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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 9:25pm On Feb 01, 2016
ProudOlodo:
You can come and lemme teach you how...not just to eat but enjoy it cool But wait o...how did you survive NYSC camp? You went with pots and hotplate? cheesy
I no serve self,na part time I do.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 8:20pm On Feb 01, 2016
ProudOlodo:
You scared of MamaPuts grin
Habba,mama puts has been feeding people since time immemorial so I don't have issues with them but I don't just knw how to eat their food...you like am abi?.*smiles

@Lero15 thanks.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 4:21pm On Feb 01, 2016
Abimbex007:
Ure welcome bro!
Thank you,I'm honoured.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 11:27am On Feb 01, 2016
amicable09:
Lol. It's alright, soon you will catch Whale! Lol, the biggest!
Yeah, I wish the best for all of us.
abimbawealth:
WELCOME!!!
Thank you.
PoliticsRe: Reps Invite Amaechi Others Over Alleged N1trn Rail Contract Scam by Lanretoye(m): 10:54am On Feb 01, 2016
Wetin concern amaechi with that one nah,na him award am?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 10:51am On Feb 01, 2016
amicable09:
Hahahaha. You go wait behind after service na, the ushers will attend to you and give you the booze ... lol

Lol @induction! Ok na. *smiles.
Are you job hunting? Or you've caught a prey already? lol
Did u say booze?...I'm a vegetarian,lol*
I'm out of job, casting my net tho,hope to catch a big one soon.
For the cooking enh,if I don't do it no body will do it for me and I don't eat meals out.
Moyarh:
Welcome bro
Thanks bro.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 10:02am On Feb 01, 2016
amicable09:
Lanre, male, enjoys cooking!? Now that is the part I fell for! *smiles. Invite me when next you plan on placing a pot on fire... lol, I won't hesitate to honor the invitation.

You are welcome once again. Feel free to chat up anyone, tease, flatter, mingle and e-marry whoever you crush on... lol. We have a lot of beautiful ladies in the house but I must warn you, our ancestors are still with us therefore be courteous! You never may know...

Take your seat next to ksstroud, behind ProudOlodo, before Dahveydson, in the middle of busybeei5 and Geexclusive. Engr Karleone, please sing us the welcome song, thank you. Lero15 - my mingled boo, will give us the welcome address. Thank you for joining us!
My pleasure maam,but you forgot to mention coke and gala. Abi una no dey give new comers for here?
Anyway,thanks for the brief induction.
CrimeRe: Fund Diversion: Pastor Commits Suicide In Lagos Over Accusation by Lanretoye(m): 9:40am On Feb 01, 2016
Which one come be to arrest him wife and son nah?,dem no carry knife to go do forensics.
Boys scout better pass Nigerian police self.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 9:09am On Feb 01, 2016
amicable09:
Welcome to the chatroom Lanre! A quick intro will us good, so we can know our new friend better.


Don't live out your marital status *winks, very important!
Okay,*clears throat*
Name: Lanre
Location: Lagos
Education: Graduate (Economics)
Marital status: Single.
Hobbies: web surfing,pool,cooking
Active in(on NL): Politics,jobs/vacancies

I'm glad to be here.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lanretoye(m): 8:32am On Feb 01, 2016
Joining chat room... Helloooo!
PoliticsRe: We Should All Use Personal Cars, Ben Bruce Tells NASS, Others by Lanretoye(m): 7:22am On Feb 01, 2016
This administration will be just like others if all APC senators don't subscribe to this,it means the CHANGE mantra is just an hoax.
PoliticsRe: #Ekitigate: Aluko Presents Evidence, Claiming It Was Rigged by Lanretoye(m): 7:11am On Feb 01, 2016
The prayer point raised at the last friday area vigil that God should cause misunderstanding between the people who have mutual motive of tormenting and causing hardship for his people.
Indeed,he answers prayers.
PoliticsRe: EkitiGate: ChannelTv Video Of Tope Aluko Revealing How Ekiti Election Was Rigged by Lanretoye(m): 6:52am On Feb 01, 2016
Mynd44 go soon reach here.
PhonesRe: I Switched From Android To Iphone For Two Months. Here's What I Learned by Lanretoye(m): 10:25pm On Jan 31, 2016
YourMain:
Everybody knows iPhones are the best.
*runs away*
If I punch you enh...shay na iphone9 u dey use.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Hate My Job N350,000 ... by Lanretoye(m): 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2016
@ OP- Shay u don achieve ur aim now,na views for NL u want for ur topic and you don get am...bullshit!
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Marries Senami Sosu As Second Wife? - The Capital by Lanretoye(m): 8:16pm On Jan 31, 2016
Walai I no see any sense in this one.
PoliticsRe: Shiite-Army-Clash: Amina Shot In Her Private Part by Lanretoye(m): 3:05pm On Jan 31, 2016
Chai!,dem don tear the net so?
Ma God heal her but next time make she no allow religion or belief fool her,obstructing soldiers wielding guns is the height of foolishness and suicidal.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Replies Presidency: ‘I Am Not A Thief Or Treasury Looter’ by Lanretoye(m): 1:21pm On Jan 31, 2016
The commander in thief has said it all,but his loot be like perfume,e dey smell all over the country.
PoliticsRe: I Just Woke Up To This.. by Lanretoye(m): 12:51pm On Jan 31, 2016
Na awoof dey kill most of nigerians,wen dem give you N100 bonus and they automatically double your regular call tariff.you discover if u recharge without bonus,your airtime lasts longer and your tariff is cheaper than when you are given bonus.
They double your recharge and tripple tarrif.
Bullshii!!!

One day our eyes will be opened to see that we don't get any bonus cos the call charges are high,even with the useless bonuses we are still being ripped.
HealthRe: Mosquito-borne Zika Virus 'spreading Explosively' by Lanretoye(m):
Human beings don kill animals tire and all the animals dey revolt now.
From bush meat(ebola) to rat(lassa) to mosquito(zika)..
Thank God say me I no dey kill rat,na eku gum I dey use and I no dey kill mosquito na otapiapia I dey use.
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Should Not Take A Phone Bible To Church by Lanretoye(m): 10:39am On Jan 31, 2016
OP look at the time you created the topic,where were you supposed to be?. Maybe na morning mass you go tho.

Anyway,na anyhow you like make you take interpret the scripture. Most men of God/god dey use electronic bible for untop alter.
PoliticsRe: Nigera's National ID Number by Lanretoye(m): 8:16am On Jan 31, 2016
Small time some ppl go get access to the data to dey take send useless messages to ppl.
Since 2years now I applied no info abt the card,even wen I checked their website for info nothing about my registration.I'm sure the funds for that purpose has passed through a "-GATE".
PoliticsRe: I Found Myself In PDP By Accident - Bafarawa by Lanretoye(m): 10:33pm On Jan 30, 2016
Air,water or road accident?.
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Visits Awujale Of Ijebuland (Photos) by Lanretoye(m): 12:03pm On Jan 30, 2016
ademega:
short of words honestly.... this king is great. it's not like normal king that sits in the place expecting stolen money from subjects and politicians. let me say... I see this king becoming the president one day
...Then someone came to wake you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Government Job And A Firm: Time To Pick One by Lanretoye(m): 6:41pm On Jan 29, 2016
heywhytech1:
Am. A B.sc holder so I will be on level 8, but that this salary, I never also realize that State salary is that poor until now,you can also verify
Bros pls take the civil service job no matter the agency/parastatal,you can always find ur way around redeployment.work is not always abt salary even in shell,I'm not encouraging corruption tho.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Government Job And A Firm: Time To Pick One by Lanretoye(m): 3:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
IMO,any jop that will pay you multiples of your stated amount is most likely a graduate job and I don't think any govt agency or parastatal pays as poor as that for a grad on level 7/8.
However,the future of the coy and your job security should be considered.I worked with a firm for 3years and just one Govt regulation/policy affected the company existence and I became jobless.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu Flaunts His Eight Mobile-Phones On Instagram(photo) by Lanretoye(m): 1:17pm On Jan 29, 2016
Too few,he needs abt 16 for his kind of profession.
PoliticsRe: Corruption: Nigeria Ranked 136th Among 168 Nations by Lanretoye(m): 8:28am On Jan 29, 2016
E pass some ppl jamb score.
PoliticsRe: Why Does The Media Hate Wike So Much But Like Amaechi? by Lanretoye(m): 7:49am On Jan 29, 2016
08046985611 call media and ask her.
PoliticsRe: The Senate Has Sworn In Ovie Omo-agege As Senator Representing Delta Central. by Lanretoye(m): 7:47am On Jan 29, 2016
datola:
Omo-Agege, Lagos?
I wonder oo,small time now omo oshodi go become senator for kano.
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Man To Inform Police Anytime He Plans To Sleep With A Woman by Lanretoye(m): 7:36am On Jan 29, 2016
Officer,I wan bleep tomorrow oo,if u like talk say I no tell u.

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