₦airaland Forum

Learn to mind your business in lagos...get proper description before u leave for where you don't knw(google map works and nairalanders help too),hold ur change and enough to get you to and fro,take a bike/cab in the worst case...never ask someone like me a foolish question cos I never wait to hear let alone to answer.

As far as I am concerned,iPOD is a gadget. Ipob issue is getting boring,infact the course has been "technically defeated".

After going through all these,a civilian will now say a female army cadet is beautiful,what an insult...lol

Akathriel:
@PentiumPro - No offence pls but everytime I look at your DP, I always fantasize about your thighs, u know, I have never felt something this big before and I have been curious to know or feel what is happening therein, but I get a very strong feeling that you owe me a very handsome & intelligent bouncing baby boy.

But how to implant the seed in your womb - whether by consensual IVF or the ancient missionary style a.k.a father & mother is what I have not yet figured out.

Anyways, I think Ambode should relax those traffic laws.

Hmmm,see wetin pentium microprocessor dey do for you,if u come see core i7 wetin go happen?.lol

Cutehector:
a lot of graduates who studied mass communication are out there yet u will still see a lot of faces u saw wen u were much younger in nta.

To be frank, i"v neva even seen any publication where nta sef dey recruit.

You blame the man,I no sure say the station still get human resources dept. Btw wetin una dey watch for NTA self,channels no dey show for una side?...

mynd1:
Good decision. Now our minister petroleum (state)mr Kachiku can now face his work properly without any distraction.

God bless Nigeria.

Thanks for reminding them that he is still the minister of state for petroleum resources,see them dey shout already like say them don collect their bread.

Oga fayose,no rush atall,ur tempo go soon reduce.

When a senate president is made in aba,he can never last.

Na wah oo,may God continue to shield us from untimely death and rest the soul of the departed in peace.

Vanquay:
40 and single?...That's some weird shiit?

Did you read the part that says the house help is a witch...when village witch dey live with person,if na woman,she go dey look like man for other men eyes and vice versa.when woman dey look like man,how men wan take toast her?
Dem serious for her matter so tey dem give her orderly wey go dey with her 24/7.

moscobabs:
He looks like one of Nairaland moderators

What are you insinuating?

austin2all:
Arrest the bank manager

Wetin be bank manager own?,you for say make dem go arrest the village witch wey follow the receptionist go bank nah.
Abeg make me self blame jona today joor...

Eeyah,its a pity...
Prolly one person lied through an arraggee genotype test,I think all of you should go for a confirmation test but if things are still the same,u should just relocate to reedeem camp(real madrid) or synagogue (barca). Depending on which one of them you choose, someday in one of those night vigils God might just decide to have mercy on you and ur family.

Masculity:
some post go fey wake dead body. Lol. Chai

If person mention me even for my sleep,I dey wake...see the time wey u dey mention me,some minutes past 1, *carries the Bible,reading isaiah 54vs17*...lol

Charmerbeautylooks:
It's good! Bt wot on earth is she doing wit dat old man? Money? OK ooo, driver go dey Bleep her to her satisfaction!

That is love at first sight,ask the lady she will tell u.

"U say oga is beautiful,you are a bastard"

naijapips02:
maybe it's the only piece of cloth he has. Don't judge.

In our land,any soap you bathe with on the day a terrible thing happens will only be used again when you want to refer to the incidence.
I'm sure since that day,he just washed the cloth and kept for reference.

If the reason they want to pay u 80k is cos of ur level of education,I'll advice that u take the job.since you are really good at it,it won't take up to 6months before you prove ur worth to them,then you threaten them with resignation.I bet by then they will beg to price u with ur real value.
Ur kind of profession allows income aside from salary,take the job and continue to manage that ur show that's not flourishing. someday,things might just take shape.

For treating corrupt govt officials.

Kx:
Like seriously, apart from economy and business class, does arik planes have first class?
All the same, why rationalize business class when u could have flown economy but chose not to?

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thank you oo,me I feel say na business class be the only premium class wey arik get oo.
The last time I checked,Arik only has business (premium) class and economy (budget).
Dear senator,not all Nigerians are 3 for N10.

When u recharge N100 and you get N300 + 5mb=license to post rubbish.

'False alert' by Frank donga

News for social media na head/tail,fish or crab,hit of miss.
Its so funny how some people just sit down and compose fake stories to post online with sauce instead of source and some nairalanders will just believe like love at first sight.

obasiken:
The budget office has affirmed that in terms of both capital and recurrent allocations, the draft budget has put far more money in the 17 teaching hospitals than it did in the State House Clinic.
Mr spokesman, Tell us how much more. Comparing one clinic for a few people with 17 teaching hospitals that take care of millions of citizens across the nations. Yet yur president does not even use his state house clinic.

don't start a new week this way...
The spokesman only denied the allegation,he didn't compare,probably you misconstrued.

Did I read a part of the story where they wrote 'the affected cadet'...the only person that was affected is the Sunny nah,the cadets na culprit dem be.

Y dem go allow kenya make e enter the race,marathon na stroll for their own side fa.

Kenya guys be like shao khan for mortal combat game,dem be cheat.some times I dey wonder if spring dey inside their leg.
If I see kenya people for race,I no go run.

When u dey school and u have N999 in ur account then u will knw that N1 is useful...just pay that N1 into ur account and collect N1000 from ATM and you are good to go for the next 5days.

Kay512:
Show me the road to Lagos biko

Wen ur mates don dey road dey run,u still dey ughele...anyway na gap u give them,I believe u.

mrlaw93:
Have u taken ur meds..

He don modify am,make we pardon him.

Him say na watch him buy.

JustOzito:
I love scrabble... I wish to marry a man that can compete with me. so help me God

Na you win planet championship now...I go challenge you self.

Good morning,wish us all wonderful day.

Oba odo(youthfull king).

ikaboy:
Not a big deal. That is why the budget has to go through the senate for ratification.

Tell some people bro,if it's expected to be perfect then no need for ratification.besides is it not better than pass and approve pattern that was preciously obtainable?.
Btw,who go ratify the senate and NA budget?.

If I say make dem gimme iphone6 for afternoon dem no go gimme,dem no go knw say na burn everything go burn for evening.

ProudOlodo:
Sweet escape A time will come when MamaPuting shall be inevitable

You and this your mama put ehn,I hope she has not done strong things to you oo...
amicable09 if you are not asleep yet pls come and see this olodo guy oo.

Proudolodo if you are not married yet,God will bless you as soon so that ur wife can deliver you from that mama who will always give you what she has and not what you want.