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Idowuogbo: My cupcakes! I need to clarify who u dey channel give me o! I no for family section deres plenty of dem, but I love 1 dieee she's my inlaw.So pls kindly tell me who dat psychotic ragga muffin excrembre is, I wanna no if we dey connect tru tru!

Trust me, we are refering to the same person. You no dey send am, she no fit be your inlaw
You too like amebo!!!!


Btw, who's that sunburnt poo making noise here

Idowuogbo: La belle u sef sabi d paroles ni? Oh bebe!

Who doesn't know that fake arse wrinkled punny? Her own is becoming too much joor, let her curb her excesses
Simply put, she's a disgrace to womanhood.

To you too

Guitarlife: After reading what a married woman has written here and the quantity of venom she is capable of spitting, all I can say is may the lord order the step's of all bachelor's preparing to get married. It's true the bible that say's the worst thing a man can experience is being holed up with a woman with a venomous tongue. Aha!!! How can a respectable woman who is married for that matter banter word's so shamelessly with anonymous people who could even pass for her last sibling's. Abeg guy's shine una eye well well o. This one go don turn local champion for im husband house o. I can practically see her husband tail between the leg's busy in the kitchen while she is spewing her acidic bile here on NL. P.S : I didn't mention any name's o cos I know you will soon drive in plus I hope I didn't commit any typo up there and if I did, temper justice with mercy. Just ignore this post if you know you are innocent otherwise you can respond*tongue out* #truthIsShe'sCpableOfEatingMeRaw

Let me guess, you are refering to Nairaland's no.1 self absorbed Psychotic B1tch

Idowuogbo: LMaooo!! U dey enter persin indirectly abi? U go hia am wen dem land.
#subscribing#

What she gonna do? Na today? Abegi!!!!!!!!!!!!

Missfoxy: Im going through a similar situation. Ive have asked myaelf how did we get to this point but im starting to think it is an ego thing. Whoever said that I believe they are on point. So ive come to.a conclution that a man want to feel like a man. This guy I talked to even told me I dont know wha you are thinking half the time. I did not give it much thought at the time annd I.think he is hurt by my not calling or texting. So I gave him space and realizes I have to be women enough to approach the situation with caution. I do believe this is not the time to express jow u feel to hi. Youll only.be looking for a fight. If u believe hes a good.man hold onbecause men are hard to.come by. Hes looking for ways to push you away. Dont give into it. Hp

bennyraz: Is Ego has been bruised. He would surely bounce back and what the poster should do now is to support. HOW MANY MEN ARE REALLY OUT THERE MEN DON'T COME CHEAP THIS DAYS AS MOST OF THEM HAVE PLANS FOR ONE GIRL SOMEWHERE. AS A WOMAN TODAY, IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU CAN ONLY GET 3 GOOD MEN OUT OF 10 STANDING MEN. THE REST ARE PLAYERS. And again, What happened to all those years when they were in school together It's obvious he misses that. And the bf is in a stage of thinking about what his GF is thinking about.

Dayum, where do people get this kind of mentality from? Must be a Nigerian thing

IMHO, good men aren't really hard to come by if a woman knows her onions, and also moves in the right circle. This is just a lie silly women tell themselves so they'll continue to stay with bad men. SMDH


@Missfoxy
You need help, your low self esteem is stinking.

@OP
You stand a chance of getting more responses if you could write your story in ENGLISH

Just saying. . .

bennyraz: Why would u even think he's jealous The point is, he nids a break. Thats all. He would definately come back after sorting himself. Give him space

Are you fccking kidding me? She should give him a break, he'll come back after sorting himself out and she'll be waiting for him? WTF is wrong with him now

mishmash[b:
]I said he maybe jealouse because when i had my graduation ceremony he never called to congratulate me or showed any intrest. I do not belive that is the actions of somebody who is not........ When i started my job he never asked about it or showed any interest, he only wants to talk about his STUDIES[/b]

@OP
Your boyfriend is obviously very immature and can't handle a grown-up relationship, you don't want to be with such a man longer than you've been.
If I were you, I'd gather all my strenght and call it quits with him. Yeah it's not easy and 5 years is a lot of time, but it's the best thing for you. There are good and deserving men out there, stop wasting your life on a wimp.

@Topic
Drink a mixture of Phosgene and Chlorine, you'll thank me later

Dyt: Shey u spoke in tongue na
Dats him

Stop speaking in tongues, say it out already. I'm in the mood for amebo

@Mamasita
I dey ooooooo. Nothing does me


@Dyt
He's fine, just a bit busy at the moment. Thnx

Idowuogbo: Ole!!!! U wan drive mukaila comot for super mod abi? Its impossicant! She has don jazi him wiv her armpit hair.

@op
I no get crush, I get squash and he knows abourrrit!

You don't fail to amaze me

Dyt: Crush?
Na I want 2 marry him
Bt hey if I write out his name, u all ll rain curses upon curses
So I kip it 2myself

Lolling



@OP
Idris Elba- he has taken sexiness to a whole new level

^^^Eeeewwwwww

@Blackteeth
Abeg park well with your pro-abortion advice and stop harrassing people anyhow.


@OP
Congratulations!!!

You are here asking for our help, how exaclty can we help you? Do you expect us to tell you to abort your pergnancy? The choice is yours, deal with it.

^^^Get off Meth before you self-destruct. At 60, you are still living off social welfare and food stamps

KINGwax: to get rid of hairy chest is as simple as anything. Only 2 steps,
1. Shave all the hairs
2. Rub a super-glue
you'll thank me later.
It'll do u good to get rid of the hair before it gets rid of you. Many girls has refused to date hairy guys because sometimes when they go out, they'll be looking for trees to climb like monkeys because the monkey-gene is there or when they grow old, hairs grows on their tongue.
I hope that affects you too.

kemmeye: wait wait hold on did you just say your junk was huge.

Lol


@Topic
Absolutely no. What happens on Nairaland, stays on Nairaland. It's that simple

Oh lawd, my ribs. Corky please stop abusing Meth. I really really mean this in a good way

Buhahahahahahaha. Je ris en français

Ok, we've heard. Now crawl back, your kindergarten teacher is waiting for you

Ileke-IdI:
Can you translate that epistle to a language a professional student would understand? (Of course you can. Please, do)
I could barely get past the first line.

Ileke-IdI:
Fixed. Like water drop on sore eyes.

. . .

Ileke-IdI:
Can you translate that epistle to a language a profession student would understand? (Of course you can. Please, do)
I could barely get past the first line.

Eyesore

Idowuogbo: La Belle! u wicked o! lmaooooo!!

I'm tired of all these overcirculated stories. Funny thing is, they make it sound like breaking news . Lol


Btw, how are you doing? It's been a while oooooo

MRbrownJAY: get a life and stop hanging around deadbeat people.....its contagious!!!!!

Seconded

@OP
Not only in Edo state, it also happened in Paris and Luanda. Idiota. . .