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Neymar1095:
Just on nairaland Here, Neymar transfer saga filled more than 40pages on barca thread talkless of social media platforms. Psg gained 1.2million new followers on instagram from july to August 4 when they announced Neymar 400,000 people visited psg official website the day Neymar was signed. And the lier called woodward is claiming 75% more interaction that part is garbage.

You forget Woodward is a vice chairman of one of the most respected football club in the world and won't come out to give information that is false, they at the club know the true figures, all we know here are just what our eyes tell us.. You can't argue with someone who is more aware of club and players happenings than us the fans

Just want to say a big thank you to everyone that attacked me, mocked me, Adviced me, encouraged me, I say a very big thank you, in spite of everything, I got help, I am not a scammer and will never be, I can't swindle someone off his or her hard earned money under false pretense, I know how it is to work and earn a living, it's not easy. My story is quite a long one, but just note that my story led me to come here to ask for help... Thanks to you all once again

I hope to make better use of what I have got.. God bless you all

Neymar1095:
Rubbish Absolutely rubbish. Neymar alone has more fans on social media platforms than Manchester United and Sanchez combined.

Having more fans does make his move the most discussed on social media, you seem to have forgotten The Epl is the most followed and watched league in the world and Arsenal and Man United are two of the most popular and followed clubs in the world, these are factors that made Sanchez's move to Manchester United overtake Neymar's move as the most talked about on social media

Fans of different teams in the EPL and clubs from other leagues were all interested in the deal, another factor again is the time it took, it kept people on the edge of their seats, made people keep refreshing different media outlets for latest news, Neymar's move was straight forward and again PSG are not as popular as Arsenal and Man United

Shey you get?

funlord:
Oga...I'm in the food section because I am a good cook and a free spirit! I have the ability to "touch" who ever I want because I live in the shadows and the females who matter know that about me! Abeg I no sabi you before so anyhow you choose to live online is your business! Elrony can help you with some prayers or alms if need be! If you are ever in my town and need some good kush and alcohol then use the number in my profile and come and get twisted on my bil FOCl...but this reverse psychology ish is being sent straight to voicemail cuz ain't no charity on my NL itinerary! Good luck with the rest of these dudes my alobam....

Lol, it wasn't reverse psychology bro, I just said that for the fun of it, that was why I used the word "you for" ,to show it has passed.. Was just saying bro. Thanks, I will give you a call if and when I am in your city

funlord:



Nna...help me see person oh? Come cast boys With poverty yarns for where we don dey quietly inject smallies...come dey expect back up after the smallies don behead am for spoiling their blues? Nothing wey person no go see for this forum sha

Lol, so na wetin dey carry you go food section be that? Lol, you sef for use am strategy na, you for ask for my bank details make the smallies reason your matter wella say you be big boy

Eruditor:
Ok whatever.

Thanks for the wish although it is afternoon where I am.

Alright bro, have a great day

Eruditor:
So which life would you rather be living?

That of an asskisser or living la vida broka.



I could have charged the joke to you but you would not afford it.

And yea, I am taking "cheap" shots, so you'd be sure to relate. I mean considering your situation...

The fact that I am struggling does not stop me from saying my mind or the truth, there is a saying that goes "eye when dey cry dey see road" .. So you can make fun of my situation all you want, I am not bothered or shaken but I still stand on my ground that you are an ass licker, One thing I know for sure is that I'd rather come online to ask for help or carry bags of cement to earn a living than lick ass for free. That will be all from me to you for now

Have a wonderful night

funlord:
Guy no use me do bullet proof....a real man does not act this way...leave story! I did not even shame you...it was all those young girls who did! You even embarrassed me and the other dudes on there... And are you actually doubting if I know who is married or single on that thread? Never question what you see me write on this forum bro...I'm the rabbit hole...I run very deep! By the way You have parents, siblings, friends, you even can do manual labor or if you've got the balls crime sef dey so abeg spare us these Oliver twist sermons...and to think you were the one insulting lordcat on here the other time? But look at you now....anyway I blame buharindo my nigga....bye bye oh...

I am not doubting what you know about those peeps there, you didn't get my point, I meant my intention wasn't to solely ask for help from wives and single mothers which was why I asked if the section was strictly for married women and single mothers, I only came here because I felt that section had the most receiving people


I apologized to lordcat and we moved on, who are you to Judge how a real man acts or does not act, has life ever been so frustrating to you that you have no other option than to ask for help from people you don't know, or you think I don't have pride as a man? Sir I put that aside when I couldn't take it anymore, and I believe that is better than taking my own life, I have family and friends but it's not everything I will start saying on a public forum for everyone to see, that was why it pained me when you guys called me a scammer, because if you guys had first asked me privately what the matter really was, you would have understood why I came online to seek help, like I said, it would be stupid of me to just come straight to nairaland to seek help without doing that offline from people I know.. You just don't understand bro

mitchyy:
Just let go and move on. If you are truly hustling to feed, you'll pass through this phase and look back to laugh at this situation on day. That is how life is.

Thanks a lot ma'am, aside financial assistance, this was what I needed most, words of encouragement.. Thank you so much, God bless you abundantly

joeace2020:
haha.. choi! What a shameless mofo. But this one wey e never deactivate wetin happen naw? Mercy for the wicked?

I am shameless because I came online to ask for help? Mr funlord, where in that section did they include it was strictly for married women and single mothers? You talk loose honestly

Y'all talk like your lives are perfect when in the real sense you are all struggling to survive, but because it is a faceless forum, we all have the perfect lives, I should deactivate for being real with my situation? I should deactivate for not faking my way of life? I should deactivate for facing my reality? Y'all need to get down from your high horses mehn and view life from a different perspective


For the record Mr funlord, while you were busy shaming me on the thread, someone mature enough was busy asking for proof and my account details when I provided enough proof and evidence, I'm just glad not everyone reason the way you do, or else the helpless and poor would have lost their voices. I saw how you reacted when you were accused of being a scammer, you didn't like it but you feel you have the right to label another person as such without evidence or proof, How good are you? You know how to dish out what you can't take in return, It pays to apply wisdom in everything we do in life


Bye

ifyalways:
Yes, if you are hungry, coming online with free phone, wifi or data is the last thing you will think of. Go out and hustle for money.
I went somewhere today (an estate) and in one single street, I counted about four building sites with workers including a middle ages woman backing a child WORKING. I went there to enquire cos of that woman and was told it's 3,000 ngn per day. No experience or cv required. Walk in, change clothes, carry pan and shovel and Work.

There's no town or village without some form of blue collar job readily available. So drop the borrowed phone, leave free data or wifi, go out and EARN YOUR KEEP!

Alright ma'am, thank you

1Sharon:
Wait you mean you never asked ppl for food but instead came online hoping for ppl to put money in ur account?

if I hadn't exhausted all my options I wouldn't come here to ask for help, it would be stupid of me to just come straight to nairaland to seek help, I have asked for food, but food for just a day, I have asked for money but it has led to insults, what more can I do? I decided to expand my options to nairaland, that didn't yield any result either and honestly I wish I didn't. I became frustrated to the point that I had to put my pride and shame aside to come ask for help here knowing fully well what people will call me but I still hoped I would see someone willing to help.. One thing is for sure.. i am not a scammer, but it's fine, I understand why you had to call me that

Thanks for your time ma'am

1Sharon:
Yeah right. A truly hungry person won't even think about going online. They will ask the people around them for food. Family, friends, neighbours, traders. People who they know and can see

Alright, thank you

Can you believe that this girl is actually going to every thread I commented in to call me a scammer?

May help never come to you when you desperately need it and may people also call you a scammer when you seek for their help

Have a blessed night people

1Sharon:
Should a hungry persons priority be browsing the net or actively looking for food?

I don't know if I should look for food by stealing or Buy food by showing the seller my empty pockets, I only came online to seek help, I didn't come online to browse through and comment on every topic, I only came online to see if I can get help and if it is fruitless, I go offline because it is not my data.. I was only expanding my options and trying different source

1Sharon:
SCAMMER SCAMMER SCAMMER!

How does a person who claims is barely able to feed afford a data to browse the net?

Simple question

Thinking smart is free ma'am, Buying data is not the only means of coming online.. Think. Is it everyone that buys data to come online? Think ma'am think

Smh, Nigerians think someone that can not afford to feed is not permitted to be online.. Smh, did you stop to think if I am using hot-spot, Wi-Fi? A borrowed phone or sim?

That is a very slow way to think honestly.. What's funny is that you guys actually think you are RIGHT, it's really funny.. Well it's all good

1Sharon:
You are still a baby scammer. Ur format was poor

May you also not be accused of something you are not, I guess you were an adult scammer, hence the reason why you know who a baby scammer is.. I don't know what you stand to gain by tarnishing my image, have you asked for proof that I did not show you? So why call me what you are not sure of or have any evidence to show? I guess you must feel like a smart lady for uncovering a scam, a scam that is non existent

Please if you can not prove to everyone here that I am a scammer, I'd advice you not speak ill of me again because I didn't come up here asking for school fees or medical bills, I was straight forward with what I really needed which was a little assistance so I can feed, you want proof, you ask for it and I will show it to you.. Please please and please, don't accuse me falsely

1Sharon:
Bwahaha

E-begger, NL has wisened up. No free money here anymore

May you not be in a situation where you will require the help of another to survive and what you get instead of help is Mockery, You get what you give, but I pray for you, you won't experience it

I came here to ask for financial assistance because I felt the people here are the warmest and most receiving but instead you guys turned around to mock me and laugh at me, and me not knowing what was happening was busy thanking you guys for the referral and attention , not knowing I was being made jest of. Honestly that wasn't cool, do you realize the shame I felt coming here to ask for help, do you know how it feels to barely feed, my situation has led me into severe depression and I have contemplated suicide countless times but the best I could get from here was mockery, at least your words of encouragement would have been of help to me

Honestly it wasn't fair what you did to me

elrony:
Which one is "Personal Voltron " again?


Defender of the Ass licker?

Cc: Lannister20

Exactly, have you ever seen someeso defensive of an ass licker before?

randomperson:
you're not even making sense... 99% of the comments of 99% of the members of this page and section is usually related to one thing, their club...

One could as well ask why an adult is bothered about one club and some players that know nothing about him and spends hours of his day discussing issues relating to them... to the point that he's so disturbed about another person discussing another topic on the thread... is that not fanaticism?

Your hypocrisy is so obvious, it's sickening. You can't counter his point, so your last resort is to start shouting ass-licking

You obviously can't stand up to him point by point so please let others who can counter him reply... You just shut up, sit down and be humble

I can see you are his personal voltron, because I don't seem to understand why you are taking a piss with another person's Di.ck , even to the point of throwing jibes on his behalf, you seem to take it more personal than the culprit himself.. Get your face out another man's ass and see if you won't start making sense, I don't banter with bitches.. I have made my point known to the guy, he has moved on and I have also, get your face out his ass and you will realize that you are fighting a war that doesn't exist


And oh, your first paragraph shows that you think with the surface of your head l, because a smart person would know that 99% of people's post here contains club analysis, player criticism, transfer details, trolling and so on. This is what you compare with someone's post that 99% of it contains the defense of Pep, You have seen more Di.cks than Bobrisky mate, cause your Di.ck riding skill is out of this world, and to think your mates are seeing more pussies than a midwife. Pathetic

Bye

randomperson:
Firstly, you or your conduct are not the standard for good nairaland behavior, so what you do or don't do is immaterial...

it's not out of place neither is it uncommon for people to go to threads of rival clubs to push agendas, to troll the fans or to start up arguments.

just yesterday, utd fans were all over Chelsea's thread trolling them over their loss. nd in fact, united fans go to other threads regularly for Herrera vs kante arguments, to criticize hazard or even to criticize other managers...

So crying wolf when someone comes to your thread and is not even trolling reinforces the idea that you're disturbed by what he's saying

I repeat, it's not everytime we jump on the opportunity to defend a player, coach or the club, that is fanatism and not patriotism, having a party on the Chelsea thread whenever their team loses is not new, unless you are new to this side of the forum, I am sure you see United supporters debating non Man Utd issues on the Chelsea thread, having conversations about an issue that is not United related, But when a United fan only goes to the Chelsea thread when The name United or mourihno is mentioned, that is undiluted ass licking and nothing more, especially when he or she rides on the Di.ck of another

And I am not disturbed by whatever he says, I am irritated that some can put in so much effort and time into ass licking and Di.ck riding, I don't know what else to call someone who 99% of the time defends pep in all of his comments, both here and on the Chelsea thread, isn't that disturbing?

Eruditor:
I see it. You made none.

I never intended to make any, I only intended to point out your ass licking and obsession

Lana1:
So based on logistics, u re around 200 yrs old...

Methuselah Jnr.

Lol, I meant 2 decades, I had no idea I said 20

Eruditor:
What you did now is called fallacy of ellipsis. You purposely misquoted me to perpetuate your narrative. Not the first time it will happen here though.

Keywords:

I come where? HERE (united thread)
When? Once in a while.
Why? If Pep is insulted (lies told etc) and I am in the mood.

I never thought "here" to be some place else other the United thread

If the Last 3 to 4 days is "once in a while" then I think I have been misinformed

"I am in the mood" I believe that mood comes anytime Pep is mentioned for the wrong reasons

see why I said there isn't any other point to make

Eruditor:
Well. Someone with sense did not see that the emphasis was on "coming to the united thread".

"I have no business with United, I only come here if pep is insulted" what other point are you trying to make? It is as straight forward as it is, you only come here when Pep is insulted and for no other reason, that is ass licking and obsession at the highest level, and to think you are not getting paid


You are really someone with sense

randomperson:
Does the man utd board know of your existence, does mourinho know of any lannister on nairaland? Yet you cheer for them and argue on their behalf every time...

so all what you just wrote is plain hypocrisy and it shows that you're disturbed by the work is doing here

Do you see me go to the Chelsea thread every time the name "mourihno" is mentioned? And you bringing the club I support into it is just baseless, and as much s I am a fan of Man United, you don't see me going to other threads to defend them every chance I get, that will make me a fanatic or an obsessed fan

And what work is being done here? The only work I see here is Intensive ass licking and it is a pity it doesn't come with a pay or income

Imagine someone with sense saying he only comes here when pep is insulted, as if Pep is his father, I have never seen this level of ass licking and obsession in my more than 20 decades in this world

If only Pep knew he had a personal Voltron on nairaland.. Pathetic

NairalandCS:
She for help but the guy no present the thing well.

Presentation is key.

How sir? I wasn't and still isn't sure anybody was going to help me on here honestly but I decided to try because I am tired, I figured if someone showed interest then I would explain all and even show him/her my bank balance to prove that I am not lying or taking advantage of anybody, If you read my post again you will see uncertainty in it, I was only trying honestly because I didn't think anyone would trust me enough to want to help me, I didn't want to come out here to lie that I needed money for school fees, hospital or those things people lie about, my bank balance and pockets read zero, zero kobo, it's so bad that I don't even look forward to the next day and barely eat

rezzy:
@Kanwuliaextra, please, help the less-privilege

Thanks a lot for the referral, God bless you abundantly for me

Is it possible to get financial assistance here from peeps? I know this is not charity organization but I only brought my problem here because this is where I think the warmest people are, 9 in every 10 people lie about their situations just to get people to help them, but I am ready to answer and provide whatever proof you so desire and need.. I in dire need of some financial assistance, I'm not even going to say it's for school fees or for Hospital bill, not at all, cause I would want to be completely honest.. I can barely feed