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RomanceRe: 5 Qualities Of A Wife by LaParisienne(f): 8:57pm On May 29, 2012
Goldieluks:
I know your game plan babes, keep digging maybe shymexx might change his mind someday, but till then......
cheesy
Mu he he he he he he he
RomanceRe: 5 Qualities Of A Wife by LaParisienne(f): 8:52pm On May 29, 2012
Goldieluks:
Attention seeker, your hubby marcmouthaction travelled huh?
tongue
Woman don't disrespect my Sweetness like that angry angry angry

Attention seeker? I'm innocent embarassed embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: 5 Qualities Of A Wife by LaParisienne(f): 8:41pm On May 29, 2012
@Thread
Laughing my sexy french arse out cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Was really enjoying the replies until some sickos started derailing angry

Y'all should grow up and get a room for your lame and stale disses undecided
RomanceRe: She Expected Dubai Goodies: He Brought Agege Bread! by LaParisienne(f): 6:05pm On May 27, 2012
Killz.:
[color=#000030]It was in ghana. . . [/color]
Mynd_44: I heard it three tears ago heard it happened in Somalia
You guys should get your facts right. This incident took place yesterday in Freetown cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Is England More Developed And Stable Than America? by LaParisienne(f): 4:20pm On May 27, 2012
coogar: that is because you are the most idiotic human being ever to use the internet.
Slow down chatte. I only attacked the message, not the messenger.

Seriously though, only demented fellow who's still stuck in the 17th century would ever think think that the sinking little Island called ''Blighty'' is better than the United States of America. Wake up imbeciile, it's 2012.

I have better things to do than to debate on this issue, same as trading words with you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Is England More Developed And Stable Than America? by LaParisienne(f): 1:07pm On May 27, 2012
coogar: the same america where people pay for incoming calls is more developed than the united kingdom?
america is a 3rd world country....quote me anywhere. one of the most useless countries to live in.
health insurance of a family of 5 is about $2000 a month, health is free in the united kingdom(even for immigrants).

american foods are crappy too....everything is over-sweetened. people don't walk as the place is too big.
a city is like the whole northern region in nigeria. america is not kids-friendly. at least in england, kids
get to play in the grass without having to worry about cobras, scorpions, gators, black widows and tarantulas.

america = nigeria managed by white people(it's a 3rd world country). i would rather stay in zamfara!
This is clearly the dumbest sheisse I've ever read on the internet. Damnnnn
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 10:59pm On May 26, 2012
hawtin: fcck my index finger!
slimyem would never be MOD
btw do you rub tura on your punan1?
how come it is very yellow like that
maybe it is Photoshop
ye si idi le fun awon camcorder okunrin
u try small sha but u get white things all over it tongue
Mamamgbeke has finally exposed her bumpy arse shocked

So you've always had a crush on Killz undecided

Too bad he chose Ijebabe. Suck it up puccie tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Have 1 New Nairaland PM- Check Your Email? by LaParisienne(f): 7:02pm On May 26, 2012
@OP
E-mail Seun. He'll send you the operating manual whcih comes with a 2* star punny wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Have 1 New Nairaland PM- Check Your Email? by LaParisienne(f): 7:00pm On May 26, 2012
190: Pull down ur trousers and check inside ur boxers for that message
Mr..Cork:
Bro. so you expectin to get punnny?? Gooood luck!! undecided
Crack babies cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Checkout This Pics And Rate It 1 To 10 Thanks by LaParisienne(f): 6:51pm On May 26, 2012
studyabfree: Lol... U Dey Craze grin grin grin
Checkout This

https://s13.postimage.org/416fhdmt3/193.jpg
Yo slumdog, please remove this eyesore lest I choke on my dinner.

One was fugly enough, adding another is nightmarish.

Is this some kind of punishment for a crime I'm not aware of
undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 6:41pm On May 26, 2012
REALITY101: Lol from this moment on. How's my homie Marc
Marc's doing fine. Thanx
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 6:33pm On May 26, 2012
REALITY101: What a fuckery
For the first time ever, I agree with you 100% cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 5:38pm On May 25, 2012
tfact: Sexkillz met Seun in Lagos. Could this be true undecided
Worafcck? Y'all haterz should give it up already undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 5:36pm On May 25, 2012
Dyt: Yh yh yh
Laprissca has chossen me
Hurray
O gal, send me sm of McAnthonys moni abeg
She must chop our money, chop our money, chop our moneyeeee, cos we don't care, we get am plenty.

Oya PM me if you are serious. Muhehehehehehhehhehhehhehe
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 4:10pm On May 25, 2012
@Mukina
Was just messing around, I can't be a Mod cos of these reasons:

-Haven't been around here long enough, I believe there are others who are more deserving of this post.

-I have a very demanding job, don't have much time to spend here.

-I login to Nairaland to joke, tease and have fun. I can't give up the freedom to express myself whenever and however I deem fit. Lol




Goodluck to the contestants. May the best man win kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Checkout This Pics And Rate It 1 To 10 Thanks by LaParisienne(f):
studyabfree: I want All U guys to Check Out and Rate this Pics Thanks

https://s10.postimage.org/4rzc9g8bd/181.jpg
Do your parents have any living children undecided undecided undecided



@Dondav
0000000.1
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 3:01pm On May 25, 2012
Goldieluks:


Vote for someone who has a tolerable approach. In as mush as I would like killz and slimyem to be mods, it is obvious that they has an intolerable approach prior to their replies, most times. We don't want a mod who cannot control their emotions, for example why I like jaybee is that no matter how you approach him in an angry manner, he doesn't reply back angrily. He replies with fact and a rather matured manner.


Kiillz killz killz, you may have repented, but you still have the discombobulated character in you, therefore, if you become a mod, you won't hesitate to ban whoever insults you. Fact!

Slimyemmm just because you haven't attacked any post for some days now doesn't make you the BEST candidate ma'am. It is also obvious that you may not hesitate to ban whoever you feel or think is annoying.


190 hates Nigerian women with passion.(?) you would have been the best male candidate for this post, but who knows, you might wake up one day and start to ban all the females on this section, out of anger.

Chimezie if only you were serious, you seem to have a considerable approach, but your jokes got no boundary.

Laparisenne I like your kinda approach, but you may turn this whole romance section into your love nest with your bobor macanthon.


Cowgirl I don't know much about you, but one thing I know is that you will flex your muscles with anyone who attacks you



Iyatrustee the best female candidate IMO ie. If she has the time in her hands.
Chei, this gurl don finish me ooooo. Goldie I dey vex for this thing wey you talk angry angry angry cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do The Right Girls Always Want A 'Relationship' At The Wrong Time? by LaParisienne(f): 7:51pm On May 24, 2012
Why did you exchange digits with her if you knew you weren't ready for a relationship?
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 7:47pm On May 24, 2012
I nominate La Parisienne cool
RomanceRe: Bad News!! by LaParisienne(f): 10:26pm On May 23, 2012
Mr..Cork:
SAY WHAT?? sweeery, EXCUSE MOI, i drive a Range rover spot!!! angry
Does your non existing ''Range Rover'' keep you company and warm your bed undecided
RomanceRe: How Long Should U Date A Guy/woman Before Getting Married To The Person? by LaParisienne(f): 10:24pm On May 23, 2012
^^^In a maximum security penitentiary. Lol
RomanceRe: How Long Should U Date A Guy/woman Before Getting Married To The Person? by LaParisienne(f): 9:59pm On May 23, 2012
@OP
30 Years minimum
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 9:55pm On May 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Oh yeah? Damn! We no go gree o!

Mukinaaaa,I change my mind o! grin

It's Btwn killz and la parista na.
cheesy cheesy grin grin angry angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Interested In Moderating This Section? by LaParisienne(f): 9:51pm On May 23, 2012
How did I miss this thread shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked



@OP
I'm interested in moderating this session. I have the charisma and all it takes to be a superb Mod cheesy cheesy cheesy


@Killz, ID and others
You berra join the winning team cool cool cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: This's Serious, Please Help...advise Me. by LaParisienne(f): 7:05pm On May 23, 2012
Serginho: My friends, please help me with your candid advice. I met this girl online and we became good friends. She trusted me so much that she never hide anything from me. She actually told me she has a date bt guys do trip 4 her as she's beautiful. It got 2 d point dat dis gal nw compare me 2 her bf though she's neva me; bt she felt inluv with me nd addressed me lik she'd address her bf. She said their wont b any problem with dat cus she luvs me nd wud wish to date me. I felt relaxed since she said its ok wit her....one day, her junior sis logged on her social ntwrk nd we got chattin afta she introduced herself. We had a lengthy chat nd she asked me wat i saw her elder sis 4 nd i told her we're jst friends. She said dat beta be; cus her sis already hs a date nd i shouldnt tink of datin her. Tins got 2 a point she nw logs on her sis social ntwrk 4rm time 2 time nd jst lik her sis, she bcame vry friendly wit me bt oneday i called her one name i do call her sis nd she suspected i ws datin her sis nd threatened she ws gono reveal dat 2 her sis bf. I had 2 luk 4 excuses 2 cnvince her it wsn't wat she thought cus her sis hs pleaded wit me nt 2 let her knw we're datin online. She ws so curious 2 knw wats up btwn us bt i neva told her. Her elder sis uploaded one stuff on her status nd d younger sis ws curious 2 knw wat her sis meant by the comment on her status. She knew her elder sis wud tell me cus she neva hide anytin 4rm me. She asked me 2 tell her bt i refused, tellin her 2 4get it. She got angry nd said i ws keepin her sisters secret bcus i'm datin her so she ws gono tell it 2 her sister's bf. I asked her why she's so curious 2 knw wats up btwn me nd her sis nd she spilled d bomb...she told me dat d mere tinkin of me datin her sis gets her jealous cus she's neva stop tinkin of me afta we met first online nd dat is why she's bn loggin on since then 2 chat wit me nd view my pixs cus she's inluv wit me. Her elder sis has once told me dat she doesnt wish a bf on her sis now cus she tinks she's too young 4 dat. I told her wat her sis said abt her nd she opposed dat nd said lets keep it a secret btwn us. She's bn frequent in loggin in on her sis social ntwrk nd her sis is already suspectin us. D elder sis asked me oneday nd i told her i'm only friends wit her younger sis nd she said dat beta be cus she cnt share me with her younger sis nd beside ''she's too young 4 a date''. I'm begining 2 get confused cus they both luv me so much nd i dnt wnt 2 cus a problem btwn them...pls wat do i do...pals.
I can only read this discombulation grin at gun point.

Btw, do yourself a big favour and spend some more time in school. You'll thank me later wink
RomanceRe: Why Do Akwa Ibom Guys Like Dating Akwa Ibom/calabar Girls Only... by LaParisienne(f): 6:57pm On May 23, 2012
blabber15: I certainly have not noticed anything like that. All the akwa-ibom guys i know are manwhores. They'll chase anything female.
Retardeena
RomanceRe: Why Do Akwa Ibom Guys Like Dating Akwa Ibom/calabar Girls Only... by LaParisienne(f): 6:56pm On May 23, 2012
marvelck: I dont know if some of you have noticed it also, that its very common to see akwa ibom guys going after and dating their own girls (girls from akwa ibom or cross river) only. you hardly see them making advnaces to girls from other tribes. or is it a complex thing? maybe they are not confident enough to ask girls from other tribes out. We have enough fine fine Ibo, hausa, edo and yoruba girls that they can approach for a relationship, but they hardly do do. maybe they want a girl they can flow with (in their dialet, I guess)easily and also one that they can easily chance (manipulate) and treat anyhow. you know most of their girls are so cheap and tend to believe whatever a guy says. Maybe that's why akwa ibom guys dey rush after their akwa ibom girls only. and whenever they are together, come and see how they will be doing their romance in their local dialet/style. even when they go to a grocery store or cinema. they are like local lovers. blowing their langauge anyhow without any care in the world. the thing tire me o. they ought to spread out, and try mix with other girls and stop being tribalistic. that's just it!
STFU foool and stop vomiting balderash from your arsehole. A lot of Akwa Ibom men are married to women from other tribes. Gov Godswill Akpabio is married to an Ibo woman for fcck's sake. Stop circulating negative vibes about other people, are you envious of the oil money?

Duh
RomanceRe: My Question Is Simple. Pls Read...... by LaParisienne(f): 8:49pm On May 21, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030] Activating derail mode. . .87%. . . [/color]
What's here to derail huh huh huh
RomanceRe: No Woman Can Give Me What I Felt The Last Hours... by LaParisienne(f): 8:32pm On May 21, 2012
Mrs.Chima:
He bleeped a man during the Chelsea game.
Epic cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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