stream
RomanceRe: I Just Got 100 Million Offer From Marlian Record Should I Sign(pics) by Lance008(m): 9:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
Illegal1:
omoh.........E no go beta for dat person wen dey gv u hard drugs.


abeg quit now b4 its too late.
He Dey use he career play
Continue fooling yourself Na u go regret
U try to be honest but change that naira Marley there no more Marlins

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