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3 most important things are:

1. At least a person (new comer/convert)
2. Your bible
3. Your spirit mind (heart of worship)

My nigga @ primary school
More years bro

Xisnin:
That is your life goal.
You may clock 60 before you wake up.

See this mumu
Na me say make u no get di*k?

It was a sorry case that PMB dos not av a duplicate of his weac certificate.

Well you need not to present it again cos is almost late, 2019 is all you have because my Nigerians as Atikulate.

I strongly believe i'll fvck this Aunty puna

Op is it Pastor Oyedepo u saw or Bishop Oyedepo?
Cos am confused

Someone that will still spend years like Ibori in Uk

Tetuila and Azadus music career don collapse since Obansajo government

CreepyBlackpool:
I know a guy that spent 3yrs in the friendzone. He later helped share the wedding iv card for the girl and her husband.

For real
What a wicked world

Forherman:
I'm the heart shape, and I can give you a heart attack

Wow
Heart sharp are gud in f..king

Please I don't know how to approach a woman I am a young man of 28 years and I have never had a girlfriend please help me.

NOC1:
And this...

Ayama
Abeg put graphic for that pix
So na this Kai butt u dey fvck NOC1?
Am sure this ur babe

GrabHisBalls:
LOL, @ the inverted shape.

I think there are more shapes than have been discovered.

Which one is urs

So how dos that make Buhari present his WAEC certificate?

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So how do you know which type of butt you have? There are two main factors at play: the shape and size of your pelvis and the size of your glutes (specifically, how much fat you have on your cheeks). Here’s a breakdown of each and every booty:

1. Square
Schulman says this is the most common shape, especially in younger women. “In a square buttock, the hips and pelvis are the same width, giving a very boxy appearance,” he says.

2. V-Shape
This shape is seen in women with narrower hips and wider shoulders, as that angles the backside into a narrow “v” shape.

3. A-Shape
Women with wide hips will most likely have wider butts that look like the shape of a capital “A” from behind.

4. Round
Big booties seen on the likes of J.Lo and the Kardashian clan have a certain gravity-defying quality that Schulman classifies as “round”.

5. Upside-Down Heart
This type is flatter at the top and fuller at the bottom of the cheeks. “In this shape, the buttock and hips are relatively round; however, there is more volume at the outer-lower portion of the buttock,” says Schulman. “This is a very natural-looking shape and the shape that you most commonly will see on bikini models.

Op must be suffering from cataracttttttt

Jamb question
So na me he suppose love?
Rubbishhhh

This people no know kwarans oooo
Many of them will sell/exchange their vote with money. Saraki wey sabi play his card

Notryme80:
fear in complexion...
When is the funeral pls?
Abi u were too obsessed with fauck matters and didn't check ur post ni

It seems u're ready this from Nokia 3310
Ode

QueenBelle:
what rubbish

I guess ur name is one of the above
I u truly no am saying the truth

Omoekun931:
Baba add Bose. The girl wan kill me

Lol
I'll advise u call it quit b4 u RIP
Bose are gud type I swear just that they love sucking

5. Folake
Many people with this name are husband/boyfriend snatcher, they chop d*ck just the way monkey chop banana. They are always tall and slim

4. Kemi
95% of ladies that bears this name are butticious (big ass), and so friendly. They are sex addicted cause many of them start having sex as a teenagers due to the big ass they carried .

1. Ronke
90% of people that bears this name luv to fvck round, they are always pretty and endowed.


2. Shade
Many that bears this name are always fair in complexion, and also calm in nature but never joke with jock stick (d*ck). They can cover any distance to have it.

3. Titi
People that bears this name are talkative. They can abusive anybody irrespective of the age . Many of them also like fvcking up & down but they like doing their things codedly.

madapcmod:
The hunger and suffering dey touch everyone including ab0ki people.

Sai Baba don turn to Kai Baba!

Even the abokis don no say dey make big mistake

kullozone:
In the first place, a guy earning 35k and getting married should be a crime

Funny u
Minimum wage is 18k
And many people still settle down with that