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Goldieluks:Mu he he he he he he he |
Goldieluks:Woman don't disrespect my Sweetness like that ![]() Attention seeker? I'm innocent ![]() |
@Thread Laughing my sexy french arse out ![]() Was really enjoying the replies until some sickos started derailing ![]() Y'all should grow up and get a room for your lame and stale disses ![]() |
Killz.: Mynd_44: I heard it three tears ago heard it happened in SomaliaYou guys should get your facts right. This incident took place yesterday in Freetown ![]() |
coogar: that is because you are the most idiotic human being ever to use the internet.Slow down chatte. I only attacked the message, not the messenger. Seriously though, only demented fellow who's still stuck in the 17th century would ever think think that the sinking little Island called ''Blighty'' is better than the United States of America. Wake up imbeciile, it's 2012. I have better things to do than to debate on this issue, same as trading words with you. |
coogar: the same america where people pay for incoming calls is more developed than the united kingdom?This is clearly the dumbest sheisse I've ever read on the internet. Damnnnn |
hawtin: fcck my index finger!Mamamgbeke has finally exposed her bumpy arse So you've always had a crush on Killz ![]() Too bad he chose Ijebabe. Suck it up puccie ![]() |
@OP E-mail Seun. He'll send you the operating manual whcih comes with a 2* star punny ![]() |
190: Pull down ur trousers and check inside ur boxers for that message Mr..Cork:Crack babies ![]() |
studyabfree: Lol... U Dey CrazeYo slumdog, please remove this eyesore lest I choke on my dinner. One was fugly enough, adding another is nightmarish. Is this some kind of punishment for a crime I'm not aware of ![]() |
REALITY101: Lol from this moment on. How's my homie MarcMarc's doing fine. Thanx |
REALITY101: What a fuckeryFor the first time ever, I agree with you 100% ![]() |
tfact: Sexkillz met Seun in Lagos. Could this be trueWorafcck? Y'all haterz should give it up already ![]() |
Dyt: Yh yh yhShe must chop our money, chop our money, chop our moneyeeee, cos we don't care, we get am plenty. Oya PM me if you are serious. Muhehehehehehhehhehhehhehe |
@Mukina Was just messing around, I can't be a Mod cos of these reasons: -Haven't been around here long enough, I believe there are others who are more deserving of this post. -I have a very demanding job, don't have much time to spend here. -I login to Nairaland to joke, tease and have fun. I can't give up the freedom to express myself whenever and however I deem fit. Lol Goodluck to the contestants. May the best man win |
studyabfree: I want All U guys to Check Out and Rate this Pics ThanksDo your parents have any living children ![]() @Dondav 0000000.1 |
Goldieluks:Chei, this gurl don finish me ooooo. Goldie I dey vex for this thing wey you talk ![]() |
Why did you exchange digits with her if you knew you weren't ready for a relationship? |
I nominate La Parisienne ![]() |
Mr..Cork:Does your non existing ''Range Rover'' keep you company and warm your bed ![]() |
^^^In a maximum security penitentiary. Lol |
@OP 30 Years minimum |
Idowuogbo: Oh yeah? Damn! We no go gree o! ![]() |
How did I miss this thread @OP I'm interested in moderating this session. I have the charisma and all it takes to be a superb Mod ![]() @Killz, ID and others You berra join the winning team ![]() |
Serginho: My friends, please help me with your candid advice. I met this girl online and we became good friends. She trusted me so much that she never hide anything from me. She actually told me she has a date bt guys do trip 4 her as she's beautiful. It got 2 d point dat dis gal nw compare me 2 her bf though she's neva me; bt she felt inluv with me nd addressed me lik she'd address her bf. She said their wont b any problem with dat cus she luvs me nd wud wish to date me. I felt relaxed since she said its ok wit her....one day, her junior sis logged on her social ntwrk nd we got chattin afta she introduced herself. We had a lengthy chat nd she asked me wat i saw her elder sis 4 nd i told her we're jst friends. She said dat beta be; cus her sis already hs a date nd i shouldnt tink of datin her. Tins got 2 a point she nw logs on her sis social ntwrk 4rm time 2 time nd jst lik her sis, she bcame vry friendly wit me bt oneday i called her one name i do call her sis nd she suspected i ws datin her sis nd threatened she ws gono reveal dat 2 her sis bf. I had 2 luk 4 excuses 2 cnvince her it wsn't wat she thought cus her sis hs pleaded wit me nt 2 let her knw we're datin online. She ws so curious 2 knw wats up btwn us bt i neva told her. Her elder sis uploaded one stuff on her status nd d younger sis ws curious 2 knw wat her sis meant by the comment on her status. She knew her elder sis wud tell me cus she neva hide anytin 4rm me. She asked me 2 tell her bt i refused, tellin her 2 4get it. She got angry nd said i ws keepin her sisters secret bcus i'm datin her so she ws gono tell it 2 her sister's bf. I asked her why she's so curious 2 knw wats up btwn me nd her sis nd she spilled d bomb...she told me dat d mere tinkin of me datin her sis gets her jealous cus she's neva stop tinkin of me afta we met first online nd dat is why she's bn loggin on since then 2 chat wit me nd view my pixs cus she's inluv wit me. Her elder sis has once told me dat she doesnt wish a bf on her sis now cus she tinks she's too young 4 dat. I told her wat her sis said abt her nd she opposed dat nd said lets keep it a secret btwn us. She's bn frequent in loggin in on her sis social ntwrk nd her sis is already suspectin us. D elder sis asked me oneday nd i told her i'm only friends wit her younger sis nd she said dat beta be cus she cnt share me with her younger sis nd beside ''she's too young 4 a date''. I'm begining 2 get confused cus they both luv me so much nd i dnt wnt 2 cus a problem btwn them...pls wat do i do...pals.I can only read this discombulation at gun point.Btw, do yourself a big favour and spend some more time in school. You'll thank me later ![]() |
blabber15: I certainly have not noticed anything like that. All the akwa-ibom guys i know are manwhores. They'll chase anything female.Retardeena |
marvelck: I dont know if some of you have noticed it also, that its very common to see akwa ibom guys going after and dating their own girls (girls from akwa ibom or cross river) only. you hardly see them making advnaces to girls from other tribes. or is it a complex thing? maybe they are not confident enough to ask girls from other tribes out. We have enough fine fine Ibo, hausa, edo and yoruba girls that they can approach for a relationship, but they hardly do do. maybe they want a girl they can flow with (in their dialet, I guess)easily and also one that they can easily chance (manipulate) and treat anyhow. you know most of their girls are so cheap and tend to believe whatever a guy says. Maybe that's why akwa ibom guys dey rush after their akwa ibom girls only. and whenever they are together, come and see how they will be doing their romance in their local dialet/style. even when they go to a grocery store or cinema. they are like local lovers. blowing their langauge anyhow without any care in the world. the thing tire me o. they ought to spread out, and try mix with other girls and stop being tribalistic. that's just it!STFU foool and stop vomiting balderash from your arsehole. A lot of Akwa Ibom men are married to women from other tribes. Gov Godswill Akpabio is married to an Ibo woman for fcck's sake. Stop circulating negative vibes about other people, are you envious of the oil money? Duh |
sexkillz: [color=#000030] Activating derail mode. . .87%. . . [/color]What's here to derail ![]() |
Mrs.Chima:Epic ![]() |




