₦airaland Forum

kuroben4real:
1.he is useful to nigeria.
2. He is by margin more intelligent than you.
There is no word like foolishest, you use that word in my school u are fired, not even your teacher pej will save u

Oh boy,so you are still in school?. Face your studies,it will do you a lot of good.

I bet this OP is still living in the past,you better learn to move ahead in life. Small time now Buhari go complete hin tenure and you go still de.y there dey look for certificate,before you know 4years of ur life don waste.

Useless man,if this man fit be ordinary AIG na all the DPOs go be hin orderly...Foolishest man.

Some people and their low quality of reportage tho, just cant imagine the header of this post.
Mr OP u want us to read your post and we just did...

DollyParton1:
I eat like 10 mangoes a day, and I end up living in the loo for the rest of the day. BUT, I still love my mangoes.

That is as a result of OVEREATING.

Even for okirika,the visa goes for half the price...In some cases,it is 3 for N100.

FynBabe:
This man called Fayose has no control over his mouth at all. How can a fully grown man always run his mouth like a tap without control!

When will Fayose understand that it is not everything the eye sees that the mouth should speak?

Always in the news for the wrong reasons. I pity his wife because she fit die of High Blood Pressure o!

The guy has no sense of diplomacy atall, he doesn't have a settled family tho.

We cant afford to have that Aeroplane guy in the senate...damn thug chai !!!

when you hear 9years experience + not more than 24 years of age = No Vacancy.

emajay:
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Planning for and negotiating technical difficulties
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Bros please include at least the name of your organization,if you are an agent please include details in your post

SeverusSnape:
Dying is a process...
So I've not entirely dismissed Fayose's claim about Buhari.
T'is only a matter of time.

Typing is not only the responsibility of the hand,it needs the brain too...is there anybody's death that does not take a process?,Mr man as you live and grow,you are also going through the process of death.

Osakah24:
how do you justify 13 straight months without pay even if you are getting 50 percent?

There is actually no justification but not all states can emulate Lagos state,for years,Lagos survived without federal allocation...Some other states too have not paid for almost a year too,Osun state borrowed to pay for some months and is still owing about 6months now.it is not a news that the federal govt has failed.

Mumu finance ministry,so the cut in revenue wont come with its multiplier effect?. As an economist wey the minister be,she dey tell us say an economy's revenue will just drop by a whooping 50% all of a sudden without a pointer... Smh for the most useless administration of all time. SAI MAY 29!!!

teeowl:
jonathan is seriously pained... he is just sacking everybody left and right.

He is distributing bagco super sack.

Patiently waiting for 290515.

Dear Mr. J.K,the Tribunal is not an amusement park,they dont KID there.

Where do u work?

apeoyemojo:
The evil bedeviling this country has been the APC and it's supporters. Amosun demolished Thousands of houses in Ogun,Aregbe demolished houses,shops and other businesses to accomodate his road expansion,Oshiomhole did same in Edo,Ameaechi was not left out in Rivers,Ajimobi of Oyo forced Oyo indegenes out of their businesses through demolitions,Fashola also embarked upon wanton and massive destruction of properies in Lagos under the pretext of road construction.yet no one raised an eye-brow but suddenly Fayose did his own and he becomes a pharaoh. All of you criticising Fayose has no conscience.

But at least not for building a palace,mind you all the people that were affected in lagos and ogun were adequately compensated as long as they have proper claim of ownership.

Mogidi:
They blame Fayose for everything even when the reasons were given to them.

Where is your family house?, tell me now!!!

OP you well atall?
wetin u wan take this propaganda do again?

These south african people too proud self,see the way him dey talk. Dem no respect our laws and govt atall.
Thank God we have multi choice (etisalat,airtel and glo)
small time now we go CHANGE am for una.

unyours:
I decide to share this because i believe it will help someone someday.

Whenever we come through ethical dilemma, the chance is that everyone will choose the part that leads to the least harm.
Most times, it's a function of ones ability to think [intelligently] outside the box.

Now here's a moral dilemma meant to be solved by 200 applicants in a job interview. You will be marveled when you see the answer the only successful candidate gave. Many wouldn't have reasoned in that line.


You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect man (or woman) you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?




Think before you continue reading.
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This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. I love this. I might actually use it sometime for an interview situation.

He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams.”

Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
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My 50kobo advice to all jobseekers:
Avoid giving a straight-up answer to interview questions no matter how straight-to-the-point the question is.
Always have something to add to spice up your answers and be straight to the point as you do so. Expect all kind of useless questions. Lol.
The interview that landed me my job was an interview i got most of what i will call off-point questions like:
Are you married?
What tribe will you like to marry from?
Can you speak Yoruba language?
What's your username on nairaland? (I shock!)

Wish you all goodluck

Reference: Here

Bros that your response get K leg...
If i were the interviewer, u have failed with that response.let's say there was no option to choose from then you can go ahead and answer in any best way you feel but since you were given options to choose from,you have to choose one or none instead of twisting. For me i would choose my dream girl because she in this case represent a goal i had set to achieve and i need not stop at anything in order to make it. it simply defines you as a goal getter and that's what employers need.

Ochiske:
lol
them shock those wey go use am. I use huge data.
atleast it is better than MTN 2K for 750MB

I dont think he knows that Glo gives 65gb for 18k,10gb for 5k

Ochiske:
Not quite long ago, Etisalat shocked Nigerians by introducing a 2GB plan for N2000. Code is *229*2*8#

Now, they've also introduced a new cheaper plan.
1GB for N1000. Code is *229*2*7#



SME data sellers are gonna hate this new plan coz it is way cheaper than their N1500 for 1GB

OP are u okay?,say Etisalat shock you and not Nigerians.

sKeetz:

I LIKE IT BECAUSE OF ASUN.

olajide21:
It's about 12 stories. One of the tallest structures in Abuja. It must have cost PDP billions of Naira. However, with PDP being a regional party now, what happens to this edifice, the National Headquarters of the party? Would it be abandoned, just like Other projects in Nigeria? I think they should just will it to Nigerians.....

THIS BUILDING IS FOR SALE!!!

Sunnybobo3:
Was the first paragraph a statement made by her and are you not aware that she fought tge cartel and brought down the subsidy payment from more than 2 trillion naira to less than 1 trillion naira?

Did you mention 1trillion?,how the heck did we arrive at that figure for just subsidy payment alone?. that's more than some country's annual budget.

fajani:
THE TOPIC SAID IT ALL... WRITE OUT THE FULL NAME AND SURNAME OF YOUR FIANCEE OR UR LOVER
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WE MIGHT SEE YOUR RIVAL HERE... LOL

wife snatcher...lol