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Politics › Re: 'I Never Thought I'd Become First Lady In My Life' - Patience Jonathan by Lanretoye(m): 3:04pm On May 18, 2015
We know,thats why you and ur husband never had any good agenda for this country.
Politics › Re: President Of World Bank, Jim Yong Kim, Commends D'banj by Lanretoye(m): 2:50pm On May 18, 2015
I need to take 8btls of very chilled ORIGIN before i belive this.
Politics › Re: Uju Hassan-Baba Appointed As Acting Executive-Secretary Of NIPC By Jonathan by Lanretoye(m):
BAGCO SUPER SACK
Pets › Re: How Can I Get This Breed Of Dog (pics) by Lanretoye(m): 3:16pm On May 15, 2015
tafolayan90:
You are not ready you are just posting for fun I told you I have one and you said you were going to call since then I nev heard from you
How much is yours
Romance › Re: 7 Things You Must Never Do During Self-pleasure Or Masturbation by Lanretoye(m): 12:17pm On May 15, 2015
marshalcarter:
grin

#singin..how would you lyk to smoke sum weed#
I have some marijuana in my house that i would like to smoke with you... grin
Romance › Re: IS It Wrong To Sleep With 99% Of The Girls In Your Department In School? by Lanretoye(m): 12:07pm On May 15, 2015
OP you are a bloody lier, so you mean if 50 girls are in your department you have slept with 49 of them and you are already romancing the last girl...which babalawo prepare your jazz and which school you go? grin
Politics › Re: If APC Did Not Win, I Knew I Was Going To Be In Trouble- Gov Amaechi by Lanretoye(m): 11:38am On May 15, 2015
modestbrowser:
For your mind.
Why not wait to see if the game changers will perform well before giving them honours others haven't approved?
I will advise you travel out of the country so you won't be part of the change cos it is sacrosanct.
Crime › Re: 35-year-old Man Arrested For Touching Women’s Boobs And Buttocks At Lagos Hotel by Lanretoye(m): 11:31am On May 15, 2015
OP said New Life Hotel and not New Life Church. Abi Make guys nor touch Olosho bosoms and buttocks again?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria Unemployment Down To 6.4%... NBS. Same With Denmark....up GEJ by Lanretoye(m):
Nairaland Economics Class. (ECO 101)

Op: Nigeria's unemployment rate is down to 6.4% which is equivalent to that of Denmark. which figure of speech is that?...

Nairalanders: IRONY !!!

OP: Clap for yourselves, you are right.
Romance › Re: For Males, Can You Marry A Woman That Can't Cook? by Lanretoye(m): 8:56am On May 15, 2015
you better start to dey learn if you no sabi...
Politics › Re: You Have No Excuse For Failure, Lamido, Aliyu Tell Buhari by Lanretoye(m): 8:36am On May 15, 2015
failures looking for cohort...they still failed even when they had all machinery at their disposal and now they want to put another person to suicidal commitment. shior!!!
Celebrities › Re: 9ice And Funke Akindele Dancing At Tunde & Wunmi Obe’s Party [Photos] by Lanretoye(m): 3:33pm On May 14, 2015
Yustash001:
Why 9ice come do like imbe.cile in the last pics.....
shoki is an imbecilic dance. grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Massive Recruitment At Federal Polytechnic Ondo State by Lanretoye(m): 12:55pm On May 14, 2015
OP thanks for the info, ayaff applied.
Family › Re: Hello Nairalanders!! Meet My Mom And I by Lanretoye(m): 3:45pm On May 13, 2015
ahsekeena:
U won't understand.



Its not just possible.


I'm just gonna make sure I have a very beautiful relationship with my kids. Its all I can do.
Thats where maturity comes in,things may not be smooth in days past but there is still room for amendments and possibilities...if she is still alive,then its not late. whatever it is,your mum will always be your mum and she deserves all the ballyhoo.
Crime › Re: Four Bag 24 Years Imprisonment For Stealing Petrol by Lanretoye(m): 11:27am On May 13, 2015
Elslim:
and the peron dat stole 25billion naira was giving a 3million naira fine.... NSIJA
That is inequality before the law.
Politics › Re: If You Are Given The Choice To Offer One Of Your Children As A Sacrifice by Lanretoye(m): 10:26am On May 13, 2015
May i never get that choice IJN...you sacrifice one child finish they wont tell you that small time you would have to sacrifice another one.
Family › Re: Hello Nairalanders!! Meet My Mom And I by Lanretoye(m): 10:11am On May 13, 2015
ahsekeena:
True...but its just too late. U can't teach an old dog a new trick.
Ko possible ni
what!!!,Bleep ur not a dog...you can learn it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kim Jong-un EXECUTES His Defence Minister By Anti-aircraft Fire - For Dozing Off by Lanretoye(m): 10:09am On May 13, 2015
death penalty for sleeping?...olorun ma je ki a ti oju orun de oju iku ooo.
Politics › Re: Civil Servants Beg For Money, Foodstuffs Due To Unpaid Salaries by Lanretoye(m): 9:23am On May 13, 2015
OkuDiOver1:
Its even worst here in Osun state. God must punish Aregbe and his partners in crime (state governors) .
eeyah...
Politics › Re: Osun Workers Give Aregbesola 14 Days Ultimatum As His First Son Gets Arrested by Lanretoye(m): 9:18am On May 13, 2015
even tho i am a supporter of ogbeni rauf but i am totally against this. what is he governing if he has not paid salaries for 6months.
Politics › Re: Aljezeera Following The #trekforgej Adventure (photo) by Lanretoye(m): 9:11am On May 13, 2015
1stola:
Which brand of weed you smoke dis early morning
huh
Origin weed
Food › Re: 11 Intelligence Killing Foods You Need To Avoid by Lanretoye(m): 8:59am On May 13, 2015
Then Sugar is a source of energy,low sugar consumption result to hypoglycemia and bla bla bla. Now sugar does this and that harm to the body...WTF with these clinical confusionists self.
Abeg gimme one pack of st. louis make i take am drink garri joor.
Family › Re: Hello Nairalanders!! Meet My Mom And I by Lanretoye(m): 8:50am On May 13, 2015
ahsekeena:
Lol...cool



Op...some of the people saying "see her make up" no get mama for house,some don't even know their mothers.




Sadly,I can't remember me or any of my siblings taking pictures with my mum looking so carefree.
I see people holding their mothers,hugging them but I can't do that with my parents. I have both parents alive but we don't rap like that.
Miss/Mrs if you have not been doing, you better start it now because pics and memories like that will be what you are left with in some years to come.
Health › Re: Decomposing Corpse Chases Patients Out Of Wards In Lagos Hospital by Lanretoye(m): 7:37pm On May 12, 2015
Celebrities › Re: Ojb's Kidney Reportedly Collapses Again by Lanretoye(m): 8:27pm On May 11, 2015
olaxco2f:
angry angry angry



He bought cheap kidney b4? huh huh huh




Abi he resume Alcoholic life again


God dey!
Tokunbo no dey get warranty na...He can get 2 more from his two other wives.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Order On Escorts, A Security Risk- Akinyemi by Lanretoye(m): 4:55pm On May 11, 2015
olalat:
You are calling a man old enough to your grand father a useless man. Where is decorum and signs of proper upbringing in all you just wrote now? Your comment speak volume of the type of home you come from. Nonsense.
Ur 5mb go soon finish.
I see that people like you will inconvenient the citizenry if you u possess some form of power or authority and i am telling you categorically that you will never get there.
Quote me and thunder strike you before the next market day.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Order On Escorts, A Security Risk- Akinyemi by Lanretoye(m): 3:24pm On May 11, 2015
Realist2:
i hope you wouldn't blame it on PDP or GEJ when it happen.
This is not a matter of apportioning blame,lets emulate sanity and not inanity.The president is a citizen of the country,hence he is subjective to the rule of law. We all complained bitterly when Lagos-Abeokuta exp way use to be closed whenever OBJ is going to ota farm from Lagos airport,now someone wants to inculcate sanity and some people are saying another thing.
The man said he wants it that way then let it be, besides why should anyone want to kill the president.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The 10 Most Corrupt Countries In The World: Nigeria Not On The List! by Lanretoye(m): 3:14pm On May 11, 2015
Nigeria no corrupt,na our leaders corrupt.
Politics › Re: Breaking:buhari Administration Will Not Persecute Anyone – APC by Lanretoye(m): 3:12pm On May 11, 2015
U don hear,Oga Jo dem say dem no go persecute but dem fit prosecute sha oo.
Investment › Re: Repairing Refineries To Take One Year @ N99billions by Lanretoye(m): 11:47am On May 11, 2015
Abeg any amount e go cost,make una repair that thing fa.
Politics › Re: Buhari's Order On Escorts, A Security Risk- Akinyemi by Lanretoye(m): 11:45am On May 11, 2015
jhidey08:
Bros, an experienced person just gave a valuable advice and u're here raining curses on him, he is very right. If u av any Soldier close to u ask him if wot dis man has said is right or not. Haba!
I understand that in the cause of duty,as a govt official you may skip protocols if need be but no one should tell me that it is wrong for the president to obey traffic rules.

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